Hammond Times, Volume 1, Number 303, Hammond, Lake County, 12 June 1907 — Page 2
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THE LAKE COUNTY TIMES. Wednesday, Juno 12, 1907.
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OVER THE TEA GUPS
Mr. and friends in
Mr3. John Schwab Dyer yesterday.
visited
Mrs. George Teters of Dolton, 111. visited friends in Hammond yesterday. John Patton of Hegewisrh will be the g-uest of Mr. and Mrs. Pesche this even- ' Ing. Mrs. Richard Smith has gone to Chicago to visit several days with relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Kunert of Tolesf ton were shopping in Hammond yesterday. Miss Bessie Jenkins of East Chicago was the guest of Mls3 Faye Smiley last evening. Miss Alta Adkins will spend the l echooi vacation with her parents In LaPorte, Ind. Miss Lulu Kymmes will spend the summer vacation with relatives In Crawfordsvtlle, Ind. Mr. and Mrs. Abe Marks will see -The Man of the Hour" at the Illinois in Chicago tonight. Messrs. Haube and Carleton of East Chicago attended the dancing rarty .at Long's hall last evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Leo Wolf and children went to New York City today from where they will sail Friday for differ
ent parts in Europe for an extended visit. Mr. and Mrs. Wolf anticipate a
very pleasant vacation.
The teachers and children of the
Central school kindergarten will hold
. picnic Thursday afternoon on the
lawn at the home of Mrs. T. 13. I3rennan, 7 Rimbach avenue. The children anticipate a very pleasant afternoon.
Silver Light Hive L. O. T. M. will
hold its regular meeting this evening in Long's hall. The initiation of several new members will take place after which the evening will be spent socially and refreshments served.
The members of the Pythian Sisters
will give a ball Thursday evening in
Long's hall which is being anticipated with great pleasure by many friends. The affair will be well attended. Good music has been secured for the evening.
Miss Mayme Gardner of Crown Point .was here last evening for tho com- , rnencement exercises. . Mrs. William Wilcox and children are visiting Mr. and Mrs. Wilson in Crown Point for a few days.
Miss Josephine Abel will visit her relatives in Seymour, Ind., during the
.summer school vacation.
Mrs. Estelle Dieues will leave on Sat-
.tirday for a few weeks' visit with rela
tives and friends in Valparaiso. Mrs. William Davis left this after
noon for Huntington, where she will
visit for the remainder of tho week.
Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Murphy and Dr.
and Mrs. W. A. Buchanan will go by
. automobile to Cedar Lake this evening.
Mr. and Mrs. John Crlag went to
Shelby, Ind. this morning to spend
several days with friends and relatives
Mrs. Mary Bellamy of Monon, has returned home after visiting her daugh
ter, Miss Mary Bellamy, for a few days
Mrs. Ilattte Wasson of Dyer, was in
"Hammond today visiting Mr. and Mrs
Fred Henry, at their homo in Alice
street.
POLICE HELP MOTHER . , .
TO LOCATE HER SON.
Mra. Charles Schroder Aakc Hammond Officers If They Know Anything of Whereabouts of Runaway Boy Word Comes From Frankfort That He is There.
BAD BREAK
Mrs. Chas. Schrader living at 1417:
East Seventy-fifth street, Chicago, came to Hammond this afternoon and asked the local police to help her locate her son Arthur, aged 12 who left his home in Chicago Saturday and was supposed to have come to Hammond, the local police got busy and found that young Schrader had gone to Frankfort, Ind., where he was being held at the station awaiting word from any outside cities to see if he had run away. Mrs. Schrader in company with Capt. Bunde went to the Western Union Telegraph office where money was wired the boy to get a ticket for Chicago where his parents will meet him this afternoon. Before leaving Hammond, Mrs. Schrader was profuse in her thanks to the Hammond police for the aid they had given her in locating her son.
WHEAT
July Product Suffers De
cline of Four Cents Best
is in Proportion.
Four-Co for eld ... .ppej.
BROKERS URGE GAUTIO
"Bloated Bondholder" Feeling Con
spicuous By Its Absence Orders Cancelled.
To
Opera
iiOUSS
The Young People's society of the
German Evangelical church will give
a dime social tomorrow evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Jenkins, 904 Sheffield avenue. A larsre attend
ance is expected and a pleasant time is assured all who attend. An informal program of games has been arranged and refreshments will be served.
A very pleasant meeting of the Order
of Eastern Star was held last evening
in the Masonic temple. Initiation took place during the business meeting after which the evening was spent socially. The meeting was well attended and It
was decided that at the next meeting in two weeks the entire meeting should
be social and that all members should
be present.
Tho members of the Octave club pic
nicked at Jackson park in Chicago today. The children were chaperoned by
Mrs. Nellie Blcknell Dunham, who is
teacher of music at the club. The
members of the club are Misses Mil
dred McTIIe, Margaret Turner, Elene
Relter, Bessie Williams, Dorothy Crum
packer, Ruth Wooden, Ruth Brennan
and King Trimble. C--
The dancing party last evening in Long's hall was very well attended
despite the warm weather and the par
ties -will undoubtedly continue indefi
nitely during the summer months
Many young people were present from
Hammond, i.ast Chicago and guests
were also present from Michigan City
Music for the dancing was furnished
by the DeBrlae orchestra of East Chi cago.
Mr. and Mrs. Peter Portz, who have
.''been visiting friends in Hammond, re turned to their home in St. John yes . terday.
"'. Mrs. Frank Hammond will entertain
the members of the Alpha Phi club to
jnorrow afternoon at her home in Ma
son street.
Mr. and Mrs. M. A. Stokes will leave
tomorrow for Goodland, Wis., -where
they will visit with relatives for sev-
eral weeks. "O Miss Ada Friedman has gone to Chi
'cago for a short visit with friends
"end will attend McVlcker's theatre
this evening. o
Miss Orpha and William Smith re
turned home today from Greencastle,
where they have been attending the
DePauw University.
Mrs. James Moore will entertain the ladles of the Up-to-Data whist club Thursday afternoon. Cards will be the
afternoon's entertainment. o
M i sa Mary Newhnan will leavo the latter part of this week for Saginaw, Mich, to spend the summer vacation with friends and relatives. Miss Cora St. John of Akron. O., is visiting Mr. and Mrs. Iawrence at their home in Ookley avenue. Miss St. John formerly lived in Hammond. - Mrs. Richmond, who has been the guest of Mr. and Mrs. B. Wilhelm at their home in Ann street, has returned to her home in Rochester, Ind. The Martha society of the Christian church will meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Goebel at her home, the cor.rter of Sohl and Logan streets.
Miss Dora Thompson of East Chicago visited in Hammond this morning on her way to Plymouth, Ind., where she will spend a few weeks with friends. Miss Pearl Kemp of Chicago will visit Miss Leah Graves for a few days before going to Seattle. Wash., where she will remain for an extended xlslt.
o Miss MaMo Lewis of Cedar Lake returned home this morning after visiting friends here for the commencement exercises at Towle's opera house last evening. Miss Minnie Turner and friend Miss Oaks of Buffalo. N. Y. ara visiting In Valparaiso. Miss Turner will enter the university there for a course In kindergarten training. Miss Anna Ibach, a student at the DflPauw University at Greencastle, Ind. has returned to Hammond to spend the summer months with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Ibach. Tha Deborah society of the First Christian church will ba entertained Thursday afternoon by Mrs. Nancy Love at her home, S53 Michigan ave,nuc, All members are asked to be present.
Announcements have been received in Hammond by friends of Miss Helen
Fogarty of her graduation at Xauvoo
111. Miss Fogarty formerly lived in
Hammond and attended the Central
Tho members of tho Colonial club spent a very pleasant afternoon yesterday at the home of Mrs. Julius Dun-
sing in Carroll street. Music was the main feature of the afternoon's entertainment after which the hostess served her guests with refreshments. Miss
Abbott was the club's guest and the
members present were: Mesdarnes W. F. Brunt. J. W. Roid, T. F. Olwin, J. J
Turner, A L. Sphon, Clark Learning and
W. II. Spellman.
Dr and Mrs. II. E. Sharrer entertained
the members of the N. P. Whist club and a few friends last evening at a
six thirty o'clock dinner. The dinner
was very prettily served in courses and flowers were the decorations at the
table. The clubs guests were. Mr. and
Mrs. A. F. Rohrer, Mr. and Mrs. W. J
MacAleer and Mrs. Nellie Bicknell Dun
ham. The members present were. Messrs
and Mesdarnes G. H. Austin, W. G. Pax
ton, V. S. Relter, T. W. Oberlin, O. A.
Krinbill, W. F. Bridge and A. Murray
Turner.
A very pleasant surprise party was
given last evening for Raymond Bren
nan at his home, 7 Rimbach avenue
Games and music Were much enjoyed
by tha young people during the evening after which a three course luncheon was served. About twelve of his school friends were present: Boulah
Drackert, Leila Boyle, Helen Bull, Lu
cile Eschenbach, Pearl Henry, Ruth
Roberts, Ruth and Julia Brennan, Clai
Palmer, Virgil Whitaker, Hugh Rob
erts and Raymond Brennan.
Commencement week has been th
scene of unusual gaiety this year es pecially so for the seniors. The en tertainments In their honor began las week with informal parties, club meet
ings and a very pleasant dancing party
given by the M. C. club, composed o the freshman class. The usual exer
cises began Sunday evening when th
senior class, as a body, together with
many of their friends and relatives at
tended the baccalaureate services a
the First Christian chuhch. Last even
Ing was the commencement exercis
proper, which will be followed bv th
high school serenade tins evening. Th
serenade Is always one of the most en
joyablo affairs of the week becaus
of the informality, and because all th
mempers oi ire ser.ooi are usuallv pres
em. l nurscay evening is the 'umor
banquet to the seniors, which will take place in Fraternity hall. The juniors this year have arranged for one of the most elaborate affairs of its kind ever given a graduating class. The class colors will be used in decorating and the banquet in every detail promises to be a pretty affair. On Friday, the one affair of the week which is being looked forward to with great pleasure by tha members of the class and the alumni association Is the alumni reception which will be in Long's hall. Tha class festivities will close Saturday with the annual school picnic at Jackson park.
PUPILS PACK THEIE E00KS.
eacl.ers and Scholars Bid Karh Other
Farewell Off for Three Months' Holiday.
Teachers and pupils are bidding each
ther good-bye in the public schools
today as this is the last day of the
chool year. All study will be ended
his evening and the pupils are taking clients for additional funds to protect
their books home, although most of their open accounts were the largest
Chicago, June 12. With the "green
bugs." cinch bugs, army worms and other pests too numerous to mention
working over time in the wheat pit,
the market could not absorb the aval
anche of selling pressure which was in evidence. The slump In prices was
even greater than that of yesterday.
Commission houses that called their
them will return Friday to receive
heir report cards and attend to other
minor details.
The students were all busy today dis
cussing their plans and prospects for
he disposition of their three months'
period of rest. There seems to be a
greater majority of students this year
who determined to complete their edu
cation than ever before. The fact that
the number of back-sliders are decreas
ing is a good omen for the prosperity
of the school.
OUTFIT IS UP-TO-DATE.
SucceMKorg to Sanitary Laundry Have
High Grade Machinery aud Operators.
The Bick Laundry, successors to the
Hammond Kanitary Laundry company
has located at 209-211 Michigan avenue, opposite Central park. The past two months they have installed new
equipment and put the plant in first class shape for a strictly high grade
work. They also have laundresses for
hand work. They are fully prepared
to take care of all business and give satisfactory results. All work will be
called for and delivered by, calling tele
phone 134. For convenience to cus
tomers in the business district, a drop
office has been established at 85 State
street in the National Cash Register
store, next door to Bick's studio.
All goods received Monday will be
ready Wednesday and a charge of 10
cents extra will be made for specials
or one day orders. Give them a trial
and you will not go elsewhere. adv.
sellers. July wheat suffered a decline of almost four cents a bushel while
the more distant months depreciated equally much.
There is an absence of that "bloated
bondholder" feeling around tho exchange. Bootblacks. porters and
others who had ordered automobiles upon the strength of their paper profits in the wheat market have hurriedly cancelled the orders.
There was nothing in the way of
news to cause such a severe shake out.
It is said that the selling has eman
ated from so many different quarters
that it is impossible to assign any legi
timate reason for the break. One
thing is certain and that is, close students of market conditions have urged caution among their clients. The more conservative brokers have insist
ed upon a substantial margin being
kept good at all times.
Decline f Thirteen Cent All Told. The decline today, at the low prices,
represents about thirteen cents per
bushel since the inception of the late, lamented bull movement.
Visiting delegates attending the Illi
nois grain dealers meeting which is
being held here reported a marked im
provement in the wheat crop of Illinois, Indiana and Iowa. However,
news from the northwest was anything
but reassuring, a new species of a pest
has been uncovered from that terri
tory. This pest is doing great damage to the spring wheat crop which is just
heading. The speculative market
closed without a semblance of rally
ing power.
The lowest prlccR-'-Of the day did not
affct the corn market to any material
extent. Naturally ft sympathetic de
cllne would be expected. Weather con
ditions being unfavorable and the backwardness of the growing crop has
given an impetus to support the mar
ket. The same interests, however.
were prominent as sellers of July and
September corn that Inaugurated the
break In the wheat market. At the
final close, prices only showed a decline
of about five-eights of a cent for the more active months.
The selling pressure in the oats pit
BODY NOT RECOVERED.
The story printed last night in the
Chicago papers to the effect that the
body of Miss Minnie Kiederer, who
was supposed to have been drowned in
Cedar Lake, has been recovered, has
been found to be untrue. The authorl
ties are now at work dragging th
lake bottom near where the boat cap
sized. They are still in doubt as to
whether there really was a fatality
Residents of the resort seem to be en
tirely in the dark concerning the facts was more pronounced than that of yes
of the supposed drowning, and many terday. Prices scored declines varying
of them discredit the story. If the ef
fort to recover the body proves un
successful, the matter will be dropped.
from one to two cents a bushel with
the selling in the July option particu
larly aggressive.
At the close of the session, this ce
real shows considerable recession in
values.
AGED MAN ASKS LODGING.
A sad sight came under the notice of I
the nollce thi3 afternoon when Eueene !
Lansant. an old man 65 years old, bent Looked on It as a ISribe.
by age, came to the station and asked Paris, June 12. The Matin publisher the privilege of staying over night as a dispatch from Rome paying that two he was tired and felt that he could not wealthy Roman Catholic citizens of walk any further. The old man said he tne United Stntes recently informed the
was going on to boutn uena where ne
expected to find employment among
friends.
SHOOTING AFFAIR REPORTED.
A bad sh'ooting affair is reported to have taken place In West Hammond last night although the police say they
know nothing about the matter. How
ever, it is reported on good authority that a railroad man was shot during
a quarrel with another man.
pope that Roman Catholicism would
make great strides in the United
Str.tes if Archbishop Ireland wore
made a cardinal, and that they would at once donate$l,000.000 to the church. The pope, according to the correspond
ent, was most Indicant at the suggestion cf such a bargain.
TRAMPS SEEK SHELTER.
The rainy weather last night proved
too much for five gentlemen of the road
who sought shelter at the police sta
tion where they remained over night.
Would Pension Mothers.
Pensions for mothers are advocat
ed by a prominent society woman, who has seized upon the idea of an
English writer. She argues especial
ly in behalf of the wives of workmen
Hill or the Golden Flates.
Lyons. N. Y., June 12. George
Albert Smith, of Salt Lake City, Utah,
has purchased of William Avery Chap
man the thirty-nine-acre farm in Mace-
don, which includes Mormon Hill, out
of which Joseph Smith, founder of
Mormonism, claimed to have dug the famous golden plates from which the P.ook of the Mormon was printed. A
tabernacle will be erected on the hill
Copyright, 1S08. by E. C. Parcc-lla. Colonel Greshata, stockbroker, turned gentleman farmer to produce new varieties of fruits. Nature grows some two-colored apples, but when you ask her to add two additional colors she wants time to think the matter over. Every experiment was a failure, but that only inado the colonel and his gardener the mora determined, especially the gardener. It was his duty as an employee to give his master all his ideas, but he made an exception in this one ease. He clung to it with dogged obstinacy, but he kept it as secret as the grave.
He might have clung to it a year or so longer had not the colonel become impatient. He said something one June day about giving up the experiments, and the gardener replied that he would have some news for him next day. He asked the broker to come home au hour earlier than usual and to come
directly to the large farm barn. At the hour named the colonel was there. lie had scarcely entered the barn when he received a crack on tho head that made him unconscious for the next quarter of an hour. When he came to he had been stripped of coat, vest and tie and was bound hand and foot. lie had not caught eight of his assailant before being struck, but now found the gardener hovering over him with a murderous look on his face. "Will you tell me what this means, Henry?" asked tho victim. "Yes, sir. I have finally found howto grow four-colored apples. It has been a long time, but I have struck
it at last. I hope to have fifty bushels on the market this fall."
"Well, let's hear about it." "All the apple trees are now in blos
som. The red ones are all right, and the yellow ones are all right, and I have found a way to make the blue
and green ones all right. I have elm
ply to sprinkle them with the blood of a man wearing side whiskers. A drop
of blood to a blossom will do the trick,
and once the apples start to growing
that way they will continue."
Now, the colonel had a growth of side whiskers that were the envy of Wall street and a matter of Joy to
himself. Whenever you saw the colonel you saw his whiskers. He might forget his commutation ticket now and then, but never his whiskers. The two were one and inseparable. He didn't like the gardener's reference to thore sacred objects. It smacked of
familiarity, and there was a covert threat behind the words. He was at
first Inclined to bluster, but another
look into the gardener's face satisfied
him that the man had become crazy
He therefore changed his tactics and
quietly said:
"All right, nenry. We will go up to
the orchard and exoeriment, I am de
lighted to find that you have achieved
success at last"
"But how can you go when I want your blood?" asked the man. "You see, you are the only man around here with side whiskers. If the coachman or the butler had 'em, that would do, but they haven't, you know. They are
fine ones, colonel fine ones."
And Chapman bent down and ten
derly caressed the Iron gray side
whiskers that floated away from each cheek and were gently stirred now and then by the June breezes blowing Into the open door. Never had another
man on this earth except the barber
dared to lay his sacrilegious hands on those reverenced objects of the money
center of the world.
"But we will look up some one else,"
said the colonel as he felt a sinking of the heart "I know of several men
with side whiskers, and I will coax one of them home with me tomorrow."
'"But I must have the blood, today.
colonel. Besides, for this first experi
ment we must have the nicest sort of
whiskers. There is nothing in the state
of New York to compare with yours.
The papers have said so over and over
again. How soft they are! How lux
uriantly they grow! How the breeze
toys with them! Your blood is all
right, and the first bushel of four-color
ed apples shall be deposited on your
grave."
"But I want to see the trees you
have selected. I may decide to make
some changes."
"The trees are all right, colonel.
Here is a knife to open an artery, and.
here Is a pan to catch the blood. What
shall I do with your whiskers after
Closes the Regular Season Sunday, June I (5th With Ernest Stout's Realistic Melodrama
A Woman's Power"
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In
A Story of a Woman's Revenge
This is undoubtedly one of the greatest melodramas ever written and will be produced in the same manner that scored such a sensation in NEW YORK and
CHICAGO.
"You'll get more satisfaction than you are navinc
o for if you see this play"
PRICES: 25c, 35c, SOc and 75c
OWERS
Mattne WednasJay and Saturday
The ComeJy Triumph of the year" Tribune ROSE STAHL Management of Henry U. Harris in The CHORUS LADY a Comedy by JAMES FORBES Seats two weeks in advance.
Prices, all performances, 50c to $1.50 Specie! mail order and tel. service, Main 751.
ILLINOIS
Matinee Wednetday and Saturday
Every Night, Sundays Too The Man of the Hour By George Broadhurtt Summer Prices: 50c, 75c, $1,$1.50
PONCE DE LEON'S SPRING.
Alton Deal To Be Attacked
Washington, June 12. Develop
rnents since tho conference at the White House last Friday i-vening make it probable that the government
the kind of woman who, on a wage will begin proceedings under the antl-
of sometimes less than eight dollars trust act against E. II. Harriman am
a week, has reared a large family, his associates for violations of the
"Without the mother, where would law in connection with the so-called the nation be?" she asks. "Yet what Chicago and Alton railroad deal, etc.
Is the nation doing for the mothers
or America? burely these women above all others should be able to
look forward to a period of rest after fighting the battle of life. With a
Died in Royalty's Presence.
London; June 12. While Kinj? Ed
ward and Queen Alexandria were in
attendance at a gala performance of
I. 0. 0. F. NOTICE. There will be a special meeting of Calumet Lodge 601, I. O. O. F. tonight at 7:S0, to make final arrang-emer ts for the funeral of Brother Robert Turley. which will take place from I. O. O. F. hall on State street, Thursday aftt-rnoon at 2 p. m. AH members of the order are requested to be present, by order of Geo. Balner. N. G., F. Stevens, Sec
state pension how much lighter would toe opera, with the king and queen of
be the burdens of the workingman's Denmark as their gue3ts, Major (ren
wife! What an influence for eood Sir Arthur E. A. Ellis, extra
would she be in her old ase to the equerry to the king, died suddenly dur-
risiag generation, instead of being icS tbe Performance. The death of
as at present a drag on the energies
of her offspring young people who ought to be able to give all their time and devotion to their own families."
Gen. Ellis was due to heart disease.
Drink Pabst Bine Ribbon, because it is a clear, pure, wholesome, delicious and satisfying beer, rich in the he<h-rnakir.g properties of Pabst Eight-Day Malt.
Enalish Yeomanry Dying Out.
TiBra a norm 1. IT SOUS which
praises this country as the home o
the yeoman "no other land can boast
them;" as a matter of fact, they have
been dying out in the last 150 years
they were the small owner cias
whom many people would like to re
create. Yorkshire Post
Woman Has Refused to Sell tho Property for $45,000. There are ten acres of ground surrounding the spot where Ponce de Leon, on his second visit to what is now SL Augustine, discovered youth. History tells that he failed to locate it on his first visit from Spain to this section, but that on a second trip, in 1513, ho was more successful. The property, called Neptune springs, is owned by a widow, who, with her daughter, stands at the old-fashioned well affair, and sells the water to tourists who visit her in great numbers The water is the purest kind of lithia, cool and pleasant to the taste. Recently she was offered $45,000 for Neptune springs, which has other good springs aside from Ponce on it. It is located a short distance from the ruins of the old stone wall and gates of the city cf St. Augustine, used when this was a province of Spain and when a Spanish governor general occupied, as a residence the building now used by Uncle Sam as a post of
fice. Not far away are the ruins of
the old Spanish Fort Marion, wrecked
and ruined by shell from the gunners
who fought under the stars and
stripes. Ponce de Leon's find is now well within the confines of the city.
The widow thought It too valuable to
dispose of. So she refused the offer of $45,000 and goes on ladling out
water from Ponce's well as though
she had not tossed aside a small for
tune.
EVOLUTION OF GLASS EYES.
Were First Brought Into Use in the
Seventeenth Century.
"That Is an artificial eye cf the sev
enteenth century," said the curator
of the medical museum. "It isn't very
deceptive, is it?" The ancient eye
resembled what Is called a patch There was a band to encircle the head
and a semi-circle of leather with
human eye painted on it a large, blue
staring eye. It was, in fact, simply
a patch on which an eye was painted
"Next came these silver shell3," said
the curator. "They were Inserted un
der the lid In the empty socket.
little more deceptive, eh?" The
shells, in shape like halves of wal
nuts, had eyes upon them, and were not unsightly. They were so dull and opaque, though, that no one would ever have taken them for the real thing. "Next came eyes of porcelain," the curator went on, waving his hand toward a case of fairly presentable rjorceiain eyes, "and finally
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you are dead? It seems a pity to bury we t lass eyestransparent, bril
'em like so much horsehair. ,,OT, cv3 wm nPVpr b improved
"lou blamed fool, this ha3 gone fm movaKie DUDil is invented, a
far enough!" exclaimed the colonel, go- ., th t Bomehow. will work in
inr tr tlm other extreme. "Unbind me , .:iv . v .t,. ,,,-1 xfov
an inventor is working on this movable pupil idea. Of course, there's a fortune ia it for the successful man."
ing to the other extreme.
Bt ouce or I'll have you sent to prison
for life'."
"It won't do," replied the gardener,
with a shake of his head and taking up a knife he had made ready for the pur-
Dose. "You are a3 anxidus for the four- Milady's Bath.
colored apples as I am, and you mustn't It is said there is but one carbonic
bring all our labors to naught. Here acid bath in New York, and it i3 in goes for the blood." tie home of a very rich widow. The The colonel began yelling for help, apparatus as described is complicated
and fortunately the coachman was at and expensive. The acid is allowed hand to respond, tie entered the barn to escape from stout metal cylinders, on a run and narrowly escaped being where it is stored under pressure, and
stabbed, and the crazy gardener had to mixed with the bath water. The ef-
be knocked down with a cluD ueiore fect upon the skin is highly stimulat
he could be secured. He was found to ing, guch a bath leaves a feeling of
be clean daffy and was sent to an asy- great freshness. The widow was ad-
lum and is there yet, and should you TiSed to visit Nauheim several year3
ever visit the institution t- win oect-on for a neart disorder, the waters
you aside and whisper: at that celebrated German village be"Do you know that if it hadn't been jag naturally effervescent and strong-
for Cclonel Gresham wed be having iy carbonated. She dared not under
four-colored apples in market today! take the ocean voyage, and the artiHe had the blood, and he had the side clai Nauheim was installed in her
whiskers, but he backed out just when
success was certain.'
The colonel hated to part with them, but he has had all those whiskers
haved off. He doesn't want anything
tround him to attract lunatics. 21. QUAD.
151C :0c 9!c 25c 10c 5c 9c 25c 25c 2c 4c 23c 15c
WATCH THE LARGE AFFAIRS.
Business Man Makes Mistake In Be
Ing Smothered in Detail.
Net in His Line. "Do you think Hamlet was mad?"
inquired the critic. "Sir," answered
Sir. Stormington Barnes. "I am aa
When you are so buried ia the de
tail of your business that you cannot
get a clear, sharp view of your affairs in all their relations, you are ia danger of failure. No great general ever takes a gun and goes with his soldiers Into the thick of the fight, where he would be so stunned by the ; noises, and so blinded ty the smoke of battle that he could not watch the movements of the enemy, could not see where hi3 own troops needed reinforcements, or how to hurl his forces on the weakest place in the enemy's ' ranks. He must go where he can watch every movement of the armies. If you are going to be a general in business, you must keep where you can get a clear view cf your affairs and know what 13 going on everywhere. While you are buried in detail, your business may be In & dan
gerous position, from which you coulvl extricate It if you knew the exact situation. Many a man fails ia trying to be a general and a private at tha same time. Success.
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