Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 138, Hammond, Lake County, 29 November 1920 — Page 4

Page Four theIms NEWSPAPERS ST TSX LAM CQUKTY FB.NTTIMO i. PUB I-IS 3.1 71 0 COaKFAUT. The Lake County Time- Daily '-n-t Saturday and Sunday. Entered at the postohicc u ilimiviipd, Juno -S. IIC4. The Times East Chl.-ago-Inuiana llaibrr, daily except tuaday. Eutered at the poaiotfice lu East Chicaisu. Novem. Mf II. 1913. Tie Lake County Times aiuruny n.l Weekly tuition, fettered at the poatoffiee in Hamm-md. Kebiuury 1. lUltj. The Gary Errmng Tim-s l.jily except .-Sue day. tin tered at the postoftioe in Gary. April IS. la 12. All uoder the act of March 3. ii'J. as sowni-cUsJ tratter. FOREIOX ADVERT ISINlS ltEIT.ESCN TATIOX O. LOGAX PAYNE & CO. r ..OH1c AC.O oary Office !'-".- t.-l' phone i:ll Nassau & Thompson, Ka.i Chicago YeU-j-hv:ie 931 Bst Chicago (Th Times " ' ph"" Indiana Harbor (Reporter and t.M.iS9 Adv .. - Ik-,ih.ri 'DA Indiana, liarbor tNews Dealer) Teurhnne ICtS-J Wafting Vcii-iiiwiii) So-M Crown Point I'liono It you have iuy trouble Rf-lttng Tuc Timcs hmHo complaint immediately to th ctr.-nhition l).rjr:in.T.i. Hammond (private ch:i) 3l0. 3101. 3101 (Call for whi.tever deviirMswu waut.i!. ) ALL TEACHEESARE PRETTYThe Institute for Public Sorvu e has startea a movement to persuade cartoon i.sts to puiii'iiy juinik- school teachers as pretty women rather than "pe. led frights." It is much ia earnest, believing uia' pictures showing our feminine lost rue-tors of out b. to be "notmiy as a rail fence," without beauty of tnco of grui e .f ici.on, tend to breed disrespect not uuly lor th. occupation, but for the educational system in genera!. The urftallant conduct cf some cartoonists is cxp'ic.i i:e unly on the theory that they have retained that talso ffiue ot boyhood wrongs, or probably deserved punishments .t the hands of early teachers and pre now taking the.r revenge. Perhaps the best way to cure the cartoonists win: have been guilty of the discourtesy would t-e to taie them attend a teachers' institute and make them bit ou the platform under the merciless scrutiny of a thousand sparklinfj eyes. They would be o overcome hy tlie display of consummate pulchritude, effectually refuting the insinuation's of their slanderous cartoons, that they would take a vow never again to offend. THE COMMUNITY'S HEALTH. There is not a person in this town, or the county either for that matter, who is not vitally concerned In the health of the cemmunity. It "is important that the most rigid sanitary regulations should have force not only here, but in every city throughout the. country. For epidemics of disease can he kept to a minimum. They are the greatest wasters of Hie. A pre-war estimate by a leading sanitarian places the average value of a human life as $M,600, and the r.verage cost of medical attention and nursing care for

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ia -h t se of typhoid fever, for instance, at fUOV. On tills basis ia cue small town epidemic 00 eaEes ot typhoid ot $11,000 and ia addition thfe loss of vital capital because of six deaths w f 21,600.

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Ttat is a lot of money to be taken out or a community. Let us not consider it even frcm a humanitarian Btanopolut. It is really uot good business policy to let such thiugs happen. Public health is purchaseable. Within natural limits every community can determine its own death rate. Modem health methods include infant wellare, child welfare, prevention of communicable diseases aDd the sanitation of the community. Money invested in public health pays a dividend to every member or the community. A healthful community will not only have more money to spend on the necessities and luxuries ot life, but it will attract trade from a wider territory. Health is a business proposition.

UNCLE JOHNNY'S" RECIPE. MoVt folk will listen most respectfully to 'Uncle Johnny" Shell. years old, or Greasy Creek, Deslte ( cunty, Ky.. the world's oldest man, when be tells the public health authorities In their coming convention in Chicago how he does it. "Fresh atr, raw meat and white whiskey," the prescription "L'ncle Johnny" ba3 already given for keeping right on living after you a to 1 Z2. That is a way of life that it'? safe to say wouldn't appeal to most of us. No. no. Uncle Johnny. We preir t'.tt or 70 years with pie. and triend chicken, and hot biscuits and corn on the cob and then another helping cf pie, to twice that span on frean air. raw meat and w bite whiskey. If we can Just cheat the grirn reaper for a year or so heyon I the alloted fours-core and ten. nobody is going to bear us complain. Johnny can aar he has lived 134 years. But, in sweet remembrance of the pie and other thiugs, we shall declare we've L.1VKD a little over 7U we hope.

IT SEEMS TOO bad that the radicals can not be placed on an island eomewhere and permitted to work out their schemes for government on themselves.

SOMEONE HAS figured that there Is enough coal in the earth to last fi.000 years, but that is net where folks are wanting their coal just now.

THERE IS talk about building a mansion tor the vice-president. Something should be done to make him more contented with, his Job.

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AGCIIK9SIVE cheerrulnesa under any and all 11RCVMITACES is doubtleas a COMMENDABLE quality Bl'T it must grow rather wearisome at times TO normal beings HO have to live in the ;ime housis with it AAD if rollyanna were our daushtcr WE imagine we would not COXSIDEU her too eld to spunk. THE woman whose husband MAS a face like a catfish doesn't , TIll'ST him any farther THA!V another woman trusts h:bandsome husband. ArTKK a man has been married ten years TBFJIB are a lot of things he let! hie WIFE do without any protest. ANOTHER consideration which Tn.vns to keep our post-election enthusiasm DOTVX to reasonable limits IS that every candidate-elect we ever K.NEW was soing to conduct the people's affairs O.V strict business principle.-! IT none of them ever did. THE trouble with a lot of ALLEGED Christians in that they IMAGINE you can t BE good unless you are unhappy. WKE.V the American dollar finally cemes INTO Its own a lot of persons H'OVtD wish they had move of them. HI' MAX nature will cot be all THAT it ought to be AS long as good reputations AH.E generally regarded as so muc.i LESS interesting to talk about THAX the bad ones.

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IXTEUrilET the general result throvghovt the country a a mandate from THE people to U. S. Senators TO Veep on talking and never actuelly do anything. A KHALI, boy who has n each ED twelve years and is oM enough TO aW difficult question CAN take (he conceit out of a man WHO thinks he knows it ail. ALTHOIT.il this is t!i jte r.f INVENTION n-.. one s.- ems to have yet n;ni I;iTtli a telephone SITl'ATED on the first H.jor thadoe not ring Jl ST as soon as one has s"t up-

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BUT he would have a he'.lua t!n? TRYING to prove It. I.OVE may be blind but there ARE times when he WEARS gofgles just to dt.ee. ve. ONE nice thing about it is that nature PAYS no attention whatever to t;-.o weather forecaster.

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1 What is the Stuhat Mater. . I Where was the first theater opened in America. 3 Who cirijrinated the quartet? 4 What is a varnrure? If What In the. meaning of the word "Jklccrschiium ?" 6 Whitt month was namd for Mars? 7 To whit tribe cf Indians did the Mhicans belong 5 How old was Mohammed ulicn he began teaching the religion which bears his name? ' 9 When and whf.re was the T.ed Crors society organized? 10 What was the fate oC Sir Walter r.alcigh?

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Aniweii to Xast Quertioas 1 What ia the mcaiurig of o Piurlhiis L'num? Answer: The words meau "Out ! man, one." 2 Has the moon any atmosphere? Answer: The mon has no atmosphere and no water. 3 How many languages and dialects are there in tli- world? Answer: Th'rj are 3.1.5 languages or dialects in the world. 4 What Is the oldest insane s;.lmn in America? Answer: The eastern itis!uir asykm at Williamsburg, Ya., is thg oldeet in America. It was founded in 1773. 5 What ere pampas? Answer: Pampas are largo treeless plains in Argentine. 6 How long is the great wall of China? Answer: It is 1.500 miles ions: and was finished 214 B. C. 7 -Which planet most nearly resembles the earth? Answer: Yelir.;, most nearly resembles the earth. S Who Mere the Druids? They were the priests of the early Gauls and Hritons. How their religion arose end where they get it is unknown. 9 What mineral rmy be woven into cloth? Answer: Astetos may be woven into cloth. 10 Why are some brieks red and some buff colored? Answer: The red color of bricks is due to iron in the clay. WTiere there is little iron the brirWs ire buff color.

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