Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 2, Number 27, DeMotte, Jasper County, 26 January 1933 — CLASS DISTINCTIONS [ARTICLE]

CLASS DISTINCTIONS

Exciting news from the American Association for the Advancement of Science: If your bouse has hardwood floors, a furnace, a library table, magazines, large rugs, bookcases, newspapers, a piano, a radio, you and your family belong to the upper classes, the scientists announce. But they say sadly, and firmly, if you heat your house with stoves, and your floors are soft wood and your rugs are small, alas! your social position is in jeopardy. And we ask, what all that can reasonably be said to do with the advancement of science?--Atchison Globe.