Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 23, Jasper, Dubois County, 29 October 1920 — Page 8

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Y&2 Ublcqjoonfal of Ealta if EzcS hxzteCT Bladder bothers Drink loU ofmter. V7aCT3 a Tuition of mea Catera cm3 mir blood is filled vnth una acid, eayi o "well-known authority, who warns m to b constantly on guard against kidney trouble. The kidneys do th$ir utmost to freo iht blood of this irritating acid, but become weak from the overwork ; they get sluggish; the eliminative tissues clog &nd thus tho waste is retained in the blood to poison the entire system. When your kidneys ache and feel like lumpe of lead, . ana you have stinging pains in the back or the urine is cloudy, lull ot sediment, or tho bladder is irritable, obliging you to seek relief during the night; when you have severe headaches, nervoua and dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid b to mach or rheumatism in bad leather, get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; t take m , t&blcepoonful in a glasa of water before breakfast 'each morning and in a few jjays your kidneys-; will act fine. This famous calU is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neutralize tho acids in urine bo it is no longer a source of irritation, thus pnding urinary and bladder disorders. Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-watcr drink, and nobody can make & mistake by taking a little occasionally to keep the kidneys clean and active. You May Find It In Stocking j i Cincinnati authority, says your troublesome corns just loosen and fall off Sore corna, hard com3, ßoffr corns or corns between the toea just loosen in their sockets and fall off tho next day if you will apply directly upon the corn a few diops of a drug called Ircezone, says a Cincinnati authority. You merely put a drop or two of this freczone on the tender, touchy corn today and instantly the corn stops hurting, then tomorrow sometime you may find the old torturous pest somewhere in your stocking, having fallen off entirely without a particle of soreness, pain or irritation. Ihe ekm eurrounding and beneath the former corn will .bo as healthy, pink and .emoothiaa, the palm of your hand. A quarter ounce offreezono Is'suOicient to rid one a feet of every com and callus, and any druggist will charge but a few cent3 lor lwIt is a compound made from ether. SAGE lEAlHTIFIES" Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens So Naturally that Nobody can Tell. You can turn gray, faded hair beautifully dark and lustrous almost over night If you'll get a bottlo of "Wyeth Sage and Sulphur Compound" at any drujr store. Millions of bottles of this old famous Sago Tea Recipe, Improved by the addition of other ingredients, are sold annually, says a well-known druggist here, because it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell it has been applied. Those whose hair is turning gray or becoming faded havo a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applications tho gray hair vanishes and your locks becomo luxuriantly dark and beautiful. This is the ago of youth. Grayhaired, unattractivo folks aren't wanted around, so get busy with AVyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound to-nifcht and you'll bo delighted with your dark, handsomo hair and your youthful appearance within a few days. This preparation is a toilet requisite and i not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. DRINK HOT TEA FOR A BAD t COLD Get a small package of ITammirg IJrenst Tea at nny pharmacy. Take a tablespoonful of the tea, put a cup of ladling water upon it, pour through a nieve and drink a teacup full at any time during the day or before retiring. It is the most effective way to break a cold nnd cure grip, ns it opens tho jHires of the skin, relieving congestion. Also loosens the bowels, thus driving a cold from tho system. Try it the next time you suffer from ft cold or the grip. It is inexpensive nnd entirely vegetable, therefore safe and harmless. LUMBAGO RIGHT OUT Bsb Pain and Stiffness away with a small bottle of old honest fit. Jncoto Liniment When your back Ls sore and lame or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism has you stiffened up, don't Buffer! Oct a 30 vnt bottlo of old, honest "St. Jmk)Im Liniment" at any drop store, pour a little in your hand and rub it rLfht Into the pain or nchc, and by tho time you count fifty, the aorencaa and lameness is gone. .Don't ntay crippled) Thii boo thi riff, penetrating oil needs to be use! only once It take the ache and pain right out of your back and enda tho mUcry. It Is magical, yet aUiolutcljr harmless and doean't burn the akia. Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatica aud itua? lata u4;cry cv (rvuy

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Threatening Indictments for profiteering In coal would sound better If somebody can tell what profiteering Is. A Frenchman reports the discovering of a non-rotting wood. It would bo Invaluable for political platforms. Lenin has succeeded In preventing the soviet from flourishing as a free-for-all argument that never got anywhere. The most encouraging feature of the Polish news Is that the discouraging reports come largely from Moscow and Berlin. Naturally, the bolshevik! are against religion. Their aim. is to make their doctrines supreme over humanity, body and soul. -The Vatch on tho Rhine" is a German song, but that docs not pr4 vent France from keeping a very vigilant lookout. If Lenlne's biggest bank account could be accurately located, his real political sympathies might be accurately ascertained. The department of justice has convicted 151 profiteers. It will have to make better speed than that If It wants Jo keep up in the race. The department of justice claims to have convicted 151 profiteers without making the silghttft Impression on profiteering by the others. Shoe prices arc coming down rapidly, affording some consolation to the victim of increased car fares. It will not now he so expensive to walk. If every Mexican bandit pets a bottle of cognac when he .surrenders, as Villa did. there probably will be no Mexican bandits left in a few days. EETTEIHEAB CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS i nun vj v W U1V.IV AVCllCi. I from Head-Colds. It's Splendyi In one miaute your clogged nostrils will open, th air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, blowing, headache, drvinesc. No struggling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply, a little of this fragrant, antiseptic; healing cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes instantly. It's just fine." Don't stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh Relief comes so quickly. ASPIRIN FOR HEADACHE Name M Bayer" is on Genuino Aspirin say Bayer Insist on.Daver Tablets of Aspirin" in a "Bayer package," containing proper direction for Headache, Colds, Tain, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheumatism. Name "Haver" means genuine Aspirin prescribed bv physicians for nineteen years. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost feu- cents. Aspirin h trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticaeidestcr of Salicylicacid. YOUR ECZEMA 311 ' - Costs Little and Overcomes Trouble Almost Over Night Any breaking out of the skin, even fiery, itching- eczettia, can be quickly overcome by applying Mcmto-Sulphur, declares a noted skin specialist. Because of its perm destroying properties, this sulphur preparation instantly bring case from skin irritation, soothes dnd heals the eczema right UV and leaves the skin clear and smooth., .... It ner fails to relieve the torment without delay. SutTcrers from skin trouble should obtain a small jar of Mcntho-Sr.lphur from any good druggist and use it like cold cream.

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FOIt leetle while other day I feegure in ebbe I am gonna hava plenta gooda luck. One thing happen so I gotta leetle chance losa my boss, Lasa week he buy new autrnobeel and lasa night he aska eef I Ilka inaka rlda weeth heem. Only ting wrong ees he dunno how to drive. He aska me, "Pletro, how you likn teachn me wheech way driva dat car?" Well, sqmatime I Ilka da boss nnd other time I no lika vergood. Lasa night was bouta feefty-feefty. You know my boss ees gotta, pipe wot maka smell worse as ßomatlng dead. So I tihk eef he smasha da car and brcaka hees neck ees tougha luck. But eef he jusa breaka dat pipe I feegure ees greata stuff. Anyway, I tella heem alia right and we go for da ride. Seema like he dunno wheech ees front wheel from da backa one. lie weegle oh da street like he gotta St Vitls dance een both hands. One time I say, "Geeva her da gas, Boss." RIghtn quceck he getta excite and aska wot calla "her" for. He say he forgot to aska eef was dat kind when he bought cet, He say eef he buy da feninlo car he gotta fight weeth hees wife. He vanta driva low gear and I say, "Wot's matter you no putta een high and maka rn better?" lie say eef stay een low gear we no gotta so far to fall eef oes tip over. Other time when wanta go fast I say "step on eet," and he say, "eef I step on eet, Pietro, mebbe breaka somating so ees no go any more." I feegure weeth my boss ees Jusa plain case Ilka nobody home. Wot you tlnk? o Chicken Skin Digestible. By feeding a diet containing from C5 to G7.5 per cent of chicken skin, Drs. T. F. Kohman and II. A. Shonle proved that it was as easily digested as meat, eggs or milk. In their report to the Journal of Biological Chemistry (Baltimore), they say they prepared It by rolling into balls and frying. Of the royalties who attended the fnncral of the late ex-Empress Eugenie some are still reigning, some dethroned. The former must have had thrust upon them the suggestion cf how long their own hold upon the throne will last in these days and how many will escape her fate of descending crownless into the grave, says Baltimore American. Nothing has so emphasized the uncertainty of human power and grandeur as the events of tho last few years, of which this obscure burial of ono once playing a prominent part in the destinies of the world is so striking an illustration. The British military authorities have acquitted of blame an officer In command who was responsible for the Punjab massacre by ordering his troops to turn their machine guns upon 5,000 unarmed natives, killing GOO and wounding 1,500. A commission appointed to inquire Into tho facts blamed this officer, but the military stands by him, remarks Baltimore American, which proves how much the military idea must be held In check except In active warfare. AiiilmriiU's on the Bible are not ftgreed as to Just how tali Adam was, but any boy could tell you If Adam had been a prize lighter. SHOULD BE WELL DRESSED Good Clothes Card of Admission Throuoh Gates of Opportunity, Business and Social Circles. We are all desirous of improving our position in life; we want to know more and be more; we want to live better, have more pleasure and com fort, nnd last but not least be nble to do more for those who are dependent upon us make happier ami more complete the lives of those we love. These achievements are possible. These ambitions can be realized as we gain the confidence nnd respect of those with whom we work or thosi with whom we associate. Our ability and our worth are first gauged by our outward appearance: if we are dressed well, becomingly, look comfortable and prosperous, v give the impression of prosperity. prosperity born of achievement, and this Impression inspires confidence and respect When folks think well of us, we do well and feel happier. This form of thrift may seem a somewhat intangible quality, but It Is the indisputable thrift of a conservation of personal energy anl ef fort 'When you are dressed well, you don't havo to struggle so hard for recognition for a chance ; your good clothes are a card of admission through tho gates of opportunity ' into business and social circles. Concerted efforts arc active at the moment for a greater, understanding of thrift tor a greater acceptance ol plans that will d&Yjelop and maintain thrift . .

The art of cooking cannot be learned out of a book any more than the art of swimming or the art of painting. The best teacher is practice, the best suide Im sentiment. Louis XV. What to Eat For a change In serving potatoes try: Sauted Potato Balls. Cut balls from potatoes with a French cutter. Cook ten minutes in boiling water, slightly salted. Drain, put Into an omelet pan with a tablespoonful of butter, a sprinkling of paprika, cover and place on the back of the range and cook until delicately browned. Shake the pan occasionally so that the balls will brown evenly. Use the left-over pieces for mashed potatoes. Savory Chicken Salad. Put one teaspoonful each of mixed whole spice, minced onion, sweet green pepper Into three cupfuls of boiling water, add one-half teaspoon of salt, and simmer ten minutes, strain and add one pint of this boiling water to a package lemon gelatin ; stir until dissolved. Cool and as the gelatin stiffens add two cupfuls of finely minced chicken. Pack Into a mold and set away to harden. Turn out on a bed of lettuce and . serve with any good salad dressing. This may be used as a sandwich filling adding a littlo snappy dressing. Pineapple Filling for Cake. Any layer cake recipe may be used with this filling or a sponge cake baked in layers: Take one-half a can of pineapple, add one cupful of sugar and the yolks of two esps with a tablespoonful of corn starch. Cook all together, except the effgs, for a few minutes, then cool, add the eggs and finish cooking; add when thick a tablespoonful of butter and cool before spreading. Tomato and Pepper Salad. Scald the tomatoes, peel and cut In halves. Place on a lettuce leaf cut side up. Scoop out some of the pulp and place four or five asparagus tips In the center of each tomato. Cut rings from peppers and adjust for handles. Serve chilled, with any desired dressing. Oatmeal Gruel. Take a quart of water, a pinch of salt and one-half cupful of oatmeal to the water when boiling, let boll ten minutes, then strain. Return the strained gruel to the fire and add a little sweet cream or milk, boll up once and serve. Add more salt If needed. Noodles. Break two eggs Into a bowl, beat1 and then add as much flour as can be stirred into them. Roll out into a very thin sheet, cut In strips and dry for half an hour, then cook In the soup ten to fifteen minutes. Southern Steak Roll beef or veal In seasoned flour and fry in a little butter until brown, cover with milk and bake until the milk is absorbed. Cover the pan while baking. ((& 1920. Wistirn Newspaper Uaioa.) 0 Jiit Folks By EDGAR A. GUEST EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA. Not somewhere In America, but everywhere today, Where snow-crowned mountains hold their heads, the vales where children play, Beside the bench and whirring lathe, on every lake and stream And in the depths of earth belovy, men share a common dream. The dream our bravo forefathers had of freedom and of right. And once again In honor's cause, they rally and unite. Not somewhere In America Is love of country found But east and west and north and ßouth once more the bugles sound And once again, as one, men stand to break their brother's chains. And make the world a better place, where only justice reigns. The patriotism that ls here, Is echoed over there The hero at a certain post ls on;guard everywhere. O'er humble homo and mansion rich the starry banner files And far and near throughout theOand the men of valor rise, The flag that flutters o'er your 'homo Is fluttering far away O'er homes that you have nevenseen. The same Impulses sway The souls of men In distant states. The red. the white and blue Means to one hundred million strong. just what t means to you, The self-same courage resolute you feel and understand Is throbbing In the breasts of men throughout this mighty land. . Not somewhere In America, but everywhere today For justice and for liberty all freo men work and pray. l-l CCopyrlfhi by Ddrar X Gutat)

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