Kankakee Valley Post, Volume 1, Number 10, DeMotte, Jasper County, 29 September 1932 — BONERS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A sure-footed animal is an animal that when it kicks it does not miss.

BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers.

Truancy is something which has been proven to be true. * * * The Resurrection was when the women came and found the tomb had been rolled away. * * * Blunderbuss is the name the British have given to their busses. * * * One of the rights people enjoy under the Constitution is the right to keep bare arms. * * * What kind of a noun is trousers? Uncommon noun becaues it is singular on top and plural at the bottom. * * * Adagio is a kind of anesthetic dancing. ©, 1932, Bell Syndicate.--WNU Service.