Hammond Times, Volume 3, Number 9, Hammond, Lake County, 29 March 1913 — Page 4

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THE TUXES. March 29, 1913.

THE TIMES NEWSPAPERS r t Lafc Canaty Prtatl mm. Pn. HtMi Cratftay.

Tb Laka County Times, dally axcepi oaday, "antarad a econd-laas mattr June t. The Lake County Tlmaa. a ally except Saturday and Funday. entered Fe. I, mi; Tha Gary Evening Times, daily except Sunday, ntered Oct I, 1901; The Lake Count; Tlmea. Saturday and weekly edition, entered Jan. SO, 1111; ?he Time, dally except Sunday, entered Jan. 15. 1111. at the postoffice at Hammond. Indiana, eJl under the aot of March 1. m.

Kntered at the Poeteffle .Hammond. Ib4- seeoad-cJa matter.

well with them oa the surface. The reaction came later. All the world will rejoice if the Frledmann cure proves more genuine and its benefits stand conclusive tests, but it is cruel to exaggerate the meaning of the early, reports from sufferers treated by the Derlin doctor or under his direction. Time and scientific investigation will tell how sure and vital the gains are, and for the present all that can rightfully be said is that nothing has been discovered w hich invalidates his claims or justifies positive conclusions, one way or the other.

rOSUBIOlV iJIVXRTtSIHO .11 Rector Bnlldls

OFFICES, Chicago

PUBLICATION OFF" FOES, Hammond Bntldln. Hammond, Ind. niUBPHOIfKS, Ham-mead arlae exchange) m CfcU lor daaaxtaaaat wanted.)

APPALLING thought: Suppose the postoffice department should take over the telegraphs and telephones and operate 'em on the eight-hour day Sunday-closing plan.

WHATEVER may be the case with

Are insurance, tornado insurance is one thing the policyholder never hopes to cash in on.

MISSIONARIES TO FORT WAYNE.

The town of Fort Wayne is goi,ng

some. In the last three weeks

three doctors h;tve been arrested

for performing: criminal operations,

two others have been "pinched"

for fish ting and one county official and one former county official were

charged with betrayal if young girls. What's the good of sending missionaries to the Cannabal is

lands? Wabash, , Ind.. Flatndealer.

Yes and this is the town whose

papers are wont now and then with

pleasant facetiousness to point out the cities of the Calumet region as

uuiobk paid trp cmcinLATioif I the most godless on earth, Hammond

Gary Of flea ....TeL 111 Bast Chirac o Of flea ..Tel. 140-J Indiana Harbor Tel. S4-la; 169 Whiting ,....Tel. 0-M Crown Point Tel. S Hevewlaea Tel. It

frertlaln aoHcttors will be sent, or rate a-lwen en application. It yaa hare any trovfel fitting Tti Ttona notify tna nearest ofooe and are It premytly remedied.

A BELGIAN scientist promises to

manufacture meat out of chalk and

few chemicals. But the Chicago

packers beat him to that long ago.

METER IS NEEDED. Vice-President Marshall, who used to be satisfied with a law practice of $2,000 a year at Columbia City, is quoted as Baying that the $12,000

CERTAINLY a new type of women salary of the vice-president is hardly

has come to the fore. Great change UP lo tne snny or me jod. ii a

n their demeanor. You can't dodge meter were put on the present in-

the fact. Why they behave almost cumoent s dignity as exempunea in like men. v numerous flippant newspaper inter

views it wouldn't run more than four or five dollars worth a week. Muncie, Ind., Press.

YHAW ANY OTHER TWO IfBWS-

PAPKRJ IN THB CALUMET HBCIOIf.

u wi MOU8 eotnmmleatlans will net ha noticed, bat others will be

printed at discretion, and should be addreeeed to The Editor. Tlmea, Hani-tooadLliki.

and Gary have both been harpooned

by the Fort Wayne papers but noth

ing like the above here.

WrILL the hon. Mr. McCombs stop

kicking our foreign ambassadorships

around.

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DOCTOR suing an estate to recover

for professional services said he had

Stated meeting Garfield lodge No. I prolonged the life of his patient by

B69. F. A A. M, Friday, March zi. 7:30 forbearing to send in a bill, as he

p. m. E. A. degree, visitors welcom-I , . ... . , , ... ed R. S. GALER, Sec. E. M. SHANK- feared a 81Sht of 11 woul brln& n LIN, W. M. 1 heart failure. Gee a patient ought

to add 10 per cent to the bill of a

Hammond Chapter No. 117 R. A. M. I considerate soul like that.

Special meeting Wednesday, April 2,

7:30 p. m. Royal Arch degree.

Hammond Council No. 90 R. & A. M.

Will hold a ceremonial on Tuesday

evening. April 1st. Stated assembly warm weather

,pr lueaaay eacn monm. j. w. aiorin-

landV Rec, R. a Galer. T. X. M.

Hammond Commandery, No. 41, K. T. Regular stated meeting first and

third Monday of each month. -

Political Announcements

LOOK OUT FOR IT.

Bats are said to be a harbinger of

Must be going to be

red hot.

Mr. Fay King Nelson and the

Missus are in these parts from Den

ver.

Also several pleasantly "jingled"

midnight sons on the street cars last

e'en.

Editor, TIMES t

AID FOR THE DESTITUTE

ine spienma spirit which was

shown by the members of the Ham-

I desire to announce to the commls- jmond Chamber of Commerve in send

loners and auditor of Lake coaaty I lnS a car load Of provisions and

aad to the people of Lake county that clothes to the destitute at Peru is to

I am a candidate for the vacancy ex-tDe commended

latins; oa the board of oomnUsaloaera, J Prompt action was necessary and

I have been in business la this county the people of Hammond acted prompt-

tor 19 years and believe I know its,y- By noon Thursday the work of

I -

aeeds.. , paste harolovicil J relief was well organized and by

Whltlag, lad.

SHE IS NO LADY.

Turning from the blue thoughts and sense of impending disaster,

largely the result of incipient acute Indgestion consequent on a too free indulgence in Easter eggs and Easter

bonnets and what followed them. It

is pleasant to see that in some sec-

tions the uplift is being helpad along The clty of Hammond

night the car was loaded and ready to

be Bent out the first day of the flood

The relief was organized in a prac

tical manner. No attempts at grand

stand plays were made. The project

was not undertaken as a matter of

publicity for Hammond, this is no

time for flourishes and cheap pub

licity

Hammond has taken a direct course

to aid the homeless and destitute at

and vexed questions settled by the courts. Baltimore Judge has just de--cided that a woman who bites a man

lo is endeavoring to help vaccinate

$1,000, the citizens $4,000 so that it

was possible to fill a car with the

present necessities of life and get it in thp florvl strlclrpn cltv at tha lima

her, under the ordinance, is "no lady, . Jt s , .

Ein1 f 11 rf ll Ot Vl 1 rt' r .-. n r ' let n I

- '- volunteered to go with the shipment

lciujr uuuuiauii; uraiguuuun, ana III) female person need be ashamed to be

so termed."

that It is property dis

and see

tributed.

If the Hammond Chamber of Com

merce had done nothing else its exist

ence would De justmed. Fresiden

Virgil S. Relter and C. J. Sharp who called the mass meeting are to be

commended for their prompt action. It is conclusive proof that Hammond

has an organization that is living up

PROBABLY it would not be con- to Its purpose; that of looking after

sidered ethical even If Dr. Friedmanu the larger matters of civic necessity.

IF parliamentary law puzzles Vice

President Marshall, how can we hope ever to understand the intricacies of

senatorial courtesy?

FIRST PHOTOGRAPH FROM STRICKEN TERRE HAUE, WHERE FLOOD AND TORNADO KILLED A SCORE.

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CHARITY AT HOME. - Thousands of dollars have been

collected and more will be obtained

n this region for the Ohio and Indi

ana flood sufferers.

It would be well now for the peo

ple of this region to confine their aid to the flood sufferers In our own state.

Relief measures are pretty well or

ganized for Dayton and thousands of

dollars will pour into the Ohio fund. In our own state there, is almost as great need at Peru, Logansport,

Plymouth, "West Indianapolis, Terre Haute and other points. -The Dayton

catastrophe being better advertised is

receiving the bulk of the aid. However, we mustn't overlook suffering at home. THE TIMES suggests that from now all relief moneys collected

n locality be forwarded to Governor

Ralston for use in Indiana.

EUGENISTS say that eugenic

babies are harder than the ordinary kind. Just from a guess we will wager a doughnut that Mr. William

Jennings Bryan was one of them.

NOW that the war department has

spared the soldier the horrors of the

'third degree," congress can scarcely

do less for the war department.

aapsr""'"''!' 7 i""ii . IT may be true that music makes

hair grow on bald heads, despite the

fact that Richard Wagner wore a

skullcap.

THE MINIMUM WAGE. There is one angle to the minimum

wage proposition that often is overlooked.

Every employer of labor knows that

there are certain persons who through

lack of mentality, or application, or just plain stamnia are never able to command a wage of any proportion. There ne'er do wells drift in to posi

tions of least responsibility, receiving a wage that enables them to keep body and soul together.

There are girls in big stores who

waste much of their times. Their minds Intent upon outside affairs,

HEARD BY RUBE

because of your attacks and reports on

everything that does not meet with your approval is supposed 4o be bunk. 1'ou must remember that Tom Marshall did not whisper to the Washington

diplomats and prevent you from be-

This Week's News Forecast

Washington, D. C, Marsh 29. The calling of a caucus of the Progres-

comlng ambassador to the Figl Islands sives of the House for organization next Wednesday comes as a forcible

or eisewnere, so aont Diame mm ro reminder of the fact that the Cingress about to assemble will be composed all that goes wrong with you. ; of three distinct parties, for the first time In the history of the nation.

As to not having the Carnegie, The Progressives are expected to name Victor Murdock of Kansas as their

libraries pointed iut to him he speaks choice for the Speakership. The Republicans of the House will caucus Bat-

the truth. Carnegie libraries built jurday and will name Representative Mann of Illinois for Speaker. with blood money that was wrung out) Municipal elections Involving important local issues will take place dur-

of the bodies of the men who are buried ( ins the week In Chicago, St. Louis and several other large cities. Forty

in and around Homestead. Pa. Look cities and towns of Wisconsin will vote on the anti-saloon question, while the back at that strike and remember that voters of Pareo. K. D.. Racine. Wis.. Durham. X. C and several other nlacea

many men. women and children owe

their deaths directly or indirectly to that terrible conflict. If Andy, the

Lord of Skibo Castle, had granted them

will ballot on a proposal to adopt the commmisslon plan of government. Mrs. Woodrow Wilson, Mrs. Thomas Marshall, Mrs. Champ Clark and the wives of the cabinet officers are to be the guests of honor at a breakfast in the capital. on Saturday. The affair is to be non-partisan in character

a living wage and better conditions he l and is designed to give the Washington official and unofficial circles an

would be more dear to the hearts of ! opportunity to meet the wife of the President, the Vice President and other the American people. Far better for women of the new administration.

him than to give medal funds to libraries or even to suggest a pension for our ex-presidents; also an AngloSaxon alliance and his peace fund, such a hyprocite as he. It would be better If he wiuld go back and stay in Skibo Castle. ' Hoping to see this in your column, I remain. Yours truly, VAL JEAN.

"SECRETARY Wr. J. BRYAN IS

SAFE." lood dispatch headlne.

Thus, we are assured that the country will go on no matter what happens.

GREAT CAESAR! How time flies. Here It is Saturday night again. There'll be a lot of bath tubs flooded tonight. ONE of the horrors of the floods is that there will be a long delay in delivering 1913 auto orders. Few of us realize the anguish this will entail. "CHICAGO ROBBED OF A GARDEN CITY." Headline. Not surprised at all. Anything Is likely to be stolen in Chi. these days. "KNOTTS IS GIVEN VERDICT." Times' headline. Ever know the time when hizzoner landed in court and didn't set away with It? ALTHOUGH Mr. Stringer is the new senator from Illinois, he is a republican and therefore will nQt have any strings on the pie counter. IF you have a few things to worry about cheer up and be glad that you don't have to sit on a housetop at Dayton wondering when the waters will recede. " 'MY FIRST REAL PEACE,' SAYS

FAY KING NELSON."

line. And yet some Hegewisch pessimist will say that there is no happiness In married life.

j "THIS is the age of steel. It' is also j the age of heroism." Gary Tribune.

Yes, it takes some heroism to flop

around in search of a good reliable

The Day in HISTORY

"THIS DATE IX HISTORY

The wedding of Miss Ethel Carow Roosevelt, daughter of Colonel and Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, and Dr. Richard Derby, of New York city, will take place Friday morning In the Episcopal church at Oyster Bay. The ceremony will be followed by a reception at the Roosevelt residence on Sagamore Hill. The sister ship of the Imperator, the largest ship in the world. Is to be. launched Thursday at Hamburg and will be christened Europa. The Europa will be 950 feet long and 100 feet beam. Both vessels are to be employed in the transatlantic service of the Hamburg-American Line. The professional baseball season of 1913 will be ushered in Tuesday with the first championship games of the Pacific Coast League. Portland will open at San Francisco, Vernon at Los Angeles arid Oakland at Sacramentc. The seventeenth annual meeting of the American Academy of Political and Social Science will be held in Philadelphia Friday and Saturday and will be devoted principally to a discussion of "The Cost of Living in the United States." Other notable gatherings of the week will be the Episcopal Church Congress, at Charleston, S. C, and the Mississippi Valley Suffrage Conference, at St. Louis.

Garfield. On resigning the following

March 29. jyear ne Decame president, ui iue 11 n-

1790 John Tyler, tenth President of coin xvationai Bans in new lorn, wnicn

IVCIliUII 417 lllil U .1111 ,J "VUW J I ... resigning last December. Congratulations to:

the U. S., born in Grenway. Va. Died in Richmond, Jan. IS. 1S62. 1825 Rev. Isaac W. Wllev. a noted

missionary bihsop of the Methodist Mrs- Amelia E. Barr, popular novel

church, born in Lewlston. Fa. Died!ist- 82 yars old today.

in China. In 1884 I Cardinal Gotti, . Prefect of the Propa

1848 John Jacob Astor. founder of the'sanda. 79 years old today.

America, died in Born in Germany,

Astor family In New York City.

July 17. 1768. 1S49 Annexation of Punjab to British India. 1892 United States senate ratified the Bering Sea arbitration treaty. "THIS IS MY 82X3 BIRTHDAY" Gen. Thomaa L. James. Gen. Thomas L. James, former Postmaster General of the United States, was born In Utica, N. Y., March 29, 1831. In early life he learned the printing trade adn for a time he published a newspaper In Hamilton, N. Y. He went to New York City in 1861 and became an inspector of the port, being soon promoted to the position of deputy collector. In 1872 he was appointed

Times' head- i postmaster by President Grant, and re

appointed by President Hayes, and in 1881 became Postmaster General under

Prof. Elihu Thomson, noted electrical

inventor, 60 years old today. John B. Works, United States senator from California, 66 years old today.

"THIS DATE I?f HISTORY March SO. 1798 Ireland declared In a atate of rebellion. 1806 Joseph Bonaparte made king of the Two Sicilies. 1822 Territ&rlal government , established In Florida. 1S37 John Constable, famous landscape painter, died. Born June 11, 1776. 1843 Sir Charles Metcalfe appointed Governor of Canada. 1S67 United States bought Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000. 1878 Former President Grant visited Rome and was received by the Pope. ,

"THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY Alexander C. Humphreys. Dr. Alexander C. Humphreys, president of Stevens Institute of Technology and a scientist of international reputation, was born in Edinburgh, Scotland... March. 30, 1851. In early youth he was'brought to America by his" par-' ents, who settled in New Jersey. At the age of 14 he began work for the gas lighting company in Bayonne, N. J., and ever since he has made gas engineering his special field of study. Previous to becoming president of Stevens Institute in 1902 he had filled positions as superintendent and chief engineer of the gas companies In Philadelphia, Buffalo and other large cities. Dr. Humphreys has served as president of the National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education and has been honored with membership in many of the leading scientific and engineering soclties of America and Great Britain. Congratulations to: Earl of Dalkeith, 49 years old today. De Wolf Hopper, comic opera star, 55 yeara old today. James A. Hamill. representative in Congress of the Twelfth district of New Jersey, 36 years old today.

COMING TO THE ORPHEUM THEATRE

they give only a minimum of effort j

to their Work. They just drift along,! nu r,,nt.r wher von can irrah off n.

with no ambition to earn more

What will become of these workers

mess of city printing for being "good." HAVE to pose as a professor, demo-

it a national minimum wage law were crats. if you want a job from Woodrow

these days. He nath orrered to make

in force? Some lawyers are Inclined to believe that it will not be possible to

Prof. Eliot ambassador at London and Prof. Fine ambassador at Berlin. Wonder if we couldn't make the Hon. John

enact a national law fixing a mini-! Gavit look wise enough to pass as a

mum wage. They are inclined to believe that the federal government could regulate wages only through its powers over the Interstate commerce commission. If this Is true, merchants could easily-avoid violating the law. They could separate their interstate commerce entirely from their local sales, in Case they sold their wares outside their own

states.

There are still many problems to

be solved before It will be possible to propose comprehensive laws to govern wages. Grand Rapids News.

could produce that beneficial auto-

hypnosis without the serum.

So quickly did the Chamber of

Commerce develop a strong organization and put its plans Into action that it prepared its relief simultane

ously with that of the larger cities

LONGER TESTS NEEDED.

From various cities where the which have millions of resources to

Frledmann treatment for tuberculosis draw upon

Is being tested encouraging reports Thus has Hammond's splendid come of improvement shown by pa- civic body demonstrated that lt is tients. This is good, as far as it equal to emergencies and that a broad

goes, but It ought not to be consid- (spirit of humanity actuates Its niem-

ered decisive or anything more than ajbership

condition which justifies and de- Peru may never know from whence

mands longer and very careful in- came the necessities and comforts

vestigation. , ' . that arrived In a car from the north

Many remedies for the "white at a critical time but that makes no plague" have been tried which seem- difference. The sympathies that

ed, for a time to bring excellent re- have been quickened, the pleasure suits. The victims of the great (that comes from giving, the knowl-

scourge were often buoyed up by new I edge that good has been accomplished

hope and courage and things went fare compensation enough

professor and land him the embassy

t at Dahomey? INDIANNY auto taxes will soon be ; collected. This Is one thing that we j should worry about. j DESPITE the heavy deluge at Fort

j Wayne the acidity of the sharp pen of !

the editor of the 'steemed News works I on unabated. j "GRIFFITH RESPONDS." TIMES'

headline. , Bully for Griffith! Somebody, please, set the alarm clock for Dyer and St. John.

NOTICE that the stegosaurus

stenops, or armored lizard, has reach

ed Washington. It's twenty feet in

length, weighs a ton and is covered with large, sharp edged plates arranged vertically In rows. Still we don't believe it will worry Mr. Wilson half as much as the stegosaurus officeseeker cuss.

COUNTERFEIT bill is out but

since settling for the Missus' Easter

bonnet we are not afraid of running across a $10 bill of any kind for some time.

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VOICE OF

PEOPL E

IS TOM ANOTHER ABKf

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THE ORPHEUM

IF any weather forecaster besides Hicks prophesied the disastrous floods and tornados he will please arise and be counted. ' .

Whiting. Ind., March 28. Editor TrMEs: Tour editorial in the issue if March 25, In regard to our vice president strutting around the

country making speeches and shouting j rampant remarks; alo that he was on ' "Miss Nobody from Starland" is bet-

insignificant country lawyer. ter in tabloid form than it was at i

Now. mv dear sir. kindly brush ud to 11.60 prices. lnat la-tne

OPENING SCENE FROM "MISS : NOBODY FROM STARLAND," CLOSING TONIGHT

BIG HIT AT I duction.

In your reading and look back on the scenes of Abe Lincoln's early life. He was an insignificant country lawyer yetyli" was the greatest president we ever had. If you would kindly be a litle more fair in yenr editorials and in news in gi peral the people of this region would most likely generously support you. I, mayself, am a republican (a Taft man at that) but I am goaded to answer you

verdict

of those who saw Olive vail In the show at the Hammond theatre a few weeks ago and last night had the opportunity to see the same cast with the exception of Miss Vail and one or two others. s The thing moves along faster and there is really every good feature from the original production retained. As an entertainment the 10 and 20-cent show is superior to the 1 to $1.50 pro-

The behind the scenes scene got a heartier and more enthusiastic laugh out of its audience at the Orphenm theatre than it did at the Hammond. It was really funnier. There was really no difference in the scenery. The costumes were newer and in some instances better taste in their selection was used. Of the orginal cast there was Joseph Neimeyer, playing the part of Harold Martin, Jessie Maker playing Nina, the Italian "girl, in which she Introduces some Individualistic1 dances, and a number of others. Sarah Marie, playinn the part of the

widow, Mrs. Patterson, was as good ai Olive aVil in the part so far as the ordinarily critical could nee. In fact it would take a stretch of the imagination to see much difference in the ability of the two. Miss Vail, of course, being the more experienced and more finished actress. The stage scene was better than In the original production. The advantage of brevity Is a distinct one here. In the original production the fun was too long drawn out. Besides the scene is true to real lifo. "Miss Nobody from starland" Is unquestionably the triumph of tha tabloid musical comedy.