Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 3, Number 5, DeMotte, Jasper County, 15 June 1933 — BONERS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

BONERS

When Lincoln was President he wore only a tall silk hat.

The flower had five parts, sepals, pedals, antlers, pistil and trigger. * * * Napoleon dispensed the rioters with a whiff of grape fruit. * * * Graft is an illegal means of uniting trees to make money. * * * The duke of Clarence, according to his usual custom, was killed in battle. * * * Bronchitis is a disease that you can get from riding a certain kind of horse too much. ©, 1933, Bell Syndicate.--WNU Service.

BONERS are actual humorous tid-bits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.