Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 10, Jasper, Dubois County, 30 July 1920 — Page 8

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at lesa meat and lake Salts for Ed ache or Bladder trouble Neutralizes- acids. Una add in meat cxcitca iH3 lildiLeyaj they l reo mo overworked; prrt sluOAh ache, and feel like lufapi of lead. Tha unno bocomca cloudy; tha bladder is Irritatnl, and you mnv bo obliged to &tk re lief two or thrro '.imca during the nirjhi. When tho kidnoys clog you miut help them flush oil tho body's urinous waito or you'll bo a real eick person shortly. At first you feel a dull misery in tho kidney repion, you suiTer from baciMche, pick headache, dizziness, stomach geta aour, tongue coated and you feel rheumatic twinges when tho "weather is bad Hat loss mcAt, drink lots of vrater; also get from any pharmacist four ounces of Jad Halts; take a tablespoonfut in a glass of water beforo breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then net fine. This famous Baits Is made from tho acid of grapes and lemon juioo, combined vith lithia, and hiLslen uaed for general iona to clean clogged kidacya . and utimulato tjiem to normal activity, n!o to ncutralizo tho acids in urir eq it no longer to a ßourco of irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts id inexpensive, cannot Injur?; makes a delightful rfTcrvcecent lithia-watcr drink which cveryono should tskc now and then to keep tho kidneya clean and active, DniggiuU hero Bay they sell lota of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney tfOUblq while it is only trouble. APPLY SULPHUR 10 HEAL UP YOUR Si Broken Out Skin anfl Itching Eczema Helped Over Night For unsightly skin eruptions, rash , or blotches on face, neck, arms or body, you do not have to wait for relief from torture or embarrassment, declares a noted skin specialist Apply a little Mcntho-Sulphur and improvement shows next day. Because of its germ destroying properties, nothing has ever been found to take the place of this sulphur" preparation. The moment you apply it healing begins. Only those who have had unsightly skin troubles can knov the delight this Mentho-Sulphur brings. Kvcn fiery, itching eczema is dried riht up. Get a small jar from any good druggist and use it like cold cream. SAGE .HDD SULPHUR Itte Grandmother's Recipe Restore Color, Gloss and Attractiveness. to 'Almost evepono knows that Sapc Tea and Sulphur, properly compounded, brinps back the natural color and lustro to tho hah when faded. Mrcaked or gray. Years ago tho only way to get this tnlTture was to mako It at homo, which la musty nnd troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any drupr fltoro for "Wyeth Sapo and Sulphur Compound," you will get a largo bottlo of this famous old recipe. Improved by tho addition of other ingredients, at a small cost. Don't stay gray! Try It! No ono can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does It so naturally nnd evenly. You dampen a sponge or fioft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking ono tmall fftrand at a time; by morning tho gray hair disappears, and after another application or two, your hair beccmes beautifully dark, glossy nnd attractive. Wycth's Sage and Sulphur Compound Is a delightful toilet roqulalto for those who deslro dark hair and a youthful appearance. It Is not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. i LADY PINK TOES HAS HER INNINGS i i l 4 i t i There is no excuse today for j women to have ugly, j painful corns ! For a few cents you can get from any drug etoro a quarter ounce of the magic drug freezone recently discovered by a Cincinnati chemist. Annlv a few drOPi of thU frCCZOne upon a tender, aching corn or callus ' and instantiy. yes, immediately, all eorcnes disappear and shortly you will lind tlm com or callus to loose that you lift it out. rcx)t and all, with tho fingers. Just think! Not one bit of pain before applying frozone or afterward. It doesn't . even irritate the surrounding tkin. ,x Hard "corns, soft corns or corns between tho toes, a!) hardened calluses on lottom of feet, just tem to brivel up and fall oft vithout hurting a particle. It is almost magical. a.Ycu just try itl LEARN SHORTHAND It will j ay you vvh It ii an assured moans of ftKfi i r.'.'.'Uyz.u-nt. li i more than that. It ii an LiUr kaTcr ihruoul your Uc DENN PITMAN PHONOGRAPHY ! taunht In HiabU? tchool evrryhere. Lrt ui HTumiucihl one t vuu. Cr yeill advise you ftbuui KlMimructkm ul Icjuj by nail. Write to 1 The Phonographic Institute , CINCINNATI. OiUO. ' Inn Pit man, Tcui-Vf, " Juoui li. Howard, frfifctadLl

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V Uli TRAPS BURGLARS Tiptoeing Into Dark Home Sho Produces Two Intruders for Police. VOICE SCARES THEM Hid Loot Crammed In Gunny Sack, but Drop Guns When Woman Speaks One Long Wanted by Police. Chlcngo. flic's not knee-high to the proverbial duck. In fact, the pistol she held probubly would have kicked her over backward had she pulled Its trigger. Yet Mrs. Oliver T. Martin, wife of a wealthy tobacconist living ut 304 Knst Fifty-eighth street, had the nerve. And that enabled her to capture two burglars, one. of whom tho entire police forco has been trying nnd falling to capture for several months. It happened thus: Mrs. Martin was in her husband's Ktore nt .110 Knst Fifty-eighth street. A neighbor telephoned that two burglars were ransacking her apartmeuu Gets Out B1g Pistol. Sho notltlcd the Wabash uvcnuo police and directed them to meet her In the vestiuule of the building. Seizing n big uutomntlc pistol,, she rushed to tho rendezvous. Policemen Kdwnrd Mcftiilre, Patrick Mclnemey and Thomas Cassldy were there ringing the doorbell when sho arrived. Don't do that. You'll alarm them," cried Mrs. Martin. "Let's catch 'em, dead or alive." She held tho big gun steadily nnd led tho way to the second floor. The Martin apartment was dark nnd silent when the plucky woman unlocked the door softly. Sho crept In ahead of the policemen nnd stopped to listen. A slight noise came from the library. "Are any burglars In there'." Mrs. Martin demnnded to know. Sho switched on the reception hall light. "Yes, I'm one," answered a volco In the library, before the horrified policemen could protest, at Mr. Oliver's method of criminal procedure. Tho The Voice Materialized in the Shape of a Youth. voice materialized In the shape of a youth. "There are two here. Where Is the other?" the little woman persisted. "Here I am," answered another voice from the dining room. Another youth stepped forward. Burglars Drop Guns. Investigation showed both burplnrs had dropped their revolvers on the floor at the sound of Mrs. Martin's voice. In the dining room was their loot sack crammed with Jewelry nnd silverware valued at several thousand dollars. One of the burglars, Charles Brayton, has n long police record nnd has been sought repeatedly for numerous burslarle and holdups throughout the city. He gave his address ut 213 East Forty-eighth street, but that was found to be fictitious. The other. Kdwnrd Sandler, who also gave a fictitious address, declared he was an "amateur burglar." ASPIRIN FOR COLDS Name "Bayer" is on Genuine Aspirin say Bayer InsUt on "Haver Tabletä of Aspirin" in a "BAjcr package containing proper direction! ' for ColJj, Pain, Headaie, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Kheuraatiam. Name Bayer" means genuine Aspirin prescribed br phyician for nineteen ycar. Hanay tin boxes of 12 tablet cout few centj. Aspirin m trade mark of IUyer Manufacture of MonoaceticacideiUr of Salicylicieid. w

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Old man Wonvton, thö mean cat citizen in ail tho bluo grass country, drove up to tho market place in Lexington, where an army of ne groes stood about or lay basking in the early morning Eun waiting for como man to biro them. Tho old man was 6o stingy that ho nsnally had great difficulty in engaging negroes to do extra work on his farm. But this tifno ho struck a bargain immcdiatelwith big Bill Saunaeri lind the half dozen powerful but lazy blacks who follow at his heels. All tho others were greatly surprised to pec this gang ambling out on tho big road toward Mr. Wowton's place. Next morning they were mysuueu o ceo Dig urn ana his cronies again in tho market place. "Whadja doin' hyuh, Bill?" asked Hannibal Harrison Tyler. "Lookin fo wuk' Bill replied sadlv. "Thought you all wua wukkln1 for Mistuh Wowton?" rVaas, v o But'nly wnz wok'in fo1 Mistuh Vnvton. no como to mo yistiddy inuwnin' an' eay: 'Come on out an' make hay fo' me. I ain't gointcr pay you-all enny mo' dan ono dolluh u day, but I jes' tell you dis cv'y meal you-all sits down tcr yo' gointcr have fo kin's o meat an' fo' kin's o' bread So wo all tuk our foot in our han an' went out ter make his hay crap." "Well, den huccomo you-all is como back?" Hannibal inquired. "I gyino tell yuh," William replied, with an injured air. ,rTistiday mawnin' we all wukked in de fiel , cuttin hay an rakin hay an spreadin' hay, ontwell do dinnuh ho'n bleu nt 12 o'clock. Den we goes inter do kitchen, an' all w sees on de big tablo is n lot o' nvv zld' po'k an' greens an' bren !. So I goes up to do big house rr' ax Mistuh Wow ton tcr come wn, ? lease, suit, an' look at dut ,Hnx'H. say, 'Mistuh VTowton, whk dem fo' kin's o' moat you dono p.vmiscd, ploaso, puh?' "iMistuh Wowton he pay: rWtjt daiah doy is fat moat, lean meat, skin nn' bono. Daiah )ou fo' kin't o' meat.' "Den I foz ter him, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dorn fo' kin'a o' bread you done promised us?' En ho say 'W'y, William, daiah dey is white bread, co'n bread, cms' an' crumb Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' bread.' An äat'p why wo nil come back hyuh.' Harper'- Weekly. fK- Riuh Vvuy to Proceed In Wftfh nrj Delicate China. A h'v wooden 1 filled witH wulii!. !. hoL. uOapsuds, to w h" '. ji fv of household am "Vo. i:. neen n.blcd, should bo .t., -.' ' rni eat:'. e of china ' .-ep ira.-.ly this, rising ft :.iie '1 lUi Y.i.nA rCor pkin pi a :'i) u ho ft Wt (a -.i-r'i 1 ,; ii io bi-st) lor clab- .: i,r 'Ihcr vooden bowl of edea-". ' a r.nC. .try with lin en e.Jf V: v.-.w ow.mViita may be wa-i ' .i ' ".me way, but should li polished with a shair.ui. lea. i.t. Some people conid?i with a rag on which th:. ' 4. .uöt suspicion of par ftftni u a nice appearance. Glab .f7ed in warm ylcr t!:.r v a .Ittlo u..nnia in cut io -!), and then 'Anted in quite cold te;-. Cut glass fhould be t::hed vih liTiish or if ekboiady ctu ana very dirty it 1$ :a:!'er v. nl pian not to wash it ii :iV;f b;it i'i-ush a paste a? whiting -vnur v ell into it, allowing it to I. j (ho.oughly, then iemoTirj . villi c iean brush snd finally polish i ti th an old silk handko ihiaf. Benefit of Education. Mistress Gvxxl jrrn clous. Marie, -what a raws your kiteben la lu! Whatever bave you hicn Jolng? It will take yoa a week to clean, lt. I should think. Marie Yes. mum; the young ladle have beou dowu here showing me how to holl a potatJ according to tho cocbbook. A Tidio.w r'abie. A man once collided with an opportunity. ;Why dca't you look where yon are going? growled the ntan. "Don't you recognize me?" asked the opportunity pleasantly. No, and I don't care to. You havo trodden on my corns," replied the man as he limped away. Moral. Don't believe the people who say they have never ad O t fc mm . X

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incident That Mado a Man Fee Queer For Awhile. "Ono night,'' said a lawyer, preparing some tedious plead Inrs which had to be submitted t, court the following morning, an-l aoiuwuig mal l wouia neca ever moment of mv time, I locked my Mlf in a small private consul tai;oi room in the rear of ray suit, wher uu uiuuto mailer coma interrupt nil Tho room is very diminutive, wit oniy one window, looking into, court, and no furniture except table and two or three chairs. W I worked on steadily hour alt hour long after the city had setti into sleep and silence. The bui' ing was so still I could hear even occasional mouso scamper acr the floor alone. At last I conclud. the task and, sitting erect in u chair, began to stretch my cramp limbs. "As I did fo my eves hanncnr to fall on a lirhted clear stumn 1 ing on the carpet not four fer away, and 1 stopped stock still, frr xen win. amazement. 1 do no emoke. I bud been sitting for hour in that little locked room. I conlwear that no one had entered. Ti window was tirrhtlv closed, vet thor right at my feet lay a half con umcd cipar with a great live cor till glowing at the end. It ecem ridiculous to confess, but a thrill o horror ran through mo like a rja' , - - vanic snoek. a hallucination of nn end is an appallincr thine: it makeno difference how grotesque homely the subiect. Itcarriea u y 9 " - frightful suggestion of breakdow In ono s mental engino room. "Well, I finally summoned ij enough nerve to stoon down and di amine the atump, and what do yn inink it was? Why, a tin foil cap culo from tho top of an ordinary quart bottle of mucilago. In strip, ping it off it had assumed the circular twisi of a cigar and, the foil being brown, was just the right col or. The red seal at the top forme, tho coal, and i yard or so away the illusion was perfect. I drew a dcej) breath of relief, but it wan actually several days betöre my nerves resumed their normal tension. New Orleans Tim es-democrat That Attracted the Attention of the Solemn Faced Man. One of our southern salesmen brought homo tho following from his last trip: The proprietor of a tanyard built a stand on one of the main streets of a Virginia town for tho purpose of selling leather and buyiag new hides. When he had completed tho building, ho considered lor a long time what sort of l sign to put up to attract attention to tho new establishment.Finally a happy thought struck him. Ho bored an auger tiolo through tho doorpost and ßtueb 0 calfB tafl into it with tho tufted end outside. After awhilo ho saw a solemn faced man standing near tho door looking at the sign. The tanner watched him a minuto and then stepped ouf and addressed him. "uobd morning, sir!" he said. "Morniri" said the other, without taking his eves off tho sign. "Want to buy 'leather ?" asked the tanner. "No." 'Got any hides to sell? "No." ti rAro-wi a farmer?" 'fo." i 'Merchant?" ''No." "Lawyer?0 No . Doctor r "No." 'Vhat are you, then ?" "I am a philosopher. I've bed itanding here for an hour trying to figure out how that calf got tiirough that auger hole." Boot Strap. i One Chance. Mother (comim -wiftlv) Whv Willie! Striki- r vo;-r little sister I ' Willie (c!o-dly) Aunt Frostface made me. Aunt Fro.-1 face Whv, Willie, I laid if you did strike her I woali oevcr kiss you a'j:ainf Willie (still doKpp. Well, I Ktildn't let a chu t Ji Jollying the Parents. 'Why did .ycru chuck that baby tmder the chin?" asked the man. It is such an uglv little sinner. 'That is whv" I chucked him.' said the wcmin. '! wanted to make his parents feel happy. I always pet the ugly babies. Pretty babies get to much coddling from ßtran gers that their parent take it as a matter of course. It U the father and mothers of homely babies who appreciate attention. Didn't you notice how pleased that couple looked? I don't suppose anybody ever petted that baby before except themelveb. They'll think a lcl more of the youngster cite? thia Ztar York Trci

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