Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 8, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 July 1920 — Page 8

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In urine so it no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is, inexpensive end cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent ! 'Una-water drink which everyone . uM take now and then to keep the I . Ineya clean and active and tho blood iure, thereby fiVfldlnfl froua fcito complicities

ÜB OF THEFT Turns Sherlock Holmes When Instruments Are Stolen and Finds Culprit.

SOLVES BIG MYSTERY

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For Fifteen Years the Doctor Has Been Grand High Plgeon-Feeder of His Neighborhood Henco the Story. Chicago. This Is the eolutlon of tho mystery of the theft of surgical Instruments from the office of Dr. E. W. Hunter, -1113 East-Sixty-third street It is a . plain unvarnished tale, and might bo entitled "Peanuts, Probes and Pigeons." It begins with tho pigeons. They are the ones that get so familiar on short acquaintance at the University avenue station of the ML." There ere oodles and oodles of them and they behave as if the station platform were theirs by prescriptive right If you offer them a peanut from the slot ma chine, so conveniently at hand, they will take It ns If they were collecting a debt long overdue. If you don't offer them a peanut they look reproachfully at you. If there were an Interpreter of pigeon-English at hand, as In Mark Twain's story of the hermit and the Jaybirds, he would probably tell you they were remarking: "This must be. one of those pikers from the Gold Coast neighborhood ! Throws Peanuts to tho Birds. The principal reason the University avenue pigeons are bo cocksure '. their own privileges is Doctor Hunter For 15 years lie has had an offico overlooking the "L," station. For tho 10 years he has been the Grand High Pigeon-Feeder of the neighborhood, ne not only throws peanuts to the birds, but he levies on his friends. Patients who visit his office always tnke In a few pennies to buy tho succulent fruit of the goober pea. At the back of . his offico Is nn old storeroom, with - openings through which the plegoris enn fly vhencvei they ore cold or slcVpy. And tlüs I where the probes come In. Miscreant Tracked Down. The doctor has a fine collection of surglcul Instruments. They are the pride of his heart and the delight of

Was Iteld for Ransom by Smugglers on a Lonely Island.

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.COMMON SENSE

Says it is suicide to cut corns, and tells how they lift rieht out

Trying to Shape Them Into a Neat his eye. They look so nice and shiny and bright In their case one could elmost call them tempting If they wero anything else than surgical Instruments. On one of these recent balmy, springlike days, the doctor noticed that some of his probes wero cone. The next day some more had disappeared. Tue doctor became his own Sherlock. There were no clues. Dut today he followed a trail of surgical Instruments Into the back room. lie was about to telephone for the police when ho heard as nnj;ry a "look-at-the-coon r as ever came from a pigeon's throat. The doctor continued Investigations. lie found his missing surgical instruments piled criss-cross and a mamma pigeon trying her level best to shape them Into a nest

You simply fay to tho drug store man, "Give me a cjuerte r of an ounce of freeione." This will cost very little but is sufficient to remove every hard or soft com from one's feet. A few drops applied directly upon a tender, aching corn should relieve the soreness instantly, and soon the entire corn, root and all, can be lifted out with the lingers without pain. This new way to rid one's feet of corns tvft intrv1iifv1 br ft Pinpinnali man tcKn

favs that while freozone is eticky it dries i

in a moment, and ecvms to simply ehrivel up the corn without inllaming or even irritating tin surrounding tissue or skin. rtDon't let father die from infrction or

lockjaw from whittling at his corns, buf cut Jhls guiund make jMatryJfe

WHAT HQ WAO OOtttCW Two young Lcniirrilb elcrbv tc lag a day off, each hired a Uarcb and took a ipia in tho country. Tcq miles from toro tha yoUita A.yrV-fl to have a tzoq. On3 dlstarvyd fa other soma 300 yarfj and vu r Jolcing b hb rktay, xrixcz ta tcrr ing a bad corner he collapsed over 0 heap of itonex The vhed xrts & molished and tho rider was irrotrirf ably mixed among tKe apokea. An aged vornan, who happened to bi passing, was met at a turn in tha road by dark No. ß. "My good woman,' said he, haT you teen o voung man on a bicycla around LsnT9 1 havo no tho aiiavcrod! aimpry ; "but I wvr a young rnm up tho rozi a Tram rrho xru dttinj c3 Qo bca! r-TV-bP .

CAPTIVE FOR 12 YEARS

Distress ional Answered by Small Fishing Vessel Off Texas CoastSucceeds In Reaching Mainland. Itockport, Tex. Being kept on a lonely island for more than twelve years by a gang of bandits cr smugglers, who hoped to secure a large ransom from relatives for her release, and only making her escape through an act of fate, is the remarkable experience of a young woman Just' budding Into womanhood who fyas arrived at Rock port, Tex. The young girl knows nothing of herself or relatives other than she answered to the name of "Nellie" for several years. "Nellie" came to the mainland from one of the five small Islands lying five miles off the coast. In a sinall'flshlng vessel which saw her signal of distress. She had been on the island alone for two days following the death of an old negro woman who constantly guarded her. Lived In House Made of Rocks. The girl said the greater part of the time she was on the Island 6he lived with the negro woman In a house made . of rocks. "Nellie'1 declared her old Jailer never beat her but once, and that was when she asked If there were other bearded men and black women on ships which sometime passed In alght, nnd why they could not go away to some other house on one of the ships. According to the strange story related by the girl, the bandits contemplated taking her to South America, where she said they could get lots of money for her. 'Nellie" said tho men had a large, sailing boat The bandits never sailed toward the Texan const, she

Whirl Pistols and Whittle Whilo Quintet Jig to'Their Tunes.

RUDE PAL REPROVED

Gentleman Bandit Draws Lint at Taking Money From Those Who Enttr Ulned Them 'TU De DI owed Saya Saloonketptr, " Chicago. The gentleman bandit and his roughneck friend, William, wer out for an evenlng's entertainment They strolled into Frederick Zultcher's saloon. William flourished a revolver and began: "Hey, youse guys, line up ober dero an" "No, no, William," expostuated the G. B. "Pardon the interruption, but your words and mannerisms would shock the finer sensibilities of a dumb waiter. "Now, gentlemen," turning to Zulteher and four patrons, "we'll ask your lndulgenco for this evening's frolic. He spun his revolver on his forefinger as he thought "Suppose, If there are no objections, that we start with a little dance." "Dat's do mustard 1" seconded William. "Make 'em shimmy. Get at It youse " "Yes, gentlemen, I am sure you are adept at the new dances, though I profess some have rather er vulgar names. Nevertheless, shaking the shimmy It will be. Zuttcher and tho four patrons shuffled nervously. "They are embarrassed, I see,M continued tho master of core monies. "Strike up a little tune, William." William turned his nose moonward and began whistling "How You Going to Keep 'Em Down on, the Farm." "Now, all together." The five hesitated. The revolver stopped spinning on the G. B.'s forefinger and pointed menacingly at the abdomens of the five. Jig to William's Tune. Zulteher stepped out Into the sawdust in front of the bar and, as WH

Tho Strange Man Was Carried Away Dead. said, but went down the bay In the direction of Mexico. At one time, long ago, when she was but a little girl, the bandits brought nnothe man to the Island, she said. "Nellie" can rememher them drinking and singing and playing cards! The next day. she said, the strange man was carried awuy dÄid. Will Explore Islands. "Nellie" is a pretty girl. Her hair Is brown, and her bright, snappy eyes are hazel. From her general appearunce the people of Itockport believe she must be of Spanish descent A party has been organized to explore the rock house on the Island and to trap the bandits, with' a view of forcing them to tell something of the little girl, that she maj' be returned to her parents or relatives.

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CLIPS OFF WOMAN'S HAIR

Dut Intruder Leaves Tresces Behind Also Steals 20 Without Waking Couple. Passaic. N. J. Mrs. William Ilaw

thorne, forty years old, of 422 Harrison t

street, reported tothe police that during the night a thief had entered her bedroom and clipped ofT her long, golden hair. So quietly did the thief go about his work that he not only did not arouse Mrs. Hawthorne, but was not heard by her husband. In an adjoining room, nor by two children In another room near by. The police found marks which. Indicated that the thief had used a Jimmy on the kitchen window. They also found a pair of scissors. Mrs. Hawthorne said she believed she had been chloroformed, as when she awoko she felt slcx. The thief also took $20 which was In a tin box, but evidently he had no use for the hair after clipping It

as it was found alongside the empty! monez box bjr Mr. Hawthorn

"A Llttla Faster, Gentlemen." Ham expressed it "hit 'er up.' One by one the other four Joined him. "Wheel" Bhouted William, "dem guys is lolla polluzas at dat" "Quite correct William," assented the O. B. "A little faster, gentlemen," as William resumed his alternate singing and whistling, and patted his foot. After five minutes vigorous ahlmmjIng, perspiration began to gather on five foreheads, "Lay down to It" he relied, punctuating his cry with a revolver shot. Zulteher dropped to the floor. Thert were four more thuds. "Now, If you gentlemen are a bit fntijrued. perhaps you would appreciate a moment's rest.w The agitation on the floor ceased. Trrsently the gentleman bandit glanced at his wrist watch. "It Is growing late,H he said coolly, "so I expect, perhaps we had better resume. Now, all together William began whistling. Grow Tlrtd of It The men began flopping monstrously. William, continuing his musical efTorts, edged toward the cash register. "None of that" his companion commanded sharpTy. "Would rou take money from those who entertain you.H William began to remonstrate. The two argued. "The dance grows tiresome," finally said G. B. "But 'twas pleasant while it-lasted. I thank you gentlemen and bid you good-nlghL" "An don' youse follow or Til plug you" "Come, come, William," protested his companion, bowing to Zulteher and Mj companions In misery, Tho two 'strolled out into the dark as the fiva arose cautiously. ' -Welt Til be be Mowed," exploded Zulteher, when the bandlta were out of earshot "What'U you have, fellows!" Tho police," yelled ofl$ taclrj O

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