Hammond Times, Volume 8, Number 147, Hammond, Lake County, 28 November 1913 — Page 6
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cept Saturday and Sunday. Entered at ! the postofflce In Hammond, June 28. 1
1906.
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1911.
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cept Sunday. Entered at the postoffice In Gary, April 13, 1918.
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THE TIMES.
onld class at the next legislative ses-
sionJ Th the meantime those who are
disappointed now can be kept sweet until a class advancement permita of
the creatioa of more places on the payroll.
MENU for today: Turkey
hash; for tomorrow: Turkey
patties.
CAN It be that the continued ab
sence In Mext'-o of John Lind Is due to his having acquired a likeness for
chile con came?
"EVA Tangnay a bride," reads a
headline. "I don't care."
IIKAHD it pood deal of the Frlarvsa
Alice at Ike White House weddtna- In
1IMMI but n one referred to the last bride as I"r1m-e Jennie.
CHAMP CLATUC says that he was able to get jobs for only three of his constituents. Thus It will not take a professor of mathematics to figure out horn many embassies and port collectorshtps the Hon. John B. Peterson will have to hand out.
WHAT the high schools of the future will teach: Sex hygiene, eugenics, Latin, and for literature the 'Common Law." The tango will be taught in the gymnasium.
TALKING of having winter Chan
tauquas In this case Secretary Bryan
won t have to be so economical dur ing the snowy months.
TOM LAWSOX advise the common herd to aell their steel atwk. Tm
must be short "a steel common, aad
preferred.
NOTICE that the word "obey" was
left out In the White House wedding
ceremony. Might as well leave the word out In all ceremonies. Hapless
bridegrooms will find that it is flc tlon.
BRAZIL has sent ns 78,000 sacks
.Tel. it of co$ee. Probably as compliment to
DOWAGER Empress of Russia wants
to quit her country and board at Buck Ingham palace.
Advertising solicitors will be sent, or
rates given on application.
If you hart any trouble getting The Times notify the nearest office and
have It promptly remedied.
LARGER PAID VP CIRCULATION
THAN ANY OTHER TWO SKW8-
PAPERS IN THE OAXUMRT MJECIOX.
ANONIMOUfl communications wi!
not be noticed, but others will be
printed at discretion, ud should be
addreseod to The Editor, Times, Him-
soand, lao.. Stated meeting Garfield Lodge, No.
869, F. and A. M.. Friday, November 28, ) 8 p. m., F. C degree, Visitors welcom-j. 1
It. S. Galer, See, E. M. Shanklin, W. M.
THOSE who are complaining that
T. E. He can have more than three whie hoi8e ejdinp cme Jut once
cups now. GOVERNOR B LEASE of South Carolina, has released 900 convicts during his term of office. This Is one way of reducing the cost of prison maintain-ence.
HETTY GREEN SATS EAT ONIONS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG. HOWEVER, THIS WON'T INTEREST SUCH OF OUR READERS WHO ARE NEWLY
MARRIED.
in ten years should rememlrer that
Mr. Wilson still has two very pretty
unwedded daughters.
IT is estimated that 327.987 quarts
of cranberries were consumed In In
dtana yesterday. You don't have to
believe this as it is only an estimate.
IT'S all right to send a holiday pack
age now to a man and mark It: "Don't
open until Xmaa." But no woman
could resist the temptation.
r pod 1 JlTjS
kM DAY
Hammond Chapter No. 117, R. A. M. Special meeting Wednesday; December 3, Royal Arch degree. Visiting companions welcome. Refreshments.
1XDIA.V SUM ME It-
There eame a darknru on the autuma
hllla
That suddenly hid the glory of the
90 R. & a M. I leaven,
assembly, first Tuesday each, I The rich, high tapestries) of the earth's
J. W. Morthland. Recorder.
Hung by a mad magician In the night.
Hammond Council No.
Stated month.
Hammond Commandery Nov 41, K. Ta
Regular stated meeting Monday, I Hashed rains descended,
December 1, Temple degree. (Sir Knights welcome.
Visiting
SEARCHING the newspapers day
by day is beginning to pall on those
having friends in Mexico or suspecting they may have.
EVERY once in a while young men
are. reminded that they cannot be too careful to learn to love only the sort
of girl who will not bring fruit.
d a -veil of
mist
Shut from my eyes the crimson aad the
gold.
Imperial purple and embroidered red
That wrapped the walls of God. Beauty
waa loert
To one who craved It In that solemn
time.
The sad year's long, slow-marching aft
ernoon
Then lo! I saw a la bib at the valley's
door,
Aad a J ounjr atlrl vtlth summer van
tahed smile
rassed down the stinging corridors, and
blamed
With nu mJiaculona) the . vestured
hills
I followed her, strange ghost of the
lost June.
Until the kingly pomp of autumn fell
be adopted and improved Without I In tragic ruin up and down the world,
some little irritation on the nart nf Charles Hanson Towne, In Alnalee'a.
those who do not reap all the benefits
they exoect and desire. I FOURTEEN years for a Chicago
Like all public movements it do- chauffeur for running over a man and
mands a public spirited support and killing him! In most cities he could
concessions from some to others morelnave SQOt nim ful1 ' lead or a frao
fortnnatelv located, to' tha end that J tion of that term.
all may profit in greater or less de gree.
In the section between Joliet and
A TWIST IN THE LINCOLN HIGHWAY.
It is not to be expected that the route of the Lincoln Highway is to
TALKING about short skirts, that's
nothing to the shortage in dressed beef.
IT seems to be taking Senor Huerta
longer than four women to say good
bye. . .
CHEERING NEWS.
Apropos -the announcement that
the democratic tariff would reduce the cost of living we beg leave to call attention to- the following headlines of the past few days:
"EGGS MAY REACH SEVENTY
CENTS."
"RAILROADS SEEK. TO RAISE
FREIGHT RATES."
"COST OF SHOES TO ADVANCE
WITH BEEF PRICES."
Friday, Nov. 28,' 1913.
BY IVIORT 1VI. BURGER Oswald Wins The Girl This Time. "Olivers" Turn Next.
if
I VrfOflY OSWALD rfc4
CHEAP WH5M I PASS I YOU THlMIC
IT Isn't difficult to guess where
Secretary Lane got the information
that "money can be handled more
safely by women than by men."
COPENHAGEN has approved of the
tango. It also approved of Dr. Cook.
best. In the August Commoner these
words appear: "The Commoner will be able to present to Its individual readers, and through its multitude ef exchanges to a still larger audience, the Government's side of the questions under discussion "W. J. BRYAN."
If the State Department could be
used to boom the circulation of a pub
lication, then what about the vast
advantage of the post office depart
ment, were one to follow the example
Bet by the great Secretary of State himself? If we are to Judge from a
Washington despatch to The Sun thl
imitative idea appears to have hit the Peoria editor with such force that he
communicated its brilliancy to Rep
representative Stone of Illinois:
'Persons who have read the letter (to Mr. Stone) say that Mr. rindell proposed in the letter to the Peoria member of Congress a plan by which, they should collaborate in the matter of making recommendations for postmasters f in that Congressional district. It . is said that Mr. Pindell proposed that each postmaster recommended should be instructed to act as the agent practically of -Mr. Findell's newspaper In his particular locality, presumably to take suscrlptiona and forward them, to make collections, and generally become useful in promoting the interests "of the newspaper." No surprise should be now express
ed as to why the master cherished to his bosom so keen a competitor for business to such a degree that he wished to export this adept pupil to foreign lands for at least year. Mocking birds should not p-erch too near to a cash register. -New, York Sun.
OUR WISE PRESIDENT. Eastern editor remarks that President Wilson has been subject to less
criticism than any of his predecessors.
Mr. Wilson is wise. The doings of his secretary of state are sufficient to draw the fire of the critics and with such a superb buffer the man in the white house manages to go through the blaze unscatched.
HIM WITH M.TS 1T&:X N2J- CT&rV I J V" V V"V) FWtl Tn MIS C VfcE f i'u.' SbfttNKLB "THv ( v f sf T-. (WvSTi T MAT?) I roa nmvh taocs, hh yOV 5 f RJ-C "
EATING onions every day may be a nerfprtlv c-rvWI wit in nrnlnnir life
Dyer. Ind., there has arisen a compli- l ,0 v,t , tn ' . land even better way to spite ones
heirs.
cation which, it is hoped, can be ad
justed without a ripple of friction
The main road, the old Sauk Trail,
was the route selected by the topo-ljjjg
grapners. 1 nis route extends tnrough Brown's Corners, about a mile south
of Chicago Heights. At this point
the Chicago branch of the highway
extends north through Chicago
Heights.
Through a misapprehension the officials of the Lincoln Highway Association, answered in the affirmative a query from Chcago Heights asking If the highway passed through that city, and asked the Chicago Heights
people to so mark It.
Our good friend3 at Chicago
Heights are "live ones." They grasp
ed the opportunity and have "blazed"
MASTER AND THE PUPIL.
When the history of American Journalism comes to be written a separate volume should be devoted to the works and methods of Messrs. Bryan and Pindell. They belong to a new ' school, or rather it would be more correct to say that they are the illustrious joint founders of a school that unites the ideals of practical statesmanship with the arduous task of progressive publishers in the opening era of new freedom. Messrs. Bryan and Pindell must be treated together in one volume for the very
same reason that In the study of any
the Lincoln Highway north through great age of art tne master is made to
their town and west again on the lit
tle used and poorly improved "North
road."
Of course this is a mistake. The route follows the direct route over the South road. This road is being
improved fast and has been designat
ed as a state and road. It is probable the highway commissioners will make this road from Dyer to Frankfort one of the finest of the. links in
the great national highway.
It is three miles shorter than the route now marked through Chicago Heights and If it is made into a six
teen foot, well crowned, rolled and oiled macadam road all the powers could
not divert the traffic to the longer
and impossible road to the north.
The south road is shorter, has bet
ter grades and less dangerous cross
ings. It is the logical road and the
error in location must be adjusted.
Our Chicago Heights friends will
be on the Chicago branch and will not suffer greatly by surrendering good naturedly to what, after all, is the logical and must be the ultimate
route. Joliet Herald. ;
show his profound influence over his most distinguished pupil. Was there ever more perfect mimicry of the practical ideals of the Commoner than the alleged methods of the Peoria Journal? The only query is as to whether or not the pupil has not surpassed the master In his workaday aspirations. But that there has been a striking affinity of the soul between the cash drawer in Lincoln, Neb., and the cash drawer in Peoria, 111., 13 beyond question.
"VESTS are to be worn liy women." Well .they don't hook up the back anyway.
WHAT is going to happen when they try to collect Tammany's in-i come tax at the source?
WHEN DOG WAGS HIS TAIL. ' There is a certain young man in Lowell who is very elated and says he
has practically won the girl now that her dog begins to wag its tail when
he opens the gate.
AT least Mexico has equal suffrage. The men don't dare to vote and the women are not permitted to.
OKTHS aicaianigai has been re
leased from prison on account of 111 health. Is he going to open an office In Wall street, to?
RELIEF IN SIGHT. Although Mayor-elect R. O. John
son will have something like 300 Jobs
at his disposal there are twenty ap plicants for each position.
It is lucky for the mayor-elect that
Gary will have a good chance to be
First, let us view the master at his advanced from the fourth, to the sec-
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