Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 10, Number 48, DeMotte, Jasper County, 17 October 1940 — If So. Human Nutcracker Wasn't Having Easy Time! [ARTICLE]

If So. Human Nutcracker Wasn't Having Easy Time!

A party of men were out camping. The wife of one of them had packed a large fruit cake, which he produced and atg without as much as cfTw ng a taste to any of the others. Time passed Suddenly he began. groan ng and,d-aibbng him self tip andj then .straightstung out again. When this had gone on for some time, a fr ; end asked hi m; “What’s "fee matter, Jim?” *‘Tlint case I ate,” ' groanr d the sufferer. “It had nuts in it. and 1 think the nv'ssu’s forgot to shell them ” “Good heavens!” said his friend. “And can you crack ’em just by bending?”