Hammond Times, Volume 7, Number 266, Hammond, Lake County, 22 April 1913 — Page 4
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THE TIME3. Tuesday, April 22, 1913. THE TIMES NEWSPAPERS By The Lake Const? Frintla and Pobllshlas; Compaay. WOOD MEAL ESTOTE HEARD BY RUBE Assisted toy HENNERY COLDBOTTLE
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Stated Assembly first Tuesday each month. Class of candidates Tuesday, June Srd. J. W. Morthland, Rec, R. 3. Galer, T. I. M.
APRIIm
Sans; tbe snarlne on an amber mom
Earth be glad! An April day la bora.
Winter's done, nnd April'a In the KkJea,
Earth, look up with laughter n your
Putting off her dumb dismay of snow.
Karth bade all her unseen children B row.
Then the sound of ajrotrlnK In the air
Rone to God a liturgy of prayer.
And the thronared succession of the
days Uttered up to God a psalm of praise.
Laughed the running Hap In every vein
Laughed the running flurries of vrnrm rain
Laughed the life In every wandering
root. Laughed the tingling colls of bud and shoot ' "
God, In all the roueord of their mirth
Heard the adoration song of earth.
BEDROCK" la title of new scientific
magazine. At last we shall get at the
ottom of things.
READ that ex-King Manuel is to
marry a German princess. Seems to us that Manuel will have a hard time ex
plaining to his bride just where Gaby
came in.
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
We notice that a steerage Immi
grant arrived in New York from
Russia the other day.
Upon his person was found fifty
thousand dollars.
Nothing was said about not admit
ting HIM however. Ye gods no, we need the money. (
DR. Mary Holton says that amateur
mothers are responsible for ugly chil
dren. Well doc you can't be a professional without some experience can you? In other words when you never had any how are you going to be a
pro?
Hammond Commandery, No. 41, K. T. Regular meeting Monday, April 21 at. Malta degree.
Hammond Chapter, No. 117. R. A. M. Regular stated meeting Wednesday, April 83. Work, Royal Arch degree.
Stated meeting Garfield lodge No. 6S9. F. & A. M., Friday, April 25, 8:00 p. m. F. C. degree. Visitors welcomed R. S. GALER, Sec E. M, SHANKI.IN. W. M.
YES, WHY NOT?
Why don't you roast the administration, why don't you jump on to
mith, why don't your roast Brown.
why don't you denounce this, why
don't you knock the schools, why
don't you expose the churches, why
don't you report this, why don't you
report that why don't you turn
schoolboy and turn to destruction for a pastime if not for a livelihood asks the Marion Chronicle? Forty thousand questions count 'em forty thousand things like this. There are
a hundred and fifty thousand answers to all this ,and every one ought to know the moBt of them if only he will do his thinking with his brains and
not with his liver.
THE LIMIT REACHED. We take everything back that we ever said about the Indiana legis
lature. "Awfully sorry," "wont do it again" and all that stuff you know. California legislature has passed a law prohibiting moving pictures from showing girls with skirts flying in the wind. Can you beat it? Ever see any of these tight skirts flying in the wind?
THERE will be a lot of trouble over the fixing of the wool schedule. Not
the least of which will be the wild
and woolly oratory.
FRANCE might get even for that invasion by the Zeppelin dirigible by throwing a few tin cans and old shoe3 over the German border.
IT'S too bad that most women lack a keen sense of humor, else they could have a ripping good time over those new men's hat3 the green ones with the dinky bows at the back.
A CLEAN GLASS. In the majority of ice cream par
lors catering to the 5 and 10 cent
trade it i3 next to impossible to get soda served in a clean glass. After each customer the glass is rinsed, but not washed. Soda, unlike water, is
not swallowed in one or two gulps;
it is taken slowly say the Chicago
Tribune. One of the secrets of the soda dis -.penning trade is to prevent the cus
tomer from catching a glimpse of the
glass he is served in. This is done by violently squirting the soda in the
glass and causing the foam to rise to the brim. The boys work the trick so well that even the rinsing of the glass is most superficial. A New York physician who has made a study of these parlors calls the soda glass one of the most prolific of disease carriers. The drinking cup in the railway stations and tiivlns, he asserts ,is not nearly as virulent a disease agent as the soda glass. This physician uggest the use of paper soda water cups. The health
department will find the popular ice
cream parlors a profitable field for
Investigation.
JAW BREAKERS. The Times?, published at Hammond, prints 'the following relative to a coterie of officers, elected by the voters of their neighboring town, Just over the line in Illinois: "Messrs. Woscynski, Czaszwitz, Lewandowski, Mankowski and Stachovitz are patriots who have been elected to office in West Hammond. What chance has a man with an honest name like O'Connell, Malloy, McGinnity or Reilly in a town like this?' ' Of course, no human being can pronounce the names of those newly elected officers, but where in the world do they hail from, and who sent for them? If they refuse to emasculate those names, especially after being elevated to office In this land of the free, they should . be given their passports. We hava been years assimilating and otherwise modernizing the names transplanted from the . "ould sod" and tho "faderland," and have succeeded fairly well, but to tackle the Cz's, Woscy's, Vitz's and a passel Of Ski's Is carrying the assimilating busness just a trifle too far. Columbus Republican.
We have this to say for these gentlemen who have been honored by
the people of West Hammond. They have served the people across the
line faithfully and honeBtly, some
thing which some of their America
born predecessors failed to do. They
are wideawake American citizens
Up here we don't care what a man
name is as long as he is able to de
liver the goods. We have learned
to respect the men who have come to
this country from Poland and Hun
gary. The time will come when they will be the salt of the earth.
DON'T worry if wifle manifests any
uffragette symptoms. Think of the
roubles of the poor king of Slam, ev-
ry one of whose 407 wives has got the
uffragette bug.
LIFK must have been tough on Cain and Abel when they were kids. Couldn't tell the boss during the baseball season that they had to attend their grandmother's funeral.
MEXICO claims that its oldest thing
is a tree 5,000 years of age. Suppose
hat the tree is to Mex. what the
Sphinx to Egypt, what the Acropolis
sto Athens, and what the Erie depot
s to Hammond.
IT WAS IXFOKTUVATE. , (From the Klizabethtown News.) The Elkton Times is very much "sot up" because Todd county has produced Jefferson Davis, Roger Q. Mills, Benjamin H. Bristow and Attorney General McReynolds. The unfortunate thing is that they all left Todd county.
"COMMITTEES ON BABIES. ADJOURNS TO HOSPITAL.." Headline in Chicago Evening Post. Might have been better if It adjourned to and investigated some of the
bridge-whist parties.
CORRESPONDENT in the Chicago Daily News asks ' if all Turks have black hair. No, all haven't. Ever see the fiery shocks of the Hon. George
McGinnity, who makes tiie shady side
of Broadway the sunny side:
NOTE that moving pictures are to be taken of the various departments at work, in Washington. Seems to us that it will take a lot of practice for the departments to get proficient In the "work" end of it.
BY the way what is that "guzzling" dance that the Gary Trib talks about?
A JOLT AXD ITS EXDIXG. The groom is the young man who was assaulted and robbed by Homer Heath and Louis Ford several weeks
ago after he had befriended them by
giving them their dniner. He was
at that time living the life of a bachelor and it is possible the jolt he received Inspired him to a realization that man was not made to live alone. Mr. and Mrs. Babb are a fine
looking couple.
GOTHAM man claims the reputation
as champion kisser. shucks; Any bride of a week would claim the same
reputation for her husband.
SEE that 58 men in Gary have or
ganized independent business men's
political association. Hizzoner, the
Hon. Tom Knotts, is getting in his fine Italian hand rather early this year.
EVERYBODY IS DOIN' IT
It is announced
that the world's
waist-line Is to be encircled by a long arm of wireless sta
tions.
LIKE LAST WINTER'S SNOWS
Wonder how . many girls who are going to be married realize that the least thing remembered is the biggest wedding of last sea-season?
'STEEMED Chicago Trib. says that
germs exist on soda water glasses-. No
one ever accused microbes of resting
on the rims of the festive beer glasses.
Maybe they do though. It is possible that the germs get tanked up bo much
that they are unable to do any harm.
ICELAND is going "dry," says a ea
ble from Rejkjavik. But cheer up!
'Frisco has voted to have its exposition
"wet."
WASHINGTON dispatches have it
that Woodrow failed to shake hands
with 14,000 Jerseyites last Sunday. Bet
you we can get Up a list of 14.000 oth
er patriots who feci that Woodrow
gave them the shake long ago.
ECONOMIST u.ri that isn't no mack
that the cost of living; ban prone up
It Is tbat the value of money nan gone down. Well, whatever It Is, this la one
thlnic about which none of ua ran say,
'I should upset myself."
GIRDLES, for women may
be all right but give us the the sweet old-fashioned girl
with the white dress decorated with the o. f. red or
black sash.
"FOR a long time, people in Gary
have been groping for a feasible way of getting to Lake Michigan." Gary
Tribune.
. Those that stay sober don't have to
grope.
"TO unseat congressmen, says a, dispatch. Somebody please wire our John B. Peterson to lay In a supply ro LePage's glue.
No. 12. WE HAVE NO COMPETITORS. If this series of talks on Kenwood has given you our point of view about the
great city building, home making project which we have undertaken on the south side in Hammond, we are convinced that they have been worth while. We knew that once the people of Hammond were apprised of our plans.
learned the scope of the project, caught the spirit of the enterprise and then were con
vinced ot our ability to make good that they would come to us for homesites.
ihe one thing remaining to be settled m their minds is the matter of Price.
At this time the public who have followed these monologues, have probablv come to this conclusion, "WE ARE CONVINCED THAT KENWOOD IS OUR CONCEP
TION OF WHAT A RESIDENTIAL 'SUBDIVISION SHOULD BE. NOW HOW
DO YOUR PRICES COMPARE -WITH OTHER HIGH GRADE PROPERTY."
Kenwood lots within 200 feet of Glendale, and just as advantageously located.
cost one-half as much. Kenwood lots that compare favorably with the best inside lots in Home wood cost from one-half to two-thirds as much. In many cases we will sell
three of our best Kenwood lots for the price of two of the best Homewood lots. Nothing in the neighborhood of Kenwood can compete with it either in attractiveness or price. Go out and find your heart's desire in a homesite and we will duplicate it, throw in a landscape gardening plan, save you money in assessments and then save you from $800 to $1,000 besides. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO COMPETITION. When the public learns the facts about Kenwood there will be such a stampede in that direction as the real estate business has never known. We can accommodate just 100 purchasers. - To all who are interested we will be pleased to showr the property and there is no obligation to buy. .Help us build garden homes in Kenwood. Roscoe E. Woods, President. Frank Hammond, Secretary. Office Hammond Savings and Trust Company, Phone 62.
and administers public affairs. Even the restive Roosevelt observed this rule and did not attempt to interfere with the administration of McKinley. But no such sense of delicacy seems to have tinctured the personality of Mr. Marshall. He has made several speeches since he has been Vice President, all of them tactless, demagogic and of a kind to obstruct and embarrass the administration. No doubt by this time the President has revised his idea of giving the Vice President a conspicuous place in administrative councils. A man of so littlo consideration, so little discretion, so devoid of common sense and practical judgment, has no place among the President's advisers."
off your lamb chops yet? No? Well county Surveyor Webber
ISN'T IT SO? Sam Blythe says that Bryan la fecundius, orgulous and verbigerour. We don't pretend to know about all of this, but if he Is ' as verbigerous as the author of this phrase, it will take a long time to find much substance in what, he says Marlon Chronicle. We all have to admit the truth o
that statement. When Mr. Bryan
talks he says something! When Mr. Blythe talks, he himself doesn't know half the time what he Is talking about.
MONTENEGRO Is not very big but
apparently It is as capable of causing
trouble as a bee on the inside, of a shirt.
A LONDON electrical genius has invented a safe which can be opened
only by producing certain musical
tones. It isn't needed in this country. The American public gives up to the opera singers without any pretense of hiding the money.
A TURR'BLE BLOW. "What a blow to g. o. p. in Indiana that decision of Judge Remster at Indianapolis. It means the democrats and progressives will control Indiana election boards at the next election and thus prevent the k. o. p. expert counters from counting out men who were elected, as has been done In Lake county. Hammond Daily News. Yes the blow is sickening. 'Tis
heart rending! Especially so In Lake
county which the republicans carried, the progressives next, and the demo
crats last or third. In other words here in Lake county the republicans
and the progressives are the two lead
They will control the
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Court House. For a time the business
ection of the city was threatened. The
loss is estimated at $2,500. The build
ings were small frame structures.
RETl'HXS TO TELL EXPERIENCES,
John T. McCutcheon, the cartoonist,
who was graduated from Purdue in
S99, came back yesterday to tell the
students and factulty members about
his famous expedition into Africa.
A blow? Yes a "turr'ble" blow.
IN spite of the conclusions that might be drawn from American store
windows it. is not at all likely that
the Turkish indemnity will be accept
ed by the Balkan allies in the form of
second-hand rugs.
NEWSPAPER has a story
popular little stock actress, time we saw her she was a
stocky actress judging by her under
pinning.
of a Last little
DOESN'T HELP THEM. There are men who have been run
ning around, looking for jobs with
their tongues lolling out of their mouths ever since the first part of last November, Bhouting "I have been a life-long democrat."
Some of them have got so hoarse that they can just whisper it, but the jobs are no closer. It is a cruel
world.
LENA, BACK TO HUBBY.
Some time ago we printed the ap
peal ofrEditor Dean of the Logan (W
Va.) Banner when his frau, Lena, ln parties.
dropped into parts unknown, lrotner eiection machinery while the demo
Dean beseeched his Lena to como'crats wiu be OQ the outside looking
back to his bosom once more. It seems in
that Lena is back again. . . We quote from the latest issue of the Banner: "Mrs. Dean's trunk was stolen by J. M. Curry, labor agent at Kenova, and she got lost in the wilds of this, bloomin' State while searching for htr trunk and the man. Curry and I were rivals for the hand rf Mrs. Dean, but I was chosen because of my handsome appearance and loliihed manners. "Mrs. Dean one morning several weeks ago was waiting for an N. & W. train here destined for Canebrake. She had just checked her trunk, and when my wife arrived at Canebrake she discovered the
trick of the low do'n lover. She then started on a hunt for her missing trunk. The trail led through a number of small towns
In this State, and finally Mrs. Dean caught up with Curry. She demanded her trunk check, and when Curry refused she. called in the assistance of the police. The check was turned over to her, she secured her trunk and she is now at home, ready to greet all her friends." It is with great pleasure that we
print this. With Lena back in tho arms of her husband once more we
draw the curtain, asking the reader to blot out the memories of the villain, the time Lena was away, and
the editor's anguish. Let them be replaced with thoughts of the happy welcome Lena got when F.he came back. '
. NEW York who specified that her
husband must be a man about six
feet tall and fond of athletics;
brunette, a good rider, fond of animals, clean shaven, with a firm jaw and ears close to the head; an
Episcopalian, a republican and a money maker," has just married a very decent chap who is red headed, round shouldered, a democrat and
thinks he could make money if he
tried.
MARSHALL'S CONCEIT.
Several times this paper has been
criticized for calling attention to the remarkable utterances made by Vice
President Marshall formerly of this
state. Because we believed Mr. Mar
shall to be a spot-light chaser and a seeker of notoriety some tender corns
were stepped on. Marshall s exag
gerated ego has been discovered by
other newspapers however and he
ARE YOU A TIMES HEADER f
HEADLINE says "Wisconsin's Biggest .Wildcat Is Trapped." Great Scott have they got Bob Lafollette
jtied up at last?.
beine roundly scored. The Kansas
City Journal says:
"For some reason or other the Vice President sems to have a bad case of exaggerated ego. Ha imagines that he is a real factor in the Wilson administration and that it devolves upon him to air his personal views at frequent intervals. He is taking rank as the most pestiferous demagogue in public life today. It has been the rule, unviolated until now, for a Vice President to remain in the background while the President direct
WELL haye they taken the tariff
where he hunted big game and had some thrilling experiences. The speaker took his audience with him into the Jungles by means of pletures, showing
them the wonderful sights he saw. SHOOTING MAY PROVE FATAL. Lucile Morrisey, 20 years old, of Liberty Mills, was accidentally shot and seriously wounded at the home of a relative by her slater yesterday afternoon. Beturning from target practice the young women placed the rifle on a coat which had been thrown on a chair. An hour later, in picking up the garment, Blanche Morrisey accidentally pulled the trigger for the firearm, causing Its discharge. The bullet passed through her sister's side and left arm. then buried itself in a, nearby door. PLAJT TO LENGTHEN BRIDGES. In an effort to prevent any more flood damage in Muncie the Deleware County
commissioners yesterday instructed
furniture them.
necessary to rehabilitate
ARE YOU A TIMES READER?
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The Garage Beautiful The artistic lines, hieh trade material and exclusive features of our
to prepare I,, P-inilIa n.nlnr
ought to ask the butcher boy when.! plans for the lengthening of the Elm. MMtnlUAIl OtUIIUilAI. UAilAUt
High and Washington street bridges. k, , mn,.i v. rfriMi. appeal to every discriminating automobile The city has petitioned the officials Ooer- Built on the Standard UriitSvstem. of the railroads entering Muncie to all sections are interchangeable and you can lengthen all of their bridges across enlarie the building at any time.
UP AND DOWN IN I-N-D-I-A-N-A
White River there. Steps havs also been taken by the citisens looking toward the widening and deepening of the river bed. SPEND f 17,00 IV RELIEF WORK. Announcement was made today by Mr. Hubbard, Red Cross agent, that ap-
Price $125 Erected
THREE LANDMARKS BI RXED.
Three of Muncie's old landmarks were
wiped out last evening when fire started proximately $17,000 will be distributed include first Quality paneled and glazed laree
n an old feed store across from the through the Mt. Vernon relief station
Constructed with walls of American Pressed Steel, heaviiy iealvanized, and stamped to represent brickwork and specially treated
with rust-proot composition, painted to Harmonize with your. residence. The fitments
by the Red Cross Society to those who
suffered property losses as result of flood. This amount of money will be iirtmediately forwarded as soon as a requisition is made on the treasurer of the Red Cross Society. No cash money will be given to any flood sufferers, but orders issued on the various merchants for supplies, implements and household
doors, casement windows, a small door at the side or end. brass finish hardware, work bench, tool rack and closet. It will last a life-time nd is fully puaranteed. Any size built to order. Write for specifications and photo. - AMERICAN SECTIONAL GARAGE CO. 21B-219 Stevens Building Detroit, Michigan
IFIFTEEN MILLION DOLLAR HEIRESS FINDS HER "IDEAL MAN"; HE'S FINE FELLOW, BUT HIS HAIR DOESN'T CURL OVER THE LEFT EAR
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Lilla B. Gilbert and Howard P.
RenshawJ at Palm Beach and in New York city.
Pretty Lilla B. Gilbert, the 515,000,000 heiress of Nekr York, who is reported to have vowed she would
not wed until she met her "ideal man," has found him, br at least a good substitute, ine weaainR cnimes t.,q,,, ori ch K-Bm Mrs Howard Price Renshaw, The eroom hails from TroyN. Y.
Since the debut of Miss Gilbert she has been an idealist. Her pictured hero was smooth shaven, with
classic features and hair curhne over the left ear. Mr.
over his left eaf, but the heiress says hell do, just the sime.
Rcnshaw has a mustache and his hair doesn't curl