Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 64, Number 43, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 March 1922 — Page 4
JASPER WEEKLY COüBIFl Oy DEN ED DOANE,
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RIDAY MARCH 3, 1921
P. M. Gen. Hays, quits the P O. Departm nt March ;4. Hoare of Rep. lead, a republican, say in Congress that he has not earned 5c of his $-000 aa ary. And it is a nafe bet that h wont arn that much of his Moving Pic ure sa.ary- Hays has always been much of a bluflincr wind bit? Good riddance of poor traah fo th govorment. We expec" that he &ot word some time ago th t he was joiner to be fired so he hunted another job at goverment expense. Hewli be succeed-d by Hubert Work in the P. 0 Dpt. Tne country has yet to learn if his name ind nature are the same. Ha s diun't know the meaning of the word 0, Sprln, Has Came, Likeil, LiKeil It Has PETERSBURG Fja.. - Spring has ar.red early in southern Indiar a this year. Robins ha e arrived in large numbers, and blackbirds are here by the thousands H'rogs holler at nitfht and the maple syrup season has passed and the sap will -top running next few eays. Manie tree buds are swelling, and Eister lilies anr1 crocuses are coming through the ground Ev. Courier. fievburg Set Back From Supreme Court INDIANAPOLIS, Ind-, Feb 24 Abled bodied men between thr ageof21 and 50 cannot compelled to work on the street of New burg:, or pay a fine of $3 to the city trearury the state supreme court said today in an opinion, declaring void an ordinance to this effect. The court held that there is nc state law which permits a muni cipality to require residents u work on the streets Mile Andree Peyre, the daring French flyer, whose death-defy ing acrobatic stunts on the wing of a flyir g airplane have thrilled thousands and incidentally won for her the title of "nerviest girl in the world", is said to De con pideritg entering motion pictures. It is not generally known, but prioi to the developement of her wing walking specialty, Mile. Peyre played ingenue parts for Pathe and Gamount in her native I ind, o that the screen will not entirely new to her. God Save The "King-And Bllisfi Rye LONDON Feb, 28- Tne Morning Post f avs that the Americans in London einj. ; tring a song of sixpenc-, A boitle full of re Four and Twenty Yankees Sitting parched and dry. When the rye was opened The Yanks beyan to sing; "We won't gobick to U. S. A. God save ihe King!" Hew School Buildings Since August I, 1920, contracts haebeen let and bonds have beensold for new school bu ldings and additions to school building? in Indiana as folljws: Town?: Neu Buildings 9, Cost $615.000 00 Additions 6. Cost 150,000 00. Total amount
expended in town 665,500.00;
Cities:- New ßu;liins 23, cost $3 320,176.18 Addition 33. cost k.627.632 00 To al co?t in cities 5,946,907.18.
Counties;- N-w Buildings 77 j
cost 4,17.2300 Additions 28 cost 957.842.40 Total coat in counties 5.i;sl.076 40 Total cost of new buildings and addition in town, cities and counties in ttuSt-te f 11.746.43 Ot this amount their was noth ing spent in Dubois County. In many'places in Indiana the Frm ere Federaiion has ben very in SiTumental in bringing about a building era The figures ab -ye have been taken from Inspection aeries number 10, a bulletin sent out by the 6tate Department of Public Instauction,
' WHY If Btf PLAV PÖKCR Science ban taken a hand In th preat American game of draw poker. Cnlnmbfa nr.!7entty professor fain tMill learn th complex that caue !t,n m lt all night with card and iliij. ristlni: perfectly good nAn ut tl.tr rHtm in th somewhat hazardous -'-t!patiin of ku- hI n j what the other fUw it 1'oMinr. Tlie department of j. v. !).. f th unlterslty recently cl i.r volunteers to sit In at a litlh ' game that was observe I and Mwliii y the Irntructors, .ajs the ':in I'raurli'o Chronicle, poker face, !c;.rtlM of ihe fellow who drew to a l.ir r:d tilled, how a man holds his luoiith while betting the works on a !:. tail fltnh, and other psytholg!infrmarHn wis obtained. The i u 1 1 of the observations will be made I i ! 1 i - In a work on practical psycfaoliy. When ' tfie learned professors down to ca they probably will And pjn p!ay poker for the. .same ieaon they watch automobile raceg, rrpiane stunt, trapes perfunni.nce, or anjthinp ele involving tne elst? -r. r f nncenalhty.
To a farmer who complained to biui pi-nut the taxes and asked wh would rale corn at 40 ceiiLs and other :ops to feed the state "when yu get oll tbxji boy that education" Clarffijor Hyde ha-'i written a reply that to Vits the caj?e about as well as it can be coYered in brief fonu, says the St. Louie oiobe Democrat. "Nine of every ten of the famUles that moTe to t.wn fiom the country," says the governor, wlll tell you that they moved to get their children into a better school." He makes the point that the farms need these families and declares that better farm conditions, better schools, and better roads would do more than to check this Injurious movement. It would, he predicts, turn the tide the other way and cause, thousands of families now llvin In the towns to nioie back to the farma.
According to a report of the Tnited Stutes Department of Agriculture, the work of the sced-eallny birds last winter Mvel the fafiaera of Ohio about WRXMXK). This represents the enhanced vnlue of crops due to the destruction of weed seedi. This winter our'bg.My little allies probably will duplicate their good work. A flock of tree pur rows or Juncoca or a covey of bob white Is very Interesting when it Is noted 'In the snowy field. It Is even more Interesting when one under stands that each bird In seeking ro satisfy Jts own hunger is working to make the earth more productive far human requirements.
In a speech lo Boston, Mass., Secretary of Agriculture Wallace ald: "We i! re , approaching that period which romes In the life of every nation when we muat determine whether we shall strive for a well-rounded, self-sustaining national life in which there shall be n fair balance between industry and sericulture, or whether, aa so uiHr.v nations lu the past have done, we ha!l sacrifice our agriculture fwr the building of cities und expect our food to be produced not by independent farmers, but bynien:Hr.d woi-a of the p,?$anf type."
The accident to a man on a ireet car the other day is hard to understand. It seems almost incredih! in tltln age thai (his man rdumld havr attempted to light his ciar uhil wearing both a celluloid collar aud whiskers. However, It seems itecessary to repeat that It is best flr.t t remove both.
A jrlrl Iann a lot at school. The riv.hinen" at an eastern college for girls say that s man should earn $Jt,000 a year before he is to be con sidcred aa marriageable, hut th en lor put the figure at $2.000.
A government bureau says that the known supply of petroleum iu the f.'nlted tntes will ruu out In about LV year, but the known supply of wer wh think fuey ktvow how to make a i)Nv!t:fe .eemt to be lucreasiny.
TJiere lias been perfected an electrical dev- for (grating uaderj:rtiiirirt re bod'e. it can be told immediately wtu'ii tboro I no ore present. Thoe wl;o b-Hjit iifwk experienco iii'ii i !;,. k.
A r.riti."ü economist has reached the conclusion that money is of n real ue ri.iI thai ihe world had better return to barter. b; on reflection, periiHp". he wou.M .sdmit that mn greatly f.l!itate the game of pokr.
A lieadllne remarking. "Woaeu are brlter off married than single." will rvoke many u bitter smlie from ihn hoi" who have to surrender their iy reo-tiiiHa unoper.ed erery Satunlay m-ht.
HH'rd'eer that mej are to rave t,'ruianeni k.ivh. There' gOi to be some HutUfaction In Leing pctmativntly bald, after all.
Aw a rule, the man who put In a full day's work will not derote ruuvh time to steeling or smuggling aaj-
KNICKCROOCKER TlMpD , Erasmus of Ilotterdam once dec! a f Amsterdam that he knew a city j
whoe inhabitants dwelt on the top of trees like rooks. It was his countrymen ho founded the New Amsterdam which was afterward to develop Into the New York city of our own times. But one catches again a flavor of the Knbkerhö'-ker times In the astounding proposal to turn New York luto a real Amsterdam by reclaiming six miles of the harbor from the Battery to within a short distance of Stuten Island for the commuter. The reclamation idea, which is intended to keep "down town" where it Is and not let it continue its unseemly course uptown as at present, will, If ever it Is carried out. rank with the Zuyder zee project fur daring of design and vastne of result?. The Battery would vecotne the real heart of the city, as fhe Dntch forefathers probably iu;enled it to be, remarks the Christian Science Monitor. But where will down town" begin when the marvelm new skyline extend all the way u Statexi and turns the statue of Liberty luto a kind of u; the-river how piare? Is the Hook to be the sea-frout of the New York of tb future? And what will the Hudson river of Washington Irving have to say r.bout the metamorphosis?
Hecently there have been many huddering glances at the possible rivalry of the black races with Kurope, or of I.Iam. There may be risks of destruction by violerice from these sources, if Kurope is foolish enough to wreck itself internally; but it does not seem likely that either of those groups could beat the brain power of Kurope. Islam, at least in its present form, has too great a drain on Its growth of mind iu the memtrizlug of the Koran mechanically. This atrophies the reasontie jMwer; and the type of this sucred took does not favor clear or lo?icnl thinking. The ideals -hown by what is revered suggest that Islam will never surpass the activities of lnii;i, 'hina or Jewry, writes Flintier. Pttrie the Tale Review. The gnaf intol-
iranve of Mohammedanism, und the , tower position accorded In law und practice tn women, will always be a Sir to Its surpassing In civlllze.tjon tbs European races. I
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THE REASONS
Kgypt Is looking for better times n the strength of a tradition that ' nroajterity always comes after seven t vau years. S?he has just ffune j through the proverbial seven years und j return of prosperity Is anticipated 'ji a flood of tourists. In thsse seven j
'ears, however, great changes have taken place ha tber matter of the water supplies of souäe of the larger cities and alto in the matter of transportation. Travelers will find U much more "orwforfable to get about than heretofore. The motor car has been extensively Introduced and the -main r"ads have bten Improved f(r them.
When wt? cnlder some things bad ioys do, remarks the Houston Post, e wonder at the milk-and-water, pa"iital and school policy that abolished he (dd-tlme Ftrap that produced such ne results iu ihe cases of George .Vashington, Getieral Jackson, Abraham Lincoln and 10 times 10,000 other men vho had the devil dusted out of the ients of their pants at the psychological moment.
Again the United States geological nrve-y warns the American public that he oil supply is diminishing, but th :elless world goes on its untroubled vay. Knowing that when it has "run nit of asi" it will tind something else .m worry nboitt.
Too bad about the poor fellow who appeared in court penniless for having rled to flnance perpetual motion. He lidn't hnow. it seems, that the fellow in the flat above who lias a phonograph ias solved that.
If war gas never kills and seldom peroianently disables, according: to General Fries, why all the fuss to project against it, and why all the army of disabled that came back from France?
The claim of a high officer of the French army that 75.000 French soldler were killed by their own artillery :aakes it appear that long and arduou training doesn't count for' everything, ifter all.
Onr idea of perfect eif-contrnl Is that form of restraint a man exhibit when he Flicks to hi Job in t:n re;tr f the bulldicg while tbe fire apparatus iSTIlShlDS by.
The more talk there Is about .Shantung the greater the reason why the vorld would like to hear some member of the Shantung lu-oUtariat tell Jut where he stands on the subject.
Yu "an nw get 1.0m Austrian cruwaa for it dollar, bnt think of the useful things yon could buy with a dollar.
One time I met a chap vho said I'd fail. Eine then I've ca:r.iel alon ambition's trail With clenching fists and grating teth, to show That chump ü:re were some things he did not know.
A lot of time, too. I met kindlv folk
Who said arid made nie think they did not Joke That 1 was destined for a better place 1 Than then I l.eM in life's uncertain race. For their dear sakes who thus believed In me I am compelled by srratitude to be ' All that I "might have been upon this earth Had fortune smiled ber sweetest at my birth. I
2S3W tbose two reasons, and some mors that I Can't now recall, explain succinctly why I do the best I can to make sue-sa , Of my email part tn this great muniian
mess. see Recf; Hair.
Some people admire red hair, and
others have lt. V j Red-headed people are better look-' Ing than other people. If they are. J Some are ugly as mud fences. 'f The horse dealer calls red-heuded people sorrel. The cattle n:?n call them Devons or
Durhwins. The hog-men call them Durocs. Ornithologists call them woodpeck
era. , The dog men call them Irish setters. The poultry men call them Rhode.
Island reds. " ; The artists call them Titians. And there you are.
But all the time there are a few po-' pie around 'town., Including the poisessor of the pink folinge, who know they;
are plain red-heads. We once Jinew a girl wba -was .o rnl-
headed th&t the underwriters raten! the Insurance rate - on her father s
frame dwelling.
We also knew a youn? man what
couldn't use anything but aabestu
pillow-cases.
And once when he tried to take an
egg-shampoo the cdor of scorching
melette was almost unbearable.
Thl boy finally got a Job in a large
city, standing In a gas-ditch In a busy
street at night and letting his head
Btlck out.
Ked-hea.ded people are supposed to
be quicker-tempered thnn other folks.
Our observation is that this is ab
solutely true, except for brown-haired ir black-haired, white-haired or bald
er tow-headed people. We do not know why red hair Is a Jo!;e But it Is. Otherwise w should never have written this tc! you wouldn't hare read It. Sucker!
The rtfjfher bureau frequently re-J
I fens to it as a "meas'
ftTODeratni.
Lajttti uM adjectives of a little high!
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