Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 142, Hammond, Lake County, 3 December 1919 — Page 4

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Page Four THE TIMEa Wednesday, Dec. 3.-1919.

THE TIMES NEWSPAPERS BY THE LAKE COUNTV PRINTING PUBLISHING COMPANY.

Tho Laks County Tlm Dally except Saturday as tu tuilttivvl al u fcosioi&ce iu iiaimuwna. Juus Ii. XC The Tln.es East Chicago-Indian Harbor, dally txceyt unday Lmrred at toe poaioiccs iu jlasi Ctujo, niter It. mj. Tas Lake County times Saturday an-i Weekly ttimon Enteral ai ins 4KatofCc tn h.in.nmnJ. February 4. 11. Tba Oary Evening Times rwn except Sunday. nteitx. -i tn poton: in uary. April 18. All under tns ct of Uarcit , l;a, as second-clans aaatlar.

Parisian adherents to the desire for correct adornment for legs, are we to remain in ignorance as to how th problem was solved? It is probable he wore the right ones, but which? Is this to remain one of the unanswered queries ilk "who struck Billy Patterson" and "how old is Ann?"

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Bonds To Loot And Rapine Bonds &re beinj issued in New Yo.-k Sy revolution tries to finance a revolution in the United iatea. ine department of JuUcd today announced that it had received evidence to this effect. Quantities of the bonds and the presses upon which thy were printed have been seised. Such is tha wire news today. It ought to be vastly entertaining to the good people cf this country who have labored all their Uvea to Acquire a competency and a little savings so that they may have enough to eat in their old a; and provide their children an education and a etart Jn Ufa. These Jellyjflsted revolutionaries who are too lazy to share and wash are printing bonds to finance a revol utlon in this country. You know of course what those bonds mean and what they will do to your little savings. They will simply be authorizations to loot and rapine. They will make present law and order look like thirty cents. The country wilL of course, be fiooaed with tham. The revolutionaries will only have to help themselves not only to your property, your banks and your stores but your wives and daughters. Things are coming to a pretty pass in the good old U. 6- And there are people who scout th'jse things and make light of them.

"And Now Let Us Go to Work." Premier Georges Clemeneeau. writing in reference t. the recent election in Prance and its results, said: "And now let us go to work-" While the advice is of value in Franco and may have been intended to apply to the rehablliatlon of that nation, it is not lss applicable to Aracr'ca. In few words he gives a remedy for most of the ills of which we have been complaining and it is a p-esc. iptlon that la ea-y to cai.j tut. if there is a sincere desire for recovery from tno B:e of bickering and grcuch with which a considerable portion of the population has been afflicted. If there is more work, there will be less time for oratory, and with less talking there will be more time for thinking, and with more thought the necessity for more work will be apparent. The high cort of living will remain to perplex unless workers enter into the production of those things necessary to life. Laws cannot produce wheat. Sorawuody must plow and row and renp and thrash. Higher wages for less

f work will not solve the problem if there is not production

to supply the demand- If there ne as much entnus iasm in getting work as there Is in trying to avoid work our difficulties would soon disappaar. All this is self-evident and acknowledged, yet too many are of the opinion that the necessity to work with all the energy they possess djes not apply to themselves, but to the other fellows. All through the Eges there has been effort to discover some recipe for obtaining a livelihood without giving 'good, hard, honest work in exchange for it, but all searchers have failed. "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread" still tasd a as law, and all efforts" to circum-rent it will prove fruitless. If we are to have, we must produce, and work Is essential to production. Clemenceau voiced no new principle, but he did call timely attention to the "only remedy that will get tis out of our roubles, if it is applied in a sane and efficient manner.

The Passing Show

. . v.. . ..i.t WU' BEiOAUSU we spend bo much money TRTIN'O to keep other people VTtOM Ending out that we are poor end THAT'S all there Is to It. KMMA GOLDMAN muni so and THE farther the goes the better we will ALL b delighted. "WHY does a pretty girl ALWAYS cut down hor baitt;;ir end FIELDIXG average by acting LIKE she knows it? YXU do too, girls; now you know you do. THE red flannel petticoat swms to bo scarce

--... )r as ever AND there seems to be hopes for no i -1 FLANNEL underwear unless on a lady like Theda. Hara. .i..O i )ii-.K thing that we Inust conRAtheb bothers us. Is what is GOING to become of all thone richly CAPAHlSOrED aprons AFTKH the; bartenders all lose tlielr Jobs. ' . ANY wife crii tell you that If you'll Suet GIVE a husbard enough latitude HE'LL soon get caught up in a l!. SOME men are neat and can wear a cult

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What "Pants" Did He Want? Previous to the visit of President Polncare of France to King George "perplexity of the head of the French republic over what kind of "pants," whether white or black, he should wear la the presence of the British monarch was regarded by the Paris news gatherers as of sufficient importance to cable to this country. Tne gravity or the decision as bearing on the comity that should attend euch a meeting was dwelt on. as well as the inability of President Poincare'a advisers to solve the problem. The sartorial adornment of the nether extremities, to an American, might seem a trival matter bo long as tbey were decently covered, but in Europe they stress customs that in our crudity we pass up as unimportant, hence the necessity to settle the "pants" problem in the only way permissible, and that the right way. If the distinguished Frenchman were to wear black when he should wear white it is possible that King George would be so shocked that he would forget that there was a time not so long when neither Englishman nor Frenchman was Judged by the "pants' he wore, but by his ability to gM la a common cause. Aa far as we recall, the kind of "pants" President Wilson wore when he visKed King George did not enter into the sews either before or after the event, but that may have been due o the fact that American correspondents did not appreciate the value of correct color in the presence of a king . However, it is probable Mr- Wilson did not violate grossly the customs and traditions on the subject of "psta" or it would have leaked out. Though President Poincare has made his visit and returned to his capital, so far as we have ben able to ascertain no information, breathlessly awaited, as to the clor of "pants" he wore has been vouchsafed. With our curiosity whetted by the perplexitv that we'-Med n

The Newberrv Indictment The indictment of Senator Newberry, or Michigan- together with the mn who wer? active in h!? behalf in his campaign for election, comes as no surprise to those

who have followed the bitter and vindictive efforts of

the federal administration to "get him." It is well to hear several very salient facts in mind, however The first of these is that an Indictment is not a conviction, and that where the proper Btrings are pulled an indicment is not difficult to secure. In the next place, it Is well known that the indicted men have never denied the main charge made against them that they spent a large fua of money defeatin? Henry Ford. It is their contention, however, that they spent it openly and legitimately. They were in a post tion where they must combat Ford's millions and the in fiuence of the pernicious papers of Williai H. Hearst, and they went to it right manfully and well. They did a good job of it. too and despite the votes of tho pacifists the I W W... the socialists, the sentimentalists, and thf bolshevlsts. Mr- Ford was given a good trimming r trimming that was distinctly in the interest of the Ameri can people.

It is Just as well to remember, too, that while this campaign in Michigan was on. Mr. Newberry was not in the state. He happened to be absent aunng the entire period. You see, that during this time our country was engaged in carrying on the great war and Mr. Newberry was on active duty In the navy, he having volunteered at the first call. His opponent, Mr. Ford, however, was at home engaged in highly profitable work for the federal government a work which likewise "required" the services of his husky son of military age, .a youth who Is known the country over as "Edsal the slacker." We rather think that when the "Newberry conspirators" are brought to trial there will be some fireworks that will no be alogether pleasant for Mr. Ford and bis patron. President Wilson, concludes the Fort Wayne News.

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FOR a year and it will look like new. BUT other men can't wear a new suit FOR a day without MAKING it look aa It tbey HAD slept In it for at least that LBNXyTH of time. IT Is hard to get a man to AGREE that his boy Isn't absolutely THE smartest boy in the world. BUT he will stand on one leg and then THE ether UNTIL he admits the boy's mother has HEIt faults. LATEST ground for dlvcrcn at our house-and COO guineas "WORTH alimony due to statement by brutal husband THAT women do not dres for either comfort NOR health A GIRL'S admittedly FORCEFUL way of describing a FRIEND whoae figure doesn't admit itself to

THE flat atylcs Js to say that , SHE is pretty stlckyKut. THE room right over the furnace IN the Hades house In Hell is RESERVED for the fellow WHO imagines that the Lord has mora USE for a long-faced hypocrite THAN He has for a smiling Mnner WHO cuts looee with a "haw haw" ONCE In a while. AEE MARTIN says that the only tima you get ENOUGH to eat in a restaurant IS when some new waitress who Isn't ONTO the game waits on you.

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VON CAPELLE admits that the U-boats failed. He is in absolutely no danger of meeting with effective contradiction.

IT IS PROBABLY not legal to put brandy in mince pies, provided you have it and want to U3e It that way.

IF THE AMERICAN LEGION'S suggestion to deport Victor Berger is adopted, perhaps he will run for a seat In the reiefcstag-

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Introducinc Mr. Ernest Hamlin

Baker and an unknown young lady model whom we strongly suspect of being Miss Baker. The artist (the lrgrr figure wearing a smock and necktie) is the designer of the 1919 Red Cross Christmas Seal. This cheery little sticker which makes its annual appearance just before Christmas is the symbol of the fight against tuberculosis, for it is from the sale of. this seal thit the National Tuberculosis Association is chiefly financed. The seal design this year is a particularly happy one, that of genial faced Santa Oaus with his pack, clearly outlined against a blue sky. Mr. Hamlin came down from Poughkeepsie to the Big Town with his wife, "$250 of borrowed money, a college education, two years' experience newspaper cartooninp and art knowledge acnuired in a $15 correspondence course," to quote his own vords.

It -a when he irot down to his

last lonesome nickel that the tide of his tortures turned. "I tried to se,!l a group of caricatures of noted Europeans to several magazines, but none of them would have it," he said. "In despair I left it with one of the leading comic weeklies, and retired to the home nest to count that last nickel. "The next morning the telephone rang. The editor desired to see me. As O. Henry says, in that moment I experienced all the feelings of a multi-mill. onaire. In fact I no doubt touched heights inaccessible to the ordinary capitalist. That was really the hiijh emotional jpot of my New York career." Mr. Baker's work has been largely along the lines of health, safety-first and educational subject in general. The National Tuberculosis Association expects to obtain $6,5C00X) frcm this year's Red Cross'Seal sale, in order to carry out its nntion-wide program against the White Plague. j

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