Hammond Times, Volume 6, Number 114, Hammond, Lake County, 31 October 1911 — Page 4

THE TUTUS.

Tuesday, Oct. 31, 1911.

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made him screw himself into a dress shirt so that the rise and fall of his manly, bosom was; crushed to earth. They Riled him u'p with all sorts of salads and entrees and bewildered him by , surrounding his dinner plate with, so many knives, forks and spoons that be ..used to dread the approach of the social season. Last winter, while .attending what the lady who looks after the society page called a recherche function. Col. Wheeler about the fifth course thought 1 3 was being attacked by his old enemy rheumatism. He stiffened up alarmingly and when he got home it was

.Tel. 137 1 suggested that a doctor be sent for.

i When the colonel retired to undress, he found that he had in his ante-dinner

.Tel. tn Wanted.

Gary

East Chicago Office Tel. 963

Indiana Harbor Office. ...... .Tel. 334J Whiting .Tel. 49!

Crown Point.:. Tel. 68 excitement absentniindedly forced him- ! self into two stiffly starched dress

larger paid IP ciRCiLATiov ! shirts and when he worked his way

THAN" ANY OTHER TWO NEWS-

PAPERS IX THE CALt'MET REGION. New York Representatives Payne & Young, 30-34 West 33d St., and 29-35 "West 32nd St.. New York, N. Y. Chicago Representative Payne & Young, 747-74S Marquette Building, Chicago, 111.

ANONYMOUS communications will not he noticed, but others will he printed at discretion, and should be addressed to The Editor, Times, Hammond, Ind.

THE YEAR". Sunrise, and noon, and unset. And day slips Into Uay; Twilight an ddark, and daylight A year has roled away. Budding, and bloom, and fading. (irtien tree and leafless bough; Seeding.- and growth, and harvest So dies an old year now. Swinging, and Kighs, and silence The" frounings and the smiles. Tolling, and stress, and resting.- . And grave or gayer whiles; Days that have brought their honors, And days that left their scars Over It all the marvel fit each night with Its stars. rrfnmings, and hopes, and planning?. Tasks that begin and end;" Spurs that have brought 'he silence Alike to foe and friend. "Words that were sad or merry. Draughts that were bitter-sweet; Greeting, and hail, and parting , - The old and the new year meet. Sunrise. and moon, and sunset. Day will slip into day; Twlight. and dark, and daylight. The year will roll away; Sunshine and song, and gladness. Fair dreams that come in sleep. , Eirrisong, and nodding blossoms Thes are we fain to keep. Ijarkness, and light, and shadows,' Sorrow and golden cheer. Blend Into God's completeness. Into the finished year.

Onto a memory fabric Woven of shade and shine These are the years unfolding In lives like yours and mine. W. D. Nesbit. In Chicago Evening Post.

out of them with a shoe horn his rheu

matism had gone.

The other day he had another so

ciety adventure. He had successfully

dodged society since last Christmas, but being a faithful follower of the Crown Point baseball champions, he

was inveigled into attendance at a

banquet in honor of the team.

It was a swell affair and Editor Wheeler had to get into those glad rags again, and wear an overcoat. When he got to the banquet hall, all fussed up, Adonis had nothing on the

editor. The guests paused In admira

tion before him, but were unable to

understand the bulge around the co

collar at the back. An. investigation

of the younger bloods, who thought

John was fathering some new style,

showed the presence St a coat hanger

which had clung to his coat when he

put it on and the consequent bulge

which felt like a stick of cord wood

to the newspaper man.

You can't hlep but feel sorry for

Brother Wheeler.

colored littto -Indian. I am religious.

for I am all the time saying, 'In God

We Trust and you are only a pagan.; I am patriotic, for on one side IAave the American eagle and on the other

the Goddess of Liberty, and I buy lots of fireworks on the Fourth of July and I am heavenly minded, for I have the stars to think about, and you don't have anything-. I am precious, for I

am nice, bright silver, and everybody wants the; but you are the base copber, and nobody cares a snap for YQjp"

"That may be bo," said the poor little

penny. "You may be more patriotic

than I am and more religious than I

am, but I go to church more than you

do and am found in the contribution

box oftener than you are."

Union Stenographers Who Helped Fix Chicago Wage Scale

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THERE'S THE RUB. .

The saloon will never be made law-

abiding until the irresponsible and law

less proprietors are driven out of the business. And this is exactly the steD

that the authorities charged with the!

obligation seem determined not to

take. Indlananolis Star.

Yes, but will they ever be driven out of business as long as the breweries control the saloons? How are you go

ing to drive a man out of the saloon business who can get In there without a cent in his pocket and has about as

much morality as a pup has kittens?

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THE Soth Bend Times says: "May

or Shank of Indianapolis, has used the j city's funds to purchase several car

loads of potatoes which he will sell

at coast to break the monopoly of the middlemen. The funds will then be returned to the city treasury. The

mayor evidently believes in doing

things; but had he in advance advised

with Judge Remster, -would the latter have been able to find any precedent

for thus relieving an intolerable situ-

ation?'

THE DANCE HALL EVIL.

it might be wen now that the social IN the meantime. Hon. John B. Pe-

season is advancing in the cities of terson of Crown Point, has never lost

the Calumet region to investigate the a moment's sleep because they want-

dance hall conditions. Some of them ed to run him for lieutenant governor.

nave Decome Known - as notorious I Tt is an inanit. tn Mr p.tor.nn n

places, mey need investigation and pose him for anything less than gov-

overseeing. ine ponce snould regu- ernor. At least that' the bi v-I

late this dance hall evil, if you slip publican friends feel about It.

into some of them quietly about mid

night on Saturday, you will Bee sights

that will amaze you and you will ask I WHAT good did it do to resurrect

yourself, do these girl's mothers know tlie Maine? Just Informed that "the

they are here? Maine was not blown up by her boil

ers." Heard that a dozen years ago.

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Heart toHearfc Talks. By EDWIN A.NYE,

THE ONLY KICK. It has been a great trip for President Taft. We have already stated what we think about it and have only one amendment to make. We feel sorry that Mr. Taft, aftering visiting Squirrel Center, Gumshoe Corners and Podunk should have passed up Creamburg, SUeglitz Park and Lottaville. We feel that our subscribers ;ln these places have as much right to see a circus as anybody else.

"UNCLE SAM'S" PROMISE.

w. ti. Carey, of Hobart, solemnly

promises the electorate of the big town

that in the event of bis election as

irusiee inai ne win not Decome intoxicated during his term of office.

This announcement was printed in the

papers.

It is seldom that a n an is reformed by election to office and here is a chance for the people of Hobart to reform Carey. The well-known Hobart citizon admits that he becomes intoxicated once in a While, he fully appreciates the fact that the people of Hobart would not want adrunkard in office so with a frankness 'that Is characteristic of the man he announces that he is ready to pass up the flowing bowl if the people show confidence euough in him to elect,him. What we like about. Carey is the fact that he does not dodge the issue. He knows it is a personal one and he is willing to face thu music. That kind of a manhas enough of the real stuff in him to make a good public of-

ncer ana iiouart ougnt not to over

look him in the shuffls.

DRAWBACKS OF SOCIETY.

Ones heart goes out to Lake county's veteran editor, familiarly and loving

ly known in Crown Point as .rohnny

Wheeler, in his latest soul anguish and

distress.

Nothing but sympathy is voiced for

him as with sad heart he whangs the

shooting stick, slippery with tears

and the dod-gasted mallet hits him

on the knuckle.

For years they have tried to get

the veteran editor Into society and he fought the efforts witU passionate

vigor. The six 'oclock dinner, the bridge party, the festive dance and other social diversions to which they dragged him palled upon him. They

"NO TIME. I woulft like to do several things it

1 had the time," said the young man.

Whereat I replied:

"Your excuse is flimsy. "What you lack Is not time, but dis

position and the determination to systematically employ your leisure."

Think of Charles Lamb. 'There's a man who wrote books that

will live as Ions a English literature. Do you suppose be bad plenty of timet lie was employed as a clerk nearly all

bis life. He wrote bis books In the hours after his work was done.

And William Derschel.

Xlerschel was a poor music teacher

and played a church organ. Becoming Interested In astronomy, he studied the

books In bed mornings and evenings.

He worked ong and patiently to build

bis own telescope. Herschel discovered

the planet Uranus, and thai fixed his

fame for all time.

And Horace Greeley

Greeley put in nearly twice as many

Hours in his day as the average "printer's devil of today. But he be

came the greatest editor of his time.

And Benjamin Franklin.

Suppose Franklin had spent bi9 time

In the taverns with boon fellows in

atead of working at hl3 experiments.

The application of electricity might

have been delayed perhaps fifty years.

President Andrew Johnson got all bis

education after he was married and

while working at the tailor's trade.

Vice President Wilson laid the foun

dation for his speeches by working his

brain while he worked bis bands at the

cobbler's bench.

Lincoln studied law between times. Clay learned to speak in a barn. No time?

The Biost successful lawyer I know studied Blackstone and Kent after his

day's work at the carnenfer9 bench

if v an btreet is raising a fund of Thousands of Toune men and women

No, they sold it out and bought new $5,000,000 to defeat President Taft, it today are taking man courses In a

But then there is nothing new under

A SIGH FOR THE OLD. the sun.

Gary is lacking in one respect, one

that makes its people who come from MISSOURI paper has a cute little elsewhere,, home sick occasionally. This story about a widower with eight chillack is the absence of anything old In dren who married a widow with seven.

the new cky. I After two weeks be dumped the en-

In Gary you can t go down the street (tire amalgamated family and skipped.

and see any moss-covered old homes.

Everything Is brand new, spick and

span. There is not even an old tree

that is hoary. They talk about pioneers and the oldest settler came to

town a little over five vears aa:o. Real

estate men take visitors up to the Pre8ldenUal Plum

cleared sand land near the South Shore

tracks. Then with awe they say:

That old shack there is a relic of the

'pioneer' days. That's where Tom

Knotts use to live."

And that shack has seen but five

Novembers!

Neither can you go around Gary and

say : hole

SOMETIMES it seems that Governor

Marshall has this advantage. He will

never get out of breath when the other

fellows are running their heads off for

Philippines. I

1904 William II. Elder, Tt. C. arch

bishop of Clcnlnnati, died in Cincinnati. Born lit Baltimore, March 22, 1819. i "THIS IS MY MTH BIRTHDAY" Qnr of Denmark. Queen Ixutse, the consort of King

Frederick VIII. of Denmark, was born

October 31, 1851, the daughter of Kin Charles XV. of Sweden and Norway. Her marriage with King: Frederick, then

the crown prince of Denmark, took place at Stockholm, In 1869. The royal couple have eight children, four Bona

and four daughters. The eldest is Prince Christian, heir apparent to the throre, who la forty-one years old. The

second son, Prince Charles, married Princess Maud, daughter of Kin Edward VII., and Is now Kins Haakon of Norway. The third child of the Danish

royal couple Is Princess Louise, wife of

Prince Frederick of Bchautnbarg-Uppe.

The fourth. Prince Harold, is unmarried.

Tne fifth. Princess Ingeborg, Is the wife

of Prince Charles of Sweden. The other

three are Princess Thyra, Prince Gus

tav, and Princess Dagmar. Queen

Louise, the mother of this interesting family, is the richest woman among

European royalty. Her personal for

tune Is said to amount to more than

thirty million dollars, which she in

herit from her father and from her mother's father. Prince Frederick of the

Netherlands.

AFTER a man has had appendicitis

and married twice there are few sen

sations left for him to experience that

are worth talking about.

REPORT that four Italian battle-

There is the old swimming ships were blown up probably started

Middle-aged bachelors can't I because somebody threw a barrowful

walk around town when they get senti-of slag In Lake Michigan.

mental and exclaim to themselves:

"Why, that's the old tree that Mary I

used to stand under, etc." There's

not even an old-fashioned board walk

The town is

ness.

is no old furniture, the good old kind

of heavy oak and quant upholstering.

a perfect desert of new-

do into a Gary home and there

THE railroads are looking for great

Christmas business. That ought to be

hint enough for some of the bnslness

men around these parts.

stuff when they came to Gary. may succeed in electing anybody Tom

Walk around Gary and in a day's I Taggart wants to run.

time you won't see a gray head. There

PEOPLE have stood for peanut oil

and dried pea coffee, but great Caesar

this banana whiskey business ought to

be cut out.

correspondence school while pursuing

their regular labors.

No time?

Tonng man, yon spend enough time

separate from your regular employ

nient and some of It foolishly spent

t0 make you cultured or rlcn. or 'fa

mous.

are only six G. A. R. men in the whole

place. And the buildings, they all

look as if they were put up in a day

they are so new looking.

We fancy that if Oliver Goldsmith

came to Gary ne wowan t like tne

town. Oliver's favorite saying was:

I like old books, old things, old

friends, and everything that is old."

In Gary is whore you can find that Should be

age has its beauties. To be young is

a fine thine, but when everything is

new and young it grates upon one's imvv York women teachers are

nerves. In time Gary will have some fighting to get equal pay with male mo Foundation stone of Biaefcfriars

IF some people would only sit down

and think a while before they start

something, how much happier-they

The Day in HISTORY

"THIS DATE IX HISTORY"

October 31.

Up and Down in INDIANA

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THE ASS IN THE UON'3 SKIN. A young Ass, who live I at the tim.s when Aesop was on familiar terms with the animals, escaped from his master. Finding a dead Lion lying by the road, he arrayed himself In the LloVi skin and spread terror

around the countrysdie. Filled with conceit he set up a fearful braying which he thought resembled the roar of a Hon, but his master, recognizing his voice, took up a stout cudgel, gave him a sound beating, and soon made him sensible that he was no more than an Ass. I knew a college president wbo kept his job six years by looking wlj jvn saying nothing; but at the end of the sixth year, thinking he had the situation well In hand, he called a special meeting of the trustees and attempted to make some remarks. The trustees, recognizing his voice, took up a stout cudgel and soon made him sensible that he was no more than an Ass. Speech Is silver, but silence is golden, and whoso keepeth his own counsel happy is he; for he shall sit in the presence of kings. The first rule of a goed conversation Is to talk only about thone subjects upon which you are well Informed; and the rest of the time, listen. Boasting strengthens the voice, but lengthens the ears at the same time. The chief mark of ignorance Is to know too much; and the advice Hearst gave to T. R-. after Africa anl before Europe was much to the point "Keep your ears hidden and above all don't bray."

POISO IVY KII.I.S CHILD.

Hettie M. Cash, 3 years old, daughter

of Mr. and Mrs. John Cash, of Columbus,

Is dead of poisoning at her home there.

Some of the child's clothing, which had been washed, was laid on the grass to

dry, and in the grass was some poison ivy. "When the colthing was again worn

by the child it poisoned her, death re

sulting.

HORSE BALKS CAR TRACKS. Lee Shockney, 17 years old. son of Mr.

and Mrs. John M. Shockney, residing in

L'nton City, was fatally injured Sunday morning when the wagon in which he was riding was hit by a passenger train

on the New York Central lines. Shock

ney attempted to cross the tracks at the Division street crossing in Union

City, not noticing the approaching train.

The horse stopped in the middle of the track, refusing to go any further. The outfit was demolished. Shockney was hurled several feet and his skull fractured. ACCIDENT MAY BE FATAL. Thomas William Samuel, of Lafayette. 6 years old, son of William Samuel of Remington, is dying in St. Elizabeth Hospital, as the result of an automobile his father was driving colliding with a Btreet car. The boy was thrown out of the machine, and his

year-old son of Abner Redman, of Ft. Branch, where the accident occurred. GIRLS PAY BET OX WORLDS SERIES.

Paying a bet which they lost on the j

recent, world's sesies of baseball games. six Terre Haute girls yesterday walked to Brazil. Ind. The hike of sixteen miles kept the girls on the road more than six hours. They returned home last night on an interurban car. The walkers were the Misses Elizabeth Heidenretch, Edith Ophoff. Carmen Felthoff, Kate Heppen. Edith and Julia Hennessy. The girls are members of a social club and took a nactlve Interest in baseball affairs. 1 The members are reticent about the wager and some would not admit losing on the Giants. However, none denied enjoying the walk. Miss Edith Hennessy declared they had a fine time and

said it wan worth while to prove they

had the nerve to make the trip. DRtXKS ACID, CALLS FOR HELP. Mrs. Klmer Brunson. of Andersen, 2T years old, will recover from an attempt to commit suicide made late last night when she swallowed three ounces of chloroform while on her Way home from visiting a friend. Sh eexpected to be able to reach home before the drug could take effect, but an Instant after swallowing it she fell to the sidewalk and called for help. A late passerby heard her cries and assisted her home, when a physician was called. DRCXK RESISTS OFFICER Clay Rusang, a paroled prisoner from the Jeffersonville Reformatory, was arrested by the Anderson police last night on a charg ' of .intoxication and will

'likely be returned to that institution.

Realizing his predicament the man put

KONETCHY TO PLAY WITH CUBS? Sf. Louis, Mo., Oft. 31. The first wild trade rumor of the winter baseball season was sprung today. It was neported that First Baseman E. Konetchy would be offered to Chicago and Pittsburgh for a', good pitcher and an outfielder, j Local fans are at a loss to figure out what men the enual of Konetchy couLr be secured from either the Cube or the Pirates.

Times Pattern Department

DAIXT FASHIOH HINT.

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'oldness" about it, but it will have to teacners

wait a half rpntnrv MpanwhtlA Its! more

people who weary of its newness might take a trip down the country now and

then, or they might go over to Val

paraiso.

ome of them ought to have

EVERY once in a while you run

across a peculiar man who admits that

his wife is boss in his own house.

j PRESIDENT Taft had quite a time

There is a bright little fable going! in Chicago. They, ail do. It is quite

the rounds in which is deep food for a, town to have quite a time in.

thought and its application to the peo

THERE is a great deal of twaddle

j about this so-called opposition to the

steel trust.

pie we see around us every day is not

to be disputed.

A dollar and a penyy once happened to be together in the same pocket, and

the dollar began to put on airs. "I

am a big sum," said the dollar, "and j THIXG3 will certainly begin pop-

you are nobody. "I am white and ping at Valparaiso about a week from

bright,and you ar only a dull-mad- today.

bridge over the Thames was laid. 1788 David P. Rorter. governor of ' Pensylvanla 1839-45, born In Norrlstown. Pa. Died in Harrisburg, Aug. 6, 1867. 1790 Rhode Island t-ntered the Union. 184S Gen. Stephen Watts Kearney, the

conqueror of New Mexico, dlea in St. Louis. Born Aug. 30, 1794. 1850 Queen Isabella opened the Cortez in the new palace at Madrid. 1S61 Lieut. Gen. Winneld Scott resigned an commaader-ih-chief of the

I'nited States arWiy and was succeeded by Gen. George B..McClellan. 1S63 The "Far East," the first twinscrew steamship, launched at Millwall, Eng. 1864 Plymouth, X.tc. was captured by the Federals. 18S8 The first legislature of the NorthWest Territories met at Reglna. 189S The United States Peace Comi missioners presented to Spain the ' demand of the United States for the

. up a desperate fight when arrested, ana wheels cutting the hand off. He was omcera wr(J r also injured internally. Mr. and Mrs 1 . . v,,m ,n run

uensue - . - , .v.

Samuel, Miss Alices Samuel, Miss

I was convicted about three years ago of

VanScyoc and William Samuel were on anslahier ln kUI!ng a man Bamed

their way te Indianapolis when the ac

cident happened. They were only slightly injured. CHILD FINDS MOTHER DYIXCi. Mrs. William Henry, of Wabash. 48 years old, the mother of eight children, attempted to commit suicide at her home yesterday, and there Is little hope of her recovery. Rising from a lounge where she was lying she stepped into another room, obtained a vial of carbolic acid and, draining the contents, fell to the floor. Her condition was

discovered by one of her children, who notified the father. Domestic troubles are said to be the cause. POM AND COW FALL OK BOY, A frightened pony and an unmanageable cow, which Russel Redman, or Princeton, riding the pony, was trying to lead to pasture yesterday mornlg, sticeeded in getting themselves tightly-

wrapped In the rope, and they both fell on the boy. crushing him so severely he will die. The victim is the thirteen-

stanlev. with a stone, at Chesterfield.

He was sentenced to a term of two to fourteen years l the reformatory. He served the minimum term and has been on parole for nine months.

FINDS PRICE NOT Gl'ILTY. At 3 oclock yesterday morning the

jury reached a verdict finding Charles

Price of Wabash not guilty or attempting to murder Metvin BlickenstafT, a North Manchester barber. The defendant has been in jail at Wabash since the shooting which occurred ln North Manchester early in October. The trouble which le,d to the assault was over alleged remarks which BlickenstafT asserted Price had made about his wife The men met in a barber shot and after words had been exchanged. Price drew a revolver and fired, the bullet passing through his vlctitm's throat. At the time It was believed the man had been fatally Injured. The shooting resulted

in the toss by Bllokenstaff of his power

of speech.

Hi" 5602?

Girl's Tucked Dress.

This little frock is tucked across

front and also th back of the wa

Otherwise there is no trimming, the ne

ueins high aod the sleeves of ttre-quarte-r lenirth. The ekirt U kilt pleated and the entire dress opens in the centre of the back. Lingerie collar and cuffs will dd much to the daintiness of the dress. These frock are made of serge, panana. brilliaatm, novelty materials ia nls ids and utripes. &c. The pattern, o.fiCi is cur in size 4. 0, . 10 and 12 years. Medium size requires !Vt yards of 44 inch materia. The above pattern can lie obtained by rndiaz ten cents to the office of thia .taper. ' '