Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 9, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 July 1920 — Page 6

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By HOWARD Tin: TOURIST Tllll tourist Is n hopeful Mped w!imc soll tnlsy;.iii !n lift? Is to fid currency to tlu; wnyjdd? Karate. A fv years nso tourists vre few nm! far b'tvvn, b In confined largely to tlu 'xpTt hut whkdy-busted tramp printer, who ri;nnlnel In town lorn; monh to brcomo thoroughly 1'lrkliMl a:nl tlini tourMl to the next wffftK'Tit Out Dd you CtT M.ATOf J if FOR. GAT ! rtz ; 10 HUWCp I The Practice of Skipping From Coast to Coast in a WabblcLcgged Touring Car Has Become a Fixed Habit. Mop on the hrake rod of a poultry can With tlu upspringing of the automobil, however, ur roads are deeply linod with a now kind of tourist, who travels anions strangers and pays the list price for red Inner tubes. Since It has been discovered that the modern automobile can be run several thousand rnlles without any more expense than operating a shortline railroad, the practice of skipping from coast to const In a wabblo-lcggod touring car has become a fixed habit. Most people would rather ride In a new automobile carrying a pennant and a weak-lunged storage battery than Jump on a transcontinental flyer and Inhale free Inders In a rapid and noiseless manner. Statistics prove that a man can drive his own automobile to either coast for less than It j Merit Py GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS MK KIT does find Its true reward. In the final summing up, people pass for what they actually are. The gauge of Merit works straight and sound. Luck and Chance are the mere teasers of Fate. Merit nothing beneath you. Do more than Is expected of you. Do each task better than people think you can. IJelieve all things are possible with you and you cannot fall to Merit big. It is better to aim for Perfection :fnd miss it, than to aim at Imperfection and hit It. Merit nothing beneath you. I5e not troubled over the accidents of Destiny. The rule of Merit will safely guide you Into the wide way of Winning. True Merit Is the rule and not exception. Thousands of fey n The test of worth Is not the hold you1 have of earth; Ix, there be gentlest souls, sea blown. That know not any harbor known; And !t may be tbe reason Is They touch on fairer shores than this. Joaquin MUler. Salads New and Old. During the summer fruit salads'of various kinds should be freely used, especially for tlie picnic lunch. There Is such a variety of fruits that one need not repeat. Tutti Frutti Salad. Take one quarter of a pound of figs, cut In small pieces, the same amount of stoned and quartered dates, one-half cupful of canned strawberries, the same of canned pineapple, the Juice of one-heif lemon, two tablespoonfuls of sugar and one-half cupful of orange Juice. Serve as dessert. Italian Salad. Take four sardines, three large potatoes, thrcv hard-cooked eggs, half a cupful of cooked lima beans. Slice the potatoes, skin and bone the sardines and break into bits, then mix wltli the potatoes. Put the yolks of two of the eggs into a howl, add a pinch of mustard, salt and oil enyugh to make a smooth cream, add onethird as much vlmxar its oil. Pour this dressing over the salad and add the shredded whites, (larnlsh with the whole egg cut in pieces and a few stoned olives. Serve well chilled. Royal Soup. This U another tireless cooker ncii Put a cut-up fowi in a cooker kettle. full of cold wntiT, boil ten minutes, then pack In n cooker for six hours or overnight. lUinove the chicken and to the stock add one dozen Finull onions, two diced carrots, one turnip also diced, one cupful of peas, two lay leaves, salt and pepper, lleheat the radiator, bring fouii to a boll and

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costs to buy u private car rigged up with n shower bath and brunette porter, unless a spark plug gives. One nice thing about a long automobile tour is that the tourist gets n chance to meet a great many idee people and learns how the government regulates the pr've of gasoline. We have one of the freest forms of government In the world, and when gasoline gets too high In one place all a man has to do Is to drive on to some point where It Is n few cents higher. This tends to keep the tourist in an nmiablr and contented frame of mind, and also encourages the building of stone-front garages which are often mistaken for the hotel. The ttÄirlst does not need to take much of anything with him except a few extra tubes and money. It is astonishing how fast money will ooze away from n tourist who lias never done anything to his own car except tilt the windshield. Hut no man begrudges the money when he mines buck with both lungs ull of fresh air, an appetite like a wheat elevator and a coat of tan thicker than a deep sea diver's. P.est of all, every tourist Is a good roads booster, and he Is already pulling a lot of states out of the mud. (Copyright.) SCHOOL pages of History Illustrate this truth. Merit nothing beneath you. Whatever you Merit and are worthy to receive, you will get. Concentrate your thoughts In elevating your Aims and Ideals, for these are they that lead you on and up. repack. Do not strain, but serve with grated cheese and buttered toast. Squabs cn Casserole. Saute six squabs in two tablespoonfuls of butter without browning, then cover with broth, add a sprig of parsley, a bay leaf, and cook until nearly tender; then add a dozen and a half of button onions which have been parboiled, two dozen potato balls and two half-Inch cubes of fried bacon. When ready to serve, remove the parsley and stir In the yolks of three eggs well beaten and added to half of a cupful of cream; add a tablespoonful of butter or bacon fat. Do not boll after the eggs are added. Serve from the casserole. One of the nicest ways to serve squabs Is boned and stuffed, then roasted. It is not a difficult process to bone a few birds. The small leg bones are left at the end for a more shapely appearance. They may be broiled without stuffing If preferred, adding a bit of celery or a piece of onion to season the itetlde of the turd. (Coryrlht. 1910. WV'torn New.rar-r tni0n. ) i MILITANT-MARY-Our-junior partner -awfully bored .'Poor under worhed'young-ftJANj IUfascinate. him, breoK'bj's bear). AND SPURN 'HIM IF-I-CAN

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LEMON PIE. The world Is full of gladness. There are Joys of m.tny kinds, There's n cure for every sadness. That each troulrted mortal finds. And my little cares grow lighter And I cease to fret and sigh, . And my eyes with oy grow brlghtei When she makes n lemon pie. When the bronze Is on the filling That's one mns of shining gold Anil Its molten Joy Is spilling On the plate, my heart grows bold And the kids and I In chorus liaise one glad exultant cry And we cheer the treat before u Which is mother's lemon pie. Then the little troubles vanish, And the sorrows disappear. Then we find the rrit to banish All the cares that holered near. And we smack our Hps In pleasure O'er a joy no coin can buy, And we down the gulden treasure Which is known as lemon pie. (Copyright by I "dear A. Guest.) O Kcrccene. Kerosene was first used for lighting In 1820. DAYS Last Night's Dreams What They Mean DANCING. TO "TI:AD Tili: MAZY" in shadowland; In other words to dream of dancing Is, all the seers are agreed, a good sign. Just to dream t hat you are attending a dance fortells for you success in love and that you will havemany friends if, indeed, it does not mean as many think, that you have many now, even If you are not aware of It. You had better join In the dream dance, however, and not be merely an onlooker; for to dream that you are dancing yourself Is an omen of many other good things to come. However if you dream that you simply watch the others doing the minuet, fox-trot, vulse de coiirt, two-step or other terpsichorean exercise, it is not very bad It only means that you have gone to bed tired. 15ut to dream that you, yourself, are dancing then, indeed, axe things coming your way. To begin with, there Is the success In love and friendship. Tf you are unmarried, your sweetheart Is kind, true, and will make you an excellent wife. If you are married, the dance of dreamland means an increase In the family. Also, all the authorities agree that for the dream dancer, there is a legacy Impending. .Some say a legacy Is "probable," but most say that It Is sure, and many declare that It will come from an unexpected source. To those In trade, the dream dance means Increased profits, and from the present cost of things It Is quite evident that many tradesmen have dreamed this dream of late. To the sailor to dream of dancing foretells a pleasant and successful voyage, and to one and nil It foretells good news from a long-absent friend, or from a dlstan country. Just one caution. He can'ful how you dres yourrelf for your dance of drams; for it you wear dancing tv.nts, while all the other good things may come to you you will be temporarily short of money. Coryr!i;ht.) 0 The Latest Request. "What's the matter with the servant now V "She sr.ys she won't stay here un-b'-s you agree to build a double garage. She's got to have some place to 1 eop r cn-."

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LOS ANfJKLKS. In dull golct letters on an ofitce door In one of the largest ofiice buildings in Los Angeles -there are two names: Dr. Lyle MeNeile and Dr. Olga MeXeile. They are both well known physicians and they once were husband and wife. Many of their patients do not yet knowthat they have been recently divorced, so quietly was the decree granted to Ir. Lyle McNeilo on the ground that he häd been deserted by Dr. Olga McNoIIe. "Recauso a woman has found she cannot care for a man vith that strong, deep, Intense passion which alone makes marriage. Is that any reason she must lose respect for him and sever all business relations?'1 said Dr. Olga McNeile at her ofiice. Teople do not think it strange that a man may be an excellent surgeon and yet know nothing of painting.

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CHICAGO. In the bright lexicon of married life, thought J. ( Prock, house detective at a big Madison street hotel, there is no such word as "sweetheart." T.ut Mr. Krock erred and his error cost the hotel company A verdict for that amount was returned by a jury in the United States District court before Judge George T. Page In favor of Cassias C. Smiley and his wife, Harriet Presser Smiley, of Indianapolis. Mr. Smiley holds a responsible position with the Diamond Match company ami Mrs. Smiley is proprietor of an Indianapolis millinery shop. It appears the Smileys had retired, when Mr. Smiley decided to have his suit pressed. He rang for a boy. Presently Ihere was a knock on the door. Clad in his night shirt and with hts clothes over his arm, Mr. Smiley went to the door. There was no one there. ' "Sweetheart, that was a false alarm," said Mr. Smiley to his wife. Sleuth Iirock was in the corridor. His ear caught the word "sweetheart." There was a second knock. Smiley, pants on arm, - responded. Iirock shoved his way In. Mrs. Smiley, in negligee, screamed and lied to a closet while her husband struggled with the Twentieth Century MS? DKXVEK. A bit-of llamboyant, picturesque womanhood "I dew" into Denver last week in the shape of Miss Louise Glenn, 114-year-old "tramp-girl" and daughter of a business man of California, who stopped over here a few days on her way from her home In San Francisco to New York. Miss Glenn, scorning the conservative, lady-like method of Pullman or automobile travel, has beat her way from Frisco to Denver and is confident that she will be able to make the remainder of her journey to New York without paying one cent of railroad fare. Clad in a jaunty corduroy suit with n soft crush hat stuck at a coquettish angle and a brilliant green scarf fiung This Court Needs All BROOKLYN. N. Y. The Supreme court at Mineola will need the wisdom of a Solomon. It must decide n question of woman's clothing. John W. Neil of New York is trying to get possession of his 23-month-old 'daughter Jane He says his wife. Uene Piano, a dancer in "Honey Glii." Is no proper guardian, because she has appeared In "short skirts, tights and bloomers." His wife beat John to It. She served Neil with papers in a separation gttit, alleging non-support and cruelty. She says that so far from being unfit to care for her child, she has supported both the baby and Its father. She says also: "I have never worn tights In my life. When my husband met me first I was a dancer and wore the same kind of stage clothes that I do now. 'He has never bought me so much HB one pair of syek for the child, nor has he spent $2lM on me since we were married three years ago. "He says In his complaint that my mother Is not a proper guardian either, and that she was a chorus girl for mr.ny years. My mother and fa-

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'Lieh' 1 mux nV V law or music. This is a day of specialists. Ueing a successful husband 1 a profession In Itself, ami few men, I think, can have any very notable success along more than one line. Dr. Lyle McNeile Is certainly a keen and skillful physician, but as a husband ho Is impossible. "If university training and a professional education are to do anything for woman at all. one of the first things she .will learn is that petty spites, personal prejudices and grudges have no place In the modern world, and that If she Is going to be Hum's equal and climb with him, shoulder to shoulder, to the summit of any professional' success, she will have to accept things In that 'give and take,' matter of fact manner that he does. "My fori 2,0 r husband has the Fame professional Ideas and ethics as I and since we have a practice which it has taken years to build up, since It Is much more practical and economical to occupy the same ofiices with the same secretary, nurse and stenographer than for each to have separate ones, I see no use and no advantage in severing business relationships and each beginning anew a professional career which has been pleasant, harmonious and fairly successful In a financial way." detective. Prock made a grab for her as she passed, but she reached the eloset and shut the door.. Iirock pushed Smiley aside and fiung the door open in spite of Mrs. Smiley's entreaties. "Put wo are registered as Mr. and Mrs. Smiley of Indianapolis," protested Smiley. "You can see for yourself." "That don't make any lit with me," replied Iirock. "Don't tell me that stuff." . Smiley told him to call the clerk. Brock went to the phone but said he couldn't get an answer. He ordered the couple to dress and leave. "You don't have to order us to do that after this experience," Smiley replied. He and Mrs. Smiley left and filed suit for 2r,000 damages. Girl Is Quite Lively over her shoulders in troubadour lashion. Miss Glenn, her brown eyes dancing with the light of daring and adventure and her cheeks ruddy from exposure to the sun made an exhilarating and unusual picture of the twentieth century girl as she walket J through the downtown streets, attracting a vast deal of attention from passers-by. "There, is positively no other way to travel," she said in defending her mode of travel, "and never again will I be confined in a train while traveling. I never knew how delightful 'beating it' could be until I tried It. "Did I find life rough?" she continued. "Well, of course, it wasn't r parlor affair, but I can honestly Fay that I never received more courteous treatment from men In my life and 1 never once was insulted or molested I met all sorts of men, but there seem ed to be some kind nf a "knighthood of the road" concerning me and they were invariably nice to me. I made one rule. I tried not to ride freight trains at night. All right. Here's the rest. She la beating the way to win a bet. And she has written a play. of Solomon's Wisdom to : ther played on the stage together for twenty-five years. They belong to the Four Itlanos known on the flrstlas5 vaudeville circuits." Mrs. Neil left home on May 10, she says, because her husband put her out and locked the doors against her and her mother. He kept the child for two days, she says, not giving It proper food. She adds: "It Is not aftVction for the chllu that has prompte! the writ, but pure mcr'tine?. He has no love for her nor for me, and made me go out to work many times when I was In the poorest of health." It appears that the mother of little Jane Is not only a dancer, but a slnjei ! r.Ld comedian

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