Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 68, Hammond, Lake County, 7 September 1920 — Page 4

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The Lake County Tlm Dally except Saturday and Sunday. Cnlered at the postoftice In Hammond, June ia. ISC. Tee Tiroes East Chlcaso-IndUna Harbor, daily -xcert Sunday. Entered at the poatotXice in East Chicago. November IB. 1313. The Lke County Times Saturday nd Weekly Kdttion. Entered at the rostofilce In Hammond, February 4 13W The Oary Evening Times Ialiy except Sunday. Entered at the postoft'iee in Gary, April 1. 1?12. All under the act of March 3. 1ST9, as ond-ela-sa matte". FOREIGN' ADVERTISINGS REI'KEEX TATIi V G. LOQAX PAYNE & CO. rHIi.AGO Hammond (private exchange) .".100. 31U1. 3102 (Call for whatever department vnnt.-d.) Gary Office Telephone 131 Nassau & Thompson, East Chicago Telephone 9 31 East Chicago (The Times) Telephone 2 83 Indiana Harbor (Reporter and Class Adv Telephone Hh.i Indiana Harbor (News Dealer) Telephone 113f-.T Wh Sting Telephone 80-M Crown Point Telephone 41 If you have any trouble getting The Times make complalnt immediately to th Circulation lvpartmcnt. NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS. If tou fail to rec-.7ve your copy of The Times as promptly as you have in the past, please do not thin'x it has been lost or was not Bent on time. Remember tha' the mail service Is net what It used to be and that complaints are g&neryal from many sources about the train ami ma'-! service. Ths Times has increased its mailing equipment and Is striving earnestly to reath Its patrons on time. Re prompt a advising uc when you do not set your paper and we will act propaptly GOES ROUND WITH HER EYES SHUT. Mrs. George Bass, who was associated with Virginia Brooks ia the West Hammond cleaa-up canip.il so several years ago, is going around the country making democratic speeches. She is also talking through her hat. She gems on to say: "1 have travelled throughout the length and breadth of the country and I have never yet found a -woman who was not in favor of the League. "Women as a whole are particularly moved by any proposition intended to prevent war, and to get their votes as a class, it will be only necessary to drive heme to them that this is what the League will accomplish." One of the several astounding features in the above sweeping utterance ia the effrontery displayed In the assertion that a woman as intelligent as'Mrs. Bass can meet women from all parts of the United States and find not one of them opposed to Wilson's League. There are. in fact, thousands, yes, hundreds of thousands of women in every section of this country who are sufficiently clear-headed to perceive clearly that our entrance to the Wilicn League wou'l be a perilous, perhaps a fatal step. . That women as a whole are passionately devoted to the cause of universal and permanent peace is fortunately true, but Mrs. Bass is in error when she says that they ara "particularly moved by any p,oi. silion intended to prevent war." Women as a whole are prac-tlcsl-mlnde-l :-.nd inclined to weigh any v.-opusition dealing with the destinies of the race, their sex, or their country with extreme care. The Wilson League is a project, the adoption of which in its entirety, as advocated by Candidate Cox, would place this country, under Article X, under obligations to involve itself in all the internaticnal quarrels of the wor!l. With only such reservations as Wilson and Cox are willing to add to the Covenant, the United States, as a member of the League, would be repeatedly facing crises when it would be compelled either to break our plighted wcrd or to send our sons o flbt in foreign wars the issues involved in which n no way concerned us. Art Americans, practically, are haters of war. But the Republican party is opposed to the Wilson League because, instead of promising a solution of the problem cf war, it is certain, in so far as it ever functions at all. to become a breeder of future conflicts, worldwide in their distribution. Mrs. Bass should refrain from the attempt to fool all the American women all the time. The majority of them have already become antagonistic to the Wilson

League because they are levers of peac and realire that the League would make It inevitable that this country be frequently at war, and at all times armed to the teeth. HE ALSO KEPT US OUT OF MAIL. Wilson's League of Nations, of u.uift, is the big issue. But it's a "great and solemn referendum" on everything: postal inefficiency for instance-. Do you renirniber nny time when the mall service was as bad as it ha been under the Wilson administration? It ? a question whether Mr. Burleson under any circumstances could have given the country a good mall service. As (he political walking delegate of Mr. Wilson he certainly didn't. You will have a business administration of the rostoffice under President Harding. When voting, remember Hurleron. "llf kept us out of mail."

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PRKWEXE of a longage. NO one can act shyer about lietuR ENUAtiEU than a midii.'-rc 1 bachelor. IT one thing to outrage the ininln'

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SWINDLED. For seven and a half years the people of this country have been living under an administration which came into power on false promises and which Is now endeavoring to continue its rule hy the bold assertion rhat It will cubslitute internationalism for our nationalism. In 1012 Professor Wilson was elected on the pledge that he would reduce the cost of living by reducing the tariff, and in 1916 he was re-elected by promising to keep the country cut of war. These were the paramount Issues in the two campaigns and in both he failed miserably in performance. And the worst cf It is he knew that he would fail. He knew that he could not reduce the cost cf living and he knew that he would not kfep the country out of war. He was simply acting iu bad faith with the American people bidding for the highest office In the land by promising articles he kuew he would not deliver. The man who pays for groceries or an automobile by glvipg a check on a bank in which he has no fund is respectable in comparison, for he is robbing only the individual with whom he deals, whereas President Wilson robbed the whole American pecple by pledging them blessings he did not have to give In return for their votes, declares the Fort Wayne News. That's a rather broad assertion, perhaps, but it bears analysis and is perfectly defensible. The truth is that the people are eo used to being gold-bricked by politicians that they take it lightly even when the swindle chances to be gigantic and twice repeated by the :;unie charlatan.

CONSTITUTION A SONG ? Congressman Good of Iowa, chairman cf the House Committee on Appropriations, who is taking an active part In the congressional elections throughout the country, told a story which he believes Is indicative of the low estate to which the Constitution of the United States has fallen through the autocratic conduct of President Wilson and his official family in the last ffew years. Mr. Good said that a friend of his was In a bookstore in a nearby state a few days ago when a young woman entered and inquired for a copy of the Constitution of the United States. The clerk, pulled by the Inquiry, called the manager of the store and told him what the young lady sought. He turned to the prospective customer and asked her'to repeat her request: "The Constitution cf the United States," she said. The proprietor scratched his head and then asked: "Ls that a song?"

FARTHER WILL tell Willie that he was always gUJ when the vacation period was over, but Willie netcr seems to bp convinced.

THE MAX who has some freak ideas about government can always be depended on to see glalrng mistakes in the present one.

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WITH somebody ; OSCE in a while It ia the wife who U henpecked A.1U she will live with a husband M'lio acta Juat like a boaj-der. THE type of neighbor women by WHOM we should like to be surrounded IF uch a thing- were posntble WOl'I.D be one whose qualities ot nind and heart AM) whose general outlook on life WOL'H make It more Interested In tho MAHUIAGB licenses as they appear from day to day IX the paper than In THE divorce petitions. WE often wonder where tns literary fellers CET tho stuff about a woman beinj SPEEfHLESS with rage AXY married man who is housebroke. CAX tell you that the madder A woman gels the mor and the PASTER she talk. OW that kissing- has been whoily ato!ishd AS we suppose ha thinks O.XB eminent Pennsylvanian germ specialist HAS come out against contact with A XOTHEn person's hand, fcUher shaking or holding A-ND we suppose the next reform movement WILL be aimed a t helping a girl on with her rubbers OR fastening her shoestring when IT becomes untied. AFTER a man recovers from an Illness HE'LL always tell you that his temperature AT one time was 108 or something higher. THE fail faehlons Indicate that the skirts THEY will wear will continue to give the COR." fed girl a chance to advertise the fact THAT legs is legs. O.VE depressing thing about ANY official movement to reduce the COST of living Is that an investigation seems .ECESSAKT or else something that n.ElCIRES an initial expenditure. THE returns from a primary election always MAKE us wonder if the voice of

APPROXIMATELY one-fifth of itv people U THE voice of Ood but probably tne 51CCESSFIL candidates have n. doubt about it; ALL marritd women do not frtsl their husband's POCKETS at night, for & lot of then KNOW that It would be a waste o time BKCAl'SE their husband's wouldn't BE able to ko to sleep if they ha anything OVER 03 cents in their pockets.

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