Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 9 July 1920 — Page 6

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Beautiful Paisley Shawl Achieved Immense Popularity, but Only fcr a Short Time. The story of the Paisley shawl a sTtecimen, I hear. lias just been presented to Lady Konhnm-Carter forms one of the shortest and most romantic chapters in the modern history of industry, says a writer in the Westminster fJazetie. The manufacture of these beautiful things was begun, reached a great height of prosperity and became extinct in the space of a little over eighty years. No Paisley shawl has been woven since 1SSO, and none is likely ever to leave the looms again. The shawl had Its origin In the ambition of the Paisley weavers to produce on the loom ,the amazingly elaborate patterns, woven by the needle, of the Cashmere shawls that had been sent home from the Kast by Scottish officers and traders to their women folk. The Paisley weavers were notable craftsmen, and they produced a shawl which excelled its prototype in beauty of design and richness of color. Their success was the reward of patience, skill, taste and a delicacy of touch which, experts say, has probably never been equaled before or since in the Weaving craft. A common price for one of these shawls in the days when they were not a rarity was 100, and they were worn by women of all classes in Scotland except the very poor. Then fashion decreed that the Paisley shawl should no longer be the mode, and its fate was seal). Queen Victoria gave the dying industry a new, hut brief, lease of life when she bought seventeen of the famous shawls and wore one at the baptism of the prince who was to become King I-M ward. RHODESIA "LAND OF 0PHIR7" Archeologists Have Long Contended for and Against Arguments to That Effect. The extensive ruins of ancient forts, temples and gold workings in Rhodesia have ben given rise to considerable controversy from time to time, some archeologists contending that they are only four hundred or live hundred years old and others homing that they date back to at least two thousand years before the Christian era, and that Rhodesia was the land of Ophir, mentioned in the Bible at chapters ix and x of I Kings. It is noteworthy that Milton in "Paradise Lost." hook II. speaks of the angel Michael leading Adam to a hill of paradise from whose top His eyes misht there command wherever stood City of ohl or motlern fame, from the walls of Cambalu to Snfabi (thought Ophir) to the realm of Congo, and; Angola, farthest FOUth. The theory has been advanced that If Rhodesia was not actually Ophir, it was at least the "Havilah" whence the gold of Ophir was obtained and which was so much in evidence at Solomon's entertainment of the queen of Sheba. If this theory is correct then Sofala of today would be the site of 4,TarshIsh," the ancient seaport for "Ilavilah," and the outlet for precious stones, metals and other merchandise. Ophir being situated in all probability on the southern coast of Arabia and constituting a distributing emporium rather than the place of origin of these things. Emaciated Bride Considered Beautiful. Javanese marriage custom include n period of religious instruction for both the bride and the groom. The young man starts his Instruction by paying daily visits to the priest of the village, and learning all the complicated phrases which lie will have to. utter on the day of his wedding. The pupil is placed in a tank of cold water :,nd stays there submerged up to his chin while the priest bends over him and reads the Koran, the performance taking place i n front of the church. The girl begins her preparations for the great day by several weeks of semi-starvation during which time she takes only sullicient rice ami hot water to sustain life. Because of this hunger strike enforced by custom, she loses considerable weight, an emaciated bride being considered a thing of beauty n the Island of Java. Detroit News. Where the Shah Sits. The throne of the Shah of Persia Is th most valuable one In the whole world, and its enormous dimensions and exquisite decorations would inspire a multimillionaire with awe. It is of pure white marble, and Is no less than IS feet in depth by 10 feet wide. The actual seat is mounted on a large platform of the same material, ami Is upheld by fourteen spotless ivory pillars, carved In the shape of men ami women; while the whole is covered with pictures worked in the purest gold leaf. Ascending to the platform is a staircase of solid gold. One Millionth of an Inch. Steel gauges accurate to the Incredible tineness of a millionth part of an inch are now being made in quantities at the United States bureau of standards. So extraordinarily precise Is the method of manufacture, simple as it I, that In one instance 32 tini.vhod gauges out of a lot of .' were absolutely accurate to .000,001 Inch, and the balance all within .000.00.. inch of precision, says Popular Mechanics 'Magazine. The guages are ft eel dics.

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By HOWARD L. RANN

Tin: mud hole THU mud hole is a great American institution which comes in the spring and stays until a new board of supervisors is elected. It then moves over into another township and locates on a piece of road which has not been touched by the profane hand of the drag slrtce the Mexican war. Almost every county has a collection of ancient, honorable and accepted mud holes which are never tilled Ti? JoVcE. Mr IT MAKES M 8LAJ MAD. A LOAD U leprieriM WELL HAFA Almost Every County Has a Collection of Ancient, Honorable and Accepted Mud Holes. up with anything except automobile wheels, dragging differentials and profane tourists. It would seem ihat when a mud hole has established a reputation which readies into the next congressional district it would be content to retire and not keep on clogging the highway with the prostrate forms of seven-passenger touring cars. P,ut it is harder to make a mud hole retire than it Is to drag a federal office holder away from the pay roil. Mud holes are caused by the surface of the road giving way at the knee joints and sinking due south until both running boards are anchored firmly to the highway. Some mud holes are deeper than thers and un MoBool( L J Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by a woman; If you have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you tako simply tlie aspect of the pencil, you will say she did it with her tjeth. Mark Twain. Company Cake. This recipe makes two large square loaves of moist, delicious fruit cake. If put away in a tin box with a tight cover it will be just as good when six months old as it was when it was turned out steaming and spicy on the rake cooler. Do not ice it, as the brown cake discolors the icing when it stands. Two scant cupfuls of butter, three cupfuls of dark brown sugar, seven eggs, whites and yolks beaten separately; one pound each of raisins and currants, three-quarters of a pound of citron sliced thin, one-half cupful of good molasses, one-half cupful of sour" milk, one tablespoonful of cinnamon, one teaspoonful of cloves, one-quarter of a cupful of. sour cherry juice, one teaspoonful of soda, with four cupfuls of sifted Hour. Mix and beat well. Dust the fruits with Hour and fold in the stifily beaten whites. Line a square pan with greased paper and bake two hours in :i moderate oven. Test with a toothpick. When cool, wrap in towels and put away In a tin box. Buttermilk Cake. Take one egg and one egg yolk, one cupful of sugar, one cupful of rich buttermilk, two tablespoonfuls of shortening, one teaspoonful of soda, one-quarter teaspoonful of baking Midi's Dreai What They Mean DID YOU DREAM OF GARDENS? FKKUI) relates a long and complicated dream of a garden which he proceeds to analyze, making the apparently innocent vision of the night a series of dream symbols for repressed animal emotions which got j past the dream-censor; that part of j our psychic Intelligence which is sup posed by him to play the part of the late Anthony Comstock in Dreamland disguised as the usual contents of a garden. I5ut it must be remembered that Professor Freud is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, of European authorities on neurosis, and it is: from the dreams of neurotics that he has drawn the larger part of the material for his dream theories. It would hardly be fair to interpret the garden dream of a normal person in the manner in which Freud interprets the garden dream of his neurotic patient. In the analysis of another dream In which tlowers appear he traces the connection to the fact that the day before he had talked with a man named Gardner and attended a patient named Flora which appears quite reasonable. No normal person need fear to dream of a garden. In fact, to walk In a dreamland garden Is a form of

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less acted upon at once will swallow ' a highseated runabout with the top up. When such a mud hole as this Is located in close proximity to a farmer who owns a dredging outfit consisting of a team of docile mules, it is worth more to the property than a trans-continental railway. Many a farmer who lives next to one of these quick assets has earned more money yanking deeply Imbedded tourists to some haven of rest than by any other form of endeavor. There are not so many mud Indes ; in our public highways as formerly, j this being due to the fact that the farmer is buying most of the automobiles. After a farmer lias driven into one of these Imitations of the bottomless pit in a brand new car and taken his family down with him, where they can't see anything but the tree tops, cither the mud hole or the road supervisor will be removed at the next general election. It used to be the fashion to repair mud holes with live sod. which stood erect in the road and imparted a smooth, gliding sensation to people in the back seat. Sod is all right in its place, but very little of It is used in building speedways. j The mud hole commits most of Its crimes in the spring of the year, breaking springs, twisting axles and causing people to lose a lot of hardearned religion. It would not last long if everybod3" who wallows through it would stay mad long enough to bond the county for good roads. (Copy ris lit.)

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powder, the same of cloves, one teaspoonful of cinnamon ; salt, raisins and vanilla. Iiake in layers or loaf. Ennjish Tea Cake. Sift two cupfuls of Hour with two teaspoonfuls of baking powder; beat two eggs light; add one-quarter cupful of sugar and one-half cupful of lard mixed together; add one-quarter cupful each of currants and milk. Drop on baking sheets, to make six cakes. Serve warm with butter. (Copyright. 1920. Western Newspaper Unlon. exercise most highly recommended by the mystics. Simply to see a garden in a dream indicates good fortune ahead; if you walk in one it is still hotter. To take such a stroll indicates n.uch money and one's business will increase. It Is a good omen for farmers and sailors especially, and to the lover it is a sign that he will not only marry the one he loves hut will have all sorts of success in life. Hut If the garden appears to be weedy and ruinous .the omen is not so good. Havelock Ellis takes a garden as a symbol of the ground he has covered In his book. "The World of Dreams, and says; 'I have cultivated, as far as I care to. my garden of dreams, ami It scarcely seems to me that It Is a large garden. And yet every path of It, I sometimes think, might lead to the heart of the universe." (Copyright.) C - MILITANT' MARY riches, joy-and love, and 'Life refused 6 FLAT; 5o-now-lash for-notbinj,rOR m-SURE-OF GETTING toit Ml

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False Prophets By GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS HOW big a factor in your life are the False Prophets the longfaced, deceptive-eyed, urpovoiewod semi-humans that are everlastingly coming up to you and getting you dissatisfied with your lot and seeking to convince you of the wonderful success you would bo somewhere else? The only Prophets worth listening to are the Prophets answering to your own Will. Accept the advhv of no Prophet unless he squares and measures fully up to the Accomplishment Test. For it's the False Prophets who have theories and great promises for everybody else but who are unable M prophesy six inches into their own future to save their neck. The only Prophets worth listening to are the Prophets answering to your own Will. You own your own house and lot. You live in your house and upon your lot. There you Sleep, Kat and Plan. Your doors are open to the outside world only upon invitation. How then, Is it possible for an Alien personage to dictate the terms of your happiest existence "where you are? The only Prophets worth listening to are the Prophets answering to your own Will. No one is ever truly great until he stretches out his arms to embrace ih real joy of Independence. No man truly sniiles in Contentment and in realized Service, until he Is uble to give audience to his False Prophet under calm observation yet to abhor their Prophecies. By EDGAR A. GUEST THE ROADS OF HAPPINESS. The Knuds of Happiness are not The selfish roads of pleasure seeking. Where cheeks are flushed with haste and hot And none has time for kindly speaking. Put they're the roads where lovers stray. Where wives and husbands walk together And children romp along the way Whenever It Is pleasant weather. The Koads of Happiness are trod Ky simple folks and tender-hearted. By gentle folks that worship Cod And want to live their days imparted. There kindly people stop and talk, Kegardless of the chase for money. There, arm in arm, the grownups walk And every eye you see z sunny. The Koads of Happiness are lined. Not with the friends of royal splendor, P.ut with the loyal friends and kind That do the gentle deeds and tender, Then fame has never brought unrest Nor glory set men's hearts to aching, Th'To unnbandonod is life's best Tor selfish love and money making. The Koads ot Happiness are thoe That do not lead to pomp and glory, P.ut wind among the joys and vne That make1 the humble toiler's story. The roads that oft we used to tread ' In early days when first we mared. When hearts were light and checks were red. And ' days were not with Wurden 9 freighted. (Copyright by Edgar A. Guest.) DeWmlnatlon reduces hard work to nothing; procrastination makes hard wer!: out of noth'ng.

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