Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 1, Number 11, DeMotte, Jasper County, 6 October 1932 — BONERS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

BONERS

They gave William IV a lovely funeral. It took sis men to carry the beer.

BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.

Early English poetry was recited or sung by barges who went traveling around the country. * * * The United States government has built jails and penitentiaries for the wild life of America. * * * If a cow switches his tail it may hit a bacteria and knock it into the milk pail. * * * A philanderer is a person who gives money to charitable and needy institutions. * * * Love is a tickling around the heart that can’t be scratched. * * * Joan of Arc was a pheasant. She was caught by fowl play and burned at the stake. * * * A geyser used to rule Germany before the war. 1932, Bell Syndicate.--WNU Service.