Hammond Times, Volume 4, Number 67, Hammond, Lake County, 4 September 1909 — Page 4

Saturday, Sept. 4, 1909. 4

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RANDOM THINGS AND FLINGS

"Entered as second class matter June 28, 1906, at the postofflce at Hammond, Indiana, under the Act of Congress, March 3, 1879." MATS OFFICE HAMMOND, IND., TELEPHONE, 111112. GARY OFFICE REYNOLDS BLDG, TELEPHONE 137.

BRANCHES EAST CHICAGO, INDIANA HARBOR, WHITING, CROWN POINT,

TOLLESTOX AND LOWELU

rPART.T $3.00

HA LF YEARLY .7 ' '

man and ecreta.17 nd registrar of the

University of Chicago, was born In Glens Fall. N. Y, Sept. S, 1842. After

spending three years at the old University of Chicago, he wu graduated from

the University of Rocheeter in 1868, and at the Rochester Theological seminary two years later. He was pastor

of the Second Baptist church, Chicago, from 1872 to 18T. resigning In the

latter year to become secretary of the

Baptist Union Theological seminary

Xfr iwwIanAA i-amlina RPPrptftrV of

toc.emu.is are now tryB w thft thpolocaa 8emlnary thirteen years.

out that coffee is worse for children j He ha been secretary of the University

Be at Inner. Thea you will always

j have cr fare ami you went

turvc to lxiiow loach money.

Political Announcements

EAST CHICAGO. Editor, Times s You may annoanoe my name as a candidate for the republican nomination for mayor of East Chicago, subject to the dectnloa of the republican primaries. T. M. C. HEMBROFF.

than whisky. "Why, the idee!"

It is a great world. Even Lincoln

pennies have gone up in price.

of Chicago since 1890, and its registrar

since 1895.

Sh-h! The HEAVY ONES!

as-

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This Is the season of the year when

the Methodist clergymen rather rustle around on the anxious seat.

Girls In this day and generation demand much more of a man than did their grandmothers.

THIS DATE IN HISTORY. Sept. 6. 1654 Cromwell's first parliament

sembled at Westminster. 1774 First Continental congress met in Carpenter's hall, Philadelphia. 1804 W. A. Graham, who became secretary of the navy, born. Died Aug. 11, 1875.

Editor, Times 1 Please announce my name as 1

dldate for the efflcie of aldmnan-at-large on the republican ticket, subject to the Outcome of the East Chicago republican primaries. MONROE II. SCHOCK.

Editor, Times t I vrlsh through the columns of your paper to announce my candidacy for

181 Commander Samuel Blyth of the the republican nomination for alder-

brig Boxer, killed In action with J man of the nfth ward In East Chicago, tha United States brig Enterprise, I according to the wishes of the noml-

Tfi STinsrnTHEIlS Readers of THE TIMES are requested to favor the man.

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ances always Intended to promote the general welfare of the public at largo.

The cubs are playing ball In such a way as to give their admirers heart disease one day and their adversaries heart disease the next.

The three best betsi Jeffries. Jackson. Flute

No Joke, KHhtr. East Chicago lady Is so excessively

off Portland, Me. 1842 John W. Daniel, United States senator from Virginia, born. 1853 Forts Wagner and Gregg, near Charleston, bombarded by General Gllmore. 1894 General George Stoneman, exgovernor of California, died In Buf

falo. N. Y. 1S98 Queen Wilhelmina of the Nether, lands ascended the throne.

1906 Japanese and Russian envoys signed treaty of peace at Portsmouth, N. H.

natlng primaries.

THOMAS MAl'GER.

Editor, Time 1

Yon are at liberty to announce my name as a candidate for the republican

nomination for alderman from the sixth

ward la East Chicago, subject to the

republican primaries.

JAMES KROUPA.

NO PAPER ON LABOR DAY.

In accordance with its recognition of the fact that labor is en- K118 that she ordered the butcher to

titled to a holiday and to permit its own union force to celebrate Labor Day, the TIMES will not print any paper on Monday, Sept 6, unless

big news transpires.

send her a leg from a black sheep be

cause the family was in mourning.

Editor, Times I wish through your cslsmsi to an

noon to the republicans of East Chl-

esvtco that I will be a candidate for al

derman from the sixth ward in East Chicago, subject to the wishes of the

When a woman has on t

She la very Indignant if the Uaber doesut lead her To a pew In front. When she has An old Bonnet sh Is Downright mad If ho Doesnt stick her tn a hade seat.

hat

THIS IS CIST BIRTHDAY. Richard A. Jackson.

Richard Arbuthnot Jackson, president party.

Of the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific railway, was born in Richmond,

Ind.. Sept. 5. 1858. After graduating police department Wednesday issued

from Earlham college In 1875 he took I orders to the detective department that

WILLIAM MBNTIER.

A DOCTOR WITH A WARPED MIND. Dr. Charles E. Bruce is the name of a person who lives in New York and for some reason or other wears masculine attire. The proper garb for the doctor though he is a male would be petticoats and corsets. Fifty athletic young women who teach gymnastics in the public school playgrounds wear bloomers at their work, and like them. Dr. Charles E. Bruce, a member of the board of education, saw the garments In action for. the first time the other day, and declared himself amazed and shocked. He is now fighting hard to modify or eliminate the bloomer altogether as a playground adjunct. Poor Dr. Bruce thinks the bloomer 13 immodest. Poor narrow-minded prudish soul ! We would hate to look into the narrow corners of the doctor's

little mind. His view of the exigencies of life must be very warped and Lota of boyB want to horry np impure. If the doctor has ever traveled outside of New York, if he has ever and be men so that adults won't been in tropical countries, we fear he must have been horribly shocked, ask them so many foolish

Why a woman engaged in teaching physical culture should encase her limbs I things.

in skirts and petticoats to hamper her movements is clear to only such people as this little-minded doctor. If bloomers are not a healthful, modest and rational garb, we would like to know why they are not. Dr. Bruce is an old woman.

a four years course In law at the University of Virginia. In 1880 he was admitted to the bar and began the prac-

i tlce of law in his native oity. From

1886 to 1890 he was prosecuting attorney of Wayne county, Ind. In 1902 he

au slot machines In which money Is

played, with a chance to win or lose

be removed from all saloons and pool

rooms where they might have been In

stalled. Information camt to the chief

that some nickel slot machines were

A small sample of the great Napoleon's hair sold In London for $5,000. It is almost as scarce and costly as Is our.

became connected with the Rock Island j hin operated In the city

railway system in the capacity of gen- I CHILD KILLED BY MOTORCYCLE.

eral counsel and two years later he I Jessie Lysltt, 7-year-old daughter of

was mads first vice president of the

company. Last spring, upon tne resig

nation of President Matber, Mr. Jack

son was elected to succeed him in the

presidency of the railway company.

HAMMOND'S NEXT MAYOR.

There is far more speculation and worry rife among the Hammond democrats over the question as to who will be the republican candidate for mayor than there is among the republicans. This is undoubtedly due to the fact that the democrats are acting on the defensive, rather than on the offen

sive. Let the Beckercrats await the republican ultimatum with patience. There will be a republican candidate for mayor of Hammond whose name the democrats will laugh, nor will it be the name of a man at whom the voters the democrats wll laugh, nor will it be the name of a man at whom the voters will look askance. It will not be the name of a man who is half-democrat and half-republican. It will be the name of a candidate of whom the republican party is not ashamed. IT WILL BE THE NAME OF A MAN WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF HAMMOND.

In Politico, His days were joyous and serene, his life was pure, his record clean; folks named their children after him, and he was in the social swim; ambitious

lads would say.

SHUCKS

Prom the Diary of Si. Lence

REMINISCENT. It's not ther same's it uster be, Sum twenty yeers ergo;

1 plan to he Just such I R'member well when we wuz kids.

a worthy man!" But In the fullness of J1-'"""' "r . i V .... We hed no painted buggy, his years, the tempter whispered In his Much Jm fn aut-mo-b.el, ears, and begged that he would make But When it came ter feelln's,

the race for county Judge, or some such place. And so he yielded to his fate, and came forth as a candidate. The night before election day they found him lying, cold and gray, the deadest man in all the land, this message In

his Icy hand: "The papers that op

posed my race have brought me Into

How bubbly we did feel.

An' walkin' it wuz easy then

Like steppln' on ther air;

Per what's a kid's legs made fer when

He's a-goln' to ther fair. An' in a well-filled basket, Thet mother'd labeled lunch, Yer didn't need ter ask It;

Twas fer the hull durned bunch.

deep disgrace; I find that I'm a fiend But when it came ter feedin'.

utiloosed; I robbed a widow's chicken

roost, and stole an orphan's Easter egg.

.

MANAGEMENT DID THLIK iJiibr. . Rwlti a soldier's wooden leg. I

Regret over the deficit that the Lake County agricultural Society faces Miked a heathen of his joss, and later

in connection with the fair just closed, is not confined to the members of kidnaped Charlie Ross; I learn, with

the society. The regret Is general throughout the community, for there are eomethlng like alarm, that I designed few who will not acknowledge that the event was worthy of financial sue- the Gunness farm, and also, with excess. The management may have some mistakes. Possibly it may have ceBslve grief, that Black Hand cohorts

been a mistake that the general admission fee was raised, but the attractions were unusually expensive and the society sought this means of bringing up the gate receipts. So far as the patrons getting the full value of their money was concerned, this was justified, but after all it may have been that this was responsible in a measure for keeping the crowds away. To a still greater extent however, was the unseasonable weather responsible. The society was especially unfortunate in this respect. At this season of the year, it was reasonable to expect propitious weather, but since the fair opened, the temperature has been far from conducive to the drawing of a big crowd. The management of the county fair worked hard to make their undertaking worthy of the generous support of the public, and that it did not receive such support, is greatly to be deplored.

THE GROWTH OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Lake County seems to offer a good field for Christian Science. Just a few days ago the organization in Gary decided upon a new location for their church, having determined to enlarge their quarters and establish a per

manent reading room.

Not long since, the members of the cult in Hammond were obliged to

take new quarters four times as large as those occupied by them when they

started here a couple of years ago.

This speaks well for Lake County. Scientists are a desirable sect

wherever located. Thoy are made up largely of the thinking, intelligent element, and conduct their work in a modest, unostentatious manner. They

win their prosilytes, not by sensational revivals, in which impassioned ut

terances are the main-spring, but by a calm exploitation of logic. There ia no fuss or feathers about the Christian scientists. Yet while they are thus pursuing the even tenor of their way, they are perhaps most opposed by orthodox church goers and preachers, than any other religious sect. This may or may not be because the scientists are making perceptible inroads into the ranks of orthodoxy, taking away from them some of their best thinkers, and most desirable members. While the TIMES is not committed to Christian Science, it believes in living and lettng live, and would extend the welcoming hand to any creed which seems to possess enough of truth, and virtue, to make it a power for good In the community.

call me chief. I thought myself a decent man, whose record all the world

might scan; but now, alas, too late! Ie see that all the depths of infamy have soiled me with their reeking

shame, and so It's time to quit the game." WALT MASON.

THE WOMAN WHO CAN TAKE A

LAST YEAR'S HAT, PCT A TEN CENT BUNCH OF DAISIES ON IT AND

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE LATEST, HAS THE BIGGEST FINANCIER SKINNED TO DEATH.

Crown Point Star thinks color line ought to be drawn In the county jail. Yes, when a man sees pink snakes he ought to go In the pink cell. When he sees a lot of green monkeys put htm In the green department.

Why blamed If I cud see

Ef there wuz enny more'n enuf. Per Willie an' fer me. Ther carryln' it wuz easy then, In hustlln' ter get there, Fer what's a kid's arms made for when He's a-goin' ter the fair? An ther nickel thet dad gave us, We hed changed into five cents. So there rattle o" It in our jeans. Made us feel like high-toned gents. But nary did we giv a durn, About ther ut o' clothes, Ef we cud do a lucky stunt, A sneakln inter shows.

An' all wuz fun an' latter then; Our shouts ripped up ther air. Fer what'ud a kid be quiet fer. When goln' ter the fair?

But now it's sorter different; Maybe age hex made it so. Yer legs don't work as they uster.

An' yer lafter comes more slow.

As yer trudge erlong by the roadside.

A Pwallowln' all o' the dust.

A reachin out fer the bread o' joy,

An' gettln' a simple crust.

Fer ye wonder where it's gone ter.

Yer heart that wuz light ez air;

An' a kid again yer want ter

Be a-goin' to ther fair.

Some women could live easily on 5,000 Per annum If they could spend about (3,000 of it for dress and the rest of it on having a good lime.

BROTHER SMITH SHOULDN'T WORRY. Brother Smith of the Habort Gazette is worrying about the "merry widow." At first blush this might sound like a scandal or a reform. But it is neither. It is merely an outraged sense of the eternal fitness of things as regards feminine millinery, "which has found its way into print. We used

to feel the same way, but what's the use? Which leads us to believe that Brother Smith may live down the feeling, too. If the ladles prefer an in

verted chopping bowl, milk pail, peach bashket, dishpan, or half mile speeding track to a sun-bonnet of the Maud Muller type, as head-gear, we have made up our mind to let them have it. They will anyhow. As to "Mairi"

whom Brother Smith quotes as authority for the belief that the Merry Widow

chapeau is about to bid us adieu, we have learned to be leary of prognostica

tions made by ladies who spell their names that way. They are so apt to

in" advance of the times.

PERHAPS DR. COOK'S discovery may ease up the coal situation in

Hiuranondfioinewhat. WehaTeenougb. ice here now.

The only mistake that Dr. Cook made

about this north pole business was that

he wasn't born In Indiana

Milk stew

nowadays.

is the one best wheeze

THIS DATE IN HISTORY. Sept. 4.

1769 The first-class graduated from

Rhode Island college.

1804 The United States ship "Intrepid

blown up in the harbor of Tripoli.

1S12 Fort Harrison, on the Wabash,

commanded by Captain Zachary

Taylor, was attack by Indians.

1814 The Americans drove the British into their entrenchments at Fort

Erie.

162 General Lee crossed the Potomac

and invaded Maryland.

1870 French republic declared and

flight of the Empress Eugenie.

1879 The British resident. Sir Louis

Cavagnari. murdered In Cabul.

1898 British troops entered Khartoum.

1900 Lorenzo D. Lewelling, ex-govern

or of Kansas, died at Arkansas

City.

1908 Tho American battleship fleet left

Melbourne.

THIS IS MY 67TH BIRTHDAY. Thomas M. Goodspccd.

Thomas Wakefield Goodspeed, clergy.

UP AND DOWN IN I-N-D-I-A-N-A

James Lysltt of Milford, was struck

by a motorcycle In a motor race at Mil ford Wednesday afternoon and almos

instantly killed.

AEnONAL'T NARROWLY ESCAPES,

Aeronaut Lawrence Meyers narrow

ly escaped being seriously Injured in a

balloon ascension made at the Shelby

ville fair grounds. Meyers was seated

on the trapeze and had gone up

short distance, when the parachute J ropes broke, dashing him to the ground. His body missed a sharp stake only a foot away from wJiere he alighted and had he fallen on this It would have

gone through his body. INVENTION WORTH FORTUNE. Carl Punsky, a Laporte man. Is due to receive $61,200 within the next seventeen years. This money is to be paid to Punsky In $300 allotments, payable monthly. Agreement to this effect was concluded yesterday with a St. Joseph (Mo.) concern, which will manufacture a shoemaking machine of which Punsky Is the inventor and on which he holds letters patent. Payment Is to commence this month. PROFESSOR HI ATT Sl'ICIDES.

After worrying for weeks over the

opening of the Frankfort schools, of which he was elected superintendent

less than a month ago, Professor W. O

Hlott for four years a teacher In the local schools, killed himself yesterday morning by taking carbolic acid. His

body was found about 7 o'clock at the First Ward school building by the

janitor. WANT VNION STATION.

Believing that the officials of the various railroads through Newcastle do not appreciate the conditions here In

their refusal to provide a union station. President McQuinn of the city

council has evolved a plan to bring

conditions before them and his plan has

met with hearty approval of the busi

ness men and manufacturers. CTT1' IS MADE LIABLE. William Blakely, chief of the depart

ment of inspection, declares that there will be many school houses occupied this year which should be condemned.

because of the change in the inspectlon law. "The new law," he says, "puts all the responsibility for changes on the local authorities. Many times we received requests to order changes which local authorities dared not order because of local Influence. DAIRYMEN TO MEET. Two hundred dairymen and health officers of Indiana are expected to attend the second convention of state and city health departments with the dairymen of Indiana, to be held In the hall of the supreme court room of the state house at Indianapolis Tuesday

nr. Woflnmlair. Kent. 7 and 8. The

finishing touches were put on the pro-

eram yesterday by II. E. Barnard. He

has found a general response through j

the state to his Invitations.

EDUCATIONAL ADVERTISING

THIEF CATCHERS PLAN MEET. Arrangements for the entertainment

of the members of the National Horse

Thief Detective association, which or- j ganization holds its forty-ninth grand

annual meeting in Crawfordsville in October, were made yesterday by the Montgomery County Horse Thief De

tective association.

DIETS TO ENTER ARMY. Dieting on potatoes and other fatproducing foods for two months, Chas. Slaton of White Plans, Ky., added twenty pounds to his weight and today when he presented himself again to the recruiting office in Evansville met the army requirement of 147 pounds for a man of his height. LITTLE INTEREST SHOWN". Out of 1,300 republican votes in the city of Bloomington, less than one-half that number were cast In the republican primary election which closed at 8 o'clock Wednesday night. MANY' METHODISTS GATHER.

Twenty-five hundred Methodists were In attendance at Fort Wayne yesterday at the fourth annual picnic of the Allen

county members of the Northern Indiana conference, held at Robinson park,

The event was an all-day social affair.

as no business was transacted, although

a number of addresses by prominent

members of the clergy were delivered WAR ON SLOT MACHINES.

Chief Metzgen of tho Indianapclij

Articles of IncorporationThe H. J. Martin Forging company.

Indianapolis; capital stock, $ 5.000; manufacturers; incorporators, II. J. Martin. Augustus Jennings, W. M. Rock-

wood, C. H. Graf and G. O. Rockwood.

The North Anderson Social club, An

derson; no capital stock; social; direc

tors, Michael Maher, Emil Schaernowsky and David James. The Klein Bros.' company, Muncie; capital stock. $25,000; Jewelers; incorporators. G. A. Klein, E. M. Klein, and C. A. Cropper. Corporation changes wer ereported as follows:

The Kokomo Iffail and Brad company, Kokomo; Increase of capital stock from $150,000 to $180,000; A. L. Thalman, president. The Home Economy Building and Loan association, Oakland City; Increase of capital stock from $125,000 to $200,000; D. M. Martin, president. The Puro-Tuckahoe Water company, Indianapolis; capital stock $10,000; to produce and sell mineral and distilled water. Fred B. Elliott is president, C. W. Sedwlck vice president, C. W. Kriel treasurer and Thomas A. Harris secretary.

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EKR9LL HOW FOR OCTOBER TERM Equipments, new and up-to-date, complete in all Its appointments; faculty, composed of an able corps of experienced teachers; progressive ta methods, In the application of all tried and approved principles, both ne-w and oW, connected with a broad business education. CURRICULA This embraces four courses. English, Stenography and Typewriting, Commercial or Business, Drawing and Drafting.. Terms reasonable. Payments, easy. School all the year around. Can begm on any school day. The reTlval of business is making a larger demand than the Business College can fill. The young lady or gentlemen who fails to prepare himself now is throwing away the best chance of his life. There will be a, pood paying position open to you, the moment you are fitted for it Every thoroughly prepared member of the June class of 72 Graduatea from te school have taken or bare been assigned to positions. Good boartfing can be secured near the school. The Railroad. Interurban and street-car lines furnish easy and quick access to the school. Scarcely a point in the County of Lake where the student cannot attend the College from his home. Por particulars writ the Chicago Business College, Hammond. Ind. Telephone 1884. F. M. ELLIOTT, Business Manager