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Another of Bryan's boneyard issues was the initiative and referendum. He used it as a bugaboo to scare people to death. It was one of the boomerangs that beat him, but have you ever heard of Bryan's saying that he was WRONG on that question? How do you know that if he was elected president he wouldn't work for it?
WHAT THE REPUBLICANS HAVE DONE FOR LABOR.
MR. WATSON, THE FEPUBLICAN candidate for governor, is making
some very telling points in his campaign as pertaining to that very im
portant topic, labor. The republican party has been falsely dubbed a foe to labor by mis leading democratic papers. As a good friend to labor, Mr. Watson has shown that this is not so.
Now, Mr. Laboring Man, you don't have to believe anything any politician tells you in this campaign, but you can go to the records and see that
the republican party has done things for labor.
It hasn't talked itself to death like the democratic party has in an effort
to drown out the din made by southern tyranny over labor.
These are some of the things that Mr. Watson shows you the republican
party has done for labor.
Of twenty-five states that have a factory inspector service twenty-two
are republican. Of the twenty-one states with boards of arbitration sixteen
are republican. . Of the seventeen states with laws limiting the hours of labor
on public works to eight hours .fourteen are republican. Of the twenty-seven
states restricting the employment of children, nineteen are republican- Of
the thirteen states having laws prohibiting the employment of children in the
operation of dangerous machinery, eleven are republican. Of the thirty eight states regulating the employment of women, twenty-nine are republican,
Of the twelve states which regulate sweat shops, ten or republican. Of the
twenty-one states which compel the prompt payment of wages in money,
fifteen, are republican. Of the fifteen states preventing the discharge of la
boring men, solely because they belong to a union, fourteen are republican. Of the thirty-eight states which provide that trade unions may adopt labels and which also provide -against their being counterfeited, twenty-seven are
republican. THE LESSON OF A LITTLE -CORSET STRING.
LITTLE THINGS CAUSE A GREAT deal of trouble-sometimes, perhaps
oftime3 would be more correct.
A bit or news comes to us from California which illustrates this. When
Miss Fannie Fisher, a table girl in a hotel, went down to begin her routine
work, a white corset string dangled from the fastening of her dress.
The head waitress, Miss DeCoursey, arrogant and haughty, jested at
Miss Fisher in the presence of the guests. Miss Fisher blushed and retired
to gather in the recalcitrant lacing string.
When she returned Miss DeCoursey proceeded with her raillery until
Miss Fisher dropped a bowl of hot milk into a stranger's lap in her confusion
Then she lost patience. She grabbed a hamburger steak, which she coyly
pasted against Miss DeCoursey's blooming cheek, and as the head-waitress
turned away Miss Fisher caught her on the other side with a hot egg omelette fresh from the range. Then Miss DeCoursey came to, and forgetting her gentle breeding, laid Miss Fisher low with a cut glass water bottle. Another waitress hurried to Miss Fisher's help and handed her a catsup bottle which
she broke on the top of Miss DeCoursey's poll. .The air was full of flying
things and one of the star borders received a plate of gravy on his on his
shirt bosom. And all this from a misplaced corset -string. Girls be careful. THE ORIGIN OF THE B00RBACK.
Editor, Times: Will you be kind enough to tell some of your readers
the origin of the word "roorback" a3 a political term? Several Inquirers.
The roosback dates back to the Polk campaign- in 1844 when a mythical
Baron Roorback, in print, accused the presidential candidate of selling negroes with his initials branded upon their shoulders. Roorbacks are usually withheld until the very end of a political struggle, when denial is too late
to find general circulation. Editor. -
WE POINT WITH admiration to that great labor leader, John Mitchell
in contrast to Gompers. Mr. Mitchell's delicate touch in politics is no less
maxaeu man uiai wmcu maae mm such a force in labor troubles.. He pro-
resses lack of Knowledge, but immense admiration for both Taft and Bryan.
There s a true labor leader for you, who refuses to be dragged Into politics.
SOME OF THE Marshallites are pretty hard to get into the brewery
necK-yoKe, but Tom Taggart and his crew, Lieber, Fairbanks, Bell, et al
think they can make It all right
THIS DATE IX HISTORY. Sept. 3. 1519 Cortes entered the Indian city of
Tlasca.
Joseph Dudley, one of the early
governors f Massachusetts, born
.earl to Heart
Talks.
By EDWIN A. NYE. Copyright. 1908. by Edwin A. Nye.
A MODERN SIDNEY.
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"Never mind me. I'm all right Look after the other fellows."
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The foregoing is the simple but sig
nificant epitaph on the monument re
cently erected to Midshipman James
Crouse in Arlington cemetery. Washington.
It tells in a graphic way the story of
the noble sacrifice of a lad of tha
American navy only a little over nine
teen years of age.
The boy died from injuries received
in an explosion in the turret of the bat
tleship Georgia while at target practice on Cape Cod bay.
If you will go to the files of the
newspapers you will find these particulars:
The gallant Crouse was at one of the
guns in the turret. Ills classmate and
chum. Midshipman Goldthwaite. served
another gun. The letter died from his
injuries inside of two hours. Crouse was frightfully wounded, besides be
ing badly burned. He got out of the
turret nearing cries for help, he painfully retraced his steps. He took hold and helped to care for the injured seamen. While doing so some one called attention to his own deplorable condition.It was then he uttered the words
chiseled on his monument:
Never mind me. I'm all right. Look
after the other fellows."
He was afterward taken to the hos
pital, where he died unflinchingly.
And that is all. At least that is all the newspapers
tell about Crouse and what he did.
But that is not all that is worth say
ing. Because .
An act of heroic self abnegation like
this one seems greater than any sermon, grander than any poem, finer than any lofty strain of music, more than any great work of art
IT IS DIVINITY REVEALING IT
SELF IN HUMAN FLESH a mo
ment of incarnation, the highest expression known to humans.
One thinks of the dying Sidney and
how he pushed the cup of water from his own parched lips when he said:
"Give it to him. His need is greater
than mine."
The stripling Crouse was kin of soul
to Sidney and to all the heroic souls of history.
And yet-
After you have said all this and
Justly the only concept of the charac
ter of James Thomas Crouse, midship'
man, is to be found in the simple act
and the sentiment It is all there on the monument
For President WILLIAM H. TAFT
lie la as strong aa be is gentle. Ilia reputation la simply spotless. In all the agitation of a heated campaign for tbe greateet office la the "world, ao one has vestured to Intimate a doubt of the absolute honest r of this inaa vrho has beea before the country for quarter of a century. Nor can aay one successfully dispute the simple proposition that to the whole history of the 1'nlted States ao one vras ever named for the preaideaey who vraa ao fitted by nature, by tralsingr and by experience for tbe duties, dignities nod responsibilities of that unique office CHARLES HOrKINS. In "The Independent."
For V-Prcsident JAMES S. SHERMAN
i aaspsr-s We certify to aU tbe -great electorate that when their -rotes In November shall have chosen James S. Sherman to be vice president of the United States, the senate will be aure of a presiding officer In character aad competency worthy of tbe beat traditions of that, great deliberate body, and that which God forbid the sad contingency were to come which should for a fourth time call a vice president from Nemr York: to the executive office, the Interests of the whole country would be safe In good hands, and the great office of the presidency would suffer no decadence from the hlch stnndnrd of dignity nnd honor and competency of which we ure ao Justly proud." ELIHU ROOT, at Sherman Notification Ceremonies.
row night In the schoolhouse there. A
grood meeting is promised aa both Mr.
Kllver and Mr. McAleer are great campaigners.
William IL Kllver, republican can
didate for Joint representative, will speak at Robertsdale on Friday. The republicans expect to have a great rally
on this occasion.
IIP AND DOWN lil INDIANA
in Roxbury. Died there April 2,
1720.
1737 The Hebrews disfranchised by a
vote of the New York legislature,
1779 Paul Jones with the Bon Homme
Richard captured the British frl gate Separls.
1854 A reciprocity treaty between the
United States and Canada signed
by the governor general.
1864 Union troops victorious in a con
flict with the confederate forces at
Athens, Ala.
1888 Francois Achille Bazaine, a fa
mous marshal of the French army.
died. Born Feb. 13, 1811.
1905 Highest court In Canada denied
the appeal of Greene and Gaynor
against extradition. THIS IS MY SOTII BIRTHDAY. Wllllcm De Witt Hyde.
William De Witt Hyde, president of
Bowdoin college and recognized as one
of the most educators in America, was
born Sept. 23, 1858, at Wlnchendon,
ilass. His early education was re
ceived in the public schools and at
Phillips Exeter Academy. After leav
lng the academy he went to Harvard college and was graduated from that
institution with high honors in 1879
His theological training was received at Andover seminary. Dr. Hyde filled various New1 England pulpits and spent several years as a teacher before he became president of Bowdoin college
in 1885, when he was but twenty-seven
years old. He is- the author of a nunv
ber of works on religious and educa tional subjects.
RANDOM THINGS AND FLINGS
Mr. Marshall is also coming hither
to tell us what he doesn't know about
the breweries. "Heavlngs," he gasped
"This is turribel, turribel!"
MICHIGAN CENTRAL ORDERS CARS.
The Michigan Central has closed a
contract with the American Car and Foundry company to rebuild 5,000 cars.
which will keep the plant at Detroit busy till Jan. 1 and add 1.000 men to
the pay roll. The reports from the
car works are of a more encouraging character.
WOMEN WOULD BE P. M.'S Wabash county has an antique post-
office contest in which the rivals are two pretty young women, both of whom
are showing themselves politicians in lining up their friends, and both of whom have given Senator Beveridge the most difficult task of years.
MOTION R. R. WANTS WATER. The Monon on its main line Is ex
periencing trouble in getting water for
Its locomotives. Unless there are early rains It will be necessary to haul water for the locomotives from rivers on the Monon line. At one or two of the points where locomotives take water and fuel water is being hauled now.
FARMERS PRAY FOR RAIN. This was another day of prayer in
the churches in the Kankakee valley, where for several days fires, which
have threatened to sweep everything before them, have been fought with grim determination by hundreds of farmers.
ONION FIELDS BURN. Extensive onion fields belonging to
Warren Dart of Oxford, O., and located near Warsaw, were fired in some
mysterious manner last night and
about ten acres have been consumed.
400 FRIENDS FIGHT LIQUOR. Four hundred attended tbe mass-
meeting held this afternoon at the East
Main Street Friends church under the
direction of the Richmond Ministerial association and the Wayne county civic league to make a demonstration
In favor of county local option. QUARREL ENDS FATALLY. While quarreling over their sweethearts in Vincennes, tonight, A. Ia
Aikens of Bridgeport, 111., shot Jerry
Quinlan of Lima, O., through the abdomen. Qulnlan died at Cornett sanitarium in Lawrencevllle, and Aikens was taken to the Lawrencevllle jail after a four hours' chase. BURNS BARNS AND SUICIDES. William T. Beall, once a wealthy
farmer of Preble county, Ohio, blew out his brains early this morning at
his home about sixteen miles east of
Richmond. Mr. Beall first set fire to his large barn and shed, which, with
their contents, were destroyed at a
loss of $2,500. DEMOCRATS WANT INFORMATION
The .democratic members of the house want more specific information from Governor Hanly concerning the
threatened depredations of the night
riders in southern Indiana counties, be
fore they will vote for an appropria
tion and a law giving him the right to appoint secret service men with the
power of sheriff to deal with the sltua tlon. ABOUT TIME TO BEGIN.
"We have not even begun the approach of the final contest. Before the victory many men will be called
upon to change their political affilia
tions of a lifetime." Hanly, at Bloom-
ington. FISHERMAN IS DROWNED.
Falling asleep while fishing, George
W. Chalmers, 37 years old, who was sitting on a log at the edge of the Mississenewa river, fell in and was
drowned. ' ' ' FINDS $1,000 PEARL.
Charles King of Evansville, who for
the last two years has been mussel digging in the Ohio river near Rockport, Ind., found a pearl valued at $1,000. One of his fellow workmen found another for which he refused
$500. Green Goodman, who runs a mussel camp on the Wabash river near Mink island, found a pearl and sold it
to a pearl buyer for $1,000.
United States Senator Charles Curtis
of Kansas, who has just completed a week of campaigning in Indiana, re
ported at republican headquarters in Chicago yesterday, enthusiastic over the republican outlook in the Hoosior state.
"The meetings were exceedingly
large in Danville, Attica, Wabash, Ko-
komo and Alexandria," said Mr. Curtis. "In many of the towns the meet-
ngs were larger than in any previous
campaign. At Fowler the statement was made that it was the largest political meetings ever held at that place. At all the points visited the enthusiasm
was great and all reference to Taft
and Sherman, McKinley, Roosevelt, and
Lincoln was cheered to the echo."
Senator Curtis was accompanied in
his campaign tour by the Rev. John Wesley Hill of the Metropolitan Temple M. E. church of New York.
cut, a Baptist church was put on rollers and trundled 200 feet nearer the 'place. Case of the spirit moving.
Walt for Mme. Hesperinda, the champion long-distance star gazer, and she'll tell you all about how it's going to happen.
Local option simply
you can't do as yen please,
means that
Jacob Rimbach feels that he has done his share towards electing Mr. Taft, and he has. !
There are far more Important issues in this campaign than Governor Hanly. There is Hon. James E. Watson, for instance.
Remember that school may develop your child's brain, but you can only teach It good manners at home.
IN POLITICS
Jasper- Joseph W. Schwartz of
Huntlpgburg may receive the socialis
tic nomination for congress for the
first district without opposition. Mr,
Schwartz was-once mayor of his home
city.
Richmond The Wayne county demo
crats believe In giving full publicity to contributions to the democratic campaign fund and the published list which appeared today in the Morning
News, the democratic organ, shows
total of $30.50 from Wayne county fol
lowers of Bryan and era. Of this
amount Dr. Richard SchlUinger, mayor
of Richmond, gave $10 and Thomas J,
Study a like sum.
Mr. Bryan is to come to Gary. The steel city Is certainly experiencing a lot of vicissitudes for a small and growing place.
Congressman Crumpacker's appellation of Mr. Darroch as "gum-shoeing" is trite and apropos.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW NICE A MAN FURNISHES HIS HOME, UNLESS HE MARRIES T LITTLE MAID CALLED CHEERFULNESS, THERE'S A HOT TIME IN STORE FOR HIM.
Fall evidently came in with a huge bun on.
Save your matches, be careful fire. Firemen have enough to do.
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A HAMMOND GIRL'S IDEA OF A NICE YOUNG MAX IS ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HENRY MILLER, SINGS LIKE R. E. GARBER, TALKS LIKE ROBERT W. CHAMBERS, AND ACTS LIKE "THE DEVIL."
. It's a wise child that knows Its own father especially when father has a home In Glen Park or Miller.
Poor evening?; Yell-oh.
The love letters of the prudent Men are never written And then he Forgets To " Mali them.
To get rid of a saloon in Cojinectl-
Some of the arguments that Bryan has, ought to bo served with laudanum free of charge to deaden the pain.
Even a close friend has a way of sidling; oft when you put a hand to touch him financially.
Shelbyville The republican speaking which was to have been held here on
next Saturday, at which time "Uncle
Joe Cannon was billed to speak, has
been canceled, Mr. Cannon being unable to visit Shelbyville at that time. There
will be speaking on Saturday, Oct. 3
Owen Scott, a former democratic con
gressman, is billed to speak. He Is
from Decatur, 111.
Dan'llle A massmeeting is called
for the republicans of Hendricks
county at the courtroom for the organ
isation of a Lincoln league and Taft and Sherman club. At the meeting to
night officers will be elected and arrangements perfected for the work of the club during tbe remainder of the campaign.
THE CREAM OF THE Morning News
Speaker Cannon's Opponent For Seat In Congress,
ft-.
mm
Is
Marital woes of two sons of Jay
Gould are aired in New York court.
New York Jews charge systematic
padding of police records with view of
making It appear that members of race
figure largely In crime.
Thousands of temperance workers
invade Indiana statehouse and urge
members of the legislature to vote for
the county option bill.
Comptroller Murray in an address at Washington to bank examiners de
clares much carelessness and incom
petency are shown by them and points
out needed reforms in their work and methods.
President Roosevelt issues a statement showing that long ago Taft refused to agree to compromise with Foraker. He holds Haskell and the democratic party the real sufferers by Hearst's charges. The appearance of Judge Taft, who will speak In Chicago at Orchestral hall tomorrow night, will be the signal for the opening of a vigorous campaign for republican success in November. William R. Hearst refuses to accept Governor Haskell's challenge to submit Standard Oil controversy to editors. Mr. Bryan declares that since Roosevelt has Indorsed Taft he is ready to combat both. Chief Shippy, fearing contamination,
declines to personally investigate conditions in the "red light" district, depending upon a report from the official who for three months has tolerated lawlessness. J. V. . Farwell, in will distributing estate valued at $1,775,000, honors Dwlght L. Moody's name by establishing an evangelistic fund. Wilbur Wright, at Le Mans sets 'new world's aeroplane record and is publicly congratulated by the American ambassador in presence of 10,000 persons. As special measure to stamp out cholera in Manila 200 members of the constabulary are to be employed. United States also takes precautions to prevent spread of Russian malady to this country. Record-breaking northwestern receipts depress the wheat market and other grains; cattle strong; hogs higher. Stocks in Wall street take a big drop, influenced by the increasing uncertainty of the political outlook. Football practice officially started among western colleges. Chicago loses Anderson, who is discovered to be ineligible.
Widespread interest attaches to the race of Henry C. Bell in the Eighteenth Illinois district against Joseph G. Cannon, the veteran speaker of the house of representatives, for the latter's seat in congress. Mr. Bell, who lives at Marshall, 111., and is a veteran of the civil war, having enlisted when he was fiften years of age, has stumped the district from border to border, laying particular stress upon the injunction plank of the democratic platform. Mr. Cannon suffered his only defeat in bis district in 1890 when he was opposed by Samuel T. Bussy.
MARSHALL AT HARBOR ON NINETEENTH OF OCT.
Roster Ticket Voters Felt That -They Were Being Neglected. (Special to Tkh Times). Indiana Harbor, Ind., Sept. 22. October 19 Is to b democracy's day in Indiana Harbor, according to statements made last evening by Messrs. B. and M. Cohen. On that date, Hon. Thomas Marshall, the democratic candidate for the gubernatorial chair, will address the faithful Bryan forces and attempt to instill into them a Roosevelt platform with Bryanesque trimmings. The announcement has been pleasing to nearly every one, said Mr. Cohen last night. Voters of the rooster ticket have felt that they were to be neglected in the furnishing of good speakers. There is little doubt that the meeting will be well attended, although" Marshall, in his efforts to plant the seeds of democracy in Harbor territory will find that he more than a onenight contract.
MOTHER OF 14 CHILDREN IN QUEST OF DIVORCE.
Mrs. Mulcahy DecJarea Spouse Was Cruel and Refused to Work. Mary Mulcahy of Hegewlsch, mother of fourteen children, applied to the circuit court yesterday afternoon for a divorce from Thomas Mulcahy. In the past four years, she asserts, he has worked but seven weeks. Mrs. Mulcahy and the defendant were married April 23, 18S5, and lived together until Sept. 1 last Three and one-half years after their marriage, Mrs. Mulcahy declares, her husband began to treat her cruelly, and has ptisrese treat her cruelly and has persisted in this since that time. Three times she has had him arrested and twice, she avers, he was committed to the house of correction. Ten days ago, the complainant says, her husband drove her from their home, threatening her with harm if she returned.
IF UNSATISFIED READ THE CLASSIFIED ADS AND GET ANOTHER BOARDING HOUSE.
WHAT THE ITALIAN THINKS Byran Makea Da Qran Speek. Ona Time Dls-a-Way and Another- Time Dat-a-Way.
MARRIAGE LICENSES GRANTED. Andl Barabaa, Marie Horwath. East Chicago; Michael J. Dunne, Minnie Thlbo, Chicago; Max Antler, Sarah, B. Wells, Chicago; Adolph Pahl, Amanda Jahn, Toleston; Johnson Lowe, Ida M. Mitchell, Chicago; James Barret, Chesterton, Cecillia Cunningham, Whiting; John Zuelow, Marie Pflock, Chicago; Frank E. Frye, Eleas, Alice A Green, Chicago; Oscar Regnler, Hernie Banfield, Shelby; Alva O. Phillips, Sarah 1m Beardsley, Chicago; Robert W. Muray, Daisy M. KIrby, Chicago; John C. Tinkle. Weltha Pierce Meneton, Chicago; Edward I. Holton, Jennie M. Si??rs. Chlct'jo.
An effort is being made to get up a Hammond crowd to go to Brook, where George Ade'a farm is located, to the republican love feast which Is to be held there Wednesday. Republican candidate for president, William H. Taft, is to be there and there will be political leaders present from all over the state. The fare from Hammond will only be $1.10 for the round trip and that will be the extent of the expense as Ade will serve a buffet luncheonon his farm all day. Ade will have all of the trains met with hayracks and a big time is promised to all who can be present. The Hammond party will leave at about 8 o'clock and will return to this city at about 8:30.'
William H. Kllver and W. J. McAleer will speak at 'Highlands tomor-
.Crown Point, Ind., September 22. Reeking with the odor of garlic, stale tobacco and numerous other fragrances (?) that usually hover around the person of a son of fair Italy, the wind bore to the willing ears of a Tikm correspondent, while the two were seated on an old station truck near the Pennsylvania station, bits of humor, philosophy and rare insight Into the leading questions of the day, that is not usually credited to the intelligence of a foreigner, who has not lived In
"da America state" over six months. Between copious quirts of tobacco, coming from between a set of white
and da big housa at da Washington city. For da people to maka da rule? Ha, ha. Da vaudeville perform, the lightning change perform. I sella da peanut at Denver. An' I see da conventsh. Da people rule? Mlserecordi! Da people no maka da rale. Bryan he maka da plank. Spika da plank, builda da platform, walka da come and da go on da platform. Da politlsh maka da big noise, cheera da long long, beata da republican cheer by da many minutes, take da republican plank, maka da platform, and da
Bryan, he say, he he the do of eet alL
teeth that would have graced the mouth Bryan he too mucha for da talk, but and been envied, by the fairest of worn-j not do big banan or da do. He calla en In another Of their sex, and with ! ja union man da beggar to da back; a smile and laughter that was con- j from da front he aska da vote. Ha, tagious. The dark skinned Italian ha! He getta da vote like da monk voiced his sentiments in the following fceepa da mon from da dago. He getta manner: "Da politeeks, ha! ha! da grat j ja nix. Da America people, da longAmerica game. I lika da game, my ; suffer people, twelve da year, da contree man he Ilka da game. Maka j mUch patience people, Bryan, da slipda fun, maka da laugh. Da Bryan ' pery banan. He tricka da people, man? Ha! ha Eet is'da Joke, da bigga j maka da fall. One big ambish has da joke. Wat you call eet? Hat ha! exact! . Bryan to getta da big Washington lob.
yaas da continuance perform, to pleasa i but no, misercordi. no. no. da neoclo
da peepul. Maka da grand speak, he speaka lika dis ona time, speaka lika dat nexta time. Da people, ha, ha, what you call eet; maka da compare. Ha, ha, da fun! da fun. Da compare, no work. Da speak, eet contradict. Da vote, puff. Up lika da smoke. Da Bryan he maka da speak. "Shall da people maka da rule?" Second tlma da Joke, the excellence Joke. "Shall da people maka a da rule?" Ha, ha. Whit tot Ua J30.000 doll by da yesr
maka da rule.
What Hurts Most. "1 tell you," said Sinnick, "men are getting bo deceitful these days that you can't trust your best frienda " And what's worse," interrupted Borroughs, gloomily, "you can't get your best frienda to trust you." Philadelphia Press.