Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 3, Number 6, DeMotte, Jasper County, 22 June 1933 — BONERS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

BONERS

A chamois is a fleet-footed animal used for washing windows in the mountains of South America.

Natural selection means that clean and right-living animals go on while evil ones are crowded out * * * Thomas Paine was a rare individual obsessed by common sense. Christians have become divided into three great branches: missionaries, society people and preachers. * * * The Nile river was important to the Egyptians because it was so bandy. * * * Hari kari is a man who plays in the movies--usually in western pictures. * * * Hygiene is a gas in the air. ©, 1933, Bell Syndicate.--WNU Service.

BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.