Hammond Times, Volume 6, Number 200, Hammond, Lake County, 13 February 1912 — Page 4

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Article Im the Interest of candidates foe office wilt not be striated In The Tlmea except nt regular advertisingrate. FEMALES OF THE SPECIES. Said Mrs. HanK-oot-tbe-wash to Mrs. Beat-t he-rug. As she took a clothespin from her mouth and gave a ahlrt a tag, Whats this In all the papers about the KlpJIns; man t I started in to read It. but just then a baking pan Of biacn.lt I vras making smelted like they going to burn. And I didn't have a minute's time to - read the thing and learn What twas that he'd been saying. Do yon know hat It la I And Frau Bent-t he-rug responded, "Why, my girl that's working, Lis, She's told me some about It. That man, yon know's a poet, That seems to think there's nothing an the earth bot he don't know It. Well, he starts In a-knoeklng at as wo. men folks, nay Lis, And calls us onakes and she bears, and then, right after this There, comes another fellow I think they call his (nine And nays he won't hear Kipling a -easttag of n stain On all us lovely women, aad so that's nil I know, Well, I'm all finished with my rugs. I n-uess I'll hnve fo go." And Mrs. Hang-ont-the.waah said, "Yes, I'm . golnjr. too. There's just about million things that I have got to do. I have n lot of darning, aad I've put another tub Of ciother to soak; then dinner, and then pitch la and scrub. I ninst reboll some jelly, and nvend the children's clothes, Enough to keep me busy till midnight. goodness knows. Let them that aren't busy call women snakes and beura. And tight about us female. Who In l creation ceres f TheyVe welcome to such nonsense; no let 'em fuss and stew. I haven't time to worry;' I've got too much to do." Miriam Teichner in The Detroit News. TANT MTEUX. The republican party in Indiana, at last, seems to be using its equilibrator. , It is high time. MEANING JOY. is early seven thousand men are at work m the Gary Steel works at the present time. Never before has the monster steel works been so busy. I For the first time in its existence eight blast furnaces are in commission. A I month hence there will be operating besides the blast furnaces, forty-two onen-hearth furnaces, the million-ton rati mill tha hillot mill ' Blip mill ! plate mill,. iu, iz, 14 ana ls-incn mills, machine shops, foundries and 560 byproduct coke ovens which have a capacity equal to nearly 5,000 ovens of the Connellsville type. With ths exception of the rail mill and a dozen open-hearths, which are! now bein prepared, all of the departments listed above are now in full " The smoke that now comes from the Gary i.teel mills, the thousands of men rnar ivima in crrt aiit at ito iriraa ", wnen tne wnistie Bounds, ana tne reflection in the skies at night all mean business. JtiVJi minuifc Siitvim. The Chicago Telephone Co. had five trunk lines from Hammond to Gary, some time back, when Manager Oscar Krinbill noticed that a number of toll calls were being lost every day because of the fact that the lines were too busy at certain times of the day. He called the matter to the atten tion of the Chicago office. They in formed him that five trunk lines were sufficient to take care of the business that the reports showed was being done between the two cities Krinbill determined to demon strata the fact that additional lines would" pay. He had his operators keep tab on the calls that were lost each day as a result of the overload on the wires. From the data which he finally accumulated he estimated the amount of additional business that he would be able to do if he could give prompt, efficient service. The result was that the Chicago office was convinced. Five additional lines making 10 in all were provided and from the day of their Installation they Justified the faith that Krlpnill bad In them. Exactly the same principal Is In volved in the development of the 1 traction business in Hammond. The: people of Hammond have never ha 1 1 the street car habit. With 20 minute service in thej day time and JO minute service at night the cars come by so infrequently that the average person walks

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rather than wait tor them. The officials of the company complain that they are not doing the business. Of course they're not. People have learned that they can't rely on local street car service. They take the other alternatives.

They live near their work, they carry ; their lunch, they walk in fair weath-i er and the only time they ride ia when they happen to meet a car or when the weather 1b 6uch that they are warranted in waiting 20 minutes to half an hour for a car. This idea that additional service may be only expected after car- after car goes by laden with straphangers is a business mistake. Provide tha service and the volume of business will increase proportionately. That is the experience of business men in any line of activity. Actual experience in Gary proves it. Furthermore the Standard Steel Car Co. will open its Hammond plant in a few weeks. Hundreds and thousands of men will be put to work. The cars will be crowded. Patrons of the line will complain. The company will be damned and the town will be incalculably injured. Why is it that a great corporation like that which owns these lines can never anticipate these things? Why is it that they always have their noses rubbed in the dirt before they smell the odor? The time to act is now. Perhaps Hammond does not know the business of running a traction line but It does know thatyit is not getting the service that Gary gets and that it believes it deserves. ALL FRESH IS GRASS. They are ,now making pan cakes out of alfalfa in the far west. This surprises no one in these parts however especially those of us who munch through a plate of shredded door-mat for breakfast each morn. HE SIGNED IT LATE. It is a funny world. A Rochester woman made a vow that she would stay in bed until her husband signed the pledge. Well, hubby balked with the signa ture but wife hung out. She stayed in bed for sixteen yeaps and finally the male half of the sketch signed the pledge. Then he went to his heart's delight and said, "Greetings love, you can get up, I've signed the pledge." Wnereupon wife answered, "Well then, I guess I'll get up." But the plans of mice and men oft gang, etc. She couldnt get up. She found I that her legs were atrophied and that she could not walk, because of the long stay in the hay. Just what they will do with the pledge isn't chonicled in the dispatches. ' tXtL,tf 1 XlJC 2, L) 11 UK, if yOU find the local news scare Hn this paperth!s week it is because noth.ng 1b happening. If all of you will persist in sitting by the Are refusing to go anywhere or to let nnvthing happen to you, why, you can expect the paper to have nothing in it. If somebody don't get in a fight with his wife, have a. quarrel with his neiKBDor. iaii a own ana nreair a s? or do something to cause a little excitement, your home paper will have I 1 j. . . . - t iu uus'u 10 11 u us columns witn po litical dope. You'd better get busy and cause something to happen. Merwin (Mo.l dinner. fuktx Des Moines millionaires complain because they can't get shaved on Sunday, says a contemporary- vvny we didn t know there were that many millionaries in the whole state of Iowa THEY are now offering to bet 5,000 to $4,000 on Taft. We would just like to be on hand when they were counting the money to see if there was really that much in the world. NEXT July you can bank on it that the ice trust will tearfully say that it has to boost the price of ice because it is full of boil weevil or hook I worm or something. IF- any gentleman has information 01 uas approacnea any ne for a camPaiSQ cigar, let's hear or it. homebody must know something. THERE are a number of other distinguished gentlemen besides "Dog Face" Charley who could pull their freight for New York City and never h CANDIDATE Johnson will never be in the same danger from the steam roller as his little daughter was from th steam engine, according to reports. ' r s FOR a model, made-to-oirder town

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Gary does have an unaccountable lot of graft and bribery troubles. Indianapolis Star. Mr. Officer, it's in again. NOW if some of the other candidates on both sides would only follow Lafollette'a suit and take a muchj needed rest, how glad indeed, could we all be. THE theory that the nrice 0f butter and eggs is forced up by cold waves goes all right now, but what are you going to do about it next summer'? THIRTY degrees below zero at Alberta and yet when it gets, to 30 above here you find a lot of cold-blooded folk raising an awful rumpus about it. "WHERE do you live?" a newcomer to East Chicago was asked the other day. "I don't live. I just board," mournfully twittered the n. c WHERE is that jay who was wor rying along about last December one. lest we have no winter, again we ask. where ia he? I titTrnm? i v-u what r R took to h the real thin. he will find was only a little winter i flirtation I ONE of these days, perhays Laporte will get a new hotel. The town is getting a big bunch of "bright prospects" anyway. . . PERHAPS if they won't let the candidate buy cigars, they will let him pass out a lew cigarettes once in a while. EDITOR suggests that the bes thing for chapped lips, suffered by girls, is to keep the chaps away from them. A SCIENTIST says that "any fool can cook." This goes to show that almost any fool can be a scientist. too. WELL, it is perhaps not impossible to understand how life under Fogarty at Michigan City is worse than death WE believe that this third term Roosevelt boom has gone back in its hole and pulled the hole in after it. WE like Governor Wilson's ability to keep his mouth shut anyway. That's something to his credit. NO, no, the backbone of winter is not broken don't console yourself that way. cr io, .-,. -.in -if r,:n i.u, . , . lt A. shark victims. Sometimes the rem edy, etc. . I

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FOR the 'steenth time the Chinese throne has been abdicated. IT is now only thirty-six days until the balmy spring time, which means that a married man will not have to pay out any millinery bills for five weeks at least. DESPITE the assertions of eminent educators and long-bearded docs who denounce the little red school house as a national menace, such of us who learned, reading, writing, spelling and arithmetic there will continue to think of it as a very dear friend. AH! "What salty tears the saloonkeepers are shedding. No longer may they take a ten-dollar bill from the candidate and ring it up for $1.65 worth of drinks. THE old stock phrase "bartender's friend" should have paired with it. "the saloonkeeper's trusty guard-een," who 1 no other than the. pe-pull's champBen," the Hon. M. N. Castleman. OLD Lake Michigan is frozen over from shore to shore, but six months hence you'll be cussing at the ice man and Ms bill. WHEN It comes to a question of burned ledgers leave to your Uncle Elb. Gary to hand out the right kind of an explanation. ALBDl OF GARY SKETCHES SO. 1. (A Political Speech for Mayor Knot Is.) "Gentlemens, what have we come by this theatre for? Is It not that the city campaign Is on? It Is. Who says so? Tom Knotts. (Loud cries of 'Meester Knotts' and 'aivlo,' meaning 'hurrah.') I tell you gentlemens, it is a questions whether, it shall be the steel trust or shall we steal by the (rusts. What It is when you go working every mornings by the steel works? They say, 'done you did If and you done It. But Torn Knotts does not done it. ("Peevo," meaning beer, "peevo," "peeve") I tell you that Tom Knotts la the poor Hunkey's friend. (Loud stamping of feet, . continued cheering and shouts of 'zlvio, Tom Knotts.') "If Tom Knotts Is elected mayor by this city he will did as he done before. He says so and there shall be peevo in all the kegs that are now empty. ("Peevo, peevo, peevo.) Everybody shall have a job, maybe. (More cheering.) Gentlemens, I tell you that the if republicans get in then you shall have I your glass of beer mlt your families not. If you have not got no families, you 'shall have no beer no how. (Loud cries of "We want our peevo and Meester Knotts.") Gentlemens. I tell you that the republicans shall make you work by the blast furnacers out and instead of peevo to drink the steel trusts shall say, 'Rouse mit . you yet." "Gentlemens. I tell you that Meester Knotts shall be like a father by all the peoples yet, may be not. The republicaner party loves you like a man eating apples, lie have . pleasures by the eating, but then he throw the core away. So you are. Gentlemens, when I came by this town I have no friends. Only $800. Tom Knotts he hears this yet. and he is at once my friends. He Insures me, I give him $100 and he gives me $2 discount. Shall the republicaners give you such discount. No! I tell you gentlemens that Tom Knotts is one leetle angels mlt the wings out, maybe. Gentlemens, I thank you." OUR astute friend, Abe Martin, remarks: "Miss Fawn Llppincut says that this Is awful weather t' even Me ter a party aress. au or wmcn suggests that if 1-awn lived in ,11am- - mond. wbere thev have bath tubs and ' running water all the year around she j

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,.fgyra-.,?;g5r: 1. '' Hi wouldn't mind the weather. COLLEGE professor says that lying 13 intellectual. This is on reason why a lot of official denyers in the newspaper business hereabouts have, such a classical countenance. WIXE has been found to be good for laying. This is no new discovery. Some months ago we reported in this column that our Hennery Coldbottle persuaded his wife to give him one pint of old port a day which Hennery took to the coop and f ad to the, hens. SAM SAX: As yet we do not know when the Hay-Castleuan bout la to come off. It Is a question whether Mawruss will train down to Henry's weight or whether Henry will put on a few pounds to match up witta Mawruss. In the meantime you might see Athe paving brick contractors about a permit to fctage the affair. Sporting Editor. WHILE a lot of us are so afraid of germs that we -"have to have' sanitary paper drinking cups, individual towels, etc., none of us ever think about the germs when it comes to taking a greenback. A LOT of clergy have been prohibited from attending social affairs where the women wear decollette gowns. This will certainly work havoc among the "four hundred" at Robertsdale. L. M. SINCE, as you say, "you hain't got no literary ability at all," read the Cosmopolitan magazine. You 11 be able to understand it. VOICE OF THE - PEOPLE WAXT MAGAZINES. . New York City, Feb. 10. 1912. Editor Times: Dear Sir: Old books and magazines are greatly appreciated by our United States soldiers and sailors all over the Popular Actress Now in Chicago f " - 1 - Jr. r V L In. Ti&, rinnd&nboH

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a; A" world. We are constantly receiving urgent requests from Alaska, Philippine Islands and other isolated posU. as well as from our men-of-war, for reading matter. The enclosed extracts from letters will show you samples of many such which we receive. -Would you be willing to make mention of this fact in your paper and state that boooks and magazines may be sent freight prepal'J to the Army and Navy Young Men's Christian Association. 124 East ' 28th street. New York City, from whlnh office they will be forwarded to tha men. The following are extracts of letters received from different secretaries: Extract of letter received from Y. M. C A. Secretary, Guantanamo, Cuba: "Another matters which is of importance in my work 13 that of gettlnaf some reading matter for the boys.. Could there be sent to me for distribution a few hundred magazines, books, etc? There is not one thing here for the boys to see or do except, the amusements which they create themselves. Mall facilities are poor and there la no town or anything for them to see on shore. It's the beautifully simple life for us, I am sure that old magazines would be greatly appreciated." Extract of letter received from Y. M. C. A. Secretary, Philippine Islands: "It is Impossible for us to get magazines and books enough to supply the most needy places. Send a big supply and please keep them coming. We should have at least a shipment every two months " Cable from Manila: "Am very anxious to hear about magazines and books. Have you shipped them?" Extract of letter received from Y. M. C. A. Secretary, Alaska: "The men everywhere are eager for something to read, In fact were it no! for the supply of old magazines and books passed along the trail from point to point, some of the men could not endure the isolation. At many of the camps and stations no boats stop, and the extreme lonesomeness is keenly felt." Thanking you in advance for your kindness. Very truly yours. J. 8. TICHENOR, WANTS PIXMOTOR HERE. Hammond, Ind., TTeb. U," Editor Times: In the extremely sad case of the asphyxiation of the Missel Selllnger and Mills last Saturday we see the need of a pulmotor to be kept here in Hammond and I would be glad to be one of ten or twenty to secure one for our city. But why should not the gas and electric light people be induced or required to keep one even If a moderate charge' was made for its use. Very truly yours, V. T. Hi r.r. 11 Slbloy street. n a k. . u . ' . ' k . . . . . .... v Too fet-ble to make her cries for heij hoard, Mrs. Sarah Jane Jamison.' SS years old, was buriK-d to tlra'th at tin huina Or liter iviigli.lr at Huagland, near Ft. Vaj ne. Mrs. Jamison's garments caught fire fioni a stove anil sh fell just outside the rourd.

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