Hammond Times, Volume 3, Number 168, Hammond, Lake County, 5 January 1909 — Page 4

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THE FREAK BILL SEASON ON.

After all; it will seem like greeting an old friend when the legislature - meets at Indianapolis this , week. Indiana hasn't had a legislature session

for two years and we miss the enthusiastic work of the legislators and their

valiant fiffTirts to eret hills nassed and draw their mileage and tier diem. It

' has been a long tijae since the risibilities of the people have been tickled

by freak legislation and freak legislators. Newspaper dispatches inform an expectant constituency that there will be no lack of freak bills, however.

A bill is to be introduced in the house and is highly praised by Dr. Hurty,

Its tenor 13 that it be made a criminal offense for a person to take a chew

of tobacco of another's plug. We are told that this is highly dangerous to the public health: This is the first freak bill of the session. It makes our hearts as glad as the first robin of spring or the first ton of coal of winter. The crop of freak bills may henceforth be expected to be a bumper. There are

several other measures of far more importance to the public, however

than the tobacco plug bill. We offer a few bills for the edification of the

legislators with the hope that they will be looked after as beseems a great commonwealth's measures. (1) A bill requiring all street cars to carry a ' free lunch counter. (2) A bill requiring flat-owners to provide illuminated

. keyholes for belated lodgemen. (3) A bill requiring all drug stores to fur

nish licked postage stamps for customers. (4) A bill penalizing hotel and

restaurant men who charge a soup-sucker or a knife-eater less than twenty

five dollars a day for their lodging. But it will be necessary to run the list in installments and besides it would not do to have too many bills or our

esteemed legislators could not pass them. LOOKS ALSO INTO THE FUTURE.

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TO DEEPEN KANKAKEE. I CHAPMAN OFF TO AUSTRALIA. The Kankakee Reclamation company Dr. J. Wilbua Chapman of Winona

Is planning: to deepen the river bed at Lake, the evangelist, announced last

Iowa Congressman One of Ckief Figures in President s Message on Secret Service

Editor Brown of the East Chicago Globe has a mind of his own and

isn't afraid In the least of being outspoken in the matter of the coming link

- ing together- of all the cities of the Calumet region into one. He criticizes

a certain Gary paper and says in regard to the stand taken:

"Whether the position is well taken or not can only be determined as time passes. It may seem the proper thing today to the people of Gary, most of whom are young in the experience of caring for and shaping the destinies : of a new city. A few years of real experience may work wonderful changes of opinion with the people and In the mind of the editor. There are matters of government to which may be objectionable or even opposed, yet circumstances may constrain one to fall into line, ircumetances are drawing all the cities of northwest Indiana into one great municipality that is bound to become a great metropolitan city, the name of which will be heralded to the farthest corners of the earth. Every day brings thl3 end nearer and nothing can prevent this realization. Gary may stand alone for a time but that is all. She must humble herself and bow to , the inevitable when the time arrives. Gary may be in a class by herself now; but to enjoy the wonderful development accorded to her in the future she cannot afford to hold her place as such." AS TO MOVING PICTURE MACHINES. '

COOKING FOR. THRASHERS. Ever help thrash? The farmers' wives moil at the task

of feeding the thrasher man and his helpers all the day long. And now at last in one of the counties of a middle western state the farmers' wives have struck. They refuse to cook three big

meals a day.

Good!

The thrasher men, joining issue, have

boycotted the county. They declare for three full banquets a day, else the

farmers' wheat, they say, may rot.

And there you are.

Now

The farmer's wife. If she conforms

to the old custom, must begin weeks

ahead of time to plan for the feeds.

The bounteous menu must include all

the substantial and all the delicacies

of cookery. Perhaps a beef Is killed.

Dozens of chickens are slaughtered. There must be six kinds of pie and other things in proportion.

And all day long the wife must stew

over the hot range excepting when she

washes dishes.

Through it all the man with the red

machine is monarch of all he surveys.

He tellthe household what time It must arise in the morning. In the

evening no man dares knock off until

he gives the signal. Let the cook wait and keep the supper piping hot. People and premises farm, barn, house, help, cook, even the dog are subject slave to the masterful man with the "separator." And, it may be added, much authority has made him as dictatorial as much good feeding has made him critical of cuisine. Therefore the long meditated revolt of the independent women of the farm and to them all hall! Let the presumptuous thrasher man modify his voracious demands or put up with a cold luncheon.

What with her common tasks of

cooking, mending, washing, butter

making and the other thousand and

one errands of the farm wife, she has enough to do without asking her to boil her brains over a hot cook stove

to feed a small army.

They do it differently in the far

west

There the thrasher gang carries a

cooking outfit, and the squad cook pre

pares the meals. No extra demand is made of the rancher's wife. Instead of toiling In her kitchen listen! the farmer's wife is often a guest at the

thrasher's table. It is quite a picnic

Never was there juster grievance

Momtnce, I1L, by the removal of lime

stone rock. Thia rockbed at Momence stands as a barrier against the success

ful drainage of the Kankakee marsh district and is accountable for the destructive overflows every spring.

COLLEGE BASEBALL INTERESTS. Candidates for the baseball team at

Notre Dame University near South Bend, will soon go into training, not

withstanding that the season is more than three months ia the future. The

night that the five weeks' revival scheduled for Chicago beginning in March probably will be abandoned. Accompanied by Charles M. Alexander, the singer. Dr. Chapman, on March 24, will sail for Australia, where he will conduct evengellstic meetings. LA FAYETTE IS CLOSED TOWS. After getting strict orders from the Lafayette police to keep their doors closed after hours, there were few sa

loon men in the city who had the

cm win do issued wunm a week ana temerity to keep rear bar entrances it is expected that at least forty menopan Sunday. Promptly at 11 o'clock will appear in uniforms when Coach ' Saturday night the saloon were emptied.

Curtice is ready to take hold of the

squad. TO BUY GAS-ELECTRIC CAR. The Chicago & Alton railroad, beginning today will experiment with a gas-electrio car between Bloomington, Ind., and Dwight, 111., fifty-three miles. Two round trips a day will be made and if at the end of two weeks the teat is considered favorable more cars

ill be used. In this way the road

hopes to compete with the interurban

lines. . BEVERIDGE GETS RELIEF" MONEY,

The Indianapolis police force, through

Chief Metrger, is in receipt of a dispatch from Senator Beverldge acknowl

edging the receipt by him of the sub

acription over $200 for use among the Lake of St. Louis, Mo., third vice preslsufferers in Italy. The dispatch states dent of the Catholic Total Abstinence

that the money has been turned over

to the state department to be used at

nee in furnishing relief.

JTHVE NOT BRIDES' MONTH. The month of June no longer can be

called the month for brides In Montgomery ceunty, according to statistics

f former County Clerk Dumont Ken

nedy, who has just retired from of

fice. The record shows June is forced

to surrender to October. August, the

hottest month of the year, defeated the record of June, as well as October.

TO REGULATE AGENCIES. Senator Nathan B. Hawkins of Port

land has a plan for the regulation of Maccabees of Indiana, will be elected

private employment agencies as the : Jan. 6, the meeting to be held either establishment of state offices, and will at Hartford City or Peru. The list of

introduce a bill at the coming legis- candidates Includes Knight Case of lature empowering the state labor Muncle of Muncie, Keis of Indianapolis, agencies and to have charge of their 11- j Clapper of Hartford City, Brown of censing and bonding. lAuburn and Glldersleeve of LaPorte.

By rar,e- good fortune a loss of life and escape fro injury was averted in a Gary, moving picture show the first of the week, when an explosion

took place during the progress of the program. There were about three

hundred people in the theater at the time and a wild scramble ensued

Fortunately cool-witted persons contributed largely to the fact that no one was seriously injured. There is a disposition among newspapers in the

largest cities at present to ask whether the moving picture shows are per

fectly safe and in the discussion which has followed there is considerable difference of opinion. One paper conducted an investigation and found

that a good many men, who operate the moving picture apparatus, smoke and imperil the celluloid films in that way. There are moving picture machines in Gary, Hammond, Crown Point, East Chicago, Whiting and Indiana Harbor and it will be well for the authorities of the various places

to see that the ordinances requiring the operation of the machines to be

perfectly safe and properly conducted are rigidly kept. HAMMOND WANTS NONE OF THEM.

than that of these striking farm

wives.

The arrest of two females in Hammond on the charge of conducting a

disreputable resort will come as a great surprise to a great many people

who", ofter the memorable raids and disclosures of bygone years had sup

posed that the city was morally clean. It is, of course, difficult for the police i

to stamp out this evil, and the local authorities have no doubt tried hard to

locate offenders of public morals. There are, however, a number of other places in Hammond whose owners and-lessees had better change their mode of loose life. Some of these places the police have been striving to put under the ban for some time, but it has been difficult to get the requisite evidence. Hammond is no place for women of easy virtue and the citizens of the community will not tolerate it. The quicker they move out and the longer they stay out, the better pleased Hammond will be. Complaints have been made to the TIMES anent the character of two other houses in Hammond and unless there is a mending of ways, the full particulars of the cases ' will be given publicity. - OF THE 1100 diseases to which the human body Is liable, according to a German physician, there are forty-eight peculiar to the eye. Wish somebody could figure out the disorders that can be classified under the head of ingrowing political ambition. - . . ' XTTT A XT OTTT' VAT ia tha f tk. , t ...

i umi kjxxx o iuc uomc ui me new ieaaer oi tne Chinese. Our friend Li Hung Chang speaks in very complimentary terms of him. Qlad to

meet you sm. neres nopmg you Keep your head.

IF IMPf " TANT business and real estate movements In this part of ; t.hft countv keen un durine 1909 as well-nn tViou- . ..

atai'ieu out, ine year

is going to ue a. mi&my one in mose-nnes. , , ANXIOUS SPORT never mind beau, if Batling Nelson does go to Austra

lia, we shall be prepared to cover those West Hammond fights. We are

breaking in Johnny Delaski.- .

THIS DATE IN HISTORY. January 5.

1675 Turenne defeated the Imperial

ists at battle of Turkhelm.

1762 Empress Elizabeth Petrovna of

Russia died. Born Dec. 18, 1709.

1781 Arnold Invaded Virginia with

1,500 British troops.

1799 England and Turkey concluded

a treaty of defensive alliance.

1S30 Riotous demonstrations In Eng

llsh manufacturing districts

against the introduction of labor

saving machinery.

1838 President Van Buren warned

Americans not to aid in the Can a

dian revolt.

1868 United States military asylum at

Augusta, Me., destroyed by fire

1896 Cecil Rhodes resigned the pre

miersfcip of Cape Colony. i f. THIS IS MY 34TH BIRTHDAY. Henry E. Cramp.on.

Henry Edward Crampton, prof esso

of zoology In Columbia university, wa

born in New York City, Jan, 5, 1875

and was educated In the public schools

oftthat city and in the College of th

City of New York and Columbia uni

versity. After his graduation in 1893

he was offered and accepted the post

tion of assistant in biology in Columbi

university. Two years later he be

came instructor in biology at the Mas

sachusetts Institute of Technology, end

remained with that institution one year, resigning in 1S96 to return to Columbia as a lecturer. Since 1904 he has been professor of zoology at Columbia and also an Instructor in Barnard college. Dr. Crampton Is an associate member of the staff of the Carnegie Institution far the Station for Experimental Evolution at Cold Spring Harbor. His investigations have been

chiefly in the fields of experimental

) embryology and experimental evolu

tion, his contributions appearing In

leading technical journals of the United States, England and Germany.

It was the dryest Sunday Lafayette has known In years. TO SUE SHERIFF SMELSER. Notice has been Berved on former Sheriff Smelser, of Anderson, who retired from office Friday, that the city would bring suit to recover all money paid by the city as "and out" fees for city prisoners In th county Jail during his term of office. The amount sought is about $3,000. Y. M. C A. MEN ON LID. The second Sunday "lid' anniversary in Evansville was observed by the local Young Men's Christian association with a mass meeting at Evans hall. The

principal speaker was Mrs. Leonora M.

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Union, whose subpect was, "Who is Re

sponsible?" WINTER TERM OPENS. Wabash college at Crawfordsville opened for the start of the winter term Monday, and this will be the signal for a remustering of forces In athletic circles In order that the various teams might get into condition for the strenuous campaigns which are booked ahead. CANDIDATES ARE MANY'. The successor of Stephen B. Borden,

as great commander of the Knights of

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She has undaunted courage and gives

milk frequently. To a man who does

not fear death in any form she would

be a great boon. She is very much

attached to her home at present by means of a log chain, but she will be sold to any one who will use her right. She Is one-fourth short horn and three-

fourths hyena. I will also throw in a

double-barreled shotgun, as it goes with

her. Advertisement in Alt a (Canada) Searchlight.

Some men aeek notoriety Instead of fame, for the simple reason that It brings results orach earlier.

A West Virginia boy put a lighted cigarette in a bottle of powder. The

bottle was blown to pieces. Also the

boy.

Marrying for lone Usually Pays a ereat deal better than Marrying For money.

Peoria man chased to front door of

his home by a wolf shot it on his front

door steps. Remarks on keeping the wolf from the door are no win order.

THE REASON WHY IT IS RISKY FOR A MAN TO HITCH HIS WAGON

TO A STAR IS. THAT STARS ARE

NATURALLY" HIGH FLIERS. AND

MIGHT LAND HIM IN THE DIVORCE

COURT.

RANDOM THINGS AND FUNGS

The Fellow Who Is going To the devil usually Finds it a very short Journey.

Political Forecast.

The stork .accompanied by Dr. York,

visited our home Tuesday and left an

eight and one-half pound son. To those who are interested in the new arrival we will say he hasn't as many teeth in

sight as President Roosevelt, but he apparently has the same free and will

ing use of his lungs which made Mr,

Bryan famous, and by the way he takes hold of objects in reach we are afraid

he will develop into a democratic politician. Otherwise he appears quite

natural. Panhandle (Texas) Herald.

If we asked some one to do something for ns and they did it at once and in our way instead of thelrs, we would not be able to survive the shock.

THE CREAM OF THE

orning News

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President's reply to house secret ser

vice resolution is in effect that mem

bers are not knaves but gfools; bl

stick hits many.

Federal supreme court decides that

Chicago and Alton must pay fine Im

posed for granting rebates to packers.

President Roosevelt sends message to

the house, replying to criticism In regard to secret service.

Congressman Prince introduces a bill

to change meeting time of congress to

March 4.

Congress, on request of the president.

unanimously appropriates $800,000 for

Italy's earthquake sufferers and authorizes the use of the navy in any way needed to aid in the relief work.

Chicago city . council and state legis

lature take steps toward raising funds

for relief In Italy. Local subscriptions continue and a goodly Increase 1 smade

In the total contributions.

The United States supreme court

sanctions the overturning of Judge Landis fine of $29,400,000 against the Standard Oil company, and the case

must be retried.

Federal supreme court upholds New

York's SO cent gas law, and companies

must return $10,000,000 to consumers.

Declaring wife was false, Chicago negro admits he burned body In fur

nace. '

Annual exhibition of the Society of

Western Artists opens tonight in the

Art Institute.

T. Jtnkins Hains takes the stand in his own defense in the court at Flushing, N. Y., and telling a dramatic story

replete with details, denies that a mur der plot existed to kill W. E. Annis.

Chinese government conceals its In

tentions and forbids the grand council

to discuss dismissal of Yuan Shi Kai.

Members of the protective committee of stockholders in A. Booth & Co. an

nounce their plan of reorganization.

Bears sell wheat Jauntily during the

early hours and run to cover when

bulls make a demonstration at the

close; business curtailed by annual

election of officers of the board of trade; cattle and hogs higher; sheep

lower.

Wall street Is demoralized by the 27-

polnt drop in Consolidated Gas when the decision of the supreme court Is announced and the oil ruling is welcomed.

Cossssscjr WaLjTjlts. I . Smith

LOOKING ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

A Lost Subscriber. Slips of the tongue are to be put

down to bad luck as much, perhaps, as

to poor elocution. A young man who

was recently canvassing for subscrip

tions missed fire on a word and as a result was out one commission. He stood in the front hall, explaining to the lady of the house the merits of

the paper he was urging upon her.

"The circulation is enormous," he

said. "Every week this periodical

reaches something like 3,000,000 fireplaces."

The woman looked at him keenly. "I don't doubt but what you meant firesides," she said. "Eut I guess I won't take It today, thank you." Youth's Companion.

Little Girl All right, I will but It'll be quicker if I jus tell you the things I don't want Harper's Weekly.

The Light That Failed. A dear old county gentleman and bis wife paid a visit to the seaside. While the simple pair were walking on the beach one evening they suddenly no

ticed the revolving light of a lightship. The old lady gazed at it with open eyes for some minutes, then turned to her husband with a puzzled look. "Well," she exclaimed, "if the man in that ship hasn't lit that light this forty times and It has gone out every time!" Argonaut.

The One in a Million. Mr. Flatbush Out of every million letters that pass through the postofflce it is calculated that only one goes astray. Mra. Flatbush Seems strange, John, that the one I give you to mail should always be that one. Yonkers Statesman.

Another Way. "I suppose," said the facetioui stranger, watching a workman spread a carpet from the church door to the curb, "that's the highroad to heaven you're fixing up?" "No," replied the man; "this Is merely a bridal path." Harper's Weekly.

Measureably Mournful. Tourist Where's the bulldog I sold you the other day, Mick? Mick Oh, the poor baste swallowed a tape measure and died, soor! Tourist (waggishly) He died by inches, eh? Mick No, soor! He went round the back of the house and died by the yard! London Opinion.

The Simpler Way. Kind Parent Now, darling, tell papa all the things you wish for Christmas.

Trying Him on the Dog. Suburbanite (to visitor) Oh, how are you? Come right in. Don't mind the dog. Visitor Eut won't he bite? Suburbanite That's just what I want to see. I only bought that watchdog this morning. Philippine Gossip.

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Time and Change. Clerk But you just bought

novel and paid for it Customer Yes. Clerk Then why do you wish to return, it? Customer I read it while waiting for my change. Cleveland Leader.

Santa Clans' Aero-Car. Twinkle, twinkle, little car, How I wonder If you are Santa, as you quickly fly Like a rocket through the sky.

-Life.

We anticipate that Mr. Kern will have more excitement In being elected senator than he had in trying to be elected vice president.

The Day In Congress

John D. Rockefeller is tell us all how to give money. For pity's sake, Jawn, If you can't tell us how to make it, keep still.

Most of us observe the day of rest by staying in bed until it Is too late to go to church.

For Sale. my residence In township 19, range my rtsidence In township 19, range 18, according to the government survey,

one raspberry plush cow, eight years old. She Is a good milker and not

afraid of motor cars or anything else

If vanity is woman's prerogative, why does a man always robber at himself In a street window as he passes where he can get a glimpse at himself.

Deputy Sheriff Ben Bell hasn't had a chance to flash that gold star on anyone yet, but he hopes his friends will all be good boys so that none of them will be the first

SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW WHAT CAN BE DONE TODAY t OTHERS HAVE TO BE RESTRAINED. THE TROUBLE IS THAT EACH HUGS THE MOTTO BELONGING TO THE OTHER.

(Washington, D. C, Jan. 4. 1909) Senate. With practically no opposition the the senate today passed the house bill

appropriating $800,000 to aid the Italian earthquake sufferers. Senator Bailey of Texas declared that such appropriations were unconstitutional, but did nothing to delay congressional action.

The sum of $400,000 was appropriated

by a senate bill today for the purchase of a building in Paris as the home of the American ambassador.- The bill

will at once go to the house for its consideration. Jan. 14 was today designated for consideration of the omnibus claims bill which carries an appropriation of $2,300,000. House. After having been In session a little over an hour, the house adjourned out Of respect to the memory of Representative Davey of Louisiana, who died during the recess. Numerous messages from the presi

dent on various subjects were read. The

most important were a message recommending aid for the Italian earthquake sufferers and a message responding to a resolution asking for information as to what the president meant In his annual message regarding the secret service. The relief asked for the stricken Italian people was quickly and unanimously given, the sum of $800,000 being appropriated, while the secret service message was referred to the special committee having to do with the matter after Mr. Griggs of Georgia had moved to have it returned to the president, which motion he later withdrew. Appointed By President. Envoys Extraordinary and Ministers Plenipotentiary Huntington Wilson of Illinois, to the Argentina Republic; Spencer F. Eddy of Illinois, to Rou-

mania and Servla and diplomatic agent

jn Bulgaria.

Consuls General Arnold Shanklin of Missouri at Mexico City, Mexico; Alban G. Snyder of West Virginia, at Panama.

IN POLITICS

Governor Bert M. Fernald of Maine, whose inauguration takes place this

week, is said to be the first genuine

to fill the office of chief executive in the PInetree state. An instance of how public men of prominence sometimes mysteriously disappear from the public horizon is furnished In the case of William D. Bynum, a former Indiana democratic leader who a few years ago was regarded as a national authority on the tariff question. After his retirement from congress Mr. Bynum left Indiana quietly and has since been living quietly in Oklahoma. According to report Senator La Follette has offered the position of managing editor of the weekly paper he is about to launch to J. Herbert Quick of Iowa. Mr. Quick is a former mayor of Sioux City. In addition to doing considerable work as a Journalist he has found time to write several novels which met with considerable favor from the reading public. George T. Oliver, one of the leading candidates to succeed United States Senator Knox of Pennsylvania, Is the publisher of three daily newspapers in Pittsburg. He belongs to a very wealthy family which made Its millions in the steel business a number of years ago. During the last campaign Mr. Oliver Is said to have raised $250,000 for the republican national committee among his Pittsburg associates. Though active in politics for

many years he has never before been

farmer who has ever been called upon a candidate for high public office.