Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 165, Hammond, Lake County, 31 December 1920 — Page 4

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THE TIMES NEWSPAPERS ST THE LIKE COVTSTTT PBKITIUQ PTTBUSBXTTO COW AJTT.

Thi Lk County Tim Ially except alurlay an J Sunday. kinttotKi at the poatolllco In XlauuiiijiiU, June JB, 1 ics. Th rimns Fast Chicago-Indiana Harbor, daily except Sunday. Hr-tarevl i-l the poiloffSco J.Q liast Chicago, Moveuv ucr IS. VJli. The Lake County Times Saturday an J Weekly Ed'tioa. entered, al the pj-tor.lcj Jn Hammond. t""bruary 4. 191. Tha Gary tiveolng Tim Diiiy " aept Suuctay. Kafared &t th posto;iie In Gary. April 1 lSli. Aii utwitr 'Mt act of Hard 3. 1&.9. as econd-vlaa. it, at ur.

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NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS. I vou fall t- receive- our copy cf Tm Tiwa ,.u hav In tho past, pta So nQt thin It has h. fr ,s't or -a not sent r. tun-. K-m-mber rhat th mail .rv'w'i not what H uaed to be and t! .it o-nip.ah.ts ar r--i n ti r-..ti whit sources about th- tram and mall seri Ths T''S hut. lnrr-'J its msi'lug iij!pmnt and la .-tvfnic earnestly t.. reah Its patrons vn tim. B prompt in a.1visin us when you it" r.ot et your paper &.ud wo will a :t J r-jt-.pt :.Y.

DAYS AHEAD. Welt, littlp ni" 1321 is certainly ftarting out rtgtt f, Saturday?, which are paydays for a good many v.'k, rlsht in January. W.' i! have a new president and administration in the eomiuR year. kw( of the men will have new fcand-ke-chtet's and necktie, everyone of both sexes will start ,.,.t with a brand new set of resolutions going to keep ,n..ry one this yar, too! ana now, to top it off. let's r begin with a smile. A cheerful i"art maketh a ns journey short, as seme previous philosopher has put It. !n many, many homes there 1? not nmrh to be cheerful over in this .-!ri time of the year. Hut remember this the longniRht was in December, an l as the year is dawninp, turbans cood fortune will dnwn, iro. Good luck needs ulr;Yatir.?r. If we mnst sneer at anything at a!!, let it the misfortunes that befall us. Let ua turn up our noses at them. We don't care so associate with bad luck, thank you. Orj mrn wiM hate the enow because it's cold, an J ? r. .!:" " vf it for its beauty. One will iuviie gloom !-v i.etnsr ?'?imy, the other attract rood nature by show"sr some uiir.self. Ninetet-n Twenty-One- hasu't done rnjthicg- to any of ns yet. Let's give, it a fair chanee. Anyway, here's our best wish that 1521 will bring you mere happiness- and prosperity than any other year in which ycu have ?ived

COUGHEHS. Would it p tiskiug too niuc.i to request the rainr. semen t of 'ni theaters to equip their ushers with little boxes of soothing throat past ilea or. lafikng these to furnish them with the means of spraying the throats '. cough nfl'livted patrons? Now that winter is here, the usual epidemic of energetic coup-Inns has seized theater goers and movie fans. A persist ent play lover is the man who is in perfect health until he is snugly ensennced in a theater b-at. Once settled, lie -lears some one cough. Immedi.'tl v it ! l.i 01 n in tipon hitn that Iv-. i.f, has a -otir1i - or lid have on.-, Ja?t winter, or hi.-; month, or a few v.-. -.-hs aai, "i'enrat iv-!y, he lisiins to '-xperiuient with i . a HltfA j.; e!iiiiir:;i! y hawing aud htuumirig proved

the cough to be in excellent working order;- it new needs only the beginning oC a clever line or a properly palpitant moment on the t&g or- screen, as tho case may be, to bring this cough to tho glory of fulfillment. The crucial words are about to bo spoken; the hero hangs, ad It were, upon the lips of tho heroine, or the kidnapping gypsy Is about to divulge the secret of the Unely girl's birth. Instantly, as by a predetermined tdgual. the coughers burst forth In magnificent chorus. They rough; they ra.sp; they whfze; they blow; they choke; they hoot; they hawk; they snort; they bellow! beginning In a minor key, with a modest, lunch, little cough, somewhere In the dark reces.'s of the house, calling gently to Its mate, the chorus fe!is swiftly to a diapason of. sound, its vast, throaty organ notes drowning out the thuld trebles, a pouring current, a very Niagara of noise. It is hardly to be expected that theater managers will refuse to sell seat.s to cough-afflicted aud afflicting men and women. But can't they furnish sprays or pastiles? BELIEVE TKL AFRICAN TAXPAYER. In a period of six. months Great Hritain reduced lo r external debt in the neighborhood of $200,000,000. Her rapid recovery it) economic standing should encourage the American people to believe that, suoii'sho will be able to make payments on Interest due on her obligations. :nd thus relieve the American taxpayer to a corretqiond ing decree. We must pay interest on the bonds we issued to raise money to loan to Great Britain. If Great Britain will pay intercut on her debts to us, we can merely pass the money along ;o our own creditors. OLDEST ARMY UNIT. The discovery that the Fourth Couipanx, Lnuel States coast artillery, statioued at Fort Mills, Philippine islands, is the oldest organization In the army, having been organized by Alexander Ham'iltcn for service in the Revolutionary war, will fill the members of the company, from the newest private to the commanding officer, with pride. Age in individual human being. has its drawbacks, but in organizations it is a. mark of honor. The farther back a corporation or a society was organized, the better are Us members pleased; for a long career implies good service, as the probabilities are that if the organisation were not meritorious it would have perished. The pride that the men cf the Fourth Company will take in its history will make them want to serve it. a little more devotedly than if it had no record. Acquaintance with its history will inspire them, with esprit de corps, the iiuality above ult others that makes for good teamwork. The war department is encouraging the army units to Inquire Into their history and to Indicate on the regimental colors the battles end campaigns in which hey have participated. The purpose Is io develop this important sense of traditiou. Hut it is cot the army alone that needs this spirit. It will be fo,und useful in every sort of organization; commercial establishments need it as much as auv.

KIDDIE KAPERS &ST

vbwsh a nappy New Year "To every one of you . Happy for you grown ups,all , And oil us kiddi'es 00.

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SUC will get up (nt A.'L watt on him before they A Hi: tnarritit very lo?ig. IB" Europe would do sometbios lor

JHSOHUI.HKl) liver, its heart might UK AT more rfni!arly-

HOW MUCH JO YOU KNOW?

C Jiow ma:. centim Ms ft re th"r') tn lhs gU-bf? -Aii-iw-r: Th.-re are o ct.nS.! ri u te cp. tli iMtb-.r. 7 Wlxo was" t'.ie 'ir.'t -.rc-.n to make wurg.-rv a Fi-ltce? Ai:5 vi r: .Sir AstWy . i ' 1 -' r, xr Kn$Glsh 8-w$?m. S Ahe:i wai KnjrlHtid. ft. tin ned? .Answer; The c!t- was pr-.ibahly f-',r,.P-d V, A. !., by .1 Hinnan governor cf TiritGn. 0 IJ.-nv dt" tl". '-'tier;, an Krr.rir" prct its ran-)? An?'.'.--": IYojo Oti.trian T. ih- fou:i-;T ..r the j-r.s.-tit Turk :sU r.r.ipir.j, 1''- What th mos-t ir-.stn.-rat'' " t -- rtn.i r'T-'r Jn I-'.ur--r"- r.s-.vo; : Car!r:'f. is Kurui '. ni'fi arj:.lu'rati--

) v lu;ll tUU liiv s'.VHJCti 1. i-i iuri-: ciiil'.' Who vaa K'ur.u'M' o il r - ijnd'.' w tr.-V'iy EIdi.-rs diil Ltiami fetid to tilt! L'ii.t-:-d StaU.-a liuiin liic war of ll.'. icvuiatin'.4 - VTi t. did uurii-t.ss adopi Nltlutiai I -..ink i"y?:.rii? h Wh it. is thi pt-rcf.-n :..i j ruf la tit.-) ITnltod iitas :-'.p.-? C -I'o Gia i'n.iivh . riiljirra' ; K-geij '." 7 WhTt: V(l frt. l'atri.-is h tii? 8.V,'liit Is t!.o stuaUest t.:a! in the unton? P What city Is Jt;;n as tb" "ma etc c!ty" of th Mj-ita? 10 Wli Is tho -arh tin?iari.itl hy th ntn arid w.-tin'.T mli'lei: ni'tw Oict daily?

J) 'ANDITS GET AWAY WITH LIBERTY BONDS

st. josirni. -.: . r r . '-.?, bandi-ts fn.p.y i-ar ir.'.-l the own wa""i r-t Xw tlamrtr, Mo.. hwiiBd an.l gaped Idtn arid t'k hlni ! Far". -r t ir.k . a i .':re t . r; ,r ;;?. rf. - ! wi-.tif the-.

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WITHOVT further dtslRnation DGPIiORCS all this publicity AM) hence has said nothing la:iy

A BOLT );ttl heaps of c!gar tto j

pshfs on THE hath room floor that no one VVOI notice bat sh LOOKS lather hard-bM.d as she TIRIVfiS in the sweeper. THRKG -uou'd net be any crcri-.t -usinv.s noM" if it wre a harJ TO g. t into debt a it is to svt ..u'. B'KI.L thre will he a lot of ??or.i i-snd dc.ks I-Oll ?a!! -wlicii th tifil at !n'.n:strn -tion

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; ANSWERS TO TESTEROAT S CUES- I

HONS 1 How old ni.ist a person be to bv

' Unltnl States senator? Answer: To j If! a Vnltc.l .States tenatcr a person ; must b thirty years old. I ! -lieu- many coats has tho stomach? : Ansner: Tb fton.ach ha fo r coats.

UK said that his vl?-.t was without 3 Who wrote "Two Years 15" fere th .gn:Bcance j Mast?" Answer: Jiichard Henry Dana

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THE "DRVS" seem to have 'he time of their lives trying to convince John Barleycorn that he is actually dead.

IT IS Aid. RIGHT to teach Americanism to aliens

l-ut a little of It to some Americans -might help.

PERHAPS fF more innocent bystanders -were hurt 'thers wiuM t)e more inclined to go n .ibuiii rheir Vusiness.

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'run Kloornirst months to u AS viewed from the standpoint of i;xi.sTF.ri; are those in

WHICH the bl'.l for'fhjwers for funerals i:tRKi) those for wu;n presnl"1. ' A WOMAN an ni'-ke a ijuss

.f M back it against her husband's HOT judgment AM it.- nsslit tlilio ? -ll.'-a "f ten. A MiWSPAPKFl says tlmt Kninxlir.

THAT'S undisputed. l.V thf middle-aged dar.cir.R W LI are rather old-fashloncil IV our way of f peaking THOtCH not at ail so our way f c'olng AM) our f.r!n'-;pal new stp AM: call Die chtek-t-y-jowi. ANOTHllR wall-eyed liar "13 th M V who says he isn't superstitious l-:i:HV rr.an t superstii iou.i IUHT something or other.

Minilt I.i;n lived to be O'lO )'"ar ...a j III T in thinking- about it we fljure U out ! I'll A T thTC were no ' f At TOMOBII.KS in those d.tjs. VH y j . I I tn n man in our ! Ki:,HKT over the fail rf Bat.y!-n j BIT from the pictures we sr.K of it anil Us citizens i AVI fclMuiU have likerl to be there j l report it.. i sin: may g-et a p,r i.f ait intr "n ! IiIIUm: tiiv liuMPyni ir.n but

Sr., was the. author of the s'.ory.

i 4 tAlio aro the, Copts? Answer: They

r the Christian descendants of the "M KcyptiHns. They form no-?;g:h'eenth

: jf th r -opulation of K-jpyt 3 V.'ha t ere th duties of an ambassador? Answer: They represent I their country r. roverein at a foreign ' eourt. TlrrsentHtives of the t'nited j f-tatcs in '. foreign countries wr not j rH'ti ar..haAS'i.i.-11-s until after 18P.1.

AVill PoidtWely KU-r C!n ia l-.-Try right row for RhenrrstNat ?Cei;rl"iH, l.!i!iibaie, sote, stiff and Jen Joint . !:" ti in." bead. bit. k lufl ;U:ih";. i-'irn. 'iii.Wm. .-ic. At' -- u riiii.il' ion pmu esauliy u;F:.i r . u: s . -if t.y i.i usc.

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t'i .:il'I:s, r,,;.is. Croup. Jri..'!.'riij. -jse TbW.u', lu.-u'li'-rii! !..! 1 -,:.!::;-. Tins t ii is ..-.irf0..d b-.. . i. mnrt pt'F'.citv.lisir: renic-ly k' ;. a ptmni i aii'i iuiu'vliMle e:r " t i,t re-.. i:r i';0n i- lu- to The f.T-t t lr '- .1. ! I-. I-.; S-fic' '! T-H!tA at on-'. .. s; ! iltrntli.il. C.'.-r i n ("nus eu l1 '''' !te-t f-ti e cf ,..!. Jcstlj-r nr,:i 1; v.-', : '- ' i-.-ite tlit.s s-int!iuce ttrous'-i r.i.d ureusli in tur, n ;o.. Aec.-i.t no suhsftt'de. Thin irrcar el S n ! i ' ..!'.- !;'". M litur r clu-t' i i v " ' ' " " ;: ' - ' Oti, . (il l it at P'jmn-.e's Pharms'-y.

WINTER TERM Day and Evening School Opens Monday, January 3 Calumet Business Colleges "The Strongest Business Co'Jege Organization in the M.'ddle Wes;" GARY BUSINESS COLLEGE HAMMOND BUSINESS COLLEGE EAST CHICAGO BUSINESS COLIEGL LA PORTE BUSINESS COLLEGE The Hammond Business College Is Located ia The First National Eank Building. CalJ This Week and Complete Arrangements.

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We wish to thank our patrons for their generous patronage during the past year. Now is the time to plan your building for the coming season. Let us co-operate with you in planning your new home.

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is high-grade mill work-Give us a trial-Wishing you all the Compliments of the Season.