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YALE HAS BETTER TEA

Capt. Pryor of Brown Eleven Predicts Elb will Beat Princeton and Harvard.

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ell secured the ball on East Chicago's twenty-yard line and Ilayden kicked

a perfect goal from the twenty-five yard line. Hascall suparcd the ball on

the klckoff and by a series of end runs and forward passes, forced the ball to within a few inches, when McShane went over thronerh center. He

failed to kick goal. After this neither

side was able to sror and the eame

ended with the score 10 to in East Chicago's favor. The game was characterized by the clean playing on both sides and the absence of wrangling. The only disagreeable feature of the

game was the difficulty in keeping the crowd off the field.

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Gary is already up against the question of a too narrow main thoroughfare. It Is a bit young to be confronted by this problem, but since the mistake of laying out Broadway, south of the Pennsylvania tracks, sixty feet instead of 100 feet Is made, tho sooner agitation begins to remedy the error, the better. Every city that enjoys a steady progress, sooner or later has the question to thrash out Chicago has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars, it is safe to assume, in the widening State street alone. The widening of Halsted street Is the most. recent undertaking agitated in this connection. Hammond is confronted with tho urgent necessity of widening State street, which matter, by the way has been unduly quiet of late. Gary, being the "heir of all the ages," should take Its lesson by the history of the experience of other cities. Sixty feet Sa crowding the limit of narrowness, anyhow. In Chicago, the narrowest street that the city will accept is sixty-six feet and an eighty foot thoroughfare Is a common width there. The streets within the loop district vary from SO to 120 feet in width and tua necessity for still wider streets to accommodate the immense amount of traffic, is apparent to all visitors to this busy district.

IF THE COFFEE at the Chicago Skat tournament is served in steins may help some.

i-few Haven, Conn., Nov. 11. Captain Pryor of the Brown university football eleven said this evening the Yale eleven stood easily ahead of the Harvard and Princeton teams, "Brown has never played Princeton," said he, "so that my prediction for the Yale-Princeton game la only my opinion. When I forecast Yale the victor of the contest with Harvard, my opinion is based on the fact that Brown has met both elevens and it seems to me Yale should defeat Harvard as badly as Yale beat Brown yesterday. Harvard had only a single attack which gained on Brown. Yale has any

number and all of them were more VALPARAISO TIGERS WIN GAME

powerful than the Harvard attack.

Lowell (9).

Shurte

Moore

Hrownell. .

O. Nichols.

Mlnnigle. . ,

Hathaway. Atwood

Alyea C. Nichols.

M. Ilayden

E. Chicago (10). ...Left end Sneddt-n ..Left tackle Billites . .Left guard. ...Silverman Center "Williams .Right Guard Douglas

Right tackle McKenna

..Right end Armstrong ...Quarter... .J. McShane .Left half Hascall .Rleht half Reil

Lambert Fullback.. ..P. McShane

Time of halves 25 minutes. Referee Keenan. Umpire Lynch. Head lines

man Hascall.

Harvard will excel Yale in only a single particular, the kicking of Burr. He will outpunt Coy unless Coy plays bet

ter ball than he did yesterday.

"I was not impressed with the Yale

formations for the defense, but Brown

could do nothing with them, although we came near it several times. The Yale rush lines play too far apart and Yale's idea in playing to center rush,

three behind the rush line, is poor.

But no eleven in the world could have

stood up against Yale's attack yes

terday."

mi mm - yost

Valparaiso, Ind., Nov. 11. The Valpa

raiso Tigers defeated the Polonia league club at football yesterday, 6 to

0. Lineup:

Valparaiso Ritrht end. Mclntire:

right tackle, John Forney: right truard.

Pierce; center. I!rnwn: left nruard.

Marks; left tackle, Danford; left end. Gardner; quarterback. Meads; left half back, Wilson (Cap.); right half back, W. Forney: full back. Osborn.

Polonia League Club Szabelskl. left

end; Orlowski, left tackle; Kuca, left guard; Smith, center; Hasske, right guard; Muzinski, right tackle; Shep

herd, right en J; Kulik. quarter back; Suwalski, left half back; Sayler. right half back; Shaeffer (cap.), full back. Touchdown Wilson. Goal Marks. Referee Orlikoski, White Eagle A. C. Umpire Shackleton, Purdue. Linesmen Zurifka. Marks. Timekeeper Trasdell, Bowlby. Time of halves 20 minutes.

HIGH SCHOOL BOYS ARE

Score LaPorte, 5; Ham-

Hunter.

mond, 6.

The ball on the next kickoff fell intrt

Orcutt's hands. No great gain was

made. Long made a srain of f,..

CM IS

Local Football Team Gains

Premier Honors of Northern Indiana by Defeating

LaPorte Last Saturday

on Wet Grounds.

NOW ARE IN LINE

FOR THE STATE HONORS

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The Town Clock.

Original. A group of citizens stood la tho market place of Schramberg, la the Black forest, looking up at the clock in thi

church tower. "It has stopped, eaid one. "No, but the hands more at a snail's pace," said another. "I have been standing here fully tec minutes," said a third, "and can't de tect the slightest chango." "And I have watched it for an hour," said a fourth. "The long hand shows a gain of tvro and a half minutes." "When was the change noticed?" "At 12 o'clock midnight It has noi ' struck the hour since." "Let me see two and a half minutes to the hour. At that rate the minute hand -would sweep the dial In twentyfour hours. The clock registers but an hour a day." From a little shop near by old Rothholz, the watchmaker, glanced out ol his window at the group, shook his head at them, then turned and resumed his work. The day before his son had come to him, wringing his hands. "Oh, father," he exclaimed, "CIclly has been condemned! Old Mothei Gault swore that she had seen hei with her ovra eyes vomiting crooked pins." "Whatl That innocent girl condemned for witchcraft on tho testi

mony of that hag?" "Tes, and she is to bo burned at the stake in three days. Oh, father, help! We are betrothed r The youngster, still In his teens, had not ceased to rely on his father fot everything. The old man scratched his head and gave himself up to deep thought Presently he said, "I cannol prevent this tragedy, but I may delay It." "How?" asked the boy eagerly. "You know, my son, that the clock in the church tower, which I made and about which no one except myself knows anything, is the legal time iu the village that I. the town clerk as well as watchmaker, keep the legal calendar and keep it by the clock. If I stop the clock I stop the village time, but in that case they would adopt another standard. I will make the hands go very slowly. This will delay the execution, and something may happen to save the girl." In the middle of the night the old man went up into the tower and changed the clock's rate to cue hour in twen

ty-four. Cicily could not be legally

burned for more than two months. The group standing in the market

place afer further discussion moved together to old Rothholz's shop, told him" that the clock had nearly stopped

and he must fix it. "Don't bother your

heads about the clock," he said; "it

will go well enough in time." "When?" "After the girl who was condemned yesterday has been burned." "What has that to do with it?" "I don't know. I only know that the clock, which has kept perfect time ever since it was set up in the tower, has suddenly gone wrong." "Nonsense:" exclaimed most of the party, and they went away. The old man Insisted that he could

not fix the clock, though, to satisfy the! authorities, he pretended to try. In a; few days the burghers, finding a new i subject of interest, ceased to talk i fcbout the clock. A week later Antoine

Hecker presented a note that was due to Karl Becker for payment. Becker declared that he would pay it when the town clock should say the time for payment had expired. Hecker went to Rothholz and asked for a certificate to that effect. Hecker declared that by the village time the note was not due. The result was a quarrel between the debtor and the creditor. Then came a widow who wished to

marry again. By the terms of her late

husband's will she would lose everything he had left her if she married before a certain date. The date had

expired, but the legal town time said

that it had not. The clerk said it was

hl3 duty to keep the calendar by the clock. He could do nothing. The judge ordered him before the court

and to fix the clock or keep the calen

der by another timepiece. The town clerk refused to break the law, and

tho Judge had no power to compel him

to do so.

As the days and weeks elapsed the condition of the people of the village

became more irritating. They quar

reled about the time to go to bed, to get up, for meals. The children would not go to school till the clock struck

the hour. Nobody would go to church

because there was no knowing when they should go. Those who had watches tyrranized over those who had not and quarreled among themselves

as to whose watch was right At last

the hubbub was so great that it be

came intolerable. A committee wait

ed on the town clerk and begged him

to fix the clock or break the law, prom

ising him immunity.

"Not I," he said. "I believe that heaven shows its displeasure through

the clock for the condemnation of a

pure young girl for witchcraft"

When this was repeated to the judge

he called the court together and reopened the trial of the condemned

Cicily. Antoine Hecker, who was anx ious to get his money from his cred

itor, having heard that the clock would

not go properly . till Cicily was acquit

ted, swore that the night before he had seen her accuser sailing by moonlight . a AVI .J. I. 3

on tho river in a sieve, aii me dissatisfied people In the village supported his testimony. Cicily was acquitted, and the old woman was condemned to be burned in her stead. That night at midnight the old clock struck the hour and thenceforth recorded the time correctly. CHARLOTTE BOND HILL.

Michigan's Confidence Reduced by Decisive Vic

tory of Quakers.

GARY WINS AGAIN.

Ann Arbor, Mich., Nov. 11. Coach

Yosh returned this afternoon from

Philadelphia where he saw the Quak

ers beat Pennsylvania State yesterday.

He brought with him a respectful idea

of the strength of Michigan's next op

ponents.

Said Tost: "The Penn team is strong,

and we have a big job on our hands.

Just now it looks as if it will be large

ly a matter of luck, and the team that

gets the break on that should win."

The 28 to 0 score of Penn over Penn.

State took away a lot of Michigan con fidence, and the Quakers are now fa

vorites in the betting. Today several

bets were made with Penn on the long

of 5 to 3 odds.

"Up to the present time," said Keene

Fitzpatrick tonight, "the Michigan

team is in the best possible condition.

Unless unexpected accidents put us on

the bum this week, we will have no

excuses to offer If Penn beats us. Phy

sically we will be ready.

(Special to Lake County Time.) Valparaiso, Ind., Nov. 11. The Garv

football team defeated the Chicago Polish Eagles at the fair grounds in this city, Sunday afternoon, by a score of 17 to 0. The Garv team scored its

first touchdown near the end of the

second half when Forney went over for a touchdown on a twenty-yard run. In the second half Wilson of the Gary

team broke through the visitors' line for two runs of thirty and fifty yards.

Marks kicked two goals. The visitors

put up a plucky defense and gained a lot of ground on punting, but they were finally put to route by the varied attack of the Gary team.

Great Rejoicing at Hammond High

School and Half Holiday Granted Pupils to Celebrate the Great Event Game at LaPorte a Gruel

ing Contest from Start to Finish

yards on

the next down.

llMk

brought the ball to first down. Brook

made a gain of four yards. Criss

cross play came Into the game. It was

the third down with two yards to gain.

LaPorte tried a forward pass. Hunter

caught the ball and with a clear field

before him downed it safe behind Ham

mond s goal posts. Hunter kicked

goal Score LaPorte, 5; Hammond, 1

The remainder cf the first half and

the whole of the second half found the two teams struggling hard but

neither could score.

The linup was as follows: Hammond, 12; LaPorte, 5. Ham

mond left guard. Parsons, left tackle.

Ebert; left end. Elliot; left half back.

Kennedy; center, Hamer; quarter back.

Hoffman; right guard, Murray; right

tackle, Eelanyi; right end, Quigg; right

half back. Hunter; full back, Veddar.

LaPorter Right guard, "Ward; right

tackle, Blick; right end. Franklinberger; right half back, Francis; center,

Paxton; quarter back, Hook-Rummell; right guard Orcutt: left tackle. Park-house-Zumstein ; left end, Rrooks-Park-house; left half back. Long; full back, Bohland-Hook. Umpires Allee, Hammond; Fredrickson. LaPorte. Referees Fredrickson, LaPorte; Alee. Hammond. Timekeepers Hudson and Itumloy. Linesmen Gildersleeve, Meyn and Osborn. Touchdowns Quigg, Hunter and Hook. Goals Hunter, 2. Length of halves 25 minutes.

Much Ado About Nothing

10 MORE FIGHTS HERE

Gov. Hanly Orders All Sher

iffs and Police in State to Prevent Bouts.

Indianapolis, Ind., Nov. 11. Governor Hanly has sent a letter to all county sheriffs and police superintendents in Indiana, ordering them to prevent prize fights in the future and declaring he will furnish any assistance necessary

if it be needed. Special attention is called to the law and the governor

intimates he will hold the officers re

snonslble If it is not enforced. He

says, in part:

"It makes no difference whether the

bodily harm Inflicted or intended to be inflicted is slight or serious. It is not necessary that it be either brutal or fatal. It matters not whether the con

testants are friends or enemies, or

whether the contest is for points, or to

a finish, or whether it is for a limited nnmbpr of rounds, or until a decision

is rendered.

"If the contest is between two or more persons in a public place, by agreement, with an intention on the nart of the combatants to inflict any

degree of punishment, or achieve a vie

tory, it at once sinks to the level of a fight, and if the contest is by agree

ment in either a public or private place

with intent on the part of the com

batants to inflict physical punishment in any degree, or to achieve a victory f.-r a reward, it at once sinks to the

lower level of a prize fight, and is in

violation of the sections of the stautes

first above referred to."

SUMMARY OF SATURDAY SPORT.

Football Chicago defeated Purdue,

score 56 to 0. Other leading western

games: Iowa, 25; Illinois, 12. Wiscon

sin, 11; Indiana, 8. Nebraska, 16; Kan

sas, 6. Wabash, 12; St. Louis university, 1. Missouri, 70; Tarkio, 6.

Carlisle defeated Harvard by the

score of 23 to 15. - Other important eastern games: YaH, 22; Brown, 0. Princeton, 14; Amherst, 0. Cornell, 14; Army, 10. Pennsylvania, 28; Penn State, 0. Swarthmore, 18; Navy, 0.

North Division defeated Y. M. C. A.

training school, 10 to 5. Other preparatory games: University High, 11; Northwestern Military, 3. Waukegan

High, 15; Evanston High, 5. Racine, 39; Lake Forest, 0. Wendell Phillips, 17; Central Y. M. C. A., 0.

Turf Jack Nunnally, a maiden 3-

year-old, won the Opening handicap at

the Oakland track.

Ballot won the Edgemere stakes at

Aqueduct from Brookdale Nymph and

Nealon.

Shooting Local hunters turned out

for the opening of the deer season, which commenced in three states.

Chicago golf and country clubs have

planned trap events as features of the

winter.

Automobiling Eighth annual exhi

bition came to a close in New York.

Howling Barney Dreyfuss of Pitts

burg instituted a campaign for national

alley tourney.

Golf No opposition ticket will be

drawn up against President E. F. Cary

of Exmoor and he will be re-elected.

Aauatlca Commodore D. W. Mac-

Donald was chosen head of the Colum

bia Yacht club fleet.

Wrestling Chicago promoters plan a

revival of wrestling for the winter and two shows were announced for the

same date.

Get Their Living Easily. The herring family is provided with an automatic straining apparatus of the utmost fineness whereby as they breathe the water through their gills they, unconsciously sift out their daily food. Thus they have the happiness cf feeding without effort and of findi; their supplies without exertion, and thus they stand at the very apex of idealistic trampdom.

What She Would Say. Ur. McXarnara, of London, who Is Investigating the care and education of the poorer children of that city, recently was questioning a class of snail girls on the dally course of the sun in the heavens. "But suppose," eaid he, "I told you that on a certain day I saw the sun rise in the west, what would you say?" "Please, sir," replied a little girl, "I should say you must have got up rather late!"

ITTEKSOfnS BLAMED

Beckman in Stinging Reply

to Editor Say He Played Both Sides.

TIGERS, 1MJWELL, 9

East Chicago Team Wins

by Scant Margin in Close Game.

See what & few llnei of type will I toward straightening out tlie matter.

(Special to Lake County Times.)

East Chicago, Ind., Nov. 11. The

East Chicago Tigers and Lowell A. C.

played one or tne oesc games ever

seen in East Chicago, yesterday, at

Sawmill park.

The first half was played in the old style with few of the new "basket ball

plays." East Chicago scored a touch

down after ten minutes of play, McShane going over on a short end run.

Shortly after the ensuing klckoff Low.

ell scored an an end run, which car

ried the ball to within a foot of East Chicago's goal and a line buck. Neither side was able to kick goal. The half

! ended with the ball in East Chicago's j possession, but in the second half Low

Lexington, Ky.. Nov. 11. Governor J. C. W. Beckham has prepared a lengthy and stinging reply to the criticisms of Henry Watterson in which he lays the blame for the recent democratic defeat in the state to the door of the Louisville editor. He declares that Watterson has been blowing hot and cold in the same breath and all the while attempting to create strife in the party. That Watterson made a speech at Lexington declaring it was wrong to dash the mint julep away from the Hps of the Kentuckians and, later, seeing that he had stirred up the temperance people, he wrote a lengthy editorial. In which he went back on everything he had said. He attacks the political career of Watterson and declares that he aspires to that place In the United States senate to which he was chosen at the democratic primaries last year. Governor Beckham, since the election of the republican ticket, has been closeted almost every hour with political advisers from various parts of the state, and it is shown that the republicans will be in a position to name the speaker of the house, who will roost likely be a democrat, and that the chances for electing, a United States senator and defeating Governor Beck

ham are brighter.

l-iai'orte, the only remaining con

tender for the championship of North

ern Indiana, was vanquished Saturday

by the sturdy warriors of the purple

and white by the decisive score of 12

to 5. For the first time in its history

tne Hammond high school Is supreme

in this department of athletics, in the

Northern part of Hoosierdom. and are now contenders for the highest honors 1 in the state, although it is not likely that this supremecy will ever be decided by actual contest. With a small crowd watching the game from the sidelines at the fair grounds, chilled to the bone by the raw west wind, and disheartened by the drizzle, which soaked the field previous

to the blow of the whistle, both teams lost their spiciness and sank down into gruelling grinding struggle for victory.

Mole holes and hlllocka were a con

stant menace to the speed and execution of the plays which Hammond has been accustomed to pull off on grounds that were reasonably decent. What

little footing there was left was made slippery by the rain which drizzled

down upon the players previous to the

game.

With all of these disadvantages the

visitors outplayed, outgeneraled and put to route their opponents who failed

to show up with their expected strength. There was no particularly brilliant article of ball played by either side, but there was absolutely no question of the superiority of the Hammond eleven, although their plays were made on apparent flukes. They gained

the most ground, put up the strongest defense and had they played on even terms would have left behind them a

mangled mass of hopes and ambitions.

The struggle itself was fought with

dogged determination by both sides.

Rough tactics featured in many of the plays In which one side was no better than the other, and several of the play

ers were severely banged up. All of the Hammond boys though injured to a greater or less extent stuck in the

game to the finish, while Bohland, Hook

and Zumsteln were removed from their

opponent's line. At times sixteen min

utes were taken out at a time for the

recovery of a player and during the small interval that a player was not laid out, the players were arguing the decision of the referee. The touchdowns were made by Quigg and Hunter for

Hammond, and Hook for LaPorte.

Coach Allee, is reported to be much

disastlsfied with the work of the locals and believes that they should have run

up a large score on the LaPorte ag

gregation. They clearly showed their superiority in every department of the game and outweighed their opponents

eight pounds to the man. With all of the regulars in the game and a field where the ability of the game could be tested the victory would surely have

been more decisive.

This morning the entire high school following its usual custom In the event of a great victory, will celebrate the

occasion by speeches and merry making

this morning until all has been said and then they will be dismissed for the remainder of the morning. At a late hour last night it was reported that

members of the team and the faculty

of the high school were working In

preparation of the speech which they would be asked, to deliver today. The entire city, as well as the high school

body, are Jubilant over the outcome

and too much credit cannot be given the successful warriors, and the good

work of Coach Allee.

The following is the game in detail

The game started with a rush a few minutes after 3 o'clock. Hunter kicked

off to LaPorte, the wind carrying the

ball into Blick's arms. Elick was

downed and a forward pass immedl

ately attempted. Hook caught the ball

but lost ground. The ball was ad

vanced to the thirty yard line. In

forward pass the ball was fumbled and

there was a wild run and scramble fo

It. Hook reached tne ball first and

downed it, behind the goal line. Afte

the touchdown the ball was punted out.

LaPorte failed to catch. Score La

Porte, 5; Hammond, 0.

Hammond sent the ball flying: be

hind the goal posts on the klckoff. It

It was brought out to the twenty-fiv

yard line and kicked to Hammond. . fumble was made and Frances fell o

the baa. f rar.Kinoerger gained ten

yards on a lorwara pass. He tried

a quarterback run but was downed be fore any gain was made. Brooks car

ried tne oaii six. yarua. ine Dan was

fumbled and Hammond downed i

Hammond pumea, arter three attempt

to gain distance, bail sailed behind goal posts. It was brought out to the twenty-five yard line, and booked. Hook caught the ball and fumbled it Quigg picked It up and started on a forty-yard run for a touchdown. Hammond cheered but LaPorte was not disheartened. Goal was kicked by

SOUTH CHICAGOS Hi

THISTLES PLAY TIE

Bessemer Lads, Although

Outweighed, Hold Oppenents Down, 0 to 0.

FAIL TO REGISTER TOUCHDOWN

Game Hard Fought in Every Detai

Halves Occupy 25 to 30 Minutes Each.

(Special to Lake County Time.)

bouth Chicago, Nov. 11. Althougl

outweighed ten pounds to the man, th South Chicago football team held th

trong inisties to a tie score on the

grounds of the latter at the Pullman

w .-k 4 . 1 ". - r.t .

ia.ua iittLK, sunaay. xne game was

nard-rought in every detail and the honors went to the husky sons of

Bessemer park, who fought under a decided disadvantage throughout the contest. Each side failed to retrister a

touchdown and was unable to clinch a

victory. The time of the halves were twenty-five and thirty minutes each. A large attendance was present to encourage the players, over a thousand

rooting for the home team while the South Chicago aggregation brought

with them a contingent of about two hundred supporters.

Promptly at 3 o'clock the Thistles

kicked to South Chicago and the ball was downed on the latter's ten-vard

line. On a forward pass by Ellison

to fcayer the latter made a gain of thirty yards. A hard line plunge off tackle then netted them ten yards. In the next succession of plays by a series

of end plays, forward passes and de

layed passes the ball was advanced to

the twenty-yard line, where South

Chicago failed to gain on two of the

downs and attempted a forward pass for

the third. Sayer received the ball and

had a clear field for a touchdown, but

the crowd which had swarmed onto

the field interferred with the play and

he was stopped so that he could be

tackled. This was done so hard that

he had the wind knocked out of him and was laid out for a short period. The ball also was lost on the play because of the hard tackle. On the first play the Thistles punted for thirty-

five yards and during the remainder of the half the ball remained in their territory.

At the beginning of the second half

the ball was kicked to the Thistles on their fifteen-yard line. They were held for downs here and South Chicago got the ball. The Bessemer lads in turn were also held for downs. The

thistles then punted and the South

Chicago team immediately lost the ball

on a forward pas3. The Thistles then made twenty yards on a straight buck off tackle and continued to gain until they reached South Chicago's twentyyard line, where they were held. Time was then called. The teams lined up as follows: South Chicago. Thistles. Walkowiak. . . .Left end p.usse Neilson Left tackle King Hanson Left guard Henderson Taylor Center Keilley J. Neilson. . .Right Guard Smith Ellison Right tackle Ka' Wenston Right end Ryan Sayre Quarter back Ryan Daskey Right half Syalu Mead Left half Lawton Szylinskl Full back Keehan In a preliminary game Windsor Park won from the Marlowe Athletic club of Pullman, score 6 to 0.

Were Thieves, All Right. Recent burglaries la the locality have spurred the constable at West Paris, Me., to extraordinary vigilance. The other day he took in two tramps

and brought them to his office for examination. He found nothing of an incriminating nature about them, while they were in hi3 little den, but soon after they were dismissed he ascertained that they had made off with a valuable pipe and several other small articles.

lOrUSnal. They had been married a month and had just returned 'from the wedding journey. They were about to pa-sa through a condition similar to an atmospheric change when a Mirny air encounters a cool wave, producing a storm. Sentiment was to give p'aca to ordinary existence. "liow did you cut your chin, dear?

These were the only words spoken at the breakfast table. The young: husband scanned his paper in silence and with a scowl. lie was suffering from a toothache. The wife's brow, too, was clouded. She had invited soma

friends to dinner, and the most de

sirable had regretted. What should she do about it? The husband arose.

kissed her and took his hat and can to iro out. but before dolus: so went

into the library, where he remained a

few minutes came out and was about

to leave when his wife stopped him.

'Haven't you forgotten something.

dear?" she said.

"I? Forgotteu? What is it?" "Oh, it doesn't matter." "Then why did you mention it? If

it doesn't matter, it would have been

wise not to bother me about it."

"Bother you?" The words were spoken as if re

calling some memory. The husband

stood looking at her. She still sat at

the table, her arms resting on those of her chair. "Come, Winifred," he said impatiently, "are you going to keep me standing here all day waiting for you to come out with what you are driving at? My time is valuable." "Go on. There is no necessity for an explanation." "Upon my word, I like that! You tell me that I have forgotten something; then when I ask what it is you say it doesn't matter. Is there anything you wish me to bring you from the city?" "No." "Anything I am to do before going? "No." "Well, I shall ask you no more queations. If you are so unreasonable as to sit there pouting I won't call It sulking without enlightening me as to the cause of your grievance, I see no way for me but to leave you to do what Mrs. Tam O'Shanter did nurso your wrath to keep it warm." He turned toward the front door, stopped and came back. "Once more I nsk you to prevent an unpleasant day for both of us by frankly telling me what is the cause of this

quarrel." "Will you leave me? "Il-rn! What can one expect from a woman? Frankness be hanged! There' not a manly trait in a thousand of them!" ''Thank heaven for that!" "Enough of this. I am going downtown." lie put his hat on his head and crammed It down, denting the crown by his violence. "That's what I have been begging you to do for five long minutes." "I wish you to understand, my dear, that if you sit at home all this pleasant day making yourself miserable It la your own fault. I give you fair warning." "How many more times are you going to warn me?" "Not another. What's the use standing here like a fool giving warnings to a woman who hasn't sense enough to" At this point La the debate the flood gates were opened, and tears, accompanied by sobs, poured copiously. It is curious to note the effect of woman's tears on man. They will either mollify or Irritate him. For a moment

the husband felt that to break the hall mirror with bis walking stick would bring Infinite relief; then the picture of helplessness and stupidity (or bo he considered it) before him touched his heart. He "an to Bis wlfe and put his arm about her. "Sweetheart, forgive me! I'm a brute." "No; yoa are a man, and that's" "What, darling?" "Worse sometimes that is, when they act as brutally as you have acted." 'IT' bristling again. "Do you mean to call me brutal?" "What would you consider a man who would leave his wife In the morning, to be gone all the long day, without a kiss?" "He would be a savage, a beast' "Then why didn't you" "I did." "You didn'L" "What's that on your chin? He put his hand to his own chin. "Upon my word. It's the court plaster I put on my face when I cut myself at Bhaving. I must have left it on yours when I kissed you. How fortunate that I have the proof!" "Well, I declare; it's just too stupid for anything." "What?' "Why, you, of course." "But you surely It is you who wer mistaken." "But it Is you who were stupid. How could I see the plaster on my own face? It was plain enough to you." "True. I am not only a brute, but a fooL" "You should certainly have seen what I meant and not have been so horrid." "Right you are, sweetheart ??ext time I'll try not to be bo obtuse." He kissed the court plaster back to Its proper place and went out unconscious of Its presence on his chin. "What a judicial brain she has: ho muttered to himreif. "To her the lawa

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