Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 38, Jasper, Dubois County, 11 February 1921 — Page 8

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Without a Teaturc. Did you ever tako tlmo to consider the clock? You should have done so If ou havo not, seeing the clock gives you the time whenever you ask 1L (No, this Is no Joke. It is a plain statement of fact.) The clock Is so sensitive that it constantly keeps Its hands before its ta.ee' This Is due to the fact that through no fault of its own it has been dolns time for many years in the most public manner. It may be that as the face of the clock has no eyes, nor mouth, nor nose, nor chin, nor cheeks, nor any of the usual facial appurtenances, it keeps Its hands orer It to hide theso defects. But this can scarcely be, vre fancy, becauseIts hands havo no fingers nor thnmbs, nor has It any arms, and rny attempt to conceal ooe defect Srould only eiposo another. Host clocks hare only two hands, Yrat many havo three, and It 13 comerhai remarkable anatomically as yell ns numerically, that tho third Jband Is tho second hand. It may also bo remarked that tho minute hand Is not the minute hand, for It 13 longer than the hour hand. Tho clock has neither feet nor

legs, but it runs Just tho fame. It may be fast or slow, but it does not walk. It always runs, and it never runs up. It runs down unless it is kept running round. Providence wisely did not give feet to tho clock. Tho clock has a key, but no lock, and for that reason even the most Ignorant person never tries to open a clock with the key. Sonio clocks strike and some do not, but no clock ever strikes with its hands. Just why a clock should be so peculiar 19 no affair of ours. (Of course this is no Joke. The striking of a clock may bo an affair of hours, but it is not spelled the eamo war. "We aro not trying to be funny. This is a dignified article, riease do not interrupt us again.) ' That passage in Scripture which taya, "By their works shall you know them," does not refer to clocks, but it might well have done eo, becauso that is tho way a good clock is known. Tho clock speaks a universal language, and no matter whether It is a German clock, or French or Spanish or Italian, it can tell you the time Just as distinctly as if it were plain Yankee. Tho clock differs from all other human affairs in that while their . operations end when they are wound tip, tho clocks' do not begin until they aro wound up. There are no clocks in heaven, be-' cause thero is no time there. Neither Is there any night, and an eight-day clock would not know when to stop. ' -San Francisco Call. ,'

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Too Thin. There ia-a Representative in Congress from tho West who is exceedingly thin. Being a very good-natured man, this Representative always takes in good part any Joking reference to his slenderness; indeed, he Is not aTerso to a Jest himself in that connection, as Is illustrated by an Incident that occurred in' a street car In Washington. It appears that Just as the car was rounding a enrvo a burly citizen lurched forward and sat in the Congressman's lap. He rocoycred himself quickly, and began a profuse apology, -when ho was interrupted by the Statesman's cheery that" all right." "But added the Congressman, plaintively, "I wish, my friend, that you'd tell me whether you thought I was painted oa the-seat." Harper Weekly. A , To AnnvTe Brave! s ' I-Question whether any man v Along tho street yon striko Has failed to say that unto him"

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Many women try to make sonu of their clothes themselves. Tins is diflieult for anvhotly not trained to sew a line si me, and few of us do know how to sew well nowadays. Hut there aie so many things half made, or so many parts of things ready made that

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It is a lace season, no doubt of that, but rarely does one see a perfectly white lace frock. Laces are dyed now in the most entrancing shade? and most favored are cream tints, tan. ecru and tobaeco brown, lilack lace is- used extensively and there are exquiitely lovely laces in peach tint. These I:ist are mounted over pastel silk or satin for dance frocks. Chantllly lace and net laces are dyed navy blue, plum or brown for aftenim costumes and some of these laces .re sewed with self-color spangles that give a very rich and brilliant.'effect. A charming frock is of aceordion plaited brown satin, the plaited skirt edged with brown dotted net. A sash of the dotted net, with huge, airy loops, is tied around the waist. The bodice and sleeves are of the brown satin without net trimming

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