Hammond Times, Volume 11, Number 181, Hammond, Lake County, 19 January 1917 — Page 22

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Words of -wisdom aro few, but there are many echoes. Very oftPn true domestic happiness Js founded on the rock of the cradle. It's easier to fall In love or a river than It is to climb out. It's a poor mirror that will not enable a man to eee his best friend. Eliminate politics. religion, the weather and war and there would not be left much to talk about. By the time a man reaches the age of SO he knows a lot of things he would like to get rid of at S9 per cent less than cost. A foolish woman grows old about as gracefully as she climbs a tree. A wise man says what he has to say, then shuts up. Experience comes high. Sitll, the automobile factories are busy. Some people give the Impression that they believe every word they say. One Idea of a wise man is one who Is Just a trine lees foolish than tha majority.

But If ft man Is foolish and doesn't know it. Its a sign that he has no wife to Instruct him. The man who doesn't exaggerate a little is seldom an Interesting talker. A misdirected search for happiness is the stepmother of selfishness. To the man who says "I will" the chains of destiny are mere cobwebs. It costs a lot of money to bring up a boy so that he won't be able to support himself In after years. Confession of weakness Is the beginning of strength. Fools often rush In where angels fear to use their wings. The faint heart that failed to win may not have done so badly after all. One trouble about knowing It all is that you waste a lot of time trying to explain things so that others can understand them. Some men are like umbrellas; they have so many ups and downs. There's nothing like the old-fashioned brand of home-made charity.' Perhaps some brides blush because of the kind of husbands they have run to cover. "When . a man baosts of being slow but sure we are at least sure about the slow part. Occasionally a man Is foolish enough to tr yto run an automobile on a trolley car income.

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25 per cent more heat, one-third less fuel. The most economical to install the simplest to operate the most economical to operate the most flexible cf control and the onlyway to have fresh, pure, warm air in your home during the. long winter months.

Haberman Furnace Company Phone 1652 Hammond. 317 Thornton Ave.

She Made? Kim Bay. Business was in full sying at the church bazaar when a young man strolled around evidently with no intention of purchasing anything. As he passed one booth the young lady seller detained him. "Won't you buy a cigarette holder, sir?" she asked. "No, thank you, I don't smoke," was the reply. "Or a penwiper worked with my own hands?" "I don't write." "Then do have this nice box of chocolates." "I don't eat sweets. The young lady's patience was exhausted. "Sir." she said grimly, "will you buy this cake of soap?" He bought It. HI a Application. An alien wished to be naturalized and applied to the clerk in the office, who requested him to fill out a blank which he handed htm. The first thre lines of the blank contained the following: "Name." "Bom." "Business." lie answered: "Name Sid Kaufmann." Born Yes." "Business Rotten."

Bank of Whiting; SCHRAGE BUILDING Responsibility and Resources: Over One and a Half Million Dollars $1,500,000.00 (UNDER STATE SUPERVISION.) Open 9 A. M. to 8 P. M. Including Saturdays.

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POSTLEWAITE FOR PRINTING AND STATIONERY

Chicken and Fish Dinners. roby, ind.

EMILE HUFF, Res. Phone 1775. SID KAUFMAN, Res. Phone 1452.

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152 Fayette St., Phone 334, Hammond, Ind. EXPERT REPAIRING. STORAGE WARM AND ROOMY.

Thomas S. Bailey. Bailey Printing

Herman C. Biede

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Open The Year Around

Sheffield Boat House PHIL SMIDT, Prop.

Commercial Job Printing Embossing Legal Blanks 96 Pluramer Ave. Hammond, Ind. PHONE HAMMOND 777.

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A Oood Tim to Do Xt. "I say," called one neighbor to another, "is your daughter roing to practice on the piano this afternoon?" "Yes, I think so." "Well, then, I 'd like to borrow your lawn mower, I've grot to cut the grass pome time anyhow."

Good Eyesight Is Essential Unless you possess good eyesight, you cannot do high-grade work. You are inefficient; your physical and mental condition is below par. Heed the warning sounded by tired, strained eyes. Come in and let us fit you with the proper glasses to relieve you of your eye troubles. Hammond

141 State St. Hammond, Ind.

Russel St. & Erie Tracks All Grades of The Best Hard and Soft Coal WOOD

ALL OF OUR HARD COAL SELECTED BY AN EXPERT. ALL HARD COAL PASSED OVER SCREENS AS WAGONS ARE LOADED, thus insuring CLEANEST COAL POSSIBLE. A LARGE SUPPLY ALWAYS ON HAND.

Weights Guaranteed PROMPT DELIVERIES, QUALITY AND FULL WEIGHT, OUR SPECIALTIES. Phone 188

Phone Whiting 25 and 26.

Steam Heat.

Yards, 2SG Calumet Ave. Phone 788.

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Dealers in Coal, Wood, Feed, Building Material Down Town Office 200 Plummer Avenue Hammond, Ind.

The Mutual Savings & Lo Association PAYS 7 PER CENT CASH DIVIDENDS INSPECT THIS SAFE SAVINGS SYSTEM. 1 Home Office, 161 State St., Hammond, Ind.

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WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Floral Designs My Specialty POTTED PLANTS AND CUT FLOWERS TEL. 789. 57 Sheffield Ave., Hammond, Ind.

CALUMET REGION "THE WORLD'S WORK SHOP" Hastings, Woods & Co. REAL ESTATE OPERATORS Hammond, Indiana HAMMOND SAVINGS &. TRUST BANK Telephone 51.

DIAMONDS WATCHES JEWELRY

Phone 2885

CHARLES J. LESSER

TRUNKS BAGS SUIT CASES

Successor to Chas. Arkin. 65 STATE ST, HAMMOND. IND. Mcney Loaned on Diamonds, Jewelry and Clothing.

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Mr. Traveling Man: For a Quiet Rest Register at the

Most Centrally Located Rates Reasonable.

83-85 State Street. BATH Hot and Cold Water.

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SAVE THE BANDS For each person sending in 250 bands gets a Poker or PenocMe Deck of Cards. Largest number of bands collected by Feb. 23: Kissel Car; second, Briscoe; third, Chevrolet.

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FOUR SIZES 10 STRAIGHT 2 for 25c 3 for 50. $1,000 DIVIDENDS 108 CASH PRJZES.

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Sc Straight Clear Havana Shade Grown Wrapper. R. T. WILLIAMS - Distributor Northern Indiana. Phone 2045 Hammond. SOS Hbhnmn Street,

Phone 2890

EXPERTS

Your friends can buy anything you can give them EXCEPT YOUR PHOTOGRAPH

Phone 74

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Indiana's Most Fashionable and Exclusive Ladies' Tailors and Dressmakers.

155 East State St. (Artemes Bldg.)

Hammond, Ind. Patronized by Indiana's Most Fashionable

One Trial is All We Ask " To Convince You

SGSBBBBBB. EXPERT PHOTOGRAPHER 635-637 Hohman St. (straube bws.) Hammond, Ind.

When in need of a Plumber call Phone 342. MAX SCIivtlOT Plumbing and Heating ALL WORK GUARANTEED ESTIMATES FURNISHED. Tires, Auto Accessories and Tire Repairing. Phone Hammond 342. 702 South Hohman St.

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Incorporated MANUFACTURERS OF HIGH GRADE MILL WORK Sash, Doors, Mouldings, Interior Finish and Fixtures

247-257 Calumet Ave. and South Shore Lines. HAMMOND, INDIANA.

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