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j boarded around in Vienna, Petrcgrad and other places

where royal hospitality was open. The war came and the royal free lunches stopped and the proud Dun Jaime, sooner than lend his mora! f-uppoit to a republic by living within one. peckets his fears and returns to Spain. He's small beer, and that's all about biai.

STILL ATTER JOHNSON. William E. Johnson, dubbed "Pussyfoot" by the British who do cot sympathize with bis prohibition sentiments, is keeping the Louden police busy saving him from mob action. Three times within a few days

! be has been howled down and chased away.

Probably "wets" are most active in the manifestations against the American invader, but some respect is due sentiment against foreign interference in a purely domestic question. We find in a cabJe dispatch the statement that "many Britons think it would be a gcod idea. If "Pussyfoot' Johnson and bis associates devoted themselves to restraining their fellow-countrymen from drinking while in England." But Mr. Jotan-

son may as logically ask the British to adopt prohibition

to save his countrymen temporarily dcmicuea in me islands. Perhaps if they would listen to him they would find that Is what he is trying to do.

A MISUSE OF ADJECTIVES. A Democratic contemporary, with unconscious humor, speaks on the "truthful, dignified and independent Cox." The New York Times, presumably of somewhat more InSuence and standing In Democratic counsels, has been admonishing Candidate Cox, ever since tho beginning cf the campaign, to be more careful regarding his alleged facts, to abstain from not merely tinldlgnified but absurd and puerile tactics, while as for his Independence, It has editorially expressed a vlsh for the defeat in state and city of bi3 Tammany Hall managers and backers. -The adjectives, "truthful," "dignified," and "Independent" "independent" indeed have an ironic sound to anyone familiar with the political history of Ohio cf the last ten years. Speaking of truthfulness and dignity, what has become of Mr. Cox's series of sensations concerning dire plots and conspiracies of his Republican opponent? There was the plot of a group of autocrats In the senate to succeed to the one-man power which WoodrcwWilson has been exercising for almost eight years. There was the scheme of the Republicans to purchase the presidency by buying up millions of too-willing demccrative voters. Thes there was the conspiracy of big business interests to gain control of the government so ai to be able to terrorize labor with bayonets. Each and all of these spectacular accusations have fallen as flat as a pancake. Yet if Mr Cox had possessed the lightest evidence tc back up his charges of course he would have presented it and made the most of it. Challenged officially for the proof. 1j cut a miserable fig isre. Respectable, leading newspapers that had been supporting bis own candidacy refused to take any stock in his sensations and besousrbt him earnestly to get back to the Issues cf the campaign.

SWORDS AND PLOWSHARES. Germany, shut from a supply of raw materials with which to feed her industries, is resorting to maneuers that recall war days and their strategy. Germany offered cash aggregating 200.000.000 marks for

I lifies, machine guns and cannon, held by the civil popu'ation. One purpose is to demonstrate to the world I .'iucerity in the promise to disarm, the other is to se-

! e-ure the metal which will be used for making needed

agricultural implements and machinery parts. The temptation is alluring, but the people who bold the rifles, machine guns and cannon have so far refused to exchange them for money. The government's attempt to turn Germany's war swerd into plowshares litterally may result in a failure unless a means so far not discovered is utilized to bring the minds of the people into harmony with official programs. It '? said that millions of rifles, thousands of ma-

chin guns and cannon, and scores of thousands of ser

vice revolvers are still In the hands of civilians, conrtituting the main feature of French suspicion that Germany has no intention of following the disarmament teirus of the peace treaty although formally accepted and ratified by signature. But aside from the political factor, Germany needs nil the metal supplies 6he can obtain, and Insignificant as the tonnage from this source may be regarded, it will, nevertheless be a valuable nucleus. There is not mm t prospect of success until the minds cf the people nwi government find som common point of meeting.

SMALL BEER, HE. Con Jaime, pretenrlee to the Spanish throne, is Bourbon in name and bourbon in nature. He follows thd throue. And, d'jiing the last several years, following the throne has kept him on the move: for just as soon Don Jaime set his grip down at the d-'pot and Inquired the way to the palace he was informed that the thrcne was gone and the p. 3te being used for a national dispensary. Not that this would trouble -Don Jaime for long. He Is a natural adventurer, with no talent except for living on hl reputation; and that reputation 4s one of accident rather thsn achievement. His family is in the Pretending business, and when bis father Don Carlos the Pretender, went where earthly thrones don't count very much, Don Jaime took up the task, in a perfunctory sort of way. He exiled himself in the most heroic manner from Spain, even though his followers were swallowed up In the genuine devotion he Spanish people hold toward Alfonso. But as an exile he was picturesque and he

OLD JOHN BARLEYCORN may be dead, but his frlesds seem able to keep up a good imitation of breathing.

THE PERSON who lays away a Tew American dollars these days will have reason to appreciate his foresight.

SOME OF THE things which many persons present as their convictions create more amusement than assurance.

THERE IS TOO much "butting Is" now without trying to demonstrate the efficiency of goat glands for senility.

THE ULTIMATE consumer will shed no tears If the sugar speculators lose a lot of mcney.

INTEREST IN THE back-to-the-farm movement centers on insistence that the other fellow go.

IF A MAN works hard to gtt his money he needs a lot of Judgment In knowing how to spend It.

ONE OF THE home brews that was never appreciated was the boneset tea mother used tc make.

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Over sixty million breakfasts with Maple Karo last year Does it interest you to know that Maple Karo outsells all different kinds cf maple syrups? Delicious flavor moderate price the reason Two big reasons stand out for the record breaking sales of Maple Karo. First the flavor of Maple Karo is not an "imitation." The makers are the world's largest xisers of the purest and best flavored maple sugar. , Over a thousand tons are brought annually from Vermont and Canada where the finest maple trees grow. This sugar is used to make Maple Karo and to give it its delicious flavor. The second reason is quite as interesting as the f-rst: I.Iaple Karo is remarkably moderate in prices s:Uing at a lower price than any other syrup of approaching quality and flavor. Over five million cans were sold last year. Gee can of Maple Karo in the GREEN CX.V from your grocer today. If you are not pleased with it. the grocer will gladly return your money. Selling Representative CORN PRODUCTS REFINING COMPANY 213 East Illinois St, Chicago

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A LOT of women ACT as If they might get pneumonia OU something If they wore a PETTICOAT on a sunny day. SOME persons pride themselves OX getting about anything they want AND still keeping cut cf Ja'l.

i:EItlBODV with any ynfe Is;

fighting BOLSHEVISM l.ut there are SO many without any. AS a campaign nears its nJ A CA.VDIDATC'S way of XOT indulging in periona'.n ics IS to go as far as he D.VHES if not farther. A MJWLV married girl docs A LOT of weeping 11LT an old married woman KSOWS how sloppy she looks when

she cries. t i SOME men like to demonstrate ! THAT they are fools j i

BY speeding up whenever THE!" tome to a sign that says. "G Slow." WE may be careless of both OCR health and our appearance BIT personally we would rat ier not HAVE the muscles In the region "t the bust STHEXGTHEXED than go through the SITTIXG up exercises which MISS AXXETTE KELLEHMAN say.4 are necessary IK this end is to be attained. AFTER you have traveled AUOLXO a bit you wonder WHY ivory isu't one of the cheapt.t THIXGS.in the world. WE don't know much but we Ci" know THAT the mistakes many a man makes

19 not only in making a mistake BIT in making excuses for it. THE cat-tail we learn from a masaines IS r:ch in starch and other food

products

BL'T controlling the press as we do IF the movement ever seems to bfl

gathering

EXOIGH momentum to be

THREATENING we shall head It off BY tracing a case of ptomaine poisoning TO the cat-tail. WHEX the husband has a SOPRANO voice and the wife has a V Olt E 11e a It rse IS isn't hard to tell who is boss in THAT family. V ELL we uever knew a fat man GOING on a hunger strike. OF course the absolute ideal is I ATTAINABLE but we can still

dream j out dreams and what we'd like j WOl'LU be to have an easy mark's j DISPOSITION' and a j TIGHTWAD'S bank account j AS a permanent combination. t

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SOCIALISM AND FARMER-LABOR Hammond. Ind,, Oct. . 1310. . tditor Lane County Times. IX-a r Kir In regards to the many i tqu'.rics a.- to the relation of the Farmer-Labor party to Socialism, will fay according to a remark made in a former issue of The Iake County Times by one of the promoters of the Farrrv rT.abor party. H. E. Granger, a lawyer cf Hammond). Mr. Granger stated that the Faimcr-Labor party was nearer Socialism than the otlu-r political parlies. In its relation to Socialism I would ay that It is about the same as a poor grade of Near Bet r ij compared to good old Sicblitz in brown bottles. I believe that a poor grade of Near l.ccr would do more to quench the thirst than the Kw me r-Labor party could do in uoiving the problems of the working clas3 for this reason: The Farmer-Labor party is not carrying on a campaign of education hut are merely telling the people about the hard ships that they Live to endare. The people realize those things and what they want to kr.ow Is the solution to the problems. They may get up before audiences 3nJ tall tho people bore-headj and bubs, perhaps by those methods they are making you believe that they rally represent the working class. In conducting their campaign what ar the tactics used, lsnt it something like this?

Vote for so and so f'ir h : 'it that office. Doer,'t It loo a if it. la a campaign to get poil'.ke. for a few? I was talking to t ti.nr, . '.hr evening and h aid i. y M'-'-'.g to vote the Frrotr-Ui',f .'..st ,) naturally I tak-d hiij ta teoause that bur.'ih that i. r.-.:r, i, ,t flee has been in long n,-,'m-., . in a new h'in';h. Now I alc did tht n.mi, , art

lrtelllgent answer to rr.y j m! did not. Why? Ijrcjt he c r to Jitrt vote e.'or rm

i dn't know wl.a' to n;,i Candidates aftr tu w r AHk a Sofa!Ut why i,. vote for Sorial'.jun ar.-i ,

an intelligent anir. He will explain to you m:r:''.',ti. he won't ask you to : fr -. i fo but he will ask you to tt-i-Jy irhaps what book to ita'i ,; j,;r ., will furnish you with it.-. ':,',,. i, .!.-.-ti lt, he is interested :n ; or tdu' .V.fi net in getting jog to vote I j; .,:: fice setker. Mr. H. E. Granger is a et:o:g importer of the Labor party and 1 think i-'.a ability to defend that party is us good as the average and th'.i 1s what Mr. Granger says according to The Like County Times in a former l3i.je. that the Farmer-Labor party is n'.at':r Socialism than the other political parties. Now here is what Mr. Granger admits by making that remark. Mr. Granger thinks that his party is the test or at least lie iuu!d. If Mr. Granger thinks hia party is the bc.t b(.caue it is nearer Socialism, doesn't n-.- let the cat out of the bag and admit that Socialism is the best. The Socialist party wants to debate the question with the Labor party and what does Mr. Granger isay. he says he I : not a student in economics. I ask by what right he has to ask the support ci the voters to represent llicm on an economic question? One man in the Socialist party will meet the entire Farmer-Labor party in a puolic debate;. Voters remember what the Progressive party d.d to tho Republican party in 13f2. it spilt the party and 1 ask you not to allow your strength at the ballot box to be split. Go to the polls and vote together, because jour interests are the same as a workins; clas3. The reason for some of the voters supporting t lie Labor party is fhat they are disgusted. I would much sooner support a political party whose solution to the economic question Is hased on scientific principles, than one that has disgust for its foundation. F. NICHOLAS. 443 Michigan Ave.

BETTER THAN WHISKEY FOR COLDS AND FLU

New Elixir, Called Aspiroual, Medicated With Latest Scientific Remedies, Used and Endorsed by European and American Army Burgeons to Cut Short a Cold and Prevent Complications.

Every Druggist in U. S. Instructed to Refund Price While You Wait at Counter if Relief Does Not Come Within Two Minutes. Delightful Taste, Immediate Relief, Quick Warm-Up. The sensation of the year la lh drug trade is Aepironal. the tt .minute coid ar.d cough reliever, autaorltttively guaranteed by the laboratories; tested, approved ard most enthusiastically endorsed by the highest authorities, ar.d proclaimed by the common people as ten times as quick and effective as whiskey, rock and rye. or any other cold and cough remedy tljey have ever tried. All drug stores are now suppll--J with the wonderful new elixir, na all you have to do to get rid of that cold !s to step into the nearest drug stora. hand the clerk half a dollar for a bottle of Aspironal and tell him to serve you two teaspoonfuis with four tcaypoonfuls of water in a glaaa. With your watch in your hand, take th drink at one swallow and call for yo-.n money back in two minutes it yoa cannot feel your cold fading away jik a dream within the time limit. Don't be bashful, for all druggists inv!t you and expect you to try it. Everybody's doinff it. When your cold or cough la rellvi take the remainder of the bottle hiti to your wife and babies, for AspironaJ is by far the safest and most effective, the easiest to take and the most agree, able cold and cough remedy for lnfanti and children. Adv.

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