Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 63, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 18 June 1920 — Page 6

Backache Slowing You Up? Arc yoj (frafrm along with a dull, throbbing backache? Feel lame mornir.j:, tired c 11 chy; ufTcr torturing twinges at every move? Often the kid ih)! arc to blame. A cold, strain or everwerk concept the kidneys; poisons accumulate and mysterious aches and p.iins result. You may have headaches and dizzy Fpcll, too, with perhaps bhddcr irregularity. Vvn Doan's Kidney Pills. They have helped thoufand. Ask your neighbor! An Indiana Case

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Captured German Captain Decided That on This Occasion He Would Forget About Honor. Among the letters from France that have been printed in the Atlantic Monthly there is to be found this entertaining episode: The code of the German officers Is, never to surrender; but of course they cannot live up to It. In a recent raid n sergeant I know made a prisoner of a Cennnn captain who, as they walked to the rear, cursed his luck !n fluent French, saying that he was caught unawares, that an ollicer never surrendered, but fought to the end. "Stop here, my captain, and let us consider this," said the sergeant seriously. "There are several articles of your efp::; :.. :it to which my fancy runs. That watch, for Instance, those leather puttees, and that fat purse I saw j ou change to your hip pocket. Perhaps I can oblige you and gratify my whim. Suppose you were suddenly to run a quick shot would save your honor, and me the trouble of escorting you to the rear. And I am an excellent shot, I assure you." But the German was not interested. Doughnuts Help College Boys. Doughnuts arc paying the expenses of eight Kansas boys, students at the Kansas State Agricultural college at Manhattan. These youns men were organized recently as a corporation called "The Perfect Bakery." Their bakery turns out all kinds of bread, small cakes and cookies, but the specialty is doughnuts.

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A WAR-TKIE ILL THAT'S SPREADING HUNT'S SALVE CURES IT ! BRED in the war trenches of Europe, a wave of ordinary, ITCH is spreading over the country. This skin di?eaef 'history rhows, has always prevailed, following wars and the concentration of armies. It was common during the Civil War and following that conflict. There was an epidemic of the Itch after the Sp.inißh-Anieriean War. Now history is repeating itself after the great European struggle. Returned soldiers and those with whom they come in contact will find a recognized remedv for the Itch in Hunt's Salve, commonly known as "Hunt's Itch Cure." Many a veteran of the late '90's will testify to it merits. If directions, are followed HUNT'S SALVE will prove a never failing cure for all forms of the Itch, and your druggist will tell you so. He sells HUNT'S SALVE under a strict guarantee to refund the purchase price to any dissatisfied user. A Medford, Oklahoma man, among thousands who

Device That Will Be Appreciated by Anyone Who Has Sat on the Abomination. A New Jersey man has Invented a device to keep lly-paper In one position and from being blown by the wind on to father's favorite chair or mother's most treasured lace curtains. It consists of a frame having grooves at each end to permit the insertion of the sheet of lly-paper. A narrow strip of wood Is forced down Into the groove over the paper to hold It taut. At the lower end of the frame three grooves are located for taking care of any variations In the lengths of the lly-paper. When the fly-paper Is in Its frame, It may he placed up in any convenient place, and will be so conspicuous as to be readily seen before being sat upon. In addition to being useful as a holder for fly-paper, the device can be used as an embroidery-frame or as a stretcher for cloth or paper. Popular Science Monthly. An Observant Victim. "You say you were held up by a footpad with a revolver this morning. At what time?" "Five minutes to one." "How can you fix the time so precisely?" "Because I could see the church clock and 1 noticed the hands were in the same position as mine." London Tit-Bits. People who try to stand prosperityare foolish. They should sit down and take it easy. i appearance a Reason

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Camel Famed as Possessor of PerpetuaJ "Grouch." From Its Birth to Its Death. In selecting the camel as their emblem, antl-prohibltionists display a sense of fitness. According to some authorities, though the camel generally fills his tanks with water, when he has the chance he substitutes date Juice, which, fermenting In due course, gives him a portable store of alcohol to draw on as opportunity allows. Even with "soft" drinks the camel's powers of absorption are phenomenal. Watering a eamel train on the march Is a prolonged business, seeing that some camels require as much as 20 gallons to sp.tlv their thirst. On esthetic grounds, however, objections might be raised to selecting for an emblem an animal whose face has been described as "a sculptured sneer." The camel Itself Is said to be so little In love with its appearance that it never drinks from a pool without first fouling the water so as to be spared the sight of its own reflection. Nor does its character bear inspection. "The camel." says an oriental proverb, "curses Its parents when It has to go uphill and its Maker when It goes down." Camels are born sad (even young camels are never known to play), and their life i one long protest against being made to work. Manchester Guardian. SAVAGES WORE BODY ARMOR Gilbert Islanders Used That Form of Protection, but It Vas Limited to Leaders. Only one tribe In the South Pacific Islands ever rose to the height of Inventing armor to be used In their warfare. But even this tribe, the Gilbert islanders, turned out only a few suits, owing to the work entailed in the manufacture. Francis Dickie says, in the Scientific American, that the suits were limited in number, and that every village was thO proud possessor of one. At the outbreak of a conflict between villages, not all the inhabitants went to war, but the most doughty warrior was dressed tn the village armor and sent against the champion of the rival place. The brown-colored fabric covering the body and legs, which formed the Gilberts' armor, was made out of coir string taken from the husk of the coconut, so closely woven as to make a protection stronger than board, and having greater lightness to recommend It. A further breastplate, Invulnerable to any native weapon, was ma le from the dried skin of the stingaree, or ray fish, which dried as hard as metal. In the last few years peace has settled over the Gilberts and the armor has ceased to be manufactured. The few suits In existence have all been seized by collectors of rare articles. "Flower of the Devil." "liower of the Devil" is a strange growth upon trees found on the sides of Fuego volcano in Guatemala, one of the few places in the world where it is known to occur. It has beautiful foliation, veining and stem, and appears full blown when just unfolding from the bud. This effect is formed by a parasite which enters the wood and dies after eating portions of It away, a process which in time pmluces the results described. Tradition, however, ascribes a different origin. Years ago, when the Spaniard ruled the country, a fair Indian maiden was supposed to have betrayed certain tribal secrets to her white lover. Her people threw her into the fiery wrater of Fuego in expiation -of her sin, and once every year, on Midsummer's day, she appears to throw armfuls of the devil's flowers over the mountain's slopes a solemn warning to all of the sanctity of tribal secrets. Woodpecker a "Home Bird." Among the natural guardians of the trees are the woodpeckers, which gather their food as they creep round the trunks and branches. As the food of the woodpecker is nearly as abundant in winter as in summer, they are seldom migratory. They never forage in flocks, like some of the granlvorous birds whose food is more plentiful, but scatter out over wide areas, and thus belter their fare. They bear the same relation to other birds that take their food from trees as snipes and woodcocks bear to thrushes and quailsthat is, they bore into the wood as the snipe bores into the earth, while thrushes and quails seek their sustenance on the surface of the ground. "Devil's Darning Needle' The darning needle, or devil's darnins neoMle. is one of the names given to the dragon fly. which belongs to the order odouata. Other popular names for this Insect are "snake feeders," "snake doctors," "horse stingers "flying adders' etc., though dragon flies Sire harmless, as well as useful In killing mosquitoes and little flies. Young dragon flies and the young of other insects, such as many flies, while In the intermediate stage between the eggs and the mature Insect, live in water and are called "nymphs Many of them live for a year in this stage in ponds before ' transforming Into ndult dragon flies. Knows All the News. Those people never read a news paper from one year's end to the other "That doesn't matter; they've engaged : maid who's lived in about every otTcr family on the block."

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By EDGAR A. GUEST THE FISHING OUTFIT. You may talk of stylish raiment. You may boast your broadcloth fine. And the price you gave in payment May be treble that of mine. But there's' one suit Pd not trade you Though it's shabby and it's thin, For the garb your tailor made you; That's the tattered, Mud-bespattered Suit that I go fishing in. There's no king in silks and laces And with Jewels on his breast With whom I would alter places. There's no man so richly dressed Or so like a fashion panel That his luxuries to win 1 would swap my shirt of flannel And the rusty Frayed and dusty Suit that I go fishing in. 'Tis an outfit meant for pleasure, It is freedom's raiment, too; It's a garb that I shall treasure Till my time of life is through Though perhaps it looks the saddest Of all robes for mortal skin. I am proudest and I'm gladdest In tint easy Old and greasy Suit that I go fishing in. (Copyright by Kdpar A. Guest.)

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tföo hoo -Hey VU ! j-u- ivibits en. a i Last Nigfifs Dreams What They Mean DID YOU DREAM OF FALLING? THIS Is one of the standard or typical dreams andiene over which the scientists have expended a vast amount of "gray .matter." They are generally dreams of peculiar vividness. Lucretius 53 !5. C, the celebrated Kornau philosopher. In his work on psychology speaks of this dream and Cervantes In "Don Quixote" makes the innkeeper's daughter say that she has many limes experienced this drea'm and awakened to find herself as weak and shaken as if she had really fallen. Some think that the classic myth of the fall of Icarus into the Icarian sea originated In a dream of this kind by some ancient Greek. Havelock Kills Is inclined to attribute this dream to purely physical causes. He thinks it may be due to the fact that our respiratory nction (breathing) becomes depressed and at the same time the outer nerves of our skin are reduced to a sta of Insensibility so that the skin becomes abnormally insensitive to the contact and pressure of the bed "and the sensation of falling is necessarily aroused." Freud, on the other hand, regards the dream of falling as purely psychological. It Is a dream repeating Impressions from childhood. "What uncle." says he. 'has never played falling with a child by rocking It on his knee and then suddenly stretching out his leg, or by lifting It high and then pretending to withdraw the support? Again all children have fallen occasionally and thenibeen picked up and fondled." The mystics accept the dream ns one of direct symbolism. If you dream that you fall from a height nnd pick yourself up quickly you will attain to honor nnd riches, nut If you stay where you fell troubles and looses threaten you. To wake up before you strike bottom, as many dreamers do. would appear to save the day for you. though this Is not quite so fortunate ns to dream that yon pick yourself up after the fall. (Copyright.) U Being Right. Sufficient for the right Is the conr.c!or.smss of being right.

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THE FA 1131 TRACTOR THK farm tractor is an automobile which Is minus the Joy rider attachment. Nobody ever tried to take a joy ride on the corrugated iron seat of a modern farm tractor without having his spine caved in farther than the entrance to the grand canyon of Arizona. The mission of the farm tractor Is to Jerk four KMnch fining plows over a cornflehl without showing; any spavins, ringbones or other signs of wear and tear. For many years the American fanner was obliged to rely upon the obedient but sway-backed work horse whenever he wanted to plow corn, and whenever the horse became Indisposed or short of breath he had to be laid up for repairs and tinkered with by a veterinary surgeon at ?- per tlnk. Kvery once In a while a horse would die by leaning up against a bolt of lightning or as a result of eating something which was not Intended for his stomach. This mule farming almost as expensive a feeding Russian prisoners in Germany. The farm tractor will do the work of six horses when It is hitting on all cylinders. It does not have to be harnessed, hitched up or bedded down, neither does it stop in the middle of Taming Them Down. A great many interesting and quarrelsome men are made dull and placid by a happy marriage. Life. Yes. count me a lover of Earth With its tears or Its mirth; Its wine that is bitter or bread that is sweet With the pink apple trees and the brown honey bees. With the far purple lands. And the warm golden Fands And Its queer little, love-hallowed tilings Th.it are sacred as archangels' wings Or the stars that are seven! L.oui?e Bowman. Baked Mackerel. Take two medium-sized fish, split and remove heads. Put Into a buttered dripping pan, dot with butter nnd pour over one and one-third cupfuls of rich milk. Pake twenty-flve minutes in a hot oven. Good Cakes for the Family. A good fruit cake which may be kept six months and a square of which may be iced when It is to be served Is a good economy. Ginger Drcps. Heat one egg; ndd one cupful of molasses, one cupful of sugar, one cupful of sifted flour, nnd one-half cupful of melted shortening. Dissolve one and one-half teaspoonfuls of soda In one -MILITANT-MARY-Dare Natu re 's dressed -the -trees ugreen;tbe5ky in-5tunnjng'8LL)E; And'bere Larry in-lastear's frocK-I-WI5H SHE'D -DRES5 ME-TOO.'

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a furrow on a hot day to remove n blue bottle fly with its rear hoof. It will do any work there is on the farm except washing dishes and making bed, although these attachments will pn bably be put on later. Owing to the dif'iculty of securing horses which will not die In an offhand manner or give out at b knee In the middle of the afternoon, the farm tractor Is bound to be more popuIt Will Do Any Work There Is on a Farm Except Washing Dishes and Making Dc ds. lar than the candidate for congress who decides not to nm again. It makes life easier for the farmer and sweetens the lot of the petulant hired man. therefore It has come to stay. (Copyright.) O Mystery py GEORGE MATTHRW ADAMS ONK of the most powerful Incentives In human life Is the Mystery that is locked away ns a sort u Core, burled within every Thought every Aspiration, every Action. It is the Mystery, that you cannot understand, yet which exists In your Friend, thnt makes thnt friend Interesting; it Is the force of Mystery In your business that keeps you constantly at It. and for which you sacrifice and tirelessly work. It Is the Mystery, all wrapped up In every manifestation of nature It Is the Mystery that hangs like a dense fofj'nbojit the very thought of Eternity that makes it fascinating. It Is the element of Mystery entering Into every avenue of conscious life that makes life really wonderful. It is the inspiration of Mystery thnt is able to immediately fire and wann your efforts and make your fondest dreams attainable, If you will but stop long enough to recognize this force nnd make It save you. Periodically stop and consider for n moment thbfactor in your Success. The two great Poles of life Itself are bounded by Mystery from Iilrth to Death, about the only really unmysterious thing In life is this that Success and Honor and Happiness, surely follow Work well performed. cupful of sour milk, add three and onehalf cupful of flour and n tnblespoonful of ginger. When all the Ingredients are added, ndd one tablespoonful of molasses. Drop from a spoon onto n greasvd, floured dripping pan. Hake in a moderate oven. Mexican Potato Salad. Mix one tnblcspoonful of flour with one tablespoonful of melted butter r bacon fat, add one-half teaspoonfni of snlt, two teaspoonfuls of chill powder nnd one cupful of vinegar; cook until smooth. Cut potatoes into smalt dice, add finely chopped onions to season, then the dressing nnd serve. Panned Tomatoes. Select firm, even sized tomatoes, cut In halves dip in flour and put cut side down In a pan in which has been melted two tablespoonfuls of butter. Cook over a hot Are until brown; remove the tomatoes to a hot dih and mix In a pan of sauce made of two tablespoonfuls of tlour, one cupful of milk und one teaspoonful of chill powder, with one-half teaspoonful of salt. Holl ten minutes and pour over thv tomatoes. Bread Sticks. Remove the crusts from slices of stale bread, cut In strips fire Inches long and one-half Inch wide. Roll In melted butter and brown delicately In the oven. Serve with salad or with chese. In place of crackers. Escltcped Noodles. Prepare noodles the home-mnde kind are urjch better for this dNh : put a layer of noodles In a baking dish, add a white sauce, u!ng broth and milk, season well and cook untU smooth. Put a Inyer of the sauce over the noodles, another layer of noodlen and finish with buttered crumbs. Hake unill the noodles nre ;.vell done. Chicken broth or cnl broth are especially good with this dish. CcJ rJ.'h'. 1!Zj. V.'rrtrm Nwf ,rr l'rtlvB.

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