Hammond Times, Volume 7, Number 282, Hammond, Lake County, 16 May 1913 — Page 6

'Friday, May 16, 101?,

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A. SET TO SARE THE MOONLIGHT.

The dew, the rain and moonlight

All prove onr Father's mind. The dew. the rain and moonlight Come dam to bless Mankind, Come let ua aee that all men Have land to catch the rain.

Have grasa to annre the anherea of dew.

And field apread for the igralni

Yea, we would tve to each poor man

Ripe wheat, aad popples red, A peaceful place at evening;. With the stars Junt overhead: A Bet to snare the moonlight, A sod up read to the aunt

A place of toll by daytime. Of dreams whesi toll la done. American Masaslne.

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Stated meeting; Garfield Lodge, No. 965. F. and A. M. Friday, May 16, 8 p. m. E. A- degree. Visitors welcome. R. S. Galer, Sec, E. M Shanklin, W M.

R ANDOM THINQS A IND FLINQS

AWFULLY disconcerting To Find that you Have Saved Knough to go on a fluhlng trip. And then learn that the Money will He needed to buy A New Icebox.'

SUM 12 of the Chicago Sunday papers are giving away soap with each copy. Well, there's no doubt that the readers ought to use soap after reading some of the Chicago papers.

"IfflllYAN is satirized by F.ngllsh papers for sending fleet to Mediterranean," says a cable dispatch. Now when

did Mr. Bryan become president?

strength of forces they have enlisted

by means of personal canvass, malign

ing the project and lying about It.

One man whose business it is to know

the situation thoroughly poo-hooed

the Idea of a serious opposition yes

terday. He claimed that at least 2,000 names will have to be signed to the petition in order to deter the city from putting through the improvement. There are over 6,000 property owners in the city and the majority should rule even if the opposition does grow up to the expectation, of leaders. With all due respect to those opposing the deep sewer It looks as if It will go through and save for Hammond the name of at least being a live city of the Calumet region. The men who oppose this sewer are simply hanging a millstone around the necks of their little children. What is it going to do to Hammond in five years to be deprived of this

improvement? Now look at It seri

ously.

the lord is "WISE.

HENNERY Coldbottle says he is

not surprised to see so many odcMooking people nowadays when half of us are being innoculated with turtle serum, frog fluid, goat serum, goat

imph, hammamelis, eucalyptus,

snake bitters or some other reviver.

MAN down in Lawrenceburg, Ind., ried to swat a fly on a mule's back and

the mule broke three of his ribs. Hard to tell which is the greater Jackass.

Hammond Chapter No. 117 R. A. M. Special meeting Wednesday, May 21. Royal Arch degree. Visiting companions welcome.

Hammond Council No. 90 R. and S. M. Stated Assembly first Tuesday each month. Class of candidates Tuesday, June 3rd. J. W. Morthland. Rec, R. & Galer. T. L M-

COULDNT STAND THE THOUGHT.

"Octogenarian Walks Through Lake County." Times Headline. Old enough to know better than to stop, eh? South Bend Tribune.

vell he stopped long before he

reached St. Joseph county, dreading

the effect of South Bend on his sys

tem.

Hammond Commandery, No 41 K. T. Stated meeting May 19, 8 p. m. Red Cross degree. Visiting ' Sir Knights welcome..

PROGRESS DEMANDS CONSTANT GROWTH AND BETTER ORGANIZATION. Growth is not a struggle to avoid

work. It is a struggle to eliminate useless work in order to do better

things.

When life is an effort to avoid

work we have the tramp. When it is to avoid useless work we have the

captain of industry.

The most valuable man in any busiaess is the one whose labor it is to save the economic waste and make

the work of every laborer produce its utmost for the time occupied and tho

materials used.

To make 100 busy men do as much

is 300 busy men did before is a won

derful task. It requires an Edison, a

Bell, or a James J. Hill; and such

men as these are hard workers.

To discover an easier way to do

things is rarely if ever accomplished

by- lazy men Invention is a chronic disease and system Is a passion. To

eliminate labor Is a science, and the

true scientist is not content with one

discovery.

When men eliminate labor to gain ease, they decay and fail. Efficiency is the true goal of elimination; and

business systems are originated by

men who want to do more work.

A system of cost accounting mean3 many hours of labor; but its result is the kind of knowledge that enables a

merchant to rid himself of what is

unnecessary so that he may do effec

tlvely the t'alngs that pay. An in

vention may throw a thousand men

out of work, but it compels them to become adjusted to a new and better

condition and in the end leads t

efficiency.

" PAINLESS BULLETS.

Experiments are being made in this

country with what is called "the nar

cotic bullet." A minute particle of

morphia Is used.

The drug is carried in tiny wells

in the steel jacket of the regulation

army bullet. The inventor asserts

that it in no way interferes with the

effectiveness of the missile.

The slight indentation in the steel acket causes no splintering when it

comes in contact with the bone, and

no deleterious effects will follow, the

unique administration of the drug.

The soldier receiving a slight flesh

wound from the new bullet fights no

more that day; he calmly fctretches

himself on the ground and goes to

sleep.

The man receiving a serious wound

suffers no agony, as the narcotic from

the bullet is absorbed by his system

and he is insensible to pain before he

reaches the hospital.

WHY INDEED?

As the big Shrine convention at

Dallas is now over it may be interest

ing to note that the California

Shriners went on a SDecail train

carrying half a carload of oranges

10,000 packages of raisins, 10,000 packages of figs and 100 cases of wine

to be given away enroute. Sounds

well but why all the fruit?

Scientist declares that all of the angels In heaven are bald-headed.

It's a good thing. Think of what hair-pulling

there would be among the first second, and

third wives of a widow er who married a cou pie of times.

one of the causes conies from the Gary

Tribune. Year ago it said that all sub

scription contests were notorious

schemes whereby girls were made to

fleece their friends. Now it is up to the same trick itself.

READING the Cosmopolitan magazine is doing a literary tango, turkey trot, and the grizzly hug.

"BOWSER SEES A $25,000,000 TKUMIXAL" Times' headline. Wouldn't have cost the Chesterton statesman any more to have seen a $50,000,000 one. Why be so sparing?

- THE best war is war upon war.

"IT Is a significant fact that Diogenes did not use a mirror." Marlon Chronicle. It Is mighty lucky that Diogenes wasn't a barber.

LIGHT READING FOR THIS WARM WEATHER.

TEN to one that It rains on Decora

tion day.

"G. A. Fair

baugh, city judge of South

Bend, and G. C Clark, a manu

facturer of

Mlihiwt ka.

called on members of the

finance committee to urge the revision of

the tariff on

aluminum." -Washington dispatch to the Indian apolis News.

THE TRUTH ABOl'T KISSING.

(Steubenvllle Dispatch to Philadelphia punctuation

Inquirer.) Real kisses soon become monotonous, according to Mrs. Minnie Slentz, who, in her divorce testimony, said: "Some couples may kiss each other right up until they are sixty, in an attempt to fool themselves into thinking that their kisses have the genuine heart glow of the first month of marriage, but It is ail bosh. Real kissing becomes monotonous during the second year( intermittent from the fourth to the sixth, and stops entirely before the eighth year of married life."

WHILE the general tendency Is to

ward peace we can hardly see any

chance for the organization of an asso

ciation of ex-presidents.

DON'T KNOW, HAZEL!

Our dashing writer, Hazel Nutt

wants to know who put the punc into

Perhaps same fellow

who put the punctuation into punk.

MONTGOMERY CO. NOM BNCIATL RE.

(From the Crawfordsville Journal.)

Mrs. Dan Lookablll and son of

Crawfordsville came Thursday for a

visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs, Jasper Densmore.

Word was received here this week

of the birth of a son to Mr. and Mrs.

Jesse Airhart of Greencastle. Mrs.

Alrhart was formerly Miss Bertha

Hovermale of this place.

Doris Toney of Darlington visited

her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. M. W.

Summers this week.

Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Click and son of Roachdale. spent Wednesday night

with Joe Click and wife.

"WHAT causes arterlo-sclerosls?" Is

question asked old Doc Evans. Well,

DON'T notice any great rush of proud

parents to name their babies after hiz zoner, the Hon Thomas R. Marshall.

as minimum wage standards ror i railed to seize premier Asquith or

working women, are no part of the someone equally important to the essential marrow of dispute. (government machinery, they will now

Will the Republicans ever consent bring their measures forcibly to the

to the recall of judges, to grant to attention of the court itself by

the people "the ultimate authority to snatching some royal kidlet and get

determine fundamental questions of ting the royal nerves on edge. It ha

social welfare and public policy" by been pointed out that there would

voting to sustain or reverse desci- have to be assistance from the inside sions of the courts on these ques-'to carry out such a plot. But the tions? suffragettes answer, "Have not some

Or will the Progressives give up of the ladies of the royal household

this part of their programme just as, 'already been asked to resign because

since the passage of the Sixteenth and of their suffragette leanings?" Nat-

Seventeenth Amendments, it might be urally, the position of the ladies-ln-

supposed that they would find un

necessary their pledge "to provide a

more easy and expeditious method of amending the fundamental Constitu

tion?" says the New York Sun.

Unless the Republicans or the Pro

gressives yield on this point, how can

they come together? The Republi

cans cannot yield; if they do not

stand for the security and inviolabili-

waiting is not enviable one.

GEMS OF YOUTHFUL WISDOM. Schoolboys' erudition in England is shown in these gems, which are called "howlers" in the land from which they came: "In a certain reformatory were

ty of constitutional justice unsubject-1 confined criminals of all sorts, some ed to the winds of popular passion, 'guilty of murder and some of sul-

they will be swept away.

THE RAIN IS NEEDED.

cide."

"We are taught that an ox or an ass could be pulled out of a, pit on Sunday, but must not fall in." "The pipe of Hermes is a ther-

CHANCE FOR SCENARIO WRITERS

This is a cable clipping:

OPORTO. The most remarkable survivor of ' the " wrecked steamer Venroze is a ten-months-old baby, washed ashore in a blanket two days after the disaster. What a wonderful inspiration for a motion-picture drama this clipping affords! Would-be scenario writers who have been longing for a plot get busy.

THAT DEEP SEWER. Advocates of deep sewage cannot help being puzzled by the attitude of those opposing the Hammond sewer In conducting their campaign against the project under cover of secrecy, refusing to state the approximate

VITAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

REPUBLICANS AND PR0GRES

srvEs.

In pondering the differences that

divide the Republicans from the Pro

gressives, mere subsidiary matters

however important some of them are

should be left out. Reform of th

representation In Republican national' conventions, for instance, ought to have been provided for years ago. Nobody wanted It so long as "this damned rascal" was seated from the South. Moreover, since progressive-

ism must keep on progressing, who knows if national conventions will not become as obnoxious as State conventions already are to the uncorapromissing absolutists of direct primary legislation? These things belong to the mechanics of government. The division of opinions on vital principles is what counts. The Republican party is progressive, as every living party must be. In the West at least it may be argued plausibly and perhaps soundly that the Republican and the Progressive are not far apart on many theories about what the latter call "social justice," but these, even If the older part is induced to accept the Roosevelt method of deal-

Lake county is developing a clim

ate as consistent and reliable as that mometer, for Hermes is the same as of Colorado. We are now in the mercury." midst of a regular wet season, with) "The difference between evaporarains daily in the afternoon and tion and boiling Is that evaporation furnace fires for night. You can al- is done by the warmth of the weather

DAUGHTERS OF ARMY OFFICER DO DARING STUNTS AT 'WASHINGTON HORSE SHOW

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for Goone County one term; representative i nthe General Assembly of Illinois three terms; State senator two terms; ( circuit Judge for six yenrn; raised a regiment fo rthe Spanish-American

War in 1898, and was commissioned colonel by Gov. Tanner, but the regiment was never called Into the service; was elected to the Fifty-eighth, Fiftyninth, Sixtieth and Sixty-first Congress, and re-elected to the Sixty-second Congress.

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LABOR NEWS

Miss Jennett Allen (left) and Misa Desha Allen taking the juinpa together. Two of the most daring riders at the recent horse show in Washington were the Misses Jennett nd Desha Allen, daughters of Major Henry T. Allen of the U. S. army. Miss Desha Allen caused spectators to catch their breath when she took what seemed a nasty cropper in the competition for post entries. Her horse, Yellcwstone Regent, mashed into the fence and went down, knocking the barrier over ana apparently falling on its rider. Miss Allen relieved the spectators by

umpinp up. neipmg per norse to its teet and remounting.

The Day in HISTORY

M A V JO IN HISTORY. 1841 Yucatan declared Its independence of Mexico. 1849 The city of Bologna capitulated to the Austi'lans. 1862. Union gunboats repulsed at Fort Darling--

186S President Johnson acquitted on

the vote In the Senate for his 1m peachment.

1879 New York reduced legal rate of

Interest fro m7 to per cent.1898 New military department of the Pacific created. 1900 Boer delegates arrived In New Tork; subsequently unofficially received by the President. 1905 Cabinet took Issue with President Taft over his proposal to buy Panama canal supplies in the world's market.

191z Body of King of Denmark arrives at Copenhagen and receives royal honors. TODAY'S BIRTHDAY HOXOHS. Former Congressman Charles Ti. Fuller of Illinois, is sixtyeiRht. He

was born In Illinois and After finishing school, studied law and was admitted

to the bar in 1870; was city attorney of

Belvldere two terms: State's attorney

American raw cotton shipped to Italy last summer amounted to $83,000,000. Foreign tailors in Jppan rec?lvp only 4') -ents a day. the hipbuildins yftrdd in Jap.nt are rvork:n. at high pTsnu"1. The building trades council of Omaha., Neb., has taken action against allowing any of the affiliated trades to raise their wages at this time. There are now nearly 4,000 concerns in the country engaged In canning and preserving, with an invested capital of 8119,207.000. Durlg the list year they paid over $100,000,000 for raw material and their finished product was $157,000.000. The Peoples League has sent out cards asking for an expression of opinion on whether St. Louisans should not refuse to pay more than 3 cents for riding on a street car on which they cannot get a seat. Lawrencevllle, Pa., Journeymen barbers now get $13 a week and half over

$20 collected during the week. Shaves hereafter will be 15 cents each, hair cuts 35 cents on Saturday; shops will close at 11 o'clock Saturday nights. Although the city of Toronto has secured for the people considerable power of control over, her street railways, anw now derives a large revenue from a tax on earnings, she has resolved to

go to municipal ownership and take over these properties, and also the property of a public lighting corporation. In a $100,000 hotel to be erected by Charles G. Dawes, president of the Central Trust company, lodging will be furnished to the unemployed at a cost not to exceed 5 cents. The meals will be served at cost. Some of these are figured at 3 cents, and none will be over 5 cents. A free employment agency will be maintained In connection with the Institution and credit will bo extended to the unfortunate upon their promise to pay when they find work again.

SIC

king Powder

Gream

is the most efficient and perfect of leavening agents MADE FROM PURE CftAM OF TARTAR No alum, lime or ammonia.

most depend on it that soon after luncheon that the Glooms will be on the job chasing Joys off the picture with little pitch forks and javelins. It's pretty soft out around Munster and Highland though. The truck gardeners don't mind it a bit. When it starts to pour accompanied by a racket from the heavens that sounds like the evacuation of Adrianople they hike for the house and sit through the storm engrossed in a catalogue of high priced motor cars;

picking a favorite to buy in the fall;

or a finishing school for Edythe.

The rain fairly pulls things out of the ground. .

MAY NAB ROYAL KIDLET. Many things have been attributed to the English suffragettes, but each day seems to bring something more terrible than its predecessor. The newest threat of the suffragettes is sufficient to make the detectives of Scotland Yard really apprehensive, because the women have fulfilled so many of their predictions that they are taken seriously. They are plan

ning now, it is said, to kidnap some

ing with the trusts and such fantasies J member of the royal family. Having

and boiling is done by heat."

"A hibernating animal is an Irish

man.

"Shakespeare was the author of

several games, only few of which are

played now." "Sir Thomas More, just before he was executed, removed his beard from the block for fear it should commit treason." "Sotto voce, in a drunken voice."

FRECKLES Now la the Time to Get Rid of These Vly Spots. There's no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the prescription othlne double strength Is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of othlne double strength from any first class druggist and apply a little of It night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. I Ui seldom that more than an ounce Is needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength othlne as this Is sold under guarantee of money back If It falls to remove freckles. Adv.

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We've been putting the final price cutting knife thrust into everything, to close with a surging mass of Bargain Buyers To-night and To-morrow.

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