Hammond Times, Volume 11, Number 146, Hammond, Lake County, 7 December 1916 — Page 4

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THE TIME 3 "Wednesday. Dee. 6. 1916 THE TIMES.NEWSPAPERS ST THE LAKE COUHTY TWmSQ & PUSUSHEO C0MTA1T. TRIPLE TUNNEL UNDER ENGLISH CHANNEL ALMOST A CERTAINTY; ZE3S3 1 S3 WAK TEACH KS BRITAIN TO CEASE FEAR OF INVASION BY TUBE

Ti Ttmai Smi Calec-XadtMa Harbor. xpt Hudtr. Satr t tt etofflco la Xut Chic, NoTmbr It. llli. Tt lk County Tlm Dally zcpt Saturday aa4 Sualay. EsUr4 tk poatofflea ia HaramonA. Juna St. 1. The Lak County Ttma Saturday " aa miklr aditloa. entered at tk aoctoffiea la Eimmond, rbruarr , 111. Tb 3ry Evening TJm Dny xcpt Swnday. Entered at taa tffle is Gary, April 11. 111. , 11 oa4r t& aet ot Kareft M. MTi. aa aooad-claaa matter.

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NO POSTHUMOUS PUFFS FOR JACK. Somethinr that Jack London will be remembered by is the fact that at his funeral neither priest nor clergy officiated; there was no benediction, no expression of a hope of immortality. His body was thrown to the purg-Ins flames to be speedily returned to the ashes whence It came. " London hoped for a better society, a more equitable state, and the brotherhood of man. He gave striking evidences of his firm belief in the Golden Rule; and his mind grasped the wonderful significance of the Sermon on the Mount. But Jack could not grasp the greatest hope of all and he went to his death an Infidel! Poor Jack: Laporte Herald. Jack London was honest and so "he went to his death an infidel!" He entertained no delusion about funeral preachments so, "he went to death an infidel!" He scorned the laudatory sham of some preachers who for $10 will endeavor to preach a whited sepulchre into heaven so, "he went to his death an infidel!" Who has the right to call Jack London an infidel? Because he declined to have a mawkish crowd of curiosity seekers gather to say "how natural he looks; because hei did not desire a clergyman, nor music, nor flowers there, must he be "poored" and pitied? Better his body thrown to the refining flames rather than committed to magots and worms. Jack London wanted no hollow benedictions sal J over his rotting corse. 0 Jack London went to face his Maker with courage and fearlessness. Ha went into the Presence of the Almighty ready to be punished or rewarded aa he lived his life. He needed no earthly intercessor, for well Jack London knew that before "Him all tubs stand on their own bottoms. No morbid handkerchief-squeezer went away from Jack London's funeral with caustic jabs at the preacher for his sepultural flattery; no doddering grave digger put Jack London to bed with a shovel, nor will any turn over his skull In future years, with an "Alas, soor Yorick, I knew him well," no real estate promoters will ever invade his charnel house and make it part of the site for a row of two story fiats. The handful of ashes left when the steel bed rolled out of that cleansing furnace have been blown to the four winds that sigh requiems and bear singing birds in that beautiful Imperial valley.

SHOULD COLD STORAGE. BE ABOLISHED? We suggest to the Lake county legislators that Indiana would do well to get in line with New York and other states who are going after cold storage hammer and tongs this winter. "t ught. to, be made a crime to any person or persons, who build, rent, own or use -any; building in Indiana for the purpose of cold storage, or to any one selling cold storage food, knowing it to be such. . ' Fornferly when fish, fowl,, eggs, fruit, etc., were plentiful, the middle and poorer classes enjoyed them in their season while they were fresh and at a reasonable price. When scarce through natural causes one was willing to pay the price or go without. Now the people are simply held up at any season to suit the convenience and profits of-certain descendants of Captain Kidd. - ' Another objection to cold storage, and in itself sufficient to utterly condemn it, is the fact that millions of dollars' worth, of foodstuffs are withdrawn from the, market and placed where the flavor of the food is completely ruined. We defy any one to tell blindfolded, what he is eating if tha cold storage stuff is cut up into bits so the shape i3 not distinguishable.

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Proposed English Channel subway. A triple tunnel under the English channel thirty-two miles in length, connecting: England and France, is now practically a certainty of the near future. The plans are all made. Two bores wifl accommodate railroad trains and a third, smaller and beneath, will be for drainage The tunnel will cost $80,000,000 to construct.

ing frocks offered more entertainment! Dancing to the strains of the Honolulu banjo! Oh, Virginia reel! Oh, Blue Danube waltz! What the dickens is this country coming to, we ask?

HAVE A FAD OF YOUR OWN. Have some sort of fad for the sake of recreatin, even if it is nothing more than making a collection of moths and butterflies. You need something to relieve your mind something which will bring thoughts different fcom those you must have in the work-a-day struggle. However, do not become so interested in outside things that you encroach on the time necessary for succeeding in your business. In adopting a fad, select something light and restful, not so deep as to give you brain fag; for choice, something which will take you out into the open air and give you exercise. There Is nothing more beneficial to most people than walking. Take hikes into the country This is better done with definite purpose. Go and tack within a given time; have a genuine destination. Walk fast. Don't lag. Study the birds in your locality their names, haunts, and modes of living. Perhaps you get enough exercise with your daily grind of work. If so, lake up the study of some subject which will improve your mind. Brain work is just as necessary to healtn as physical exercise. Follow" the Gary system in your daily life. It works out well. Desplaines News.

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INDIANA women to fisht for .the ballot. Better that they fight in a butter and egg boycott to reduce the H. C. of L.

IF GEN. VON BISSING is enslaving the Belgian . population as has been stated why aren't some f the London paragraph bright enough to refer to him as Simon Legree?

IF SCRAP papers keeps on mounting in price we see where dollar bills will be bringing; 11.10 each from the junk dealers.

CONGRESS has at least made one sensible move. Bill introduced to raise wages of all clerks getting less than $1,800 a year. There's hopes the government Will yet become as humane as a soulless corporation.

EAT ric.et and grow fat. says southern exchange. You probably have noticed how fat the rice-eating Japs and Chinese are.

NOW we do see where Germany is going to get into trouble. One of her submarines had the temerity to sink a Standard Oil ship.

KNEW the cost of Jiving would lead to something. Fort Wayne is blossoming out with a twenty-five and fifty-

IT THERE'S a potato famine in Ireland how d'ye expect 'em to be plentiful here?

WELL, this is a queer world, all right. Owing to the cost of material, cigars and women's hosiery are to be shorter. '

AFTER hearing of all the vicej that the city council eays is going on in Gary we thought it was a reform. administration the steel corporation promised if the voters would only oust Tom Knotts.

"THE CHILDREN'S YEAR." To our neighbor beyond the River Calumet, the newspaper of the same name, we are indebted for an interesting account of charity balls as they are essayed in South Chicago. Effervescent youth seems to have taken over the social mortgages of the community; handsome gentlemen with a tinge of grey at their temples, indicating that they have tasted of the vine of life, and clever matrons, mothering debutantes, no longer seem to he in the ascendancy. It is the year of the "younger set." The best that can be said ofthe charity ball is that it is an innocent pastime, hardly purposeful, and arrayed in eleemosynary habilments that cloak the desire for participation in a gala event rather than a resolve to aid those too poverty stricken in these prosperity-wallowing days to have enough coin of the realm to buy Victrola records, seven dollar pumps, Worcestershire sauce and thirty-two cent oleo! After this dubious- information it is prqbable that a part of THE TIMES! constituency, still possessing a weakness for charity balls, will be grieved to learn that the grand march was dispensed with at the neighboring affair. Alas! promenades and grand marches, invented for what no one knows, but pretty and fascinating nevertheless, are no longer in vogue. Charity balls are "junior charity balls in this profane age. Hence the waltz, the one-step, the fox trot, and all the "polite variations." For orchestra there was the formal array of players, some of whom musicked when Grover Cleveland was In the White House, men who played the weddings and hops of a generation before the union scale came in vogue, men who have dined at midnight for a raft of years and lived through it. For music there was that which came from Hawaiian ukeleles. Contraptions that lately lulled dusky poi eaters to memories ; of the glories of pineapple picking gave forth the tunes that set shapely ankles awhirl. The country's social arrangements are indeed smelted in a new fire. A charity ball without a grand march! A formal function graced with the fox trot! The card room of old deserted because the riotous colors of danc-

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Pains And Aches. Yield to Sloan's Liniment, The Family Friend.

Wh'n your joints become stiff, your circulation poor, and your suffering makes you irritable, an application oi Sloan's Liniment gives you quick relief kills pain, starts up a good circulation, relieves congestion. It easier and cleaner to use than mus.v plasters or ointments, acts quickly an 1 does not clog the pores. It does nut stain the skin. You don't need to rub it penetrate". Certainly fine for rheumatism, stilt neck, fciatfta. lame back, toothache, etc. For sprains, strains, bruises, black and blue spots, Sloan's Liniment reduces the pain and eases the soreness. Its use Is so universal that you'll consider Sloan's Liniment a friend of the whole family. Your druggist sells it in 25c, 50c. and $1.00 bottles.

AFTER reading some of the well gotten up advertisements boosting certain sets of books there Is no desire for the latter because the work of the ad writer is better than that of the

author. '

KNOCK "h . put of the. cost of living" says government bulletin. As w'a become more of a socialist aB prices mount we are in favor Of joining any movement that has for its' purpos knocking h out of flour, coal and cold storage speculators.

SECRETARY M'ADOO says the treasury will have a $118,000,000 deficit in 1918. Around here Just before ,-eiection he said we had a third of tHe world's gold and in 1918 we would have half of It.

SA6E TEA TURNS wm m It's Grandmother's Recipe to Bring Back Color and . Lustre to Hair..

That beautiful, even shade of dark, glossy hair can only be had by brewing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Your hair Is your charm. It makes or mars the face. When It fades, turns gray or streaked, just an application or two of Sage and Sulphur enhance its . appearance a hundredfold. Den"t bother to prepare the mixture; you can get this famous old recipe improved by the addition of other ingredients for 60 cents a large bottle, all ready for u.e. It is called Wyeta' Sage and Sulphur Compound. This can always be depended upon to bring back the natural color and lustre of your hair. - ' Everybody uses "Wyeta'a" Rage and Sulphur Compound now because It darkens so naturally and- evenly that nobody can tell it haa been applied. You simply dampen a sponge 6r soft brush with ia and draw this through the hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning the gray, hair has disappeared, and after another application It becomes beautifully dark and appears glossy and lustrous. This roady-to-ue preparation is a delightfultoilet requisite for those who desire 'dark hair-and a youthful appearance. It Is not Intended for the cure, mitigation or" prevention of disease. Adv.

TIMES FASHION DEPARTMENT

LADY'S BLCfUSE.

By Atubel Worthington, The present vogue of the blouse that is

worn over the skirt would make it aeem that the garment ia here to stay. It is cut straight from the shoulder .and on the loose lines of the chemise frock that is so exceedingly popular. In a few instances it bas proven its secret worth in hiding the partly worn, or soiled portion of a skirt. One will look longingly at the blouse in the illustration, not alone because of the collar of groat renown, which is laced a bit up tbe front, but as well because of the treatment at the waixtline to gain the panel effect. Tbe ribbon sash, inserted through slashes .t the sides, draws the fulness to the back and holds it there by tying loosely. The blouse is made to slip on over the head and may be developed in silk, wool, poplin, satin, serge or velvet. The cuffs, on sleeves that am easily full, are of self-

nmterial. but the collar will be attractive in contrasting goods. If a square collar t He more to your likinc you maybave it, as

1 rlie pattern is perforated for this style size 34 to 40. To make in size 36 requires lo; If you care for fringe you may add 24 yards of 36 inch material, with X yard t this trimming to the ollar edge, as it is 27 inch contrasting goods for the collar. quite fashionable. To obtain the pattern send 10 cents to

The blouse pattern A'o. S.079. cut in the office of this publication.

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You'll Find Gift selections easily made at McGarry's our stocks of liQliday goods are most complete. Your Friends Prefer Gifts of M'cGarry Quality. They look for the name on the gift box. Don't disappoint them. Come here and choose their gifts now.

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