Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 16, Jasper, Dubois County, 10 September 1920 — Page 7

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OPERATION By Ta!on& Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Many Such Cases. Cairo. 111." Sometime ago I got so bad with femalo trouble that I thought I would Jia'.c to be operated on. I had a bad displacement. My right side would pain mo and I was eo nervou3 I could not hold a giiss of water. Many times I would have to stop my work and sit down or I would fall on the floor in a faint. I consulted several doctors and every one told me the same but I kept fighting to keep from having tho operation. I had read so many times of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and it helped my sister so I began taking it. I have never felt better than I have since then and I keep houjic and am able to do all my work. The Vegetable Compound is certainly one grand medicine." Mrs. J. R. Matthews, 3311 Sycamore Street, Cairo. 111. Of course there are many serious cases that only a surgical operation will relieve. Wc freely acknowledge this, but the above letter, and many others lik "5 it, amply prove that many operations are recommended when medicine in many cases is all that is needed. If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Mediciao Co. (confiilential) Lynn, Mass. DIED ' in New York City alone from kidney trouble last year. Don't allow yourself to become a victim by neglecting pains and achea. Guard o gainst this trouble by taking Tho world's standard remedy for kldnay, livr, bladder and uric acid troubles. Holland! national remedy sinco 1696. All druggists, threo sizes. Guaranteed. Lok for Ihm Dims Cold Medal on every box and accept no Imitation Making Hay. "Did tht4 captain do anything to clean up tliu precinct?" "Som say ho ot sixty thousand In a month." Louisville Courier-Journal. SAY "DIAMOND DYES" Dont streak or ruin your material in a poor dye. Insist on "Diamond Dyea." Easy directions in package. "CORNS" Lift Right Off Without Pain Doesn't hurt a bit! Prop n little "Freezone" on nn nchlns corn, instantly that corn stops hurting, then shortly Tou lift it rteht off with lingo it. Truly! Your druggist sells a tiny hot tie of Vreczon" for a few cents, sulllclont to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or Irritation. Ita Sort. "Pa what In ii biting remark?" "I MippoKr it is t h Kind you say to a person's teeth." When Iber 1 nothing rise In n man's pocket be can pocket bN pride. aaire MM I1H 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief Shave With Culicura Soap The New Way Without Muii W. N. U., Indianapolis, No. 3C--1020. URINE rVlifht nnil Morning. Have Strong, Healthy EycM. If they Tire, Itch, Smart or Burn, if Sore, Irritated, Inflamed or Granulated, use Murine Yom&iS often. Soothes. lUfrrabci. Safe for Infant or AdulL At all Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book. Hark Eyi Rtztlj Co., Clla:

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By R. RAY BAKER (3D. 1929. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) "Most of our matrimonial failures arc due to lack of business ability on tho part of the husband. In these dollar-chasing days no sane woman should consent to marry a man who Is unablf, to prove tho possession of business acumen." Tho speaker occupied the platform In Cmbtree Center's town hall. He was a prominent retired banker, touring tho country on a Chautauqua circuit. Crnbtree Center was Indulging In nn Intellectual fling this season, and Jealousy directed at the neighboring village of Potato Springs was the cause of It. For three years Potato Spring had supported lecture courses', and now its leading citizens were boasting that tho community was the mecca of culture for all Sand Lake county. When the wealthy retired farmers who were speruling their declining years in Crnbtree? Center beard of this they became righteously indignant and Immediately furnished the wherewithal to place their community in tho arena to fight for the blue ribbon honors. Rosalind Menthorn. belle of the village, went home that night with "business acumen' ringing In her ears. She had never thought of the necessity of such a qualification when considering available supply of prospective husbands. Only recently she had put her two most promising knights to the test of bravery with the understanding that the one most valiant should have her. IVIIx Spriggins, wbo was 200 pounds heavy, had been victorious over Josephus Smartlov. 125 pounds light. In this "deeds of valor" contest. Rosalind dreamed that night of business acumen and the next morning she made a decision. Bravery was a secondary consideration. Next to moral rectitude business acumen was what counted. No sane woman should consent to become the wife of n man who could not prove the possession of such acumen, and Rosalind considered herself .sane. Iler father was an ideal examtile of the perfect husband, and he owned the bank In which Felix and .losephus worked. Tin sorry, Kellx." she told her fat suitor, "but I can't marry you after all until you prove you have business acumen. That lots Josephus in for another chance." Felix groaned. Against Josephus he feared ln would stand little show In a contest of its. for Josephus was tricky and Felix was guileless. Josephus smiled with confidence when informed that his cause was not lost. lie felt he could turn tho trick, although he had no idea bow to go about It. Luck seemed to be with him. On th way home that night from Rosalind's domicile he came across Slim Jim Longface. Crnbtree Center's Indian relic, who claimed to be a hundred years old, and his bronzed face bore a thousand wrinkles as testimony to the veracity of his assertion. Slim Jim was looking hungrily through the window of Happy Hank's restaurant, where a roast chicken repoed on an island of green things. "(lot quarter?' Jim grunted, accoting JiKcphus. "Had no eats three days. Reen working lumber camp, but not paid yet. Ready to starve. Cot quarter?" Josephus was In a benevolent mood, so he produced a coin of the specified denon 'nation. Thank." said Jim. He started for 1he restaurant door, but came back cbo to his benefactor and said in a low tone: "You keep me from starving. I tell you big secret. Ottawas' treasure luiiied on old I.arkln place. Treasure Is under roek that looks like horse's head at base of oak tree, the middle, o.ie at north end of land. Take from me, kid I know. You do me a good turn. Now we square." Josephus turned IhK Information oer In 4iK tnlnd as he walked the remainder of the distance home, The more b" turned It the better It looked, lie knew the nitnwu wen supposed to have hurled their treasures In the neighborhood, and there were many pieces of land that resembled sieves due to tin work of fortune hunters. It whs two days later, after the bank had closed In the afternoon, that Fe ll Hprluulns called on Rosalind, dKplaying a lace that looked happier than umiuI and more rounded than usual. If that were possible. "Kosallnd. I win." he announced. "I have proved my business acumen. You know the old Larkln place was the' only Inheritance from my father. The land Is so poor you couldn't raise In cans on It, and it's so full of rock on couldn't make an excavation feilt houe. "Here's where my business acumen comes In. Sylvester (Jordon came to n.e today and offered to buy the I.nrkin place. Ordinarily I'd have let him have It for fifty dollars, hut I thought f this acumen business, and set my price at two hundred. Sylvester seapped me up. and here's the two hi.ndred to prove I'm a regular btir.lncss man. What fSordon wants the taud for Is n puzzler, but I should concern myself about that." That same night Josephus paid his respects. "I win," I.e s-ald. unfolding his thlu

form on the davenport. "You want business acumen, and I can prove I possess It On tho old Larkln place I burled the fabulous wealth of the Ottawas. I was let In on the secret of Just where to find it, and yesterday I Investigated and found the trees and rock that had been described as the markers. So I bought the land, giving Sylvester Gordon five dollars to act as my agent so I wouldn't be held up for a steep figure because of my connection with the bank. It cost me three hundred, all I'd saved: but it's worth It; and to-, morrow I'll dig up the treasure, and then you're mine." Rosalind was noncommittal. It did look, though, as if Josephus was the winner, even If Sylvester Gordon had exhibited some business acumen of his own and profited a hundred dollars by It. Rosalind had long eared about these fat and lean suitors and never had been able to decide which of them she loved. Xow it looked as If Josephus was to be the lucky man. "You come with me after the bank closes tomorrow and watch me dig up the fortune," Josephus suggested. The following afternoon Josephus and Rosalind made their way to the Larkln place, she armed with a pink parasol and he with a pick and shovel. The sun was sending out blistering heat waves and he suffered miserably as he bent at his task, now and then stopping to mop his brow and gaze longingly at Rosalind. shielded by tho parasol, seated on a pile of rocks, perming a book. The soil was so rocky that progress was slow, but after an hour and a half of ted Josephus' pick struck something that sounded like wood under the horse's head rock. "Here it Is!" he exclaimed triumphantly, and Rosalind drew close. With tho .reward almost within his Srnsp, Josephus dug frantically and presently .a chest made of cedar, to which bark still clung, was tugged out .of the ground. With his pickaxe and chortles of glee, Josephus attacked the chest, and soon the heavy cover was pried off. He dropped to his knees, ready to scoop the coins by tho handful, but no coins were In evidence. The chest was full or pieces of tin, cheap beads and other trinkets. "Some fortune 1" said Rosalind sarcastically. "It's a wonder you didn't have enough commo.i sense to realize those were the things the Indians considered treasure a hundred years ago. Excuse me, please. I see Mr. Spriggins approaching, and he looks as If he might enjoy taking a walk with

me. ENGLISH CLAIM THE "PIPES" Assertion Made That the Scots Acquired the Instrument From England in the Long Ago. Was the bap'pe English? "Never! says the gentleman of Scottish descent, whose one vice Is his love for the so-called inrstc of that queer Instrument, says the New York Tribune. Prom the "Miscellany" of the Manchester Guardian, however, he will le: rn : The Scots may have acquired their love of bagpipes from England, not from Ireland, as suggested by Commander Kenworthy In the house of commons. In 1SG3 James MoncreiiT, tl.cn lord advocate, 'told an Edinburgh meeting that the bagpipe was an essentially English Institution. "The English." said he. "were the original bagpipers. Shakespeare, who was an authority on music, often refers to the bagpipcrs.MiUt he does not introduce them into 'Macbeth.' The armies in 'Mdcbeth' do not march on Dunslnane to the sound of a bagpipe; but he speaks of the drone of t lie Lincolnshire and the Yorkshire bagpipe and of a person 'laughing like a parrot at a bagpiper' all without the slightest Caledonian reference. And when we look at the works In the Register house, which 'shows- I row our former monarchs spent their Income, we find their expenditure for music put down In such entries as 'To the English piper, IU tld.' The Scots were not pipers; they were harpers." Remarknble Wcmcn. It often I. as hceu remarked thnt a man Is never a hero to his valet. Not many great men even are praised by their stenographers, It appears, however, that In this ne of new women those who serve sometimes admire as w ell. 'ot long ago one of the women who clean In the Indianapolis public II brury was heard to boast ot the quality of the jotittg women who work there. "I Ml jou, I never knew there were such nice girls, You ought to see the way they do their hair, and." lowering her voice, "1 nln'f never heard one of them curse yet." Economical Soul. The prize economist of the city ban been discovered. Tor reasons which are best conceal d, the man's name will not be disclosed, but the fact that he is a policeman misl not reflect on the TO or SO generous men who respond readily to every appeal Tor charity and make no bid for fame as economists. It Im alleged, without denial, that every night when the said policeman retires he stops his wutch so as to save wear and tear on the w o r k s . I ' ro ck t o n En t erp r I sc. His Reasoning. "I!dn't you thmk the man I sent you as Inst motor for your son was astute?" "Nd; thai w!.s to rc.vcn I took another for u tuto.V

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