Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 24, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 November 1920 — Page 6

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Tin: sad pkinckss OSCH upon u time there was n beautiful princess named Kdna. At her ehrlMening party the king an nomirrd that In? was determined sh HhouliJ ncviT know pain or sorrow. Ami he told his wise men that he was determine! to shield her from nil unpleasant sights in order to set-tire In r happiness. o "Yon are making a mistake. Your Majesty," sighed a wise old man, "ami you will regrc'. it. Let her live among her pcopk and know life as It is." P.ut the king would mit listen. He shut Kdna tjp In n lovely palace of crystal. All around were rose gardens, parks and giant trees, lakes with fountain and swans. Only young.

handsome lads and maids waited on her she never saw anything old, ugly or unhappy; only everything which was heautlful and gay. Iluf an she grew older she seemed to weary of this luxury. For hours she would sit alone watching the wild geese ilylngiverhead or the twinkling lights in a far-off village. Iler face grew sad and In vain her father tried to hrighten her lift. One day she mounted her pony, and while her guards were lunching she rode rapidly through the gate and galloped alone outside of her grounds. 'I am tired of my home," she murmured, as strange sights came into view. "The palace, the gardens, the rich rohes and eons-tant gayety have grown wearisome. Mnyhe out here there Is something different." Then, for the first time In her life, she saw a tumhledown hut on the edge of a marsh. Coming down the road was an old man. hohhling with a crutch. At a turn in the way was a hlind heggar asking alms. In the gutter ragged children plnyed and bent mothers carried loads of wood upon their hacks. Tor the first time she saw life with its work. Its pains. Its misfortunes, its poverty and its lessons. She had never known that there was pain, sickness or sorrow in the world hefore. Struck with terror, she galloped home and wept; then rising with a bright face dawning ; through tears, she called her maids. , "No more of this." she said. "I am. j What the Sphinx Says By Newton Newklrk. " S o m e in e n begin whipping the devil around the stump then r ti n around t'othe r way to meet him!" o Sil f. Ten lie been k'k u .'a school for longa time een deesa nuntry. Other day he taka me veesit iat place for see tin footaball game. Arid after 1 w iteha dat ling leetle Iii I I stronga favor da League of Nat! :i. Kes too inoocha Unfit wot no getta you somating enn dat game alia Miiic t't-n da war. Ihn v. a grcatu beeg crowd alia right een dat I lace. Some guys come out wi-ith a lall not losa d?t shape and Marta plenta trouble. One man keeka dat ting so harda he can and den ev.body run lika devil. My triei. say dat wa keel: olT for larta da game. So I keepa right on hok letle while. Preety soon I aska ::iy fri:i aIumi dat nuneh gonna ipieeta light and stnrta da game. Jle fella me da gaiae has been go on for oiiga time andres no gonna be any tight Weil, for tella ou -traighta good5. 1 link my trlcn s Taze em da he:.!. Il v;iy da gu wat maka da keek try getta da hall l-a k now. 1 say of :. uanta keep-- da ball wot he keek a "a ay for n da tirta placo. . Se.'nia lika everybody try smasha lat ball. On guy stoop ot-r in tne.v

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unhappy shut up .ro:n the world I want to share Its sorrows as well as Its Joys. And now- that I there Is so much to he donr-so much to help, I know I will fimFmy happiness In helping." So the great estate was turned over to the villagers for n park, the marsh was drained, the huts were replaced with comfortnhte cottages, the aged were given a home, the sick were sent to a hospital and schools were started. And the princess was the happiest of nil. No longer sad, she went ahout, busy from morn tili night, a smile on her face, helping all who needed aid and seeing that every one in her land got Justice, eare and kindness. The old king was surprised. His sad daughter was now a model of happiness and health and her domain a scene of husy comfort. One evening the same wise old man who had hcen at the christening of the princess came upon the king as he sat alone. "I eo your young daughter, the princess, has found the right way, In spite of your mistaken efforts," smiled the old man. "You ought to he glad you have not ruined her life. She was a wise girl to take things In her own h:nds and find happiness as sin did. Living for one's self in luxury only

I , . ,, 4 . . I. t . oegeis (iiscouieui. .nu ouiy in doing for others in a husy lift? can happiness he found." (Copyright.) UTimiiii;

BEAUTY CHATS-" by Edna Kent Forbes

1 1 1 M 1 1 1 m ii m m n mTi 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 n n i mi ill i niiTTil KEEP THE NECK YOUNG AGK shows itself In so many places, that the woman who seeks to keep young In spite of increasing years, must do more than massage her face, to preserve her youthful appearExercise and Massage Will Keep the Neck Youthful. a nee. She must keep her neck young, as well as her face, for a llabby-lined throat will give away -ill the years the well-cared-for face might hide. between bees legs to other one. And righta queeck heega tight oes hroka loose-. Kveryholy jumpa on da other one and try break a bees head or dat hall or somating. I dunno. Den dat hunch getta up, geeva look and when he see da hall ees no bust yet some more push and pull and light lika devil nreaka Iooe. I no lika dat tight so I leava da place and go home. My frien aska wot's matter ami I tella heem I gotta deesgust. I say nexa time I come see da game and cet breaka up enn da tight I tella da cop. Wot you link? O Tragic. Proud Mother Do you detect any L'ns nf genius In my daughter, profrvsor? Professor (coldly) .Madam. I am not a detective. Answers, Lin.! n.

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Bitty Rocs Clark, the charming ccrccn star, has aided wonderfully In making Roccoc (Fatty) Arbuckle famous in the "movies." She is regarded as one of the prettiest and most talented of the younger motion picture actrccces. f 1 1 H Fi m 1 1 1 m i n 1 1 m ! i nTTiijXN i UJlNliiXL And here massage h- excellent, provhltd It Is gtntly given. The neck should he massaged with fleshbuilding cream, for as age comes on. the supply of natural oils diminishes In the glands beneath the surface of the skin. This means a drying of the skin, a weakening of the muscles, Innsmuch as these oils have been continuously repairing the natural breaking down of all fleshy matter. The cream will help to take the place of these oils. The neck is stroked crosswise in front, with the tlpa of the four Angers of each hand. The left hand starts under the right ear. the right hand under the left ear, the strokes alternating. Tlie lingers naturally leave the neck after they have passe'd the wind-pipe. Then the fingers are started at the top of the shoulders, and run upwards to the hair and to the ear. Front again, the tips of the lingers start at the chin and press downwards to the chest, cross and smooth the lines that run about the threat. Superfluous cream is wiped olT, and a piece of ice Is rubbed all over the throat, to close the pores upon the cream and to strengthen the muscles. This also helps prevent sore throat. (Copyright.) O if JRUUIV IGILLI (Copyright.) Cause for Depression. The boy working on our shoes was solemnly silent. "Smatter, Kastus:" "Xulliif much. Hut I was jus" ' tliinkinV "What about?" "Well, Fred Douglas is done gone, and Paul Laurence Dunbar's done gone, an' Hookah Washington's daid, an 1 ain' feolin none too good mahself!' A Popular Method. "I low in the world can I ever break into the poetry market and get the critics to notice me?" "(.Jet a job driving a garbage wagon. Then some day when the rcekiii" is especially good, go to a magazineotVa e and hand in some of your best verse. You will at once become known as 'The arbageman Poet.' your verses will be twice as good is if you had written them on bond linen at a mahogany desk, and your success anil notoriety will be assured." c DIFFERENTIATED Recently by riding all along an extensive inter-Reuben railway system twice, we found out the difference between a "limited" and a "local." The limited merely makes what stops there are, and the local make; all of th em. Not the Stcalable Kind. "Now." said the zealous salesman, "can you shov me just one reason whv j you shouldn't bay one of the (Jale j locks to keep your car from bein,T stolen?" "Yep." said the quiet man. "Come take one look at me car." PROBABLY NOT. Misery loves company, but tbr attraction isn't mutual.

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THE WISE POLITICIAN. "I think I'll give up making speeches, and hereafter conduct my campaigns for olllce silently." "What's the Idea?" "I've grown tired of furnishing the opposition ammunition to use against me by shooting off my mouth too rapIdly and discovering afterwards that I have said something 1 shouldn't have said.", Only One Obstacle. Her Suitor You surprise me! I did not think you would Interpose any objection to my marriage to your daughtei. Why. I thought you liked me! Her Father I do, nit boy. Hut I here is one tiling Insuperable In the way. "What in the world" "My daughter doesn llkV-you." Stray Stories. Licensing Fights. Redd When professional pugilists are to light do they have to get a license? (ireene Why, certainly. "And when a eouple are to be martied they have to get a license, don't they?" "Certainly. When there's to be any kind of fighting a license Is required. I believe' Drawing the Line. Top r "Yes, my son." "When a man talks a good deal what is he called?" "An orator, my boy." "And when a woman talks a good deal what is she called, pop?" "A nuisance, my son." PUT ONE OVER "Bobbie, what are you laughing at?" "Teacher licked me today 'cause I whispered, but she didn't see me throw a spit-ball." Postpone It. Today is the accepted time. If money you would borrow; But if you're called upon to lend Postpone it till tomorrow. The Poor Worm. Mrs. Flatbush So your husband turns to look at women who pass h.'ra on the street? Mrs. Bensonhurst Oh, yes. "But, don't you care?" "Why should I? I canjt prevent what is natural." "What do. you mean by natural?" "Why, you know, the worm will turn." Misunderstanding. "Poor old Smyth got Into trouble with his wife by a memorandum she found in his pocket from the mechanic who repaired his machine at the office." "How could she resent that?" "The memorandum was for supplying his typewriter with a new dog." An Annoyance. "Here comes Green! Let's keep out of his way. I don't want to see him. "Whafs the matter? I thought you were the best of friends?" "We are. But his wile's away ami mine isn't, and if he sees me bell want me to go somewhere with him." Choice. Late Diner (at resort) Well, what have you got? Waitress Roiled ham and fish but the fish is all out. Whlch'll you have? Ideal. "They're an ideal couple." That so?" "Truly. They even quarrel In a refineJ sort of way." An Old Story. "Here's a fine scenario about a girl who sent a letter nf forgiveness to her lover and. reeeivinj: no reply, married his rival out of spile." "It won't do." answered the movie director. "We're r.ot rriticizing the postal system." His Attitude. "What is your attitude on the liquor question?" "Well. I'll tell you. You don't happen to know where we ran get sumo do vou?"

WHEN the. children romp in hungry, bcre arc some wholesome delights that will satisfy the most ravenous apnetite. Cookies i cup ihortcnlns 2 cups sugar hi cup milk 1 2 eggs M teaspoon prated nutmpj? 1 teaspoon vanilla extract or grated rind of 1 lemon 4 cup Hour 3 teaspoons Royal IJuklng Povsder Cream shortening and surar together; add milk to beatrn eggs and beat npaln; add slowly to creamed nhortenlnj? and suKar: add nutmeg and flavoring: add 2 cups flour Fitted with baking powder; add enough more flour to mako stiff dnuRh. Holl out very thin on floured board: cut with cookh cutter, sprlnklo with sugar, or put a raleln or n piece of 1'nnlUh walnut In the center of each. Bake about 12 minutes In hot oven. Cocoa Drop Calces 4 tablespoons shortening 1 cup i-UKar 1 egg H cup milk 1 cup.H flour 3 teaspoons Royal Halting Powder J CUp cnovi U teaspoon Fait 1 teaspoon vunllla Cream Flmrtenlns;: add supar and vell-beata e: bent well and add milk slowly: clft flour, baking powder. snt and cocoa Into mixture: Ftlr until smooth, add vanilla. Put one tablespoon of batter Into each amused muflln tin and bak In moderate oven about 20 minutes. Cover with boiled Icing.

Keeping It All Right. 'Is the bride a ood liowkeeper?" 1 'Is she? She made him put it In her name." DYEJIGHT Buy only "Diamond Dyes Each package of 4,Diamond Dyes" contains directions so simple that any woman can dlamond-dje worn, shabby skirts, waists, dresses, coats, gloves, stockings sweaters, draperies .everything, whether wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods, new, rich fadeless 'colors. Have druggist show you "Diamond Dyes Color Card." Adv. PAID HIM TO KEEP QUITT Incident of Wall Street That We Publish Without Any Affidavit as to Its Truth. There was a man In Wall street, employed as thirty-second assistant cashier in a bank. It took the bank directors immediately advanced him to cashier, on the theory that his new responsibilities , would preclude his conversing with outsiders on important matters. But It didn't work. The cashier was in a more favorable position to relay Important things to the financial scribes. He was promoted to a vice presidency. He talked louder and more frequently. In desperation the bank directors made him'president of the institution. ; It worked wonders. He stopped talk ing. Thereafter he spoke only through prepared statements, and while they i were long and windy they revialed nothing disturbing. From Life. j Dark Horse. j 4'I wish my future had a dark outj look." ! "What makes you wish such a thing i as thatr I "Because then I would be sure of my winter coal." False Hopes. Why Is the deaf man you brought i here so anxious to go to a police ' court?" j "Because somebody told him the j magistrate there would give him n ! hearing."

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