Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 64, Number 48, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 April 1922 — Page 2

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Something to Think About By F. A. TDALKER U

DARWINIAN TIIKOUV AHE reading a jrreat deal these days ubout the Darwinian theory. The newspapers tell us that Kentucky, famed for its blue ktosm. Its blooded horses, beautiful women and chivalrous men. Is deep In the study of Its Involved perplexities. All the way from school houses to the Kentucky senate, the question of man's relationship with monkey Is being discussed with fervor. The world Is pricking up Its ears, arching Its eyebrows and looking askance upon the creatures, who, according to the Scriptures, were created In God's Image. Just how will all this controversy benefit you and me? Will It make us better men and women, elevate our mluOs to a high er sphere and give us greater power for usefulness? Tower gravitates to those who can use It, not to the wavering nor the weak. It belongs to those who have faith, who believe as a child and accept biblical statements without question. Who among the sons of men knows himself? Who by gazing In his or her looking-glass can sec himself or

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herself? The body which encases self Is all that can be seen, yet who doubts that self, the linage of (Jod exists? Who questions the truthfulness of the I.lble, the origin of man, or the omnipotence of Ulm wit.) created the heaven and the earth? Is It for the atom of dust to deny: "So J1 created man In Ills own Image, In the Image of (Jod created He him; male and female created He them." Let us not go out of our way to seek the dark places, whose mysteries must forever battle human understanding. There Is more Joy In the sunshine, more happiness In useful effort, more pleasure In the acceptance of existence as it Is, more delight In self-abnegation and In doing good to others, than In the painstaking avoidance of childish faith. It Is not for us to become crazed about frisky monkeys, nor for us to try to make monkeys of ourselves. Hut It Is for us to work, to think good thoughts, to put unbelief and doubt far behind us and make ourselves more worthy of th infinite love, the only anchor which will hold .secure In this life and in the life to come. (Copyright)

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THE ROMANCE OF WORDS

"PIN-MONEY" J T-ri:l.i die .Sixteenth and

Seventeenth centuries pins were m extremely expensive that only the wealthy could afford them. IJy a curious law, the manufacturers of pins were permitted to sell them on only two days each yearJanuary 1 and -and when those days came around the women whose husbands could afford the expenditure sveured "pin-money" from them for their purchases. While savages have, for ages, used thorns and splinters for the purpose of joining bits of hide or making garments of leaves, pins as we know hem today did not come Into use until the early part of the Fourteenth century. They were introduced Into England In 1540 but it was not until 1824 that an American named Might invented a machine for manufacturing pins very rapidly, and now more than ltf00 tons of Iron and brass are annually converted Into pins in the United States alone, a condition which

renders entirely obsolete the original meaning of the phrase a "pin money" which, however, J

still persists as a synonym for "an allowance given by a husband to a wife to cover her personal expenses." Copyright.!

SCHOOL DAIJS

TWIK gentleman who comes Into your olllce, when lie knows you are busy, and sits down for a friendly little chat, must be got rid of. If he Is intelligent, you can get rid of him without hurting his feelings. If he Is stupid, it will be necessary to hurt his feelings. Hut get rid of him you must, whether his feelings are hurt or not. Klliciency experts could figure, no doubt, that many thousands of working hours go to waste every year because busy people are too good naturcd to Invite idlers to get out of their ollices. Most of the precautions taken by the "hard to get to" business men are not due to their haughtiness, but to their knowledge of the value of time. If every small business man could surround himself with Inner and outer guards, to keep pests from bothering him, he might soon cease to be a small business man, and become a big one. In most ollices the clerical force and the general employees are not to be seen during business hours. It requires a very Intrusive person to get by the boys at the gate. Hut the boss or the manager has always some friend he hates to offend who will drop In during business hours, and consume several dollars' worth of time without a blush. The victim of these gentlemen would far rather they would come to his house uninvited, and consume his fHd uninvited, than to come uninvited to his olllce, and consume his most valuable commodity which Is time. It may be that you are one of those who will lean back In your chair and listen to business-hour visitors who bring no business to talk about, rather

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than ask them to call out of business hours. If you are, break yourself of the habit. Don't depend on signs saying, "This Is My Husy Day," or "Five Minutes Is Long Knough for One Conversation." They never take those to themselves". Tell them as kindly as you can that you are busy, and ask them to go. If they get offended, their friendship is not worth having. And if you happen to be one of the time wasteis well, break yourself of the habit, before your feelings are hurt. (Copyright.)

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I want it said of mo that I plucked a thl?th and plantevl a flower where I thought a tlower would grow.-Lincoln. WHAT SHALL WE EAT

A S K(J(3S are more plentiful, the

following good dish which Is not new, but worth remembering, should be served i.ften: Lucanlan Eggs, ltreak macaroni In one-Inch pieces and cook In l-olllng salted water until tender; drain and pour oer a cupful of cold water. There should be a cupful of cooked macaroni. Urease a baking dlh and put into it a layer of macaroni; cover with a layer of rich white sauce, prepared by cooking together two tahlopooufuls of butter with two of Hour, ami when well blended add one cupful of milk, seasoned with anchovy and onion Juice. Add five hard-cooked eggs sliced, season highly with salt and cayenne, cover with buttered cracker crumbs and bake until the crumbs are brown. Potato With Sliced Mutton. Make . mound of mashed potatoes on a platter; surround with slices of roast mutton that have been simmered in the gravy with onion juice, butter. Jelly and minced parsley. Strain the gravy over the meat after laying it around th" potato. Stuffed Diked Potatoes. Wash and bake three good-Mzed long potatoes; bake until done, then cut potatoes Into halves lengthwise, soop out the potato and put through a sieve.

Add to a saucepan a tablespoonful of butter and the potatoes. Mix a cupful of chopped cooked meat, one tablespoonful each of c hopped onion and green pepper. Season well with salt, butter and pepper, adding a little gravy if at hand. Kill the shells with the minced meat and pipe the seasoned potato around the edges.

Cauliflower in Batter. Cook caulitlouer until nearly done; drain, divide into small bunches: dip Into a fritter batter and fry in deep fat. To make the batter use one beaten egg and one cupful of t'.our, one-half cupful of milk, a pinch of salt, and one tablespoonful of live oil. Heat well and let stand In a cool place for an hour. Serve garnished with parsley. Stuffed Raisins. Select a large bunch of raisins, wipe and remove the s, by making an incision in each. Insert a small ball of fotidar.t or a small salted nut. Almond are best. I've :is a garnish for the to; of a box of home-mad candy.

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT? MY PA TVTY PA c'n make tlf finest kite -LV-L 'At any feller tiled; 'Tli' cross-sticks balanced up Jus' right An tall all fixed and tied. 'At Is, my pa he says he can, Put it Jus seems somehow At ev'ry time I ast him to He says, "I'm busy now." My pa can take a wilier stick An' trim It nice an' clean, Then make a whistle jus' its slick As any feller's seen. 'At is. my pa lie says he can lie can. too, bet a dime Put when I ast t make me one lie says, "I haven't time." My pa c'n catch th' mostest fish Of any man I know. He's caught an awful lot, I guess; At least he's -told me so. (Copyright.) O . Subtle Suggestion. "What is your object in refusing to

be interviewed?" Inquired the scribe. I "I'll be perfectly frank ami confiden- ! tial with you," replied Senator Sorghum. "If you will give it out that i decline to be Interviewed it will create an impression among my constituents that I know a whole lot, but am In ' such a position of delicate responsj. bility that I can't tell It."

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I First Pairley Handkerchiefs. j The llr-t paisley hat dkcrclijef was ' made In 17 K. Handkr rehiefs wrought and edged with gvld used to he wom j by KMzahcthau gentlemen In their hats , as fuvort from ladies, tlulr cash value t being small.

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BAD ENOUGH TO ÜL NAMED

A diner at a restaurant called for his bill. "Let me see," said the waiter. "What have you had, sir'." "Three fish " commenced the diner. Three, sir?" questioned the waiter. "I only brought you two, I think." "No," replied the customer with a sad smile. "Vou brought me two mackerel and one smelt." Tit-liits.

Feared the Worst. Camera. Man The director tells me we're going to film the landing of the pilgrim fathers. What do you suppose he'll give you? Curly the Cowboy (gloomily) 1 dunno. But, judging from the fool parts I've had to play lately, I wouldn't be none surprised If I'd have to be the gangplank. Film Fun.

BAD FORM Mrs. Bug How often must I tell you to eat your soup out of the side of a spoon?

Parting. They met on the bridge at midnight; They'll never meet again. For one was a cow eastbound. The other a west-bound train.

Saved Her Tears. The bore had the fair young thing on the verge of tears. "It costs a good deal more than you think, to become a broad-minded and intelligent man of the world," he remarked. The young thing saw her opportunity and took it. "I suppose so," she said, "and I. don't blame you for saving your money."

. OMLY A COLD

EOT mi KEtUCT IT A cold is an acute catarrh which can easily become chronic. A fijeat many disease may be traced to a catarrhal condition of the mucous membranes lining the organs or parts.

AH IDEAL EWEREEKCY REMEDY

Just a few doses taken In time have saved thousands from serious sickness. For fifty years Fc-ru na has been the popular family medicine for coughs, colds, catarrh, stomach and bowel disorders

ana all diseases oi catarrhal origin. KEEP IT IN THE HOUSE

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Cloves often savor of the spice of wickedness.

Dou't worry about your looks. Yoti will always look good to your friends.

WARNING ! Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Unless you see the name " Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Colds Headache Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper directions. Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tabletsAlso bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists. Asplrla 1 tlie trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of MoncaceUcaddeatrr cf Sallcylicaelfl

Success. Typist There's gome one knocking. Why don't you answer? Office Boy If it's the boss I'll get that raise.' He told me this morning that every knock was a boost. Wayside Tales.

Conclusive Proof. "Do you believe in the survival of the fittest?" said Miss Cayenne. "Can you ask me," returned Sena

tor Sorghum, "after all these years j

I have survived in public lifer"

At the Musicale.

Enthusiast Don't you think the , ..i.i i i

cuiura oscuro a line; Nonmusleal Guest To tell the truth, I liked the chicken salad better.

Man's Salvation. "Now they are advocating a fixed pay for married women." "That will interest husbands who hand over their entire salaries."

Security. "Did you lend that forgetful friend of ours the book h; asked for?" "Yes, but I took care to borrow his umbrella the same day."

A CROP OF IVORY Her mouth was not so very large, Yet In a confidential minute; Rh. tnlrf thi rintlst that Rh hart

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COMPANION TO THE GOODYEAR

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Mary. Mary had a littlf beau. He took her every place. The reason he dM this, you ask? Ik-cause he loved her seau.

The Suburbanite.

"Do you rafso poultry?" VI won't m so f;ir us to say that. I do board about ." unreliable bens."

Personal Bias. ' "Is framblii:;: wron? "Most certainly! And yet," continued Senator Sorthum, "I can't help

having a warm corner in my affections

for the boys who bet that I would be re-elected."

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Modified Brutality. "He's a hrute! When she married him he promised to do everything In his power to make tier happy and now lie spends all his time at the club." "Well. If he's really a brute that on sit to help some."

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Farm Gardens, Poultry, Ddrying are sources cf income second cr.Iy to grain growing and stock raising. Attractive climate, good neighbors, churches', schools, good markets, railroad faculties, rural telephone, etc. For ü:ctrtd liWmtwp. iat. 4cri(X2oe of firm opportunity In Man! too, hktbwka.

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