Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 148, Hammond, Lake County, 10 December 1920 — Page 4

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The committee go further. It proposes that If the queen and Princess Juliana, die without further issue, and no roverelgn fulfilling the necessary conditions can be found, then the etnstttution shall be left open for the choice of another form of government. It 0s significant that all the new governments established in the last 50 years, with minor exceptions, have been republics. If the Dutch change, they will assuredly choose that form. The Dutch are probably as little oppressed b the monarchy as any European people. Vet it is encouraging to see that they, too.

are feflitiK that any fetter to liberty, hough it be I

light, is a fetter. They, too, are beginning to realize that "all men are created equal" so far, at least as .oclal rights are concerned.

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NINE RULES FOR HAPPINESS. Did it ever strike you, when you're listening to

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someone rail agaiuM me e....,., , .. marriage, as opposed to the unhappy, has never really had its fair share of publicity? If one of ycur neighbors down the street has a J

family ruckus, the whole town will know it tomorrow. But if all the other folk in the block just have a quiet, happy evening at home, no one is the wiser. It is not so important that a couple be fitted for etch other, as Ttv.iv they make themselves fit for each ..her once they're married. Adjusting oneself to an intimate companion of the other sex that's the hard tfciDS. Now the British novelist. W. L. George, is in this . ountry with his wife. He is an expert cn love, courtship and marriage. While he talks to bl audiences, his wife tews his uttons on and glories in his celebrity. That doesn't mean she hasn't an occasional thought about her husband's principal topic, herself. In fact, Mrs. George told some Chicago reporters her own ideas, and gave them nine rules on how eto be happy, though

married. They're pretty good Here they are:

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tike its contents. . ' A woman should occasionally change her view?, her ways and 'her hats. If you must be frank, let it be in private. Once a day a wife should say to her husband: ' How' clever you are!" Lies are no good, but you can exaggerate a' little, us in courtship. If it seems hard to be married to your wife, remember It is hard for her to be married to you. Find out on the honeymoon If swearingor crying Is most effective. Forgive your partner "0 times seven aud then lose the account book.

CONVIVAL KOKOMO. Top sielf society in Kokcmo is decidedly In a flutter us a result of the ministerial association passing resolutions denouncing as a filthy and loathsome orgy, a party given a few evenings since at the exclusive Ktikomo fin titty Club. it appears that J. V. Pinnell, who seems to be ine of 1 1 ! f swell citizens of Kokomo. on the eve of his mafriagc, pulled a stag party for iis friends. Enough hcoze. was smuggled in to float a battleship, a caterer provided a wealth of high priced food, and there were besides flowers, cigars, buck and wing dancers, and cabaret girls galore. The long drought of quiet Kokomo was effectually broken and along about midtiight things were moving amiably. The cabaret girls were marching tr and down the tables kicking the dishes onto the floor and singing songs which must have caused Anthony Comstock to turn over in his grave. Some of the guests were on the fleer, under the table, while others with more endurance were variously engaged. It is said that chief among the amusements was throwing (hunks of turkey, pieces of custard pie. giace sweet potatoes, and French pastry at the performers. They do say, tco. that some exhilarated oaf hurled a big alligator pear which struck one of the cabaret girls squarely on the bosom and broke two of Mr. Pinnell's fingers. Altogether it was some party, and when the last guest had been dragged out and sent home, the banquet hall deserted .smelled strongly like a combination of a wrecked barroom and the steam room of an abattoir where the entrails are cleaned. 'Certainly that dinner had no peer or parallel in Kokomo's rather prosaic hist cry and it is tserloualy to be doubted whether the feasts of Ilelshazzar, Luculhis, the Pilgrim Fathers, or even one of Billy Bryan's dollar dinners had anything on it. And for what reason all this riot, waste, swinishness and disgrace? "Well,

to celebrate the coming nuptials of a man and a maid! It is presumed that the man is a man of standing and influence in the community and that the maid one of chastity, purity and beauty Really why an appro-aching wedding should be celebrated by a beastly drunk in which the groom and his chosen friends are the participants it is exceedingly difficult to imagine. Vet such stunts are commonly engaged in and you don't have to go to Kokomo to discover them either. It, merely so happened that this Kokomo affair stepped over an dsome of the froth ran down the side of bowl

where the public count see it. And at that it is a

rather distressing introduction of the bride to the state of married bliss. Fort Wayne News.

KOLLAND NEXt REPUBLIC. There was mere than a little uneasiness among the allied diplomats during the world war over the attitude of Holland. The Netherlands kept Its position of neutrality admirably. But it w-as hard to forget thaU the queen's consort and the heiress apparent's father was a German prince. Should the balance of power in Europe, now so loosely swinging, catapult the continent into another

bloody war, the Dutch do not intend to be caught nap-

ping. A special parliamentary committee has Just drawn up some new previsions for the constitution that are Illuminating. Among them are the exclusion from the throne of all those "about whom there is no certainty of their sharing the Dutch people's natural feeling, and who are not acquainted with Holland's internal conditions." That is a blow aimed at the Hohenzollems.

THE FARMERS NATCRALLY do not want to be the goat in the business of butting old HI Cost out of the ring.

YOU SHOULD BE able to sell a gold brick to the man who believes all the reports that are coming out of Russia.

SOME AUTOMOBILE drivel's cannot understand why a pedestrian should be grouchy over being knocked down.

SOME PERSON'S would rather pay a lawyer for poor advice than act on something that costs them nothing.

FEW WOMEN object to marrying a homely man, for with such a mate they attract attention by contrast.

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i INtXJItM V I ION about conditions IN heaven oontin is to come piecemeal FllOM our prominent spiritists AM Sir Conin Doy'e now anr.ounces TIHT there are alcohol c stimulants end TOBACCO there but we shall be HOPKFIL. just as long- as we can and he HASN'T said anything yet about TI1K presence there of any reformers. SOMt: men are doubtful as to the LATITIUK and longitude of hell AM others can tell you that hell is located RIGHT in the stomach. IT la never safe to trust a man whose only motive FOR being honest Is that It is m-; bst policy. Wi; see so many art!cs about HHA1.TH In waste that we are seriously CO?inF.niG refusing to take any more

A straight-jacket IT is our observal ion that Judging by what 'I11F. world" has been doing these s years

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WK have our moments of humility WHK we feel that perhaps A FT Kit ail we o"un'i know inucn more AIIOIT what is the matt'-r with u THW our family (bct.,i d.r.s IlL'T these moments are. rare. IF you cannot Interest a man in a money-making

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HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW?

I Is a miner's term .ipp!d to when It Issues from ci. vices

i mines. I 4. What American journalist w a

known as the "Poet Lnureate of tli.Children"? A ns. Eusene Fivld'.--

J poems of child life gamed this ram

for him. i. What was the firs-t o' Can ci.-ff i fcr trade? Ann. Ths Indian f. :j was crossed by traders in King Sob--itun's time. 6. What was the "stani'i at t"'? A -. It w as a measure fr,r i-ai-!sfr r- r. and required the ucc of tJ.ivernmei.: stamps on all lfral doi-uinents used in the British colonies in America. I was passed In 176S and repealed in 176 by parliament. 7. What was the -(j.-.rdian Knot-'! Ana. It was a knot ti.-d by a peasant named Gordius. It was said that w ho. ever should unloose the l(n-.f w.juld become ruler of Asia. When Alexander the Great came to flordmm he cut the knot w ith hi sword and arplk -1 the proT)hey to himself. S. What heroic !ea.h-r with " . f .1 '" men concjufred the Koman army " 120.000 men? Ans. Hannibal, th Carthaginian, did this about 21 3 F, f 3. What president wp.s known "Old Rough and Ready"? Ans. -Zachary Taylor was eivcn this nani (luring the Mexican war. 10. When and where was the flr.-t American telegraph line htnlt? Ans It was built in 1841 between LUUimor and Washini-'ton.

1. When was tue first land na'tle foug-ht in America between Kngiisft speaking- men? 2. AVhat is an abacus? 3. What was the largest adding machine ever built? i. Why was William F. Cody called

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5. What use is made of cotton seed fend stalks? 6. IInw many square miles of coal fields has United Stales? 7. When did common matches first come into general use?

j S. How cften does a moose shed Us ' horns? rf P. Fur what was India rubber first I used?

TH F butchers at least, are efficient j l'V H,.w .,,,.,, . I practiced? TH Kit H never w-as a time

could cut SO

GAKI1AC.K out to the recptaele near THK tiack fence when we are morally sure TIIH neighbor women aie looking-

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That Cough It trrit.ite yoa it both-T yoor neiirbbor?. People dn't like to sit next to persons who cough -to work with them or to be with tbera. They fear the consequences. !r. Drake's GIESSC0 Co'jja and Crcra? Eemfiy Kives pmrrpt relief (roes to ihe.scacof the trouble-' tjoihea irritation reduces intiammation. It is p.-asant to use and mighty effecuve. Whoojv inn ceuzh isot shorter daratn wwi OltS fro (s OiM. A rfarfiii rraL'T ir trextcscivt o ut in n mi., 'ion bonira. At kU tifuxsL m. f'Kii on a gvitnrj bucic g-rwite. bi eat. The Oesaner Company Findlay, Ohio

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won't bn so musty. A we meander to th basement

j Answer to Vrterdn?' Question j 1. What state in the Unit eejl States I contains mere than l.ooo lakes? Am. ; Minnesota has more tln-.n lo.ymi lakes of every shape ami size. 2. Wbut is the meaning of 'encyclopaedia"? Ans. The word means J "general instruction." I H. What is "fire damp"? Ans. It

INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE bOXLiOX, Dec. t) A(lhei..,,; vr J; onier Lloyd CJeorp-e's Irish p -arc po'iey, were optimistic over a re p o t v. hi.-'i Archbishop Chine, of Australia, i-- s-iil te have bre-ubt te the j.r, tm,-r from the highest o (Vic in Is of th'- Sinn '. m. The archbishop held a conf-rence with Ihe premier on Weelnesdfiy evening arid Mr. Lloyil Geortre was reported to have been Impressed by the statements made by the prelate. Public opinion over the possibility of an Irish truce hefore ChristtMns is fluetnatinif. according to development's. Simultaneously with the news of pi a-. -e pmcee-dlnjrs today, dispatehes from Ire. land, told of additional killing?;. Arthur Heneb-rso n. M. P.. head of the British labor commission which went t Irelftnrl t ltivestiirate rvpi isal and who was lw 'icve.l to have broiiyiit liai-l; important peace sutrgest ions nnnounccd that he wuuld neit r. turn to .Dublin.

BETTER THAN WHISKEY FOR COLDS AND FLU

New Elixir, Called Aspironal, Medicated With Latest Scientific Remedies, Used and Endorsed bv European and American Army Surgeons to Cut Short a Ccld and Prevent Complications.

Every Druggist in U. S. Instructed to Refund Price While You Wait at Counter if Relief Does Not Come

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THE hereafter that worries SOME men Is what is poing to haypen WHEN" there's nothing left in THK cellar but empties. THK idea of letting a man keep on thinking he knows it all N I ; FI! originated with a woman.

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