Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 2, Number 25, DeMotte, Jasper County, 12 January 1933 — BONERS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

BONERS

A scout is a fiend to all and a bother to every other scout.

BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.

If the nitcher takes his foot out of the box and throws it ... It shall (be called a balk. * * * Strategy is when you don’t let the enemy know that you are out of ammunition, but keep on firing. * e * Insecticide Is when an insect kills itself. • • * Monroe was a man who nursed the soldiers during the Civil war, and has since been known as the Monroe Doctrine. • • • Why is the period between the Sixth and Fifteenth century called the Dark Ages? Because the lighting was poor. ♦ * ♦ Caesar was a general. Pompey was iX rival and Brutal was his friend. He was killed by the friend Brutal. ♦ * • Tq gather a horse, go to the sergeant and ask him for a bridle, to the stable and get a horse, then go back to the sergeant and get a saddle. The horse is then said to be gathered. (©. Bell Syndicate.) — WNU Service.