Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 47, Hammond, Lake County, 12 August 1920 — Page 4
Thursday. Ausrust 12. 1920.
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THE TIMES NEWSPAPERS BY THS LAXE COUNTY PJLKITXNCr PTTBLISKINO COMTAjnf. Tha Lake Countv Times Taily except Saturday and Sunday Entered at " the postcftice In Hammond, June 58. 13CfiThe TimesEast' Crucaso-Indiana Harbor, daily except Sunday Entered at the postcftice in East Chicago, NcmTheake County Times S atuVday and Weekly E1Mion. Entered at the rostoftice in Hammond. February 4. 191. - Ent The Gary Evening Timel y p Sunday. En"""""OREIOX ADVERTISING REPRESENTATION O. TrS-.AX PAYNE & CO. CHU A,,l) Hammond (private exchange) 3100 3101. 3102 Hammond .hatever departmet .anmU dry Office ----rhfVJ Telephone !:1 Nn.sau & Thompson. ,at t hlLBgo--"-- .Telephone 3 S3 East ChieaKo t T he J"""'-,;-; " Telephone Indiana Harbor (New "'f'p,;"-AdvT Telephone CS1 Ind.ana Harbor (Reporter and Class -ono SO-M Wilting - - 2 ..Telephone 42 'i? vu hVxreanT"tVo"Jbfe VeTtlSSTT Times make comr..int lmwrillly to th Circulation Apartment,
up with mv director that last cripple they had for me to kick downstairs. He- did not look sick enough to rai,e a laugh. 1 must not allow my art to deteriorate." ... Assuredly the world will sympathize with the careworn comedian who suffers under such burdens for only one million dollars a year. in.wt that the heartless press agent make it two.
Tf vou fail to receive your copy of The Times as 1 ., have in the past, please do not think it has Emio.t cTr wa. not sen. on .me.Vmember that the .mil Jrice is hat it used to he and that complaints are larval from manv sources about the train and mail -er-J iXE TUM hi increased its mailing equipment and 'Jrivint earnestly to reach its patrons on time. te prompt in advising us when you do not get your paper and we HI -t promptly. .
POLAND'S PATE. Conquest of Poland by the Bolshevik is but another episode In a long and tragic career. The woes of Poland have been familiar In the ears of students of history since the earliest school days days of the oldest living man. The Slavish group known as the Poles appeared as early aa the secend century of the Christian era. For many centuries Poland has been the victim of attrition between two hostile forces, the Germans on the west and the Hongole and Tartars on the east. Itj numerous "partitions." from the first made by Catherine of Russia in 17 72. to the last la 1795, when the dismemberment was completed brought the ancient kingdom to be the "door mat of Russia," as it was contemptuously characterized by the great empress. There is reason to believe that in its ill-fated effort to restore her boundaries to the original of 1773, Poland was encouraged mainly by the French. We know that in a mild way she was discouraged by the English, who were anxious to restore trade relations with Russia. Whether Poland now is to be completely dismembered by the Red hordes depends upon the allies. Without strong outside military assistance the appears destined to that fate.
HUMANITY AT THE FAIR. The eJi ot harvest festivals will soon be here. . ,.nd national fairs are scheduled
, in 1 ..-a mnct observed
Autumn feasts are among tne oiui u oclions in ancient and modern history. Ihe peo-p-le of all countries, In every period of time haye looked forward through the summer months to he coming of the fall exhibition, marking the matu.ing
and garnering of the crops. Peaceful men and women are those who do not Mow the pangs of hunger. Such people can get to--ether, have a gcod time and forget imaginary troubles, while partaking of the bounties of the earth. U'such times the merchants are happy because the merchants are many and business is good. under such conditions the masses generally are contented. There is nothing so suited to the needs of the people as the fair, with its "complex mixture of fun, i;,. oh .t,:1ti,n. Then there are the races, music.
shows and other attractions that offer attraction for all classes. The germ of humanity sprouts inlo a plant of social equality and there is happiness everywhere at the fair.
The -Passing -Show
THE WIFE OUGHT TO KNOW. It was Garrick who first gave voice to a prebeatday truism of the stage that "comedy i3 serious business" Now comes Mrs Charlie Chaplin, in her eagerness, to tell the world her divorce troubles, to bear out the philosophy. She presnts the slapBtick comedian as a somber, serious, nerve-racked and altogether gleomy and morose gentleman who did nothing but sit around in majestic 6ilence and think. "He used to walk about the town half the night saying be had to think," she tells a listening world; "he never did anything but think."
And well he might. Consider the weight of care
on his frail shoulders: How to make a sad world merry. Well may we picture him in his nocturnal meanderiags musing over the work of the day. perhaps stopping from time to time 'to Iffen against a friendly lamp post to soliloquize on his art. "I fear I am losing my aim," we can imagine him saying: "today I had to try three times before bitting Julia full in the face with that custard pie. Which makes me think, I must speak sharply to that baker about the poor quality of pies he is turning out for me. There has not been half enough goo in them to create the proper touch of art. And I must take
THE AGE OF RETIREMENT. Seattle has two postal clerks who refuse to quit . . t I,., .i i .. r,oA rA ttiarp! on the
work, althougn omcianv u.u'bpension list because of old age. They claim to be perfectly able to do the work required and not 'anxious to be listed as pensioners. Of course these men have reached the retiring age 65 years and. according to rulcb of the department, are excused from further duties. They get an allowance of $0 per month but prefer to remain as workers. The man who set an age at whicn all must retire from -active life and live on pensions make a great mistake. He did not know human nature. The idea of the working age of man coming to a terminus at
SO. 60 or 65 years is something that few active men
are willing to accept as sood gospel.
There are men engaged in active -work wno win
soon celebrate the closing cf the first century. Some of them expect to be in the harness after they have
passed the hundred-mile post. The man who was worked during a long lifetime would not be happy
in the supposed enjoyment of a workless old age.
Whv set a limit to the days of usetuinesa : jusl
,as well enact a law setting the date cf death, place of
burial and prescribing the cost of the funeral.
A.NOTHEH thing why Judges get gray hair is because every day or two A ten dollar woman eurs a twenty dollar man FOR 150.000 for breach of promise. A woman may believe that gambling
IS simple, but she'll bet you anything ' THAT her husband can't get ANYTHINO out of the ice box without spilling anything. IK we wanted to start a petition AGAI.VST forcing grown men to use pink bordered W ASHRAGS which would be the most HOPELESS petition we could think of we WOlLD go to the good-natured W.
H. Taft AND ask him to be the LEAD-OFF slgnerfor we know he'd
readily consent. TIIEV are talking of sending some
AMERICAN prohibition workers to
England TO correct that country too
WHY not send all of them, they're
through HERE aren't they? CE of the few sure-thing beta we
KNOW of is to bet you 100 to 1 that
you CANT retail a case in which .
WORRYING over it made things any
better. t ' A little experience proves to us THAT a mans fet can get Just as cold in AUGUST as they can in July. PROBABLY it may be laid down a.3 a rule
WITH no exceptions that being
'afraid of the lightning
1 40.
HAS ceased to be cute at the age of
0. A girl by taking thought apparently CAN subtract one cubit from her CIRCUMFERENCE or at least she
can in her MIND'S eye. THE world is slowly getting, better MODERN kids are not expected to speak PIECES for company wherf
YOU are invited to a home. WE see so much in the advertising
columns
ABOUT hitherto unsuspected super
fluous hair '
THAT we wonder If we couldn't
DISPOSE of the Christmas business
which is
ALREADY beginning to worry us
BY purchasing four or five doaen
cakes of
SOME good shaving soap and giving
a cake
A piece to our more intimate girl
friends. UNIVERSAL suffrage apparently is
ALMOST upon us and we may feel
like BEFORE long proposing a little in terpretatlve
RESERVATION of our own In ths
hope of securing a few
" SCATTERING votes from the oppos
ition vli: PANTS are hotter than anything
BUT nothing in this article shall be
construed
AS meaning that corsets are not hot
THE ool who doesn't know it all
IS likely to learn BUT the fool who knows It all is hopeless. FATHER, dear father has been home ever since the CLOCK struck the country dry and is still WONDERING when mother and the girls WILL And time to stay home an evening or so and PRODUCE the entertainment they promised.
TROTSKY REACHES
BATTLE FRONT
INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE WARSAW. Jlub. 11 (via London Ausr
12) Leon Trotsky, minister of war In
the Russian soviet government, has
arrived at Russian headquarters at
Bielostok. said a dispatch from the
front today.
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Oa lefftl affidavit. John Hart Brlttaln, tjesineas man. certified
to tbi : "My bead at the top and bck was absolutely bald. The rlp was shiny. An expert said tbt be thought the hir roott wr extinct, and tbera wat no hope of my Tr having a new hair growth. "Tat now, an age- over 66. I hT a luxuriant growth of soft, atrons luatrona hHir 1 No trco of baldnen. The pictures showa acre are from my photographs." Mr. Brittain cert2ed further; INDIAN'S SECRET OF HAIR GROWTH .
"At a time wh I nad become dlsconrafed t trying Tariout hasr lotioni. tonics, specialist' treatment, etc., I eama acroan, ia my travels, a
inaroxee inaiaa cieuirins man wm, usu u itu bmmm that be aaseverated would grow my hair. Although Afttrkair grovlk
X oio oat mils itnu, a gs-vo w v amiiemant a lifht fun sooa appeared. It deveiopel, day by day, lnta a healthy growtD, and era long my hair was aa preUfia aa ia my youthful dyi. ... .... That I uas mionisei end ktppr U trbresstnj ny statt ef ita mtidly. Obvionaly, tb hair root had not been dead, but wera dormant ia the sealp. awaiting tha fertilizing potency of the mysterious pomade. Z negotiated for and came into poeeilon of the principle for preA.;- . : . 1 1 - .H Vntallcn and latae had thm
paring inn n;rnvui nir, ' - -.... " Tuttiuhttali tecipe put into practical fonn by a rhemUt. rmtWMHvata. Tnj EJ rrwu hlir tTt)wta VM permanent nas been amply t rored." How YOU May Grow YOUR Hair
IB baa keen proved ia very many caaes that balr roots am not die va when the hair fell out through, dandruff, fejer, mloptcxt artata or certain other hair or scalp disorders. Miss A. I. Otto reports: "About 8 year ago my hair began to fall
out until my sra:p iuis was almost entirely bald. I used everything that was recommended but was always diaappoioted until at last I cams across Kotalko. My bald spots are being covered now; tha growth is already about three inchei." G. Y'. llitchell reports: "I had epota completely bald, over which hair is now growing since I used Kota!ko." ilrs. ilatilda Maxwell reports: "The whola front of my head was as bald
s the palm of my hand for about 15 years. Fince nsi Kotalko. hair Is grow-.ng all over the plac that was bald Ifalr mora aolendid. eonvincinz reports from satisfied uaeri.
ra1 rnnt,!,i GENTTIJTE KF. AH. OIL and other potent ln-
S-redients. Ko alcohol, no shampoo; but a hair elix'.r of wonderful efficacy. All irteredients are safe and harmless, oven for a child's scalp and hair. Positively KOTALKO ia
uae o-nrnii'iiir iniiuin - - upon genuine merit. Buy a box of KOTAXKO at the drug store. Or ask for Kotalko at the toilet goods cr drug counter of any large department tc.re. Remember tho name. Accept aothing else aa "just aa good." $3in.oo GUARANTEE. Orif you send 10 cents (silver or stampsV -vou will receive a PROOF BOX of Kotalko with BROCHURE, postpaid. Determine NOW to eliminate DANDRUFF, to treat BALDNESS, to STOP HAIR TROM FALUXO. Get a box of guaranteed KOTALKO, apply once or twice daily; watci la your mirror. .For PROOF BOX. (10 cents, none otherwise) write to JOHN HART BRTTTAIN, Inc.; BTS, Station F, NvXrkity-
KOTALKO SOLD BY Xa. Harry Wels. J. X. Meyer, erne C. Summers. Nelson's Pharmacy. Jos. W. Wels. 3. A. Aubry. Aa by Busy Drsgglri in 0-t Staraa Evsrywhera
Kctalko tr v:unie1l
for rvomen s tuiir.
ARE KANSAN'S equipped with one-track minds? ,r i ... ., o Ti-dc tVi Kmallest ever cast, but
ner jiiiiuatij vyi. - there Is nothing small about her crop6.
THE REASON more interest was not created by
Governor Cox's "mystery statement" is that those kind
arc characteristically democratic.
A PROFITEER IS the fellow who will raise the rrlce of an article a dollar if the new freight rates
increase the cost ten cents.
A BIOLOGIST says plants sleep until 9 a. m.
which is what a lot of folks would like to do.
THE PROFITEER should be ashamed to look an
honest price-tag in the face.
THERE ARE fewer book agents since hodcarriers
are paid six dollars a day.
J L L 1 L 11 J L JLjLL xla IVaci u U'uvjj ; NWHEN you buy a JIT JftW'M M ftW new automobile JM&Jf J ff h J you will not find it MWW $ 7 equipped with Dia- MM ff M F J mond Tires. Jt ;f They never come as 7 fifiSA A ftf i original equipment. 5 Kl M &c4f) 'jl I Every one of the two ' A&f$')& -f fi -J I N million Diamond nJfM f?j!-' 11 I Tires now in use rep- Y i I resents the motorist's MM filfj? I I choice at some time tr . $ I I to supplant another W S i mmmJ brand.
Calumet Avenue Garage 77 3 Calumet Avenue, Hammond Phone 1596
How ifie Indiana: Harffor
Self Railroad Helps to Build the Communities If Serves
wTien manufacturers are concerned witH the location of new plants or the expansion of existing ones the question of transportation assumes prime importance. , The Calumet Region is singularly fortunate both as to its situation and its ran and .waterway facilities. On the one hand, it is equi-distant from the sources of raw ma'terials that enter into its basic industry. On the other hand, it is next door to the great market of the Central West.
Its geographical position and transportation resources are further accentuated by the possession of a belt line. Through the medium of the Indiana Harbor Belt Railroad the trunk lines as they converge towards Chicago from all directions are gathered up, as it were, thus bringing to the gate of every plant served the transportation advantages of the whole country. ,j
Without question this strategic location of the Indiana Harbor Belt Railroad is constantly attracting new industries to Harrimond, Whiting, East Chicago and Indiana Harbor. This Railroad adds to the value of manufacturing sites, makes other property worth more, and its activities result in increased payrolls, greater prosperity. And the Indiana Harbor Belt Railroad has grown with the region which it has helped to develop the road's business has increased 600 per cent since 1907.
Besides, the Indiana Harbor Belt RaUroad is a worth-while industry itself. It employs do-e to 3 500 persons of whom more than 2.000 are located here. Ihe payroll ot this" Railroad Company is at the rate of $7,500,000 yearly, and the larger part of it goes to employes in this region.
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