Hammond Times, Volume 12, Number 14, Hammond, Lake County, 3 July 1917 — Page 4

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ONE WAY TO CELEBRATE.

"We might gird up our loins tomorrow, tighten up our belts and celebrate

independence day by confronting the situation that looms before iis and giv

ing it the most serious and solemn thought that is possible for us to give

Let us not ehoot off anything not even or mouths but try to realize what the war we are in means to us personally and as a national unit. Some

good may come of that and we shall not have celebrated in vain.

Let us make one prediction: The United States will observe the Fourth

of July, 191S, in quite a different fashion to what it will celebrate tomorrow

"KAISER BILL" THOMPSON II. A reader of this paper wants to know what Mayor Thompson of Chi

cago, has done or has not done to be so universally condemned by the news

papers. He believes that Thompson i3 a good American citizen and is evi

dently not posted on the situation in the slightest degreeIt was Thompson who snubbed Marshal Joffre. Ho Insulted the British" and French missions to this country. He passively opposed registration. He said that Chicago was the sixth German city and proceeded to rule It as such, ignoring the fact that it is the second American city. He cried for an embargo on food when we were on our way to the firing: line abroad. He was openly antagonistic to the Liberty Loan. He has not supported the Red Cross campaign. He has not supported the T. M. C. A. campaign. He has not encouraged -enlistments. He has allied himself almost entirely with the enemies of thi3 countrv

A MUNITIONS DEPARTMENT.

nepresentauve louis t. Mcaacien or Pennsylvania, is of the opinion

that a more efficient production of munitions will be insured by the creation of a department of munitions, which has been found to be a necessity

in cngiana. 10 tnai ena ne na3 lntroaucea a bill creating such a depart

ment whose purpose Bhall be "to foster, promote and develop the industrial resources of the United States in behalf of the national defense," and to purchase munitions of every character. It is to take over all contracts now pending in the war and navy departments and the Council of National De-

iense ior tne purcnase or munitions, ana win include in Its organization

such bureaus and offices as are" now devoted to that work- Mr- McFadden provides that the President shall deail army and navy officers for duty in the new department. He believes that specialization along the lines indicated In his measure will result in a much more effective prosecution of the war.

IT MUST BE DONE. Philipp Scheidernann is the leader of the majority faction of German socialists, more disposed hitherto to the government's war policy than the irreconcilable minority. Yet he sees that "duty impels us to seek the-way that will lead us out of thl3 endless murdering of nations." And returning from Stockholm, he says it was there that he finally "accepted as' his unfchakable conviction that of which I had long before been conscious the thing cannot be achieved without the sweeping democratization of Ger

many, wiui sucn a man ana sucn convictions America need have quarrel. He has found "the way out."

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Tuesday, July 3, 1917

OUR Industrious oft-spring having, despite the ban on fireworks, somehow laid In hia usual supply or whisxers. crackers, go-devils and hell-ruisers are not anticipating our matutinal slumber tomorrow with our usual JOT and abandon. AMERICA may not be as much awake as she ouffht to be but PHK has hoard the alarm clock and is rubbing her eyes. IT Is quite probable. Judging from the social proclivities of some of the Indies around here OF whom we are especially fond THAT In order to make her husband Feem as Important as possible JOB'S wife always referred to the unfortunate old fellow's bolls as CARBUNCLES WHENEVER she mentioned thorn at the triage rartics.

FROM the number of marines

American sub-

THAT the U. S. ships are sinking these days we have wondered in OUR own peculiarly ruminative way WHETHER the Chefoo liar is not BACK on the job. NICK ROMANOFF is just about as much in the limelight these days as THE chap who ran for county office on the Armageddon ticket

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SEVERAL .ycarjs ago. OUR idea of a slacker is a certain chap who claims exemption BECAUSE he's tho only son of a widowed mother AND she. supports him BUT of course bo didn't say anything about that in his claim. DOWN jn a Florida town they've stopped planting because they believe the end of the world is at hand SOUNDS to us llko hookworm. SPANISH army is now in revolt GOODNESS is there any place on earth where they are not Touting? THERE is still grounds for hope that the country will come out all right in the LONG run for the Hawaiian dance or the straw skirt craze la BEING smothered. TELLING lies is something the same as bleaching tho hair ONCE you start you've got to keep it up or somebody will surely find you out. IT is perhaps somewhat stupid of us BUT we fail to see what difference there is in personal liberty as to beer on the on(! hand AND whiskey on the other MR. WILSON says it would Infringe on personal liberty to take beer away BUT is silent on whiskey.

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HUGS AND KISSES FROM ANNA HELD'S DAUGHTER WIN RECRUITS IN SOUTH

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Miss Liane Can-era about to reward a recruit. Miss Liane Carrera, daughter of Anna Held, noted French actress, is doing her bit for France by rewarding recruits for the new American army in the southern towns she is touring with a hug and a kiss. '

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HOPELESS SUITS. Suits to test the constitutionality of conscription, alerady started in at least two western states, are hopeless. They are based on the thirteenth amendment forbidding slavery or "involuntary servitude." The civil wrr which made the thirteenth amendment possible, saw the utilization of the draft, both in the north and the south; and the power to draft was never questioned from the foundation of the government down to the present war with Germany. If the courts should decide that the draft were now unconstitutional, they would declare in effect 'hat in adopting the antislavery amendment the nation unwittingly deprived its government of one of the most elementary attributes of sovereignty in national defense an absrd conclusion to reach- The simple issue has hitherto not hoon h;

rectly presented to the federal courts for the reason that the draft has never

been usea since tne civn war enaea ana the thirteenth amendment adopted-

Gary Times suggests one reason, which nudity, crudity and putridity.

The Time.s calls particular attention to the prominence given sex plays

and especially films about "unborn chilJren" and other matters exploited in the name of "birth control," etc.. but really appealing only to the curi

osity of the prurient.

Of course, the film producers must be trying to give the people what

they like, and such attempts as have been made to "elevate" the n-rama

ave only succeeded in depressing the elevators in spirit and pocketbook. Maybe, however, the film-makers are mistaken as to what the people

really want. Possibly more travel pictures and educational films and les3

knock-about humor and hair-raising drama would be appreciated, at least for a change.

Popular taste changes, and it. is about as hard to follow these changes to trace the causes of changes of fashion. The film-makers have as

sumed that the public taste -would follow along channels in which it started. It is palpably true, however, that it will require much originality to keen

up with or keep ahead of the changes in public taste. The film drama will probably lose little or none of its popularity, but the producers must keep on the jump in order to maintain the interest of the public Muncie Press.

COMMENCING Friday, July 6, we will give each and every lady attending our afternoon sales, which begin at 2:30 o'clock, a genuine American Cut Glass Water Tumbler or Goblet free. Full hand cut on clear crystal glass blanks of finest quality, polished and finished with exceptional brilliancy, in new attractive patterns of unusual merit. As these are to be given every afternoon until the sale closes, you will have a splendid opportunity to obtain an entire set absolutely free. Start Wour (SollestsGn Friday Mfternoosp Two Sales Daily 2:30 and 7;30 P. M. Mr. A. E. Gates, Auctioneer. JOHN Eb McGAKRY Jeweler Optometrist 599 Eohman Streei Hammond, Indiana Store Closed All Day Wednesday, Also Thursday Afternoon and Evening

MUNSTER

Mr. and Mrs. Zeldenrust are happy over the arrival of a llttlo son. The parochial school held a picnic on Friday. Miss Vorhour was in Chicago on business Friday. The town board re-elected I. Munster as member of the school board. Dr. Daisy Weathers Vas a Munster visitor, Saturday. Clyde Norrls of Hammond, was in Munster, Sunday. Helen Kaske left for Rochester. Minn., where the will spend a few weeks as the guest of Mrs. 51. F. Loyd.

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NOW that the government has ordered coal prices reduced, seme word concerning ice quotations is in order.

GRIFFITH

POTATOES are scarce, says exchangethere seems to be plenty of 'em in congress.

Not small ones .however, as

REPORTS from Wheeling tell of discovery of skeleton there having horns- May be that of antedeluvian food speculator.

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GETTING A MOVE ON THE MOVIES. There are some signs of reaction in the movie drama business and th

WE get anything we want at home now by bringing home fat bacon or salt pork so that the missus can use the fat to make home made soap.

PHILADELPHIA doctor

urges food economy bv havin? rcct-m,,.

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serve uau as wen as wnoie portions. Little too late. Bonifaces whole portions long ago.

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Miss Cella Stark. Mrs. Joseph Therlen, and Andrew Stark spent Sunday at the home of Mrs. Ben Miller. The Griffith Junior baptball team played Dyer yesterday, winning', 6 to 3. Miss Tauline Russell of Chicago,, is making an extended visit at the home

of her uncie, J. O. Russell. The Misses Edna and Ruby Dewey of Jollet, 111., are visiting- at the home of their uncl, T. Aldride. Dr. and Mrs. F. A. Malmstone, arrived home Sunday evening1 , from a ten days' au'nnu-l-ile trip te Rer.'iii:ky. W. 7. D. Learner, superintendent of

the Associated Paper Products Co., arrived today from New York and wt!l make his home here permanently. Mr. Reamer is the inventor and patentee of the machinery used in the manufacture o f the company's products. For the present he will make his headquarters at the office of A. Haddow

Smith.

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I am a Mathematician I can deduct from Man's nervous troubles I can add to his physical energies I can subtract all aches and pains I can improve his mental powers I can increase his chance to success

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PETE Y DINK They Couldn't Have Found Safer Places ' ' - . " : , t , ir- ' 7: 8 ; -t : : By C. A. VOIGHT . . l , ll 7 p sffimyAS c!

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