Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 2, Number 26, DeMotte, Jasper County, 19 January 1933 — BONEPS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

BONERS

Every morning my mother waves her arms to stretch her abominable muscles.

BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.

A surfeit is an apron worn in the front. * * * Macbeth rode a vaulting horse which threw him, but because he had ambition he went right on riding. * * * Mineral wool is the shearings from a hydraulic ram. * * * Religious fanatics went out into the desert and sometimes builded high columns on which they would spend their lives in order the better to commute with God. * * * If it were not for Madame Curie and her husband there would be no radio today. (©, Bell Syndicate.)--WNU Service.