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"HEARS THE EAST A-CALUNG" I Marine's Reasons for Seeking Transfer to the Orient Prove Truth of Kipling's Statement. Who says that Kipling didn't .qeak the mind of the enlisted man when he wrote: "Ship me somewhere east of Suez?" A marine, who put In a long tour of duty in the Orient, recently wrote the editor of thfs column that he had requested to he transferred out then? again. His letter was poetical, hut sincere. He wrote in part: 'I can see in my mind's eye that old recruiting slogan, 'See the World and as I hear in my imagination the booming of the surf on those oriental shores and scent the odor of the Celestial heathen, methinks I should like once again to hruh clhows with those slant-eyed sons of Confucius." From the Leatherneck. Cuticura Soap for the Complexion Nothing hctter than Cuticura Soap daily and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Talcum, and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio. Advertisement. Not Exactly Reassuring. "There is no doubt about It, my friend, we'll have to oiernte on you' the doctor said cheerfully. "Operate!" the patient exclaimed. 'Great Scott, doctor, I've no money for expensive operations." "Hum! Well you're insured, aren't you?" - "Yes. hut I can't realize on that until after I'm dead it goes to my estate." "Oh. that's all right, my dear fellow," the doctor said, again smiling cheerfully. "That's perfectly all right don't you worn- about jour bill at all r Judge. Red Cross Ball Blue Is the finest product of its kind In the world. Every woman who has used It knows this statement to he true. Advertisement. First Really National Bank. Bank of North America was the name of the first bank of a national character. It had a charter for ten years, from 1741, from the confederation, but doubt as to its legality led the bank to seek and obtain a charter from the state of Pennsylvania in 17S.T In 178," this latter charter was revoked, but In 17S7 it was renewed. It was located at Philadelphia. ' Find the Cause! It isn't right to drag along feeling miserable half sick. Find out what is making you feel so badly and try to correct it. Perhaps your kidneys are causing that throbbing backache or those sharp, stabbing pains. You may have morning lameness, too, headaches, dizzy spells and irregular kidney action. Use Doan's Kidney nils. They have helped thousands of ailing folks. Ask your neighbor! An Indiana Case MrF. Trank Ha fe Harrison Ave., G o o d 1 a n d, Ind., pays: "I had attacks of kidney complaint, especially if I took coUl. My back ached and pained something awful and I had no enersy or ambition. Headaches were frequent and I was often dizzy. My TcllsiW kidneys caused annoyance, too. I used Ioan's Kidney Pills and they relieved the backaches and my kidneys were regulated." Ct Doan'a at Any Stora. COc a Box DOAN'S "SSXZ? FOSTER. MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO, N. Y. PLUG TOBACCO Kiiown as "that good kind" cIh it mid you will know why
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SOLD EVERYWHERE o WORKED HARD TO GET HIM Widow's Statement Shed New Light on Her Claim for Damages for Husband's Loss. A man was killed in a railway collision and a few days after the funeral the company lawyer called upon the widow to effect a settlement. She placed her damages at r,000. "Oh, that sum is unreasonable," replied the lawyer. "Your husband was nearly fifty, wasn't he?" "Yes. sir." "And lame?" "Yes." "And his general health poor?" "Very." "And he probably would not have lived more than five years?" "Probably not, sir." ."Then it seems to me that 100 or Z00 would be a fair compensation." "Four or five hundred?" she echoed. "Why, sir, I courted that man for ten 3 ears, ran after him for ten more, and then had to chase him with r. poker to get him to marry me. Do you Imagine I'm going to settle for bare cost of shoe leather and mental wear and tear?" London Tit-Hits. ASPIRIN Name "Bayer" on Genuine Take Aspirin only as told in each package of genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin. Then you will be following the directions and dosage worked out by physicians during 21 years, and proved safe by millions. Take no chances with substitutes. If you see the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can take them without fear for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets ccst few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages. Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidester of Sallcyllcacid. Advertisement. I A., And He Probably Did. He was eight years old, cleanly and neatly dressed. "Say," he said boldly to a man he approached at Market and Pennsylvania streets, "can you tell me where Bellefontnlne street is?" "Why, that's a long way fron here. What numler do you want?" "I don't know the number, but it's a big double white house and I would know it if I saw it." "I believe you are lost. You better see a policeman." "I'll try to figure it out myself for a while first." And he started off toward Massachusetts avenue to find the "big double white house." Indianapolis News. Good Officers. "A good ollicer," said General Pershing at a dinner, "turns even adversity to advantage. Like the young drug clerk, you know. "'Young man a lady said to this chap, 'I want about a pint of glycerin, please.' "'Yes. madam said the drug clerk. That will be " cents "0 cents for the glycerin and a nickel for the bottle.' "'But a month ago the lady objected, 'I got some glycerin here, ami you didn't charge anything for the bottle " 'Yes, madam said the drug clerk promptly. ''Then that will be CO cents " In a Mess. Two miners had never seen golf p!ayed before. They stood watching a tat, unskilled player at work In a bunker. The sand Hew up, but the ball remained. Seven agonizing shot?' had been played. The player made his eighth attempt. The ball was lobbed up, dropped on the green and, rolling gently to the pin settled in the hole. "By gum. Bill! said one miner ti the other, "lie's got a deuce i a job mi now !" size, K O7 Vi Endorsed cy the Leading Dentists
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jl I M M 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 M 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 It 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 t M t i 1 1 1 1 WOICI) ".GKXTLE3IAX." A FRENCH critic, discussing the recent famous battle for the boxing championship of the world, expressed surprise that so many Americans should have favored the challenger from abroad. Perhaps If he had stopped to think for a moment he would have realized that, after all. tlds Is In the tme sporting spirit.. That spirit is at times hard to cultivate. It is natural for a city to want Its home team to win In baseball, and for a college to wish to see Its young giants sweep all before them on the diamond, the links and the gridiron. "To have r.nd to hold" Is the motto of national or international sport from yachting to polo. a a It Is reasonable for n nation not to wish to lose any championship once it has obtained it. Various explanations have been given of the popularity of Carpentier, the best small man who stood up to the best big man In their business in the world today. A ray of light is thrown on the matter by a word that was used by several experts in describing the affair. They said that the Frenchman , fought like a gentleman and lost like one. This Involved no reflection on the champion, because nothing of an "ungentlemanly" nature was done by anybody on the memorable occasion In question. The Interesting thing Is the use of the word "gentleman." It Is an expression that Americans have been shy of from the earliest days, partly because it conveyed a suggestion of class distinction in a country that has no "classes" and partly because the word was hard to define even In countries where It was in common use. There is no doubt that In the strictest sense of the expression, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were "gentlemen." Y'et there can be equally little doubt
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The glory of our life below Comes not from what we do or what we know, But dwells forevermoro In what we are. GOOD THINGS FOR THE FAMILY. F OR those who enjoy hot cakes and gems for breakfast, the following recipe will Ik? one to try: Popovers; Mix and sift one cupful of flour, one-fourth teaspoonful of salt, seveneighths of a cupful of milk, one-half teaspoonful of butter, and two eggs. Beat the batter with a Dover egg beater until light. Pour into deep THE ROMANCE OF WORDS 'TARTAR." TARTAR," as applied to I tir t rÜoc will nli y inhabit middle and ten- Z tral Asia, is one of those words 2 J in which a wrongly assumed I $ derivation has modified the I y spelling and the very shape in 7 which we now have It, for the people usually designated by i mis name are uoi j.anars. 1 but "Täters." 2 The interpolation of the "r" 4 . . , a. urn - T in the first syllable came about when these hordes burst Into Europe during the Thirteenth ? I century and swept everything J before them. Many persons I claimed that the ravages of the invading cavalry constituted a fulfillment of the prophecy In the ninth chapter of Revelation J concerning the opening of the bottomless pit and the loosing of s the inhabitants of the infernal 5 regions. t rom uns neuer ensued the change of their name from "Täters" to "Tartars," the latter being an outgrowth of Tartarus, or hell, whence these implacable hordes were sup;sed to have come. The bravery of the invaders, together with their stole disregard fr pain and the manner in which they turned upon their guards when captured, also gave rNe to tho expression "catch a Tartar" or "he caught a Tartar," which is in use to this day as a synonym for being taker. by surprise, particularly wher a 2 person thinks that he has made I an easy conquest. $ (Copyright.)
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I hissing-hot iron gem pans well greased and bake in a hot oven for thirty minutes. If baked in buttered earthen cups the popovers will have a glazed appearance. Apple Fritters. Sift one cupful of flour with one teaspoonful of powdered sugar and one-foirth teaspoonful of salt. Add two-thirds of a cupful of water, beating constantly. Add one-half - tablespoonful of olive oil and the white of one egg beaten stiff. Core and pare tart apples, sprinkle with lemon juice, dredge with sugar and let stand half an hour. Dip in fritter batter and frv In deep fat. Serve with lemon ; sauce. THE GIRL How to Succeed How o By JESSIE FARM OPPORTUNITIES I AM constantly In receipt of letters from women tired of office work who ask what chance they would have In investing their savings in a small farm. They want a home, they want to be their own masters, they long for the country after years of confining labor at a desk. Success in farming requires training and experience as weil as a wish for that type of work. A good business training and initiative are excellent as stock in trade, but there should be more than that. Farming is no easy job. Two young women tell me that they are making money with a small sheep farm. There is plenty of demand both for the wool and the meat. But these two women also run an apiary, marketing their honey, in a distinctive package. It is the finest honey, and they charge a high price fr it. They have worked up a trade with a list of private purchasers, and sell through the mail. The thing Is to have only the very highest class of produce, to charge high for it, to put it into attractive and striking packages that are an advertisement in themselves, aid to sell direct to ihe consumer. WitJi the parctJ post this is possible. W3 f.n it better to specialize In several '.Tilngs rather than In one. Establish a market for one of your items ami you establish It for all. This sonnds like good talk, and 1
In fad, it is nly in the army and j the navy that the word "gentlema." ! survives In a technical sense. For '"conduct unbecoming an officer. and a ; gentleman" is the ground for ne of the most serious charges that can be ! brought against anybody who b lds a commission. The great John Henry Newman, afterwards cardinal. In discussing "the
idea of a university gave a eonsiuerable part of his time to the effort to define a "gentleman." He, of course, had no more sympathy than any American would have with the view, not uncommon in parts of Europe, that a "gentleman" is a man who has no profession or business; who has nothing to do but nothing. In olden days a "gentleman" was supposed to be like Bayard, "without fear and without reproach; kind to women and children; gentle In peace and careless of his own safety when duty called him." It Is an Interesting thing to find the word used In the case of a professional boxer. (Copyright.) Trifles. Break one egg into a bowl, add onefourth of a teaspoonful of salt, and one and one-half tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar. Add flour, stirring until the mixture will take no more. Turn on to a floured board, divide into three parts and roll as thin as possible. Cut Into narrow strips or squares and fry in deep hot fat. Sprinkle with powdered sugar mixed with cinnamon. Fritter Batter. Mix and sift together one cupful of flour and one-fourth of a teaspoonful of salt. Add two-thirds of a cupful of milk gradually, and two eggs beaten thick, one tnblespoonful of olive oil and the whites of the eggs folded in after being beaten stiff. Bananas cut in quarters, sprinkled with lemon and sugar, let stand half an hour, then dipied In the batter and cooked as the apple fritters, are delicious. In fact any fruit may be used for fritters. (. 1921, Western Newspaper Union.) :0
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ROBERTS recommend it to my readers who may be thinking of turning to the fnrm as a source of Income. (Copyright.) o Shrewd Traveler. An Englishman traveled from Petrograd to Moscow with no other passport than an English tailor's receipted bill. This document of identification had a big printed heading with the name of the tailor, some English postage stamps attached and a flourishing signature in red Ink. He flaunted the document In the face of the officials, assuring them It was a diplomatic passport Issued by the British embassy. O THE CHEERFUL CHEM I m wkolly .tiFied with lire. , T feel 50 wise rd rsice Ive just Le,eri ivir3 everyone. A lo-t or good advice.
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Kcr U W Ik k ? ZJ W , PROPER, INDEED. Officer (drilling recruits)- Hey, 'U, in case of fire, what do you d ''." Recruit I yell. Ollicer Yell what? flecruit Why, nhat do yon suppose? Cease tiring. Paris I.e Rire. In Vaudeville. "Who Is this dame in vaudeville;" "A lady who shot a gent." ' "Well, she can't -dance, sing or act. Why doesn't she put up a target and stick to her specialty." News From the Honeymoon. Father It's a telegram fnm daughter: "Having a lovely time, am thinking of you constantly." Mother There now he's taught her to tell lies already. Maybe So. , 'J think most of us get a sq;i;::e deal." "Well?" "But sometimes wo don't know how to play our cards." Stretched the Truth. Huh What in the world induced you to buy a rubber plant? Wife The salesman said if you're smart you can grow your own automobile tires. Makes Him Anxious. Caller I suppose you often go out toten s. Mrs. Bargins Yes, to tease my husband. He thinks I've gone shopping. Too Experienced. She Enthusiasm is contagious. Up Not always. I've courted girls who didn't seem io share my enthusiasm l.i the least. LITERALLY "I've decided to buy cheaper hats In the future, dear." "Good! That will reduce overhead exoenses. Algy3 Finish. Aljry met a bear, Tho bear met Algy. The bear prew bulgy. The bulge was Abjy. The Irrepressible Promoter. "A 'get-rich-quick promoter has finished serving his prison sentence." "I suppose he improved the shining hour and left with '.he best wishes of everyone at the prison?" "Oh, yes, particularly of the warden, who invested the savings of a lifetime in a new scheme guaranteed to pay a profit of 100 per cent." Note From the Border. Tourist I suppose the jwople wero quite agitated when that gang of International thieves went through here? Native- Yes; the government even put locks on the canal. Holding the Attention. "Can you demonstrate your theory so that it can be popularly understood," "Perhaps," replied the eminent scientist. "But why consign it to obscurity by ending a very interesting discussion?" A Schemer. "For once my husband is taking an interest in household affairs." "What now?" "He wants to he'p with the pickling." The Joker in the Transaction. "I understand you are trying to sell your farm and all the live stock." "Yes," replied Farmer Corntosel. "The deal has got to cover everything. I've got a mule that I've made up my mind to get rid of, and the only chance of doing It Is to put the animal across as an incidental item." Stone Broke. "What's the matter with Jack; hasn't he the sand to propose?" "Oh, yes, but he hasn't the rucks to get married." Mere Matter of Form. Clancy i want to g-t a firshtclass ottymobih for me wife. Auto Dealer Long body? Clancy Begorra. no! SJ.Xs built like a barrel but phwnt's that got to do wid It? Pa's "Joke." "Edith, your mother t-!Is me that you serve refreshments to all the ycung men who can call on you." "Tes, papa." "Well, you must think I have mney o bum, feeding the flames tl:t way