Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 65, Number 5, Jasper, Dubois County, 26 May 1922 — Page 2

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j Something to Think About Wi!IM.Maupin By F. A. U7ALKER

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TMII; dillif.-iilty of luim;m rne;mr.

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whether it he of mental or physi

cal character, is not work i:i a general ..cne. hut tli" doin;; .f work Iri a manner which .shall provo wholly f!v:slfi': and satisfactory to the iin- !! or. !!e wi ho, mj h wor!; as he is payit.;: joti to do, to ! (mf in his part It-til ir way. so that win n it is tin-

it will tit in aeNirate!y with his prearranged plan. aTj I produce the results he tins hi mind. 'i he man or woman who writes a lroU, if he or she hopes to make a iiir-s of ft. most write it to amuse. Instruct, entertain, and finally to please Ihr rejulers. If the hook fails in this respect, the fiiilhor falls. All the dittif ult ies of life are overnie hy this art of pleasing. And this art of phaini: others must e rarriot! out from the highest flight of inetapliysh's, down to the .iliuu of :t dray or the üging of a pod hole. It Ia not easy to mak some natures understand tins. The art lies in 'mseizahle to their dull wits as the h.dution of the fourth dimension. Tin genius may he a very wonderful fallow, and do very many reunrkahle things, hnt if he he lacking lit uMlity to make people understand. lie may at sonn time or another in Ids career he lacking of food and raiment.

Hut, on the other hand, the simple plodder, sineere in his effort to please others, to present the truth pleasantly, in accordance with the accepted usage of common Mnse, vi!l, through Ins sanely directed energy, climb to strategic heights. The more you nnalyze success, the stronger will become ihe conviction that it conis primarily in yielding to those in authority the right of the highway. The rei:it is tlu.t the men and women who habitually do this, who listen to reason, who keep their feet on the ground, can open themselves, innre elearly t their employers, develop more easily their natural abilities and enjoy mre of what makes life truly valuable, not only in the days of springtime, when eharacter is pliant and easy to shape, but all along the days down to tht final night of winter. (Oj.yrUlit.)

THE NAME "pllIIY figured first on Itaymond. - Then Clarence, (leorge and John; They thought somewhat of Eugene, lint iene could fix upon. Some thought was given Edward, And quite a hit to James; In fact, they were quite worried Among so many names. One good friend wanted Arthur, Another wanted Paul : One un le mentioned Asa, Another said. 4o, Saul." Irandna suggested William And grandma Benjamin; Then went the list together And then began again.

PASSING IT ALONG

! They dwett awhile on I'eter.

On Matthew, Luke and Mark;

They argued from the morning

I Until the day grew dark. They argued long and loudly Until one fateful day I They quickly got together j And named her Charlotte May, ' (Copyright.)

"Do you ever suiter from loss of sleep?" "I certainly do." said Mrs. Clipping. "You don't look like a victim of insomnia." "I am. though. When the iceman, the telephone bell or something else Interrupts Mr. Clipping's 30-minute nap after the alarm clock rings in the morning he's a perfect bear at the breakfast table."

A j SCHOOL DAIJS fÄ '

Cerebral Superiority. "Your campaign is said to have cost a great deal of money." 4T don't know u thing about that," replied Senator Sorghum. "The fascination of politics lies largely in the fact that the chap with the brains can sit - back and let the boys with the money hustle without bothering him about details."

Ol, woodvt ütn-um.s and silver lake. Ucloved by mc"ii and star Fur us how niu-h of lif and love. Ami iuth ai"J liine, yu aro! Elizabeth Molt.

PINEAPPLE DISHES "CMUt dainty fruit dishes, pineapple is one of the most tempting of fruits. Pineapple Sponge. Ue.lt three cupfuls of grated or crushed pineapple, add one-half of a package of gelatine soaked an hour in one-half cupful of cob! water, take from the tire ami set the pan in a dish of flopped ice. When partly cool add the wed-beaten whiles .f four eggs and beat until the whole is spongy and thickened. 1'our into a mold and set away to harden. Serve with whipped cream, sweetened and llavored, or with a custard, using the yolks of the eggs, a piart of milk and four tablespoonfuls of sugar. Steamed Sponge Cake and Pineapple Saixe. Take angel food, or any plain enke, cut in serving-sized pieces and steam

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A Dark Suspicion. "Ulack IUy. dey's sump'n' funny 'bout de way you rolls dem hones." "Yeah," said the successful manipulator of the ivory cubes. "It's do way I speak to 'em, son. Doy hears me." "Tin gwine to look at dem dice an'

! if dey's educated like I 'sped (ley Is, i dey ain't gwine to hear you say uoth-

In' but 'good-by.'"

The Angle. "Opportunity," said the man with a big job. "knocks once at every man's door." "Yeah," sahl I lie unemployed. "I w:is standing In the doorway when he came. He missed the door and got me in the neck !" Which merely proves again that it

! ull depends on the point of view.

Now We Know. "Why are they called pyramids,

; dad?" asked (Jeorge, who was looking

at a picture of those wonders of Eirypr. "They are called pyramids, my son," replied the father, without hesitation, "because they 'appear amid the general desolation of the desert."

until well heated and soft. Serve lot crushed pineapple, drained from its

with :

Pineapple Hard Sauce. Heat four tablespoonfuls of butter until creamy, add one-half cupful of powdered sug.tr gradually until the whole is white and light, flavor with

; a teaspoonful of vanilla and a cupful

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juice. Pineapple Drop Cookies. Take one-third of a cupful of shortening, one-half cupful of sugar, one egg. one-fourth of a teaspoonful of soda, two tablespoonfuls of hot water, one-fourth of a cupful of grated piueapple and one cupful of tlour. Mix as usual and drop by spoonfuls on a baking sheet. Hake in a hot oven.

i A Thrifty Muse.

"If you write verses ndver'.lsing soup, soap and cosmetics you'll never be known as one of the immortals. "Probably not," said the commercial hard. "Neither will posterity write In-

! dlgnant letters to the press because

the present generation permitted me to starve."

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Tl' TU KHK were no unfairness, no injustice, n successful cre-kcdaess i:i tte world, everybody wvul 1 succeed without any troi-Me. Wv should all treair the priarose path straight lo paradisi. with no one to bat our progress. Itu-ide ntaily .r ro.t.l would be made hi smooth and easy that wv. wuld t e m pretty pier crowd wdien we got to paradise, quite unworthy to partake' of Ks delights, and utterly :r.nt for the hociely which we .should exjeet to r'.n 1 I here. It haj peas, however, that the wrld !. fairly wr'd tilled wit! iajitstice. ai d iU it crookedness is sutli' icntlv prevalent to make it worth while t. ke-p otir e -s open. Also men s::ccel w!o. oagi:! not to s;; cecd, an f Ly -ievices which should send them to the penitentiary. s.'ct. tnstanets ar. evceptieoul. but I hey occur tfte. enough v le dangerous. A man engage in a i-incss whhh iideiests ah..i.st evcrxbdy, recently (etat nt el tl.us on wr.e f his edict g lies : "Nobod takes his w -rd i.oho.'.y treats l:iM. lie would b at I is own moiher. Yi t In ite of all that he m.'kes nearly a milii"n dollars a year. ai1 I his husiness is one v.! tht hi,;-gc-: in the world." i;h:ips this run will meet the fate 1. merit ir. time. Perhaps he will i:ot. There are i Ii w rascals w Ii live and tile prosperous. P.ut that is not an argument i". favor of rascality. It is n t wen pmof that rascality pas. f"ir where i.e rasc.d i-rosprs a thousand are the it i ; s f their own t rv !;edr.ess.' In this world ar f..r et -re t rooks w !.o could !:.ive succee!ed l a i they t ci n hofest, t.'iati h 'nest i:n:. who lould have suiieetlel 'a-' ttuy been

I a scoundrel. It is no? Ids dis- , honesty that makes him prosper. it , is some talent in him great enough , to wi: success in spite of dishonesty. ' In ninety-nine cases out of a hun-

: dred the crook will be "met up with" I before he js dorn. Straight, tper. ! dealing, respecting and keeping your i own word always pays best. The knaves who succeed could have sueceded on a far greater scale had they been lionesf. ! net envy or it iltate them. Io not be daz.Ied by their success. That sort of success is not worth having. (CoavrtgMA

THE CHEERFlL CHTO By iympJtky I live, mvck EnjoyirvJ otKer people.' And feeling zA tKeir grieP well Thovgh r moderet ed

CONSERVATION The Dog Lover: That's a very fine collie you have but why did you cut off his tail? The Efficiency Expert: Because I took occasion to estimate the number of footpounds of energy he wasted in wagging it and the result was simply apalling. Warning. Oily to bed. And oily to rfs. Is the fate of a man When a motor he buy?.

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. Near Probity. "A e!f-made millionaire delivered an impressive address to some of our young business men." "What did he talk about?" Honesty is the hest policy." ('mph ! Is he competent to discuss that subject?" "I judize so. He has been invest 1 gat Mi only twice and both times his lawyers declared, after accepting- large retainers, that it was an outrage."

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Sugar jacket just

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then you get the deleo table gum center.

And with VVrifi;ley,s three old standbys also affording friendly aid to teeth, throat, breath, ap

petite and digestion. Soothing, thirst-quenching.

Making the next cigar

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Vherc They Are. 'Where are the hoys of our youth?' "I saw pome of them the other night nt a meeting of the Oldest Inhabitants."

It often takes a good round sum to square a crooked transaction.

King (leorge's life Insurance policies total something like $1(000,000.

Drawn from actual photograph of Jackson Allan cBeard, son of Mrt. A. A. Beard, Priest River, Idaho.

Never one restless night

never one sick day!

CAN you say this of your baby? Or are you constantly worried, up half of the night, because his food is not agreeing with him? Y-l- T-l AI1 1.. T--l T J I T. I !

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Little Jackson Allan is a fine sturdy

boy. Every child should belike him, for "he never has had a sick day in spite of "the intense heat of last summer. Mrs. Beard chose the famous Eagle Brand for her baby's food. His condition today justifies her choice, for he has progressed steadily ever since. But more than that, Jackson nowhat a baby sister. She had a poor start. At five months she was undernourished and had rickets. Mrs. Beard promptly put her on Eagle Brand. Two months later she had gained fire pounds "and is growing and getting along fine." Don't experiment with your baby. Eagle Brand is the standard infant food. Generations of babies have been reared on it. Kirs. Beard is but one of the thousands of mothers who have written us concerning the wonderful benefits of Eagle Brand. And thousands of doctors have recommended it for it is easily digested.

Eagle Brand is not a "prepared food

It is just milk good pure milk

combined with cane sugar the

natural food when mother's

millr faiW- You can huv Name

Eigle Brand anywhere. It keeps In

definitely, so you can order a supply and have it always at hand. It is absolutely pure and uniform. Do you want a beautifuj little record book in which to keep your baby record? You know how much you'll value it in the years to come. Just cut out the coupon and send it to us. We will mail "The Best Baby" and Eagle

Brand feeding chart FREE. THE BORDEN COMPANY n j n . . : i j I v v t, a

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s: I'fst to tak-- the middle

COritSK blacl along the charted route. But : very often we cannot he positive of

tne rigu patn until we nave telt ov.r way along the mountain's side. With this thought well understood.

Just Average. "What kind d' orator is Senator Sriorth'.worthy ? "Ib-'s about the average speaker."

Ye?" i "If he hadn't anything in particular ' to talk about he may discourse for an I hour ;ind a half, hut if he has a mes-.-age f. deliver he call get it out of his v-t 'in in thirty ininun-s." i

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formation and feeding chart for uaiaf Eagle Brand.

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1 V!: ii . ; K uif'rtaii: whivh c"urse is the rL'ht ot.e whet: there are three paths :ih-ad. anyoo hnows that the surest nay to :ei.l a hng det.ur is 1 t . tak th. one leading directly ahead.

j The san.e rule applies to nearly ev- --' r radicals' unexplored trail. ' eryt!d:,g o-e ic.ay s,-t out to d in life. Mucli of the happiness in üft. Is There lies ahead of ot.e in any en- misled hy the large number who slow- ' deavor three distinct pathways. One ' ' rnako their way because of extreme .may take a conservative, a liberal or conservation; more lose real enjoya radi. al wny t ac-.iupli-h his ends, merit heraus they rush head!, ug in- , Terhaj s -ither one of th three may j to the dangers of railicalism. Bat it !ri!u- him t his goat without great ! s refreshing to bMk about am! wit-ditlU-ulties or disappointments. But ' -uiS indisputel progress of so i i this day the liberal course seems --lany who are neither too cowardly ' to 1! the greatest assurances of sue- ! reasonable chance nor still i 44sS : so reckless as f risk everything on a , Cert air ly it always is best to make ' dangerous leap. I sure that on- chooMs the righ.t path.! It's por policy either to-go too

'Careful surveys are essential ar. 1 one flow or too fast.

The Mere the Merrier. j Sinick All women marry for money '

it seems little less than absolute foiiv " to st:,rt plodding along at a snails Ioliy;jni:er Oh. conn now! gait throug'.i tin conservative ath or Si:.i k But some marry for more to stui:.b!e recklessly into the dan- money than ether. ;

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Habituation. "Your constituents must think very highly of you to send you to Wash-in-'on again and again." "Xot all of them," admitted Senator Sorghum. "Many, of course, contemplate ir.L- a thir invincible leader, but u few regard me merel as a sort of bad habit."

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Lht not he deceived by the success should v able to rea l the signs

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Bs Specific. Farmer (Jiles Alius be op and doIn', lay boy alius be oop and doin ! S'on (educated in the city) Up to a hat, father? And doing whom?

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offers to home eekers opportunities that cannot be secured elsewhere. The thousands cf farmers from the United States who have accepted Canada's generous offer to settle on FE EE homesteads or bur arm land ia her provirces hare bfn well rermd by bountiful crops. There is still tradable on easy terms Ferlila Land at $15 to $30 an Aero -land similar to that which throuKh many years has yielded from 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to the acre oats, barley and flax alo ia Rreat abundance, while raising horses, cattle, sheep and host ia equally profitable. Hundreds ot tanners in western Canada have raised crops in a sir'.e season worth more than the whole cost of their lar.d. W:th such success ccnes prcrpenty. Independence, good homes and all the comforts and conveniences which make Lfe worth hrm. Farm Gardens. Poultry. Dairying v ,t,. are sources of income second only to grain growing and stock raising. Attractive cli- v;v. mite, good neighbors, churches; schools. Ä cDod markets. raUroad facilities, rural tele- '-S

phone, etc For CJattrsted lltrstor. map, d'ÄditÖoo of fan

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