Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 299, Hammond, Lake County, 7 June 1920 — Page 4

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THE TTMES

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Mondav, June 7, 1920

The -Passing -Show

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unaay. liiIckj l U l.uotulU. la tiaiuiuvi-iJ. Juuj I. lOS. The Tin. tt Ch:c-go-n1!n i Mirtici daily excel.: j Sunday Kmuti) at tn poi.u:ict m ju.t Cnwai.'. -u- j uifcrr IS, lSiJ. : Th Lka County 1 Imfa Situm..y n1 Weekly 'rt7Iiv:! enteral at th .o'off.c !n jlflmnn-nJ. Kebruiry . The Gary Evening Times ln? nfl" Su..il- j terec. t trie postefneo In Gary. April t. 1911- ! Ail uoaer lh ci ot ildnh j. Is... tewnJ-ci'm , oatt-r. I O. LOGAN rAi.tt. r vvj CHK A HQ. ; i

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(Call for lia'te . .i aviiarlnunt waited.) Oar Office "Tt""1" ,lNb.sm & Thorr.p-on. KaM Cnlcm'j lucpnotie j. i East CiUcaeo (Tux Timss) Telei'h..n liiii;ir,a narbr i .Vims I'.m'V) I'- i . Indiana Harbor (Reporter ar.dC:i!. Adv.) Tel.-phcn"' Whl'.in l'tlCi.n.'U .-U-M Crown Point 1'1'"JI,e " ir you nav any troufcle ae.tin Tub Tiv.e c-ui-Jlaiot iuimeaiatiy to tr Circulation DttarimuL FOTTC.S TO STTESCJUBrKS. If you lo resolve your ctv pT THe Tivf rrti-nf-ry aa you ha In th- past, rlease d- not titnK It h lw-o loet or not sent en time. R-mr.ber tnt th- mail errlc la not what it used te bo mid that complaints Keaeca.1 from manr aource- anout th train t.ivl mill -r-vK Ta Tikli has mcrea.-e.: inal i:i e.iuun-'"1 ,4''a la atrlvlnf earnestly to reach i' patrons .n Mid. prompt In advlaiu,? ua heu you Uo : nt y-r a1"will act proiui'tly.

iiiasri r -ays to ju. tify aivl oail for creator u-f of music to j.ro.J-.iff so, ;,,! harmony. In addition to tho ploasuro that iiiiifi'- wiitTf tho porformain-os ;ivo worthy of th' nati.o always giv. s. thrro is thr srej,;! value of hand, an! o;h, y r.;u.:ii-.i ! orpa n'.zat ion?. Not or.lv ai'p there tin bonds of S(.0il f.-lj. w-hip r.tnonj; memlrs, bur !.- t.ir.f'ii by the i oaimnnity in having a jiiusic.il o-gani.atioa f own. T'i" nior muVu-al nrranizatir n? th better. THE JUSTLY UNPOPULAR" ELUEJAY. The a dug that line feathers o not make tin birds is retiamiv a pjdn-ablr. to rh- hhiejay. and our- to which

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SIR. PALMER'S ELISION. if v.ts l.itp staff? of hi? presidential

torney General A. Muchei! Palmer has d-Setcd. . -Iid.-.i. expunged, or whatever the !e?;al rhras.-oiopy the initial A. fir-m his name an t he pih-- ehe,ks and departmental orders now simpiy Mitehei. Painter. Thus, so far as mere nomenclature ee.. !. I ! : t -; himself into th executive i la -.; adorned by (iccr.-

n-i,,i,Mnii .Tohn iil.ir.is. iliaoer (.'levelan-i

vv aauiu - ped his -Stephen. and Wood row Wilson, w ho his "Thomas'" and a ?erre of others who have for the superstitious the notion that th Atr.erb ident should have but two part? to his name.

tainly no bifurcate the first. That "A." anpears.to h i'..formerly impersonated "Al'n-ndrr." and roJ'.ev'ior.s tipon the vicissitudes, which the great kitm of ti.e Macedonians encountered, may have induced the Ameru n aspirant to drop the royal prefix. S he rut the Gordion knot. Put think of his r.or hein.z ab'.e o we. ,. should he b nominated, over having no more wo;-; ,.- t.j conquer. It is trusted that Mr. Palmer ha? considered th legal aspects of his own change of name. Can he law. fully enter a canvass by making this elision r-rtroacti or have an entry made rauiir pro tun--, as th? law-yer are fond of saying? Has he arranged tor rrop r idenification of ballots cast for a shrunken form, when thecampaign had been conducted under the fu',1 r.anrply of Alexander Mitchell Palmer? However, he dees not discard his distinctive nime of Palmer, which once mean a Pilgrim.

IliST-i: Etl movie w ill be ' w hy change jour panti? OK something like that. now v, UUns a man is to admit a wnakncps IF the weakness belongs to the other fellow . A well-known father disputed tha STATEMENT that the number of financial FAILiriES are decreasing HE says that two or threa are call-

OV his daughter quit regularly. oE of our farmer friends pays they are OT -worrying: about daylight saving this summer

o-ir f r.e:-r t .-' pandemon nini immediately breaks loose r'''',r-- s!o ;"k and !! n.-i nies in robin language. w;:a fr. ..-:;' feicncl boii'y at-a. ks. The wiens ket-f 'ip a constant nervous, scolding chatter, keeping ju.-t !: ' " th ia a.-- t hey dare. The .ait-birrl, from -afe .Hit a nee. meaotis" at h:m and makes a few cthe; '' rt t'.-uun ks. Hut a',1 ihi., m ik--s. no .li:Terenre to the !':ue;ay. Ho eats his food, or takes his bath in apparent :'.s:..:u:;u; al..of m-hs, but just as he leaves he shows that h knows how unpopular he is. by casting back in the tort a of h;., tormentors, as it were, a torrent of biuejay hi!';in?.-gatr. A bird is not unp'ptihir among the other birds wit lout ;om.e .:ood rea.on. and 'be crime .f which the brif-ny ;s guilty !;- jhe un pa ;a!on a ale n of rohbing the :t'.-"s of ot her bird.- f both cegs and young, .lavs nest "arlv and by 'lie time rh.-ir f.ed clings have rea hed th vor.i.-ir.usly Imnerry stage (th-r bird? eggs and young '': atpcirins:. Thi-sc ai ,ai,,n by the jays and fed 'o

'lieir young. No wonder th-v are unpopular. Put his I

en-nes woul In t oK :o bad if he seemed conscious of it. ! A handle but ft liU1' rirl

P-ut not a l.t oit. "You re another! " he screanis over

CAK.HT hut-by showing: too much affection j TO the maid Is undecided as yet j WHETHER to (jo after a new has- ! band or a new maid j AS the latter are very bird to j SOMETIMES we tjet rather in a hurry ID get to heaven where there A HE neither drives nor TAfi inys. J IF-w- ever went into the holdup I Iirsi.VES we think we would ! I'l.Al safe and bold up ir.';n oniy wno ; i WORE whiskers. some men ar so ornery that just to CALL them skunks would be an in

sult to a

QUALITY SERVICE

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Sohl Street & N. P. Tracks

rni'.TTY clever little animal.

AMI the only thins that bothers them Is

j one doesn't always rea,p what one

TO find any time for night sleeping.

THE Fort Wayne News is probably right in saying that the overall K.AI has died out because the fadists found the. OA ERALLS hard on their silk underwear. when the "company" at the house ASKS for a drink of water, a little boy IS liable to serve it in a cracked cup

! without

s off w hen he gets good and ready

WILL, hunt up the best glass in the HOI SE and polish it . AHOI'T all the reward we get in this W OR l.ll f-r our unremitting labors IS to be told by some goodnatured

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OCCASIONALLY that he Invariably READS this column the first THING when he picks up the paper.

MUSIC AND UNREST. The recommendation of Charles M. Fchw.T'.i of music as a cure for industrial unrest will a least j-onT'.hu"? to whate gayety of nations there is. It will be read:'.;--admitted that anything that promo-es good 1: timer ij an enemy of discontent, but in view of the conduct of Germany, long regarded as one of the most mu-dca! nations, there may be raised some qutiuns as to how far music can go in combatting discord in other activities. Besides, music also is an inspiring factor in warmaking. By "thrilling martial airs" men hav bo?n led to enlist for fighting, and they have boon similarly stimulated to violent charges. Thus, while "music hath charms to soothe the savage breast, to soften rocks or bend the kno'tel oak."' it also has something in it to cause a rabbi; to spit in the. face of a bull doe. Indeed, only recently one of

THE CCST OF HOLIDAYS. A r.arrow-v-s.on.-.i statistician, wno apparently

:ii.icrs hnaiaa beings as mere cogs in the industrial j

1 dr.'-. mi. computed joss in production which i r-s ':: from :'io obr-ei vance by workers of the legal !;,i,:; . ! the Satu:da half-holidays, and has presented his findings as "the high tost of loafir.g." It

amounts t- t.i my tuitions i aoiars. lv.it it is not nu- j if the republicans don't muss up pressivp. j things In the first place, to call cessation of work at the j WK guM the democrats

t imes sper;;:ca loanng is a uusuonrer. i ne 'imp taut he .-rent in his calculations might have been spent ra. .re us.-fully. If he had reckoned the cost to the

count -v if th" failure of vagabonds an 1 the idle rich j THE fact that a baby is so young

to do u.cfu! work his study might be more entitled t t e n .(:'! at ion.

llmplo.-. c.-s srncral'v recognize that the refresh- j niarchmaJlow ... - ... ,i

ment or the worK'-rs which ccmt-s.troiu noiidaja anu hoesn'T keep its father

ha", i'-hol ; ia; a increases their 'producing powers and thus

MIGHT as w ell nominate Burleson AS anybody at San Kraneisco.

AND dumb that it would just as

i SOON" suck on a mothball as on a

s o w s

IF you sow wild oats you

GENERAL ARE Mart

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w wild oats you j tt XV get a crop of- lemons. ! fiJ in writes of a missing girl A

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TWil well defined black arched eye- ' brows i AND two red checks, one I S LI( IITLV higher than the r.ther." i

Times news sericc Is the ben j that money can buy and honest J effort can furnish. I

more than compensates for th" falling ofl'ia production . n w-rk ecu :.-s. li.c i-tiiDt work is nor. the chief end for which mankind should strive. On the contrary, it would be desirable if less work were necessary, so that people might give more of their attention to the arts and s it noes which develop sound minds iu sound bodies. The philosoph.-rs who have pb fared idea! states emphasized that, labc.r being more equally divided, there v.-:ts Irs? for the individual workingman to do than under present economic conditions. The rieht solution of the economic los? which the statistician presumably proposes to avoid by abolishing holidays is not to deprive the steady workers of their few periods of res', but to compel idlers to go to work, and to encourage those who are employed to earn what they 3 re paid..

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FHO.M bragging how smart he is and HOW much the kidlet taks after him .

Quick Relief

from aches and pains, bruise-sand strains by applying Absorbine-Jr.

It soothes and heals. Keep a bottle handy at home, at the office or in your gnp when traveiir.fr.

AbsorbineJ Twg .f'SfrrT t'Nl (NT

costs more, but iis service cannot b measured in terms of money, $1.25 a bott'e at rnot druggists. W. F. YOUNG, Inc. 75 TetnoW Strt SprinjfitU, Msm.

GET

iD i yTen. Dollars

we arc giving to the local trade only for a limited time on

G FOUR STORAGE BATTERIES Made Complete in Hammond Take advantage of our factory service. BIG FOUR SERVICE STATIONS 1 38th and Elm Sts., Indiana Harbor Calumet Ave. and Gostlin St., Hammond THE1 ;IG FOUR BATTERY CO. PHONE 21 HAMMOND, IND.

Advertise in The Times

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The Telephone Company has rush periods just as do the street ears, the stores, the banks and the Stamp Window in the Post Office. A man will wait in line patiently several

minutes to make a deposit in a bank, to buy postage stamps, register a letter, buy a railroad ticket or a seat in the theatre and make no complaint. But if occasionally, he has to wait twenty seconds for a telephone operatctr he feels greatly misused and condemns the service unsparingly. Let one put a frank question or two to oneself:

"Does any other company or store in town wait on me with such uniform promptness, or cause me so little direct loss of time, as does the Telephone Company?" "Can I get the service of a street car, a clerk, a salesgirl, a cashier, or of anyone else nearly as quickly, whenever I want it, as I can that of a Telephone Operator?" "When I push the buzzer on my desk for the stenographer or the messenger, do they always come immediately?"' The vast System which cares for. 550,000 telephones is set up to answer calls in a very few seconds. Any variation therefrom is usually because a number of calls have come in simultaneously. In telephone operation, as in everything else, when an overload occurs patience should be exercised by everyone until the jam has been cleared.

CHICAGO TELEPHONE COMPANY

THE CASE vrzt! eror. AND WE jury-men. WERE LOCKED in a room. AND ONLY one of us. . . WAS FOR conviction. AND HE stuck to iL ALL THAT day. AND AT Eurrer time. WE FELT like sending. FOR ELEVEN sn-tpcrs. ' AND ONE bale of hay. AND THEN all through. ' THE LIVELONG cleat. WE TALKED said fought. BUT NO argument. WOULD SATISFY tlm. AND MORNING came. A GRAY and cheerless davm, AND OUR stubborn frienl. n WAS OUT of smokes, AND I talkel to hirru . AND GAVE him one. OF MY cigarettes. IT MAY havo been. JUST A coincidcnco, IT MAY havo been. EUT I rather doubt It. HE FINISHED tha smoke. . . a AS I finished my ta!2. AND HE said, "All right. . YOUR ARGUMENTS. ARE LIKE your smokes. THEY SATISFY.-'

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rTTESTERFIELDS "saiisfr." And yet Chesterfields are mild. With "body" enough to satisfy a cigar emoker, Chesterf.elds are mild enough to suit any cigarc tte smoker. They're mild and yet they "satis;. " Thats doubtless why Chesterf.elds have so many friends among both classes of smokers.

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