Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 64, Number 44, Jasper, Dubois County, 10 March 1922 — Page 6
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Mi'i II lHDDIES SI Something to Think About Bv F. A. TDALKER X LJ V7illM.Maupin ;
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TIIKY figured lirst on Raymond. Tin! Cliriirifii tlinrrt oiil T.1tt
PI-KASINCi OTHKUS '5"t. "n hand, the simple
jpIoiMcr. inrTi in his elTort to please j Thlv thought somewhat of Kuscue. Tili: diMhadty of human endeavor. ol !,rs- to lreent the truth pleasant-j j;t ,,. n(U1 lix UTM,n whether il t? of Mental or phvsl-!1 in vordaih-e with the limited . SI1IC xu.tuM was ivt.n Kdward,
ral rhaiar.er, 1.- not work i:i a : -1 1 -eral .sense, hnt lh tloinx f work In a m:irr.iT whkli shall prove wholly i!'Ms!ri' :inI satisfactory to the employer. He vi -!)( si:ri work as I. is pay-
ii. 'j to do, to he dr.o in hi par- i
u-a of eommon yense, will, through
his sanely direrted energy, climb to Mr.stegic heights.
And 'juiti a hit to .Tunics; In fa't, they were quite worried Amt;' so many names.
Th more yiu analyze sueeess, the j One pood friend wanted Arthur, Mn.n;'T will heroine the conviction Another wanted I'aul; that if r.'n-i.f primarily in yielding ' t Mm nn; le mentioned Asa,
tit ular way, so that when it is tin- ) ;o thos,. in authority the ri'Iit of tin? j Another said. "No, Saul." l-h-d it will tit in accurately with his highway. ; (Irandpa siiL"-:ested William pi earran;rd plaos. and produce the re- i The result is that the nu n and : And grandma Itenjamin ;
PASSING IT ALONG
.salts he jas in mind.
women who hahituallv do this, wlei 1 Then went the list together
Tho man or woman who writes a ! liten to rea-mi. who keep their feet ; And then heiran ai:ain. hook. If he or she h ;es to make a m the ground, can open themselves I Pieces of it, must write it to amu-e, inore clearly to their employers, de- i They dwelt awhile on IVter,
On Matthew, Luke and Mark; They arzued from the morning I 'n; i I the day grow dark.
Instruct, entertain, and finally to pleae vehp mote easily their natural ahilithe readers. ties and enjoy more of what makes If the hook fails in this respect, the , life truly valuable, not only in the
anthor fails. j days of springtime, w hen character is They argued Ion: and loudly 'pliant an I easy to shape, but all along Until on- fateful day Alt the difficulties ,,r jf(. ;,re over- ' the days down to the final night of ' Tho quickly ot together cunc by this art ." plea-iug. winter. And named her Charlotte May. And this art of pleasing others rr.pyric.ht.) ' (Copyright.)
teii'.t be rarrie.J out fro. the hijzliet tli;ht of metaphyxlcs. down to the loading of a dray or the diiin of a po-t hole. It Is i.ot easy to m:;ke miiup natures understand this. The art lies a uneiable to their dull wits as the solution of the fourth thtaens.'on. Tile genius may be a very wonderfa! fellow, and do very many remarkable things, but if he be lacking In ahility to make people understand, be may at some time or another in Ids career tie lacking of fmd and raiment.
"Do you ever sutler from loss of 'I certainly do." said Mrs. Uippin-, "Vou don't look like a victim of insomnia." "I am. though. When the iceman, the teleph'ii t ',, H ,r sona thin else Interrupts Mr. (Jlippir's :;,i-minute nap after the alarm clock rins in the mijrniiu he's a perfect bear at the breakfast table."
lh. wooilftt strMUiH a. ul silver lakf-y. l:e!tvel by iM'fii arel star 1 or us how inn- h f life a:ul 1-jve, Atel outh aii'J It me. yti are! i:ii7: tletli' Molt. PINEAPPLE DISHES
T7oIt datnty fruit dishes, picapple s one of the most tempting of fruits. Pineapple Sponge. Heat three cupt'uls ef grated or crushed pineapple, add one-half of a package of gelatine .soaked an hour in teie-hnlf cupful of cold water, take f i m the lire and set t!i, pari in a disli of chipped ice. When partly cool add the wdl-beaten whites of four ejs ami beat until the whole is spon'v noli thickened. I'our into a mold and set away to harden. Servo with
Oinped cream, .sweetened and J'a- until well heated and soft.
voted, or with a custard, usimr the yolks ot the epus, a quart of mill; and fohr tnhlespconfuls of suuar. Steamed Sponge Cake and Pineapple Sauce. T.tke ntmel food, or any plain cake, cut in serviiu; ,i7.ed pieces and steam
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Cerebral Superiority. "Your campaign is said to have cost a great deal of money." "I don't know a thing about that," replied Senator Sorghum. 4,The fascination of politics lies largely in the fact that the chap with the hrains can sit back and let the boys with the
1 money huMlo without bothering him
about details."
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A Dark Suspicion. "Hlack Ioy, (ley's sump'n' funny 'bout de way you rolls dem bones." "Yeah," suhl the successful manipulator of the ivory cubes. "It's de way 1 speak to 'em. son. Dey hears me." "I'm pwine to look it dem dice an If dey's educated like I 'sped dey is. dey ain't gwlne to hear you say uothlnr but 'good-by.' "
The Angle. "Opportunity." said the man with n big job, "knocks once at every man's door." "Yeah." said the unemployed. "I was standing in the doorway when he came. He missed the door and got me 111 the neck !" Which merely proves again that it all depends on the point of view.
Now We Know. "Why are they called pyramids, dad?" asked (Jeorgo, who was looking at a picture of those wonders of
i Kg'.vpt.
"They are called pyramids, toy son," replied the father, without hesitation, "because they 'appear amid' the general desolation of the desert."
with :
Serve ! of crushed pineapple, drained from its 1 . .
juice.
Pineapple Hard Sauce.
I'.eat four tahlespoonfuls of butter until creamy, add one-half cupful of powdered suirar izradually until the whole is white and liuht, flavor with a tcaspo; nfnl of vanilla and a cupful
Uncommon Scn6 BLAKE
Pineapple Drop Cookies. Take one-third of a cupful of shortening, one-half cupful of sugar, one egg, one-fourth of a teaspoonful of soda, two tahlespoonfuls of hot water, one-fourth of a cupful of grated pineapple and one cupful of tlour. Mix as usual and drop hy spoonfuls on a baking sheet. lake in a hot oven.
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hA(KKOHS I'AAMPLKS ; si .:mdivi. It is Pot his .lis., 1 honesty that makes him prosper. it . is some talent in him great enough ! Tc TlIKKi: were m. unfairness, no f( SIM.tvss in spih. ,)f JishoI1..stv. ! JMi successful rookeduess ; ,J; ni.Mv.nini. (..,sos f,,.t t;f ,iun. j In the world, everybody wvuld succeed mnk wi hi. .. n,t wll,.. without any trot !de. i hefore h is dorn. Straight, apen I We should all tread the prin rose (U:(Iip;. ,v1 .n UwyhVi. vour 1 path straight to paradise, with no one; oun xvop! aw.VS ,,.,vs ,,t The to bar eur progress. knaves who succeed could have sue- ! Incidentally our road would he made on ., far .lV;lttT ,ul(1 l0V m smooh and easy that wv would be f n j,,,, : M li;v!,v I r 4,r,vv, w,u't' ue -ot to Im. nut envv or imitate them. Mo I paradise, quite unworthy to partake of ,)y SW. TJ).U its delights, and utterly unfit for tht- rr of w,.,,,ss not wortfl h:lvin.
Hiciety which we s toui.i expect to mvi
there. Ii happens, lcwever, tiiat the world is fairiy wfll filled with ia.j'istic . at d tlcit crookeiiuess i-. sutliidel.t l prevaleüi lo make it worl! while t" k-p nur e s opoa. Also luetl s'U'ceed w!e ought not to succeed, an t Ly devices which hleedd send them to the penitentiary. SiJch instances are ecept n-oul. t it they occur ofte emcig'. he dangerous .A man er.gagel in a tidiness which interests ah.-.ost ever.h dy. recently eo!i:i'e'.itei thus n :.e f his o 1leagues : 'Nobody takes his w -rd nohody trs.sts hi.n. lie v.ould cheat his own
tool her.
(Covrie:M.)
THE oraLOTO By iyropii.ky I live. 30 mvcK Enjoying otKer peoples And feeling tW tKeir grieP zjs we.ll TKovK ir moderated
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UMLTER I. ROBINSON
A Thrifty Muse. "If you write verses advertising soup, soap and (osmetics you'll never be known as one of the immortals. "I'rohably not," said the commercial hard. "Neither will posterity write indignant letters to the press because the present generation permitted me to starve."
CONSERVATION The Dog Lover: That's a very fine collie you have but why did you cut off his tail? The Efficiency Expert: Because I took occasion to estimate the number of footpounds of energy he wasted in wagging it and the result was simply apalling. Warning. Oily to t"d. And oily to rls Is the f:ite of a man When a motor tie buvs.
Near Probity. "A self-made milliemilre delivered an Impressive address to some of our young business men." "What did he talk about?" Honesty is the host policy." Tinph ! Is he competent t dhcuss that subject:'" "I judge so. II' has been invest!sratd only twice and both times his lawyers declared, after accepting lanre retainers, that it was an outrage."
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Sugar jacket just
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then you get the deleo table gum center.
And with Wrigley's three old standbys also affording friendly aid to teeth, throat breath, appetite and digestion.
Soothing, thirst-quenching.
Making the next cigar
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Where They Are. Where are the boys of our youth? "I saw some of them the other night at a meeting of the Oldest Inhabitants."
It often takes a good round sum to square u crooked transaction.
King (Jeorge's life Insurance policies total something like $10.i)00.(KiO.
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Drawn from actual photograph of Jackson Allan 'Beard, son of hlrt. A, A, Beard, Priest River, Idaho.
Never one restless night never one sick day!
CAN you say this of your baby? Or are you constantly worried, up half of the nidit, because his food is not agreeing with him;
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Little Jackson Allan is a fine sturdy
boy. Every child should belike him, for he never has had a sick dav' in spite of 'the intense .heat" or last summer. Mrs. Beard chose the famous Eagle Brand for her baby's food. His condition today justifies her choice, for he has progressed steadily ever since. But more than that Jackson now has a baby sister. She had a poor start. At five months she was undernourished and had rickets. Mrs. Beard promptly put her on Eagle Brand. Two months later she had gained fire pounds "and
is growing and getting along fine.
Don't experiment with your baby. Eagle Brand is the standard infant food. Generationsof babies have been reared on it. Mrs. Beard is but one of the thousands of mothers who have written us concerning the wonderful benefits of Eagle Brand. And thousands of doctors have recommended It for it is easily digested.
Eagle Brand is not a "prepared food
It is just milk good pure milk combined with cane sugar the
natural food when mother's
milk fruit- Ynu can hnv Nirne
Eatde Brand anvwhere. It keens In-
r-i - - - definitely, so you can order a supply and have it always at hand. It is absolutely pure and uniform. Do you want a beautifu little record book in which to keep your baby's record? You know how much you'll value it in the years to come. Just cut out the coupon and send it to us. We will mail "The Best Baby" and Eagle
Brand feeding chart FREE. THE BORDEN COMPANY
Dorckn Building, New York
Just Average. What kind of orator is Senator
j Sn.u-t lis worthy V
"Il'' a!out tlie average speaker."
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j "If l.c lian'r anything in particular ; ! to talk alnint Ie may di-ojirs.- f,,r ari ;
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I would like to have your record
book MTlie Dc Dby" and alo im-
formation and feeding chart for ueiag
Lagle Brand.
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Y?: n :;e is uneertain whieli eoure
Ytt in spite all that !u- U the ti-.ht m... when there arn three ir ''s Ütth 1' tla" nlsolute folly ,
liour and a hall", hut if he has a me1 t ft a m.
hlaze 1 ah.n- the harted. route. P.ut f sau- t" -leUM-r lie ean get it r.ut nt : very often we caniut he positive of Ms s.Weiu in thirty tninures." j tho riudj path mdil we have felt oit j j way ah'tm the mountain's side. The More the Merrier. Witli this thought well understood, J Sini k All oi;;en marry for money !
makes nearl a Utilli-ui d i'Iar a year. j;u!e
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av his hun.i" i in the world."
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to Mart plodding along at a snail's! rollyanmr Oh. conte mv!
gait through the conservative path or ! Siniek But
some marry for moiv
t tak th' one lead.ing direotlv ahead. tu "iI'I' recklessly into the dan- ; nione-y than dhiT-
I'ert.aps i!d. v. will meet the fate 'The same rule applies to nearly evtl merits V tiioe. Ierha; ! will -rvthi:: o.e tuay set o'.j: to do in life, not. There are a lew raeal w ! There lie, ahead of oi,e In any enl,e and die proerous. deaor tliree distinct patltwavs. One
I'.'.t tiiat is n t a:. :;rg u. ent i". favor t:.ay take a eouser Tit i ve. a li!eral r oonservation ; more hse real enjoyof r;;scai;ty. It is u evi n proof a radical way t . accM:upliv, i,js cmK : nu-nt heraus. they nish headlong !ntha: rasialitv !as. IVrhap either otie of th. three !any t the dangers of radicalism. But if I'or wher- rie racat prospers a '.ring l,ii t his goal without great i rofrhIng to 1(k about and witthousand nre the iei,":-ts f their own diihVulti.-s or di-appoii-.f.nents. r.ut 1 ne-s the andlsputi'd progress of so
lts of t!:e radicals' unexplored trail
Much of the happiness in life is tnivxeil liv th.e l.'er-'j iiUfiitier W ho slow.
Iv make their way because of extreme I nllIv ,,u " Wash
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Habituation. "Your constituents niut think verv
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: this w rld ar- f..r m re i ro.ks i, h hi the grcateM n suniiiC's of sue-
w,u toiih! l::t s'U'ceeded lal they' ess.
day ti e liheral Course se'in many Mio are neither loo cowardly
to take a reasonable chance nor still s reckless as t' risk everything on a
iiiton airain and airaln."
"Not all f tIiem.M admittdl Senator Sorghum. "Many, of n.ursf, contemplate me as their invincible leader, but a few regard me merely as a sort of bad. habit."
r:---! l.oreM l!;;in levies I i:, who Yrtairlv ir always ;4t to make . dang'ereus leap.
o'dd have smceisjel Vad tlu !vr. j ure tl::.t in-. cho-.es il.v right path.; It's p-.or policy either to gc too criN.ks. ! i'areful nreys are essential an 1 one 1 ?w or too fast. Io not be deceived Sy t.'ie success J should lc alle to rea l tho signs' (Copyriskt.)
Be Specific. Tarmer Gile Alius .? ncp and doIn', my hoy alius he nop and dolu !" bo:i (educated in the city) Up to hnt, father? And doing whom?
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effer to home seekers cpportunit that cannot be secured elsewhere. The thousands of farmers from the United States who have accept rd Can ada's generous offer to settle on Fti EE homesteads or buy farm land in her provinces hare been well repaid by bountiful crops. There is still available on easy terms Fertile Und at $15 lo $30 an Acre land similar to tha? which throcrh many years has yielded from 20 to 45 bushels of w heat to the acre cats, barlty and flax also in creat abundance, while raising horses, cattle, aheep and hogs is equally profitable. Hundreds of farmers in western Canada have raised crops in a single season worth more than the whole cost of their lard. With such success comes prosperity, independence, good horses and all the comforts and conveniences which matte life worth liTicg. Farm Gardens, Poultry, Dairying . , m . ... A '
are sources ot income scona cmy 10 gram growing and stock raising. Attractive climate, good neighbors. churche schools, good markets, railroad faculties, rural tele phone, etc Fur Utatrtd litormtor. map, W-riftioa ot f&ra opportunities in ftir!?oto. &MkttMwsfi.
Alum arvi uritub (.Jaaxdts, raaoea ruiwa nut. etc. mts M. J. JOHNSTONS 213 Tractlon-Tsrmlnal fildtf. ladlanapolls lad.
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