Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 134, Hammond, Lake County, 23 November 1920 — Page 4

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CAN'T REALIZE HE'S A HAS-BEEN Mr. Daniels has laid plans tor sending the Atlantic fleet to South America and Africa next summer and the Pacific flt-t to New Zealand. Since the publication he haa been defending himself from critics of his policy cf dispersion. 13oth the Secretary and the critic appears to forget that the Navy will be no longer subject to Daniels' orders after March 4th.

A FUTURE AMBITION, PERHAPS Messrs. Dempsey and Carpentier, distinguished gentlemen, whose claim of fame depends on their lists rather than in the caputal equipment, have signed articles for a meeting sometime between Marct 1st and July 4th of nest year. The meeting will be of rast importance cf we guage It by the financial Interests Involved. Mr. Dempsey is the more talented man of the two. If we measure his ability by the wage, for, regardless of the outcome of the Cght, he is to get the major portion of the money. A fed of 5300,000 for work consuming probably not more than a half hour of his time shows how he rates himself. That his opponent Is satisfied with $100,000 less dees not prove that he is a "piker exactly." And there are to be perquisities on the side which are expected to augment thee receipts appreciably. These figures show that the enterprise Is one of no small magnitude. Really it Is an Illustration of big business. Though not stated In the news ct the signing of the articles, it Is not Improbable that Mr. Dempsey Is given adequate guarantees that only fists will be used by his opponent, since it Is well understood that he has something akin to conscientious pcruples agc.inst using guns, bayonets and other weapons similar to those resorted to In war. The traditional goal to which all youth has been pointed has been the presidency. It has heretofore esteemed as topping the highest ambition. It Is not improbable that it will lose some of its attraction. To the few that win Its honors It comes only with years of effort and those who strive and fall are vastly more numerous than those who realize their ambition. Prize fighting brings not less fame and it may be much more pr stable. It requires little mental equipment beyond the ability to abuse one's opponent. Mothers of the future, when they gaze on the sturdy forms cf their sens, may hope, not as mothers have done in the past, that their boys would become great preachers, or famous lawyers, or renowned philanthropists, or even president, but that they may develop into prize fighters with a mighty punch and be able to rake In a purse of a few hundred thousands in

IT'S AN AWFUL MESS, BUT . - Under the title "Not Easy to Change," the New York Times (Dera.) asserts, among other things, that "Washington, after March 4, will not uuddenly become the scene of efficiency and economy." The statement is manifestly true, for, although the Republicans who will come Into full control or the government on March 4 have promised effliciency and economy, the change cannot take place suddenly. There tan be no Immediate reduction of taxes, and the Republicans, in their" 1920 platform, were frank enough to declare that they could not promise such a desirable attainment. There are numerous reasons why there can be no sudden reduction of taxes and accomplishment of economy. As everybody knows, an enormous debt, now aggregating some $24,000,000,000. has been incurred, and on this there will be an interest charge of a billion dollars a year an interest expense practically rqual to the entire annual government expenditure, prior to the war. Then, too, provision must be made for gradual payment of the principal of the national debt- The obligation, both as to interest and principal is not only a moral but a legal obligation, regardless cf the Heedlessness of some of the means by which the debt was incurred. Moreover, the present administration has tilled the government offices with a large number of relatively incompetent employees, who are on the payrolls under the Civil Service regulations. The weeding out process must be a slow one in order to make sure that the least competent are eliminated. Furthermore, the present administration has established many new offices and bureaus to which new duties and public services have been assigned and it will not do to throw these In the sorap heap Indiscriminately. Care must be taken not to throw some cf the neded service In getMng rid of that which is not necessary. . The present administration has been eight years building its extravagant structure. Getting back on a basis of economy and efficiency Is not the work cf a day.

The -Passing -Show

A WOJIAS would rather SPEND 5 to fix up a worn out I'-'O hat THAN wear anything' as CHEAP as a new 15 hat. PEOPLE like novelty and we wonder HOW it would work sometime IP a candidate should gro through a CAMPAIGN without proviDK that HIS rtval was mean and LOW enough to steal Fords and ITton 4I1I.Y had done so a nurnb-tr of times. IT always makes tha neighbor women MOIIH curious If they discover THAT a man Is trying to hide something from them. A MODEST jrlrl know BUB can attract attention to her PUKTTY legs "by continually

PKETENDINO to pull her skirt down. I THE trouble with the theory THAT one gets heaven or hell as Urn CASE may tie right here In this v-rld j IS that thi profiteers seem

TO hava had such a good time. IT takes all kinds of JOHNSONS to make a world FTtOM Pussyfoots to Hlrams. IN the case of hard liquor tha fiairand seems to BE several laps ahead of the supply

AND tha price is fixed accordingly. Dtni.vo tho honeymoon he

THINKS that she will always wait ON him tho way aha does now AND she thinks that he will always WAIT on her the way he does now HIT both have another think coming. ATTORN ET GEN ERA li PALMER says idleness Is a sin IP that's true another -John The Baptist IS needed to call sinners TO repentance beginning in this neok cf tho woods. ONE of the sources of troubla NOWADAYS is that there Is such a differenceKETWEEN what a lot of persons WANT and what they deserve.

LEAVE It to any crnary husband AND ho'll tell you that a MODEL husband Is one who Is so HENPECKED that ha hain't THE nerve to ba anything tisa. till. WILEY says that desserts are AHSOLCTELY non-essential AND positively deleterious to health IF not to life Itself HUT doc looks like a man who MOILD not count a little thingLIKE half a mince pie for INSTANCE aa a dessert. THE man who has a wife who can

make old-fashioned PUMPKIN" pies should bo SATISFIED with his good luck.

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THE ANNAPOLIS HAZING More is involved In the situation at the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis, where wholesale expulsion of midshipmen Is threatened because or hazing, than a mere question of whether cr not rough treatment of the lower classmen Is to be stopped.

More important Is the question If discipline is to be maintained. While something may. perhaps, be Bald in favor of having a little fun at the newcomers expense, provided they are done no Injury, hazing as It usually ben conducted at the academy and at many colleges, Is lndefenslblo. But beside the point of the present discussion is the question of whether or not the practice Is harmful. Strict Instructions that hazing was to stop were issued by the secretary of tho navy. Whether or not that was a good order was not for tho midshipman to ask. It was their duty to obey. As candidates for commissions as naval officers they themselves will be called upon some day to issue orders and they, too, will demand implicit obedience. Indiepenslble though It

Is in the navy, discipline cannot be enforced unless

there Is unquestioned obedience of orders.

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ders to others If they themselves have net learned tha lesson of obedience to their superior officers?

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' i HIS is the time of the year when our Budget Plan is most helpful. You ought to come in right away and find out what it can do for you. In the first place, it will put a New Edison beside your Christmas tree, (how the family will rejoice!) In the second place, it will stretch your Christmas dollar so that youH hardly feel the purchase.

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bines modern business practice with thriftjT - This way cf treating a dollar actually makes ifgb farther. Let us explain how the Budget Plan1 brings the longed-for New Edison for what an! extremely ordinary gift would cost, and makes 1921 thrift pay for the balance.

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The machine with the 16-inch triple disc VACUUM CUP, covering 95 per cent of the tank, working from overhead, which pumps hot st and air THROUGH the closet woven fabric, at the rate of fifty-five strokes per minute making it possible to wash dirty clothes in from to ten minutes. Washes anything from silks, georgette, etc.. to rag carpets or greasy overalls. Phone 3S4B asid ask for a FREE demon strati o j of the Daylight Washing Machine A YEAR TO PAY IN IF YOU WISH PAY A DOLLAR NOW and a dollar each week until Christmas and we will then deliver THE FINE CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU COULD GIVE YOUR WIFE.. Phone 3545 and let us tell you more about this wonderful washer.

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