Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 26, Hammond, Lake County, 19 July 1920 — Page 4

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CHURCH FROWNS ON CHANGE. Women married by the Church of England ritual win have to promise to "love, honor and obey," no matter how they live after the ceremony has been completed. The Lower House of Convocation has just had the subject under consideration again and sat down hard on aa attempt to alter the "causes for which matrimony was ordained." It was the Dean of Canterbury who proposed a change to provide for a solemn promise between the contracting pair to "love, honor, comfort and help each other through life." He seems lb have been looking arcund to some purpose, for he 'fortified his motion with an argument to the effect that the tone of the present marriage service does not correspond with the feelings of women nowadays. Notwithstanding which. It was decided that "love, honor and obey" shall stand. Theoretically the old form is the best, perhaps. One may reason that in full consciousness of the vows required to he taken at the marriage altar men and Tomen will be the more particular in choosing their life partners. But there are no grounds for belief that such Is the case. We may believe that the majority do not enter lightly into the matrimonial state; that very few in fact are not convinced thatwith the pronouncing cf the solemn words ct union they have entered Into a contract that only death can bring to a close-. The form of service makes no difference in their assuming of the one or their discharge of tl.e other. Time alone will tell whether they are happily mated or have "engaged in a test o endurance." If their venue proves to he the latter, it makes no difference vaat th vow tal.en it carrot but be Ignore! The 5ean of Canterbury's proposal was not for much of a change In the marriage service, but it shows seme of the dignitaries of the church cf England are waking up. Wnea there Is alteration it will have to correspond in reality with the sentiment of the times.

the first tree come to be? I wonder. Where do the flowers come from, and where do they get their' wondroua fcrrns and gorgeous hues? They tell me that tendency is the sculptor who fashions the butter-cup and the hyacinth. But what is behind endency? I wonder. Where do the trees come from? They tell me from footprints back six thousand years to the dawn of history, back six million years by the record cf the rocks to the rise of order out of chaos, back six billion years by links of logic to the high hour when existence emerged from eternal night, back through myriads of cycles, until Imagination folds its wings and feels worn out In flight, to when from old eternity's unending orb time was cut off and flung beneath the skies; but what is back of eternity? I wonder. Where doe3 Epace come from? The telescope breaks up the milky way and shows us lanes that lead out Into star depths so far removed that light which has been traveling toward our world since time began has not reached us yet. Away off there imagination builds a wall, and says: "This wall Is the boundary of space." But what Is beyond the wall? I wonder. Where does life come from? Wo can watch it, perform it, but we cannot originate life. We can match its processes, but we cannot discover its secret. We can trace life back to a prctoplasmic cell, but what is behind the cell? They speak to us of electrons mere words to cover up ignorance. What Is behind electrons? I wonder. What harnesses electricity to law and law to nature and nature to life and life to conduct and character, and these to civilization, and civilization to the one far-off divine event toward which the whole crea

tion moves? Where does love come from, and reason, and volition, and faith, and hope, and all the rest? I wonder. I cannot keep from wondering. I wonder where things come from, and as I wonder, faith lights its torch.

Monday, July 19, 1920.

The -Passing -Show

A man will stare at a sun-silhouette OF some other man'a wife In flimsy attire as she WALKS on the other eide of the street and be H rGELV tickled but hed'have a flt IF It -was his own wife. PF.Roxally we like a bride of whom the MIK.HBOR women say contemptuously; "SHE Just can't keep her han'ls rt him." SOMETIMES a wife is J VST as much disappointed when she GETS a thing a. she would be IK sho didn't get it. ABE Martin tells of a friend who has

ACCEPTED a fine position WITH an auto theft concern. OVF.R in Ohio there Is a smallpox scare and the girls dnn't know WHERE to be vaccinated where it won't 6how WE might sufrsest the ears. VAST year we were compelled TO regard our string bean crops as a failure DI-T this year we are hopeful OF getting our seed back and M A T BE Quite a few strings. BREVITY Is the soul of wit but fur some people OT in a bathing suit. FV.Y how we are all so fr e in offering

SVGGESTlO.f 9 to other when we wouldn't TH1XK of acting- on those suggestions ourselves. A woman never gets discouraged WHE.V nature falls to give her all that is COM1VG to her. she just calls on ART to her aid. SOMETIMES It seems as If mothers I.IKE birds of the air, operate by Ins tinct RATHER than by experience AND they 6eem to proceed on the theory THAT If they clean a boy up and get his nose wiped AXD everything half an hour BEFORE taking him somewhere where they WA.T him to make a good impression HE will stay that way until time to

WE have often noticed that the FELLOW who haa time to get his coat off BEFORE he starts to fight on ths street IS.VT going to do much fighting. AXOTHER great truth is that onehalf of the family ALWAYS expects the other half TO do all the economising-. IT is eorr.etirr.es dangerous even in KDI STBV for the man who regards himself AS an essential to take a two weeks vacation AND we sometimes wonder if H ever REALLY dawned on some strikers that If they WALKED out and stayed out THE public might like it that way. mmmmm . 4m i 1 ji www.

WHENCE? Where do things come from? I wonder, remarks J. . Vaac. T can trace the sea to the river and the river to the brook and the brook to the spring, but where does the spring come from? They say it comes from the sky, but what Is above the sky? I wonder. Where do the tres come from? They tell me from ether trees, and these in turn from trees, and so or back through the world's forest to the first tree that shook Its branches at the stars and 6un. But how did

OPPORTUNITIES IN BURGLARY Light-flpgered gentry of elastic conscience have discovered a new way to make a living without working. An epidemic of robberies has greatly increased the number of fake burglaries where insurance is held, burglary insurance companies report. An automobile, a fur coat cr costly jewels are stolen, the owner reports to the police. The insurance

company ia notified, and usually the claim is paid. If

the investigation becomes too thorough, however, the "stolen" article often niysterioiuMy reappears. The business would seem to offer great opportunities for the ambitious. If the fake "theft" is success

ful, the owner not only gets his insurance money, but

has his property as well. Over arson, for instance, this plan has great advantages, since in the former the owner loses the building.

A DEFEATED candidate may get some consolation out of reading occasionally the speech made in putting him before the convention, though the burden cf living up to the papegyric may put a sever strain on him.

A CLEVELAND investigator has discovered that birds do not always mate for life, but that divorces are sometimes the resort of our feathered friends to end marital Incompatibility. The naughty things!

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' THE fact thata lever is usually employed for lifting may explain why the Lever act seems to be im

potent in lowering prices.

THE high price of lumber appears to have no effect in diminishing the number of pUnka, offered for the Democratic platform.

CUBAN SUGAR producers now claim that the prlcs of the product is high because of the "drought." Thl '"drought" in the United States?

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THE publisher of a metropolitan newspaper asked recently, "Is it true that there is a common ownership and a , common Board of Directors for all the Companies having Standard Oil as part of their name?" Our answer to this gentleman was, "It is not true." The Standard Oil Company (Indiana) is distinct from other corporations having a similar name. It is owned by 4799 stockholders, of whom 2124 are women. No single stockholder owns as much as 10 percent of the total stock. The affairs of this Company are administered bv a Board of Directors consisting of 7 men, who devote their entire time to the Company's business and are connected in no way with any other Standard Oil Company. Each man has won his position through demonstrated ability and is a specialist in handling the particular work for which he is responsible. The personnel of the present Board of Directors of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana) is Mr. Robert W. Stewart Chairman of the Board Mr. Wm. M. Burton President Mr. Henry S. Morton Vice-Preiident Mr. Edward G. Seubert Sccretarr-Treaiurcr Mr. Seth C. Drake General Manager Sales Mr. Wm. E. Warwick General Manager Manufacturing Mr. Beaumont Parks Asiiitant General Manager Manufacturing These men fix the policy and practices of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana). They are responsible only to the 4799 stockholders. Standard Oil Company (Indiana) 910 So. Michigan Ave., Chicago C151

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Just as owners of the highest-priced automobiles get greater mileage and economy out of Goodyear Tires, so can the owners of smaller cars similarly enjoy Goodyear advantages. The 30x3-, 30x3V6-, and 31x4-inch sizes of Goodyear Tires are built to afford a money's worth in performance and satisfaction which only the utmost in experience, resources and care can produce. This extraordinary money's worth begins not only with the merit of these tires, but also with the first cost, which in most cases is no greater, and sometimes actually is less, than that of other makes of the same types of tires. Go to the nearest Goodyear Service Station Dealer for Goodyear Tires for your Ford, Chevrolet,Dort,Maxwell, or other cars taking these sizes. He is ready to supply you Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tubes at the same time.

30x r2 Goodyear Double-Cure 4150 Fabric, All-Weather Tread. 30x3Vi Goodyear Single-Cure 1 50 Fabric, Anti-Slcid Tread . . w JL

Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tube are thick, strong tubes that reinforce casings properly. Why risk a good casing with a cheap tube? Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tube cost little more than tubes of less merit. 30x3' size in water' A50 proof T"

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M. E. KILPATRICK 3434-36 Pennsylvania Ave. Indiana Harbor, Ind. Dealer in Goodyear Tires and Auto Supplies PHONE 5S0-R. AGENT FOR M0BIL0IL OIL THAT GOOD OIL East Chicago Garage & Sales Co. Z0EGER & DEWEY. Props. Authorized Goodyear Service Station for East Chicago 4735-37-39 Forsyth Ave., Eist Chicago. Dealei in Pneumatic and Solid Tires. Tutes and Accessories. Lake County Auto Supply & Sales We are the only authorized ckakr carrying a full line of ' Goodyear Tires, Tubes and Accessories Our stock consists of Pneumatic. Solid and Pneumatic Truck Tires. It is our pleasure to serve you. H. A. THIEL, Prop. NORTHWEST COR. DOUGLAS AND HGHMAN ST., HAMMOND. TEL 1741.

E. N. Bunnell Motor Company AUTHORIZED DEALER IN GOODYEAR TIRES AND TUBES. FORD SIZES

5 04-5 OS Hchzias Street, Hammond. Phones: 650651592.

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