Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 25, Jasper, Dubois County, 12 November 1920 — Page 8

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LESS MEAT IF BACK ' AND KIDNEYS HURT

Tiko a gL-us of Salts to flush Kidneyi if ladder bothcra you Drink . lots of "water. .it Jnr: rr.??i rrilnrlj eventually proki ."( V txouMo in nemo form or i . ".v. n TYillkr.rrvTi authority, ! tir;c .i"id in meat excitca the , , tlty IxTonnj overworked; pet rh nnd cjiiiFC nil Porta of . r : ini l.xrly b.id;nio nnd mi1; J, l i'inoy region; r hrurnfllic twin- . : -. .( K.-.'ui.if!;, acid stomach, con toij-M liver, Blwple.ssncss, " . . n uri:'ry irritation. . . nt y.r led: hurt or kid :.n'.. r.( rii.lit, or it bladder y f I -T.it four o'mi of I'-' f ,-.'. i : .iv fol p' armier; : ' .-.'id in t rjlos; jf wator ; . v t .-I f .v dryr jlkiI your f . f. ft.-. frj'.ctu . - i V t rie! of craped ;;cd 'vith iithh, . ;:! r 1; .'u:kiio then i :vi Jo:,"cr i rrti,;ro tvyi-nc; .. 'f.MT nr.d STOP A MOMENT! LISTEN TO THIS Cincinnati man tells how to J lift off any corn without hurting one bit t t T-T---- --"--"""""M,--You reckless men nnd woman who aro postered with cornn and who have at least once a week invitrd an awful death from lockjaw or blood poison arc now told by ft Cincinnati authority to use a lru called freezone, which the moment a few drops nre applied to any corn, the torenes i relieved and soon the entire corn, root and all, lifts out with the finders. It is a sticky ntbstanrc which dries tin; moment it U applied and is eaid to simply nhrivel tho corn without in Mamin or even irritating the eurround iti tissue or skin. It i claimed that i quarter of an ounce of frrczono will -ost very little, at any of tho -drug stores, but Ia "piilUclcnt to rid one's feet . pi 2ery hard or Foft corn or callus. 4You are further warned that cutting ntta corn i a luiuudal habit. COMB SAGE IEA IBP Hi IQ DAU IT Grandmother's Recipe keep her Locks Dark, Glossy, Beautiful. to Tho old-tlmo mixture of Sago T and Sulphur for darkening gray, ?;treakctl and faded hair is grandmother's recipe, and folks aro agraln using it to keep their hair a good, veri color, which is qulto sensible, as we are living in aA ago when a youthful appearanco is of tho greatest adva ntaffo. Nowadays, though, xvo don't havo tho troublesome task of feathering tho and tho mussy mixing at home, ,U drutr stores sell tho ready-to-use product, improved by tho addition of other ingredients, called "Wyeth's Sage .aul Sulphur Compound." It Is very popular becauso nobody can discover it has been applied. Simply moisten your comb or a soft brush with It and ir.i this through your hair, takinpr one small strand at a time: by morning the gray hair disappears, hut what delights tho ladies with Wycth's Sa.e and Sulphur Compound, is that, besides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, it also produces that soft lustre and appearance of abundance which is so attractive. This ready-to-uso preparation is a do- j lightful toilet requisite for those who leslre a more youthful appearance.- It : it. not intended for the cure, mltisa- ' tion or prevention of disease. irJNiS EOT TEA j TOR A BAD COLD j t'ct a Fmall package of ITamhurg I'.rcast Tea at any pharmacy. Take a lahlespoonful of the tea, put n eup of I oiling water upon it, pour through a rieve and drink a teacup full at any lime during the day or before retiring. it is the most effective wav to break a colli and cure grip, as it opens, tho 7ores of the skin, relieving congestion. Also loosens the bowels, thus driving a cold from the system. Trv it the n?xt time you suffer from n cold or the grip. It is inexpensive and entirely vegetable, therefore safo and harmless. RUB BACKACHE ID L lb Pain and Stiffness " away with u öinau lk) iue oi oiu iiuucit St. Jacobs liniment When your back Is ore and lame or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism ha ;-ou stiffened up, don't suffer I Get a So -vnt bottle of old, honest "St. J;-ohs Liniment at any drug store, -ur a little in your Land nnd rub it right into the pain or ache, and by tho time you count fifty, th5 soreness and lameness is gone. Don't stay crippled I This soothing, penetrating oil needs to be used only once. It takes the ache und pain right out of your back and ends the misery. It is magical, yet absolutely harmless and doesn't burn the skin. ' ? Nothing tde stop lumbago, Bciatica and luic lad; misery prgwpUyi

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Q u Y ß By SAIDEE ESTELLE BALCOM CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC (Copjrlcht.) Am nn night-watchman at I W tj.,n .a n S a duo sense of his Imfortance, was called "Sergeant" Moore. Ho bad become aware that the distinctive title was one In genoral vogue with metropolitan police systems and he was proud of the designation. The day preceding Christmas was always forward to bv the one looked doughty sergeant, for It was upon that occasion that his conscience allowed him to accept little marks of approbation. 'Hoy, there, sergeant V generally prefaced the Upstowal of something In the shape o' a gift. "It's duty I have to attend to all night lor.g," ho told his wife. "TJiey say there's a regular band of burglars on the move." Now two problems of fate were to. work out a strange scries of circumstances. In the Christmas eve events appertaining to the redoubtable sergeant. The first was that the little town Jail had burned down tho week previous. The second was that a new family had moved to towji early In December, comprising tho Waynes father, mother, a charming daughter of seventeen and three young children. As Moore passed their place he noted that It was all dark, the family probably absent at soma local entertainment, and he caught the echo of a sound resembling the tipping over of a piece of furniture. Then from au open window a form protruded. "Hurglnrsl" muttered tho sergeant, nnd made a dash for the presumable dcspoller. "Hold on!" spoke tho latter excitedly. '-It's all right." "Oh. Is it?" purred Moore derisively. "What's that?" nnd he made a grab nt the protruding pocket of the young man. "If you'll allow me to explain," began the latter. "I know the people who live here." "Oh, yes, very particular friends! Cordially invited you to break Into tho house at apy hour of the night! And this a new mulller and a pair of gloves, .Say, you come with me," and the sergeant marched his captive from the spot. "If you'll only let me explain," pleaded the young man, but Moore was deaf, blind to all but duty. Fifteen minutes later the captive found himself locked Into a stone cellar, and the sergeant handed Its key to his wife, saying: "You mlcht pass In a jug of water nnd a plate of bread to my catch through the window ; It's got no sakh to it. I'll drop around again soon." The young man !n retirement was pacing about In the dark and anathematizing his otlich&s captor when Mrs. Moore timidly approached the window. "Here's some water and a little food," she said, "so you won't suffer. and just as she passed the things In she uttered a shriek and crouched down trembling. Two men had suddenly r.ppeared, real burglars this time. "Oh, sir!" whispered the woman through the cellar window, "they may kill the children! And then there's all Tim's half yearly pay In the bureau! Please help me. Here's the key to the cellar door," and something tinkled on the floor. Something else then transpired. The released mp'lve located and knocked down and tied hand and foot the prowler within the house. Then coming unawares upon the armed bandit outside he toppled him over, rendered him helpless, and seemed to enjoy the excitement of It all. "I am Hoscoe Wahlen ami I am engaged to Ethel Wayne." he explained an hour later to the bewildered sergeant, after the latter had transferred the two criminals to Umbo. "Thi is the first time I have visited their new home, and I got in surreptitiously 10 place a present on the Christmas tree as a surprise to my lady love. I don't want the Waynes to know I am In IMympton until after she finds It." There was a rare spice of adventurous excitement for pretty Ethel in her devoted lover's unique experience when he recited the same the next morning. And meantime Sergeant Moore was gaining popularity and the community's good will by detailing his heroic act which had signalized Christmas eye In the apprehension of two desperate criminals who, but for him, might have had the entire town at their mercy.

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LET NOTHING MAR REJOICING Surely This Year All Should Keep Thanksgivino With Heart Full of Praise and Gratitude. Now once again both you and I arc going to keep Thanksgiving. And shall we be dis

couraged by the lofty cost of living? And shall we sparely dine imtLsup, still II o o v e re'squely slaving and shall 'we pass the Turkey up because we're used to saving? I think I hear you n n s w e r "Nay"! And I, for one, won't do it; I shall cut loose, Thanksgiving day, and eagerly go to It! I shall not fuss with low-jjrlced meat, with tripe or stringy mutton I'm going to hop right In and eat until I bust a button. With Jellies made of grape and quince, no substitute to thin 'em; and pies of good, old-fashioned mince with meat and brandy in 'em. And If I want a suckling pig to supplement the gobbler, I'll havo It I don't care a llg! And also sherry cobbler! For never In tho memory of anybody living have people seen, It seems to me, so wondrous a Thanksgiving. The Hun Is licked, the world is free, the cruel war is ended how can our celebration be one feature short of splendid? Ah no, we do not need to waste tho goodly gifts of heaven but why de prive the food of taste, the wheatcn bread of leaven? We needn't feed the garbage can nor choke the refuse hopper; but let us treat the inner man, and do the Job up proper! Let's emulato the Pilgrim Dads, by whom it was i n v e n t e d ; although they did not roll In scads, their conscience w a s contented. Their crops were short, the country new, 'twas hard to make a living; Noveniber's tempests fiercely blew and yet they kept Thanksgiving. Upon that day they didn't think an epicure a sinner they gathered all their meat and drink and had one glorious dinner. The Pilgrims, they were godly men, the times were most religious; they thought it sinless, even then, to found a feast prodigious. Let us rejoice, as then they did, In sweet and hard-earned freedom let's hall each woman, man and kid nnd take 'em in and feed em!! Ted Robinson in Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Glorious Gobbler All hall the glorious gobbler! When autumn skies are pray j He mounts his china platter throne And rules Thanksgiving day; It Is a noble oval With gilded garlands fair, Or it may be an heirloom prized Of old blue willow ware. Salute the glorious gobbler; (Though sometimes it's a hen That dawns in appetizing brown Upon our famished ken). 1 j He wears his festal dressing Contrariwise, within. Receiving all his subjects true In nothing but his skin. Here's to the glorious gobbler! Though far afield they roam. . Yet in his honor every year j The children gather home, i His drumsticks beat assembly j From mountain top to sea. He wears a gold, celery crown, The king of birds is he. 1 Long live the glorious gobbler. ; With his attendant pies. Mince, pumpkin, apple, cranberry, j And each of generous size. Of all famous monarchs I T" T 1 A - I He is the only one who boasts An undisputed reign. Minna Irving. In New York Sun. Time to Think Only of Blessings. Lot us take the right kind of Interest in Thanksgiving day a dÄy that is and always shall be very dear to the hearts of all women. Let us put avarice and envy out of our minds, c:nd think only of, nnd be grateful for, our blessings. New York Evening Telegram. .

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