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Dy HOWARD STIMULANTS A STIMULANT Is something which people take to Increase their l f Some neoplo have so litth natural voltnge that thv have to lire up nn stimulant about Ihe nights a week, utter whhh tbev are able to et home with the :iid of a pieket fence nnd nineteen telephone poles. There nr? stjvcrnl kind of stimulants, nil of which MTve a useful purposi. The obr-fnshfoned stimulant known as n jtottnd spanking has kept more boys ojt of the reform school than all the moral precepts of the apes. Tho moral precept Is all right, but It does not seem to teach the spot with so much thoroughness as r. coiiM lentfous spanking mixed with short, bristling words of admonition. Many a boy lias been stimulated Into giving up profanity alter bis mothei has rinsed out his mouth with wood ashes. Nearly all stimulants have the faculty of Kivln; out at a critical juncture and demanding more rope. Where one man limits himself to three cigars a day. n thousand make way with twenty and top off with four lb,- k.,.- . , -It.. , . f,, j T, -.1 i i r mm i mtxj gii. mi i im Jnt Folks um um im am iw i hi ! I By EDGAR A. GUEST MAY. Here's May nt the threshold, here's May at the door, With her arms tilled with blossoms to strew on earth's lloor, Here's May with the gladness that ripples along! Oli, come aU you, weary with striving and sin And Hing wide the portals and welcome her Id ! Some visitors come with their scandals to tell, . Some show at our threshold the wares they would sell. Rat n few come to see us for what they can bring Of laughter and gladness. We jump nt their ring And rush to the door with a welcomMig shout. Sudi a caller Is May who now lingers without. The favorite sister of twelve hajs returned. And she begs you to gather the blossoms you've earned, Her arms hold a-plenty of wonderful sprays And she whispers of more that are strewn down the ways. She is bringing you beauty and gladness and mirth. For May is the favorite daughter of earth. Here's May at the threshold, here's May at the door! Karth's favorite maiden has comeback once more. There are blossoms about her wherever she goes, And gladness and laughter and brdm for our woes. As the pet of the llock that has long been away. Let us welcome anew the homecoming of May. (Copyright by Edgar A. Guest.) Last Night's Dreams What They Mean PID YOU DREAM OF DECAPITATION? E VMUYUOHY will agree that in our waking life it is most unfortunate for one to have his head cut off. In dreamland, however, it is most fortunate. This is one of the cases whore dreams go by contraries, according to nearly all the mystic Interpreters. Kven to dream of seeing a guillotine is good luck; to see it cutting off somebody's head is better, and bet of all is to dream that it is vour own head which Is being severed. Are you in love? Then success !n your lovemaklng awaits you. Are you ambitious? You will rise. You are going to meet long absent friends and whatever troubles may now surround you after an interview with a guillotine in dreamland they will vnuNh away. If you 'ire in business, then your business will prosper and as for money, it is sure to come your way. Though, one or two pessimists say that you are going to experience some looses through a treacherous friend. A dream of this sort, experienced by -Maury, the eminent French savant who wrote extensively on the subject of dream, has become famous under the name of "Maury's Prc.mn." and the subject of endless discussion. Maury dreamed that ho was living in the time of the French devolution; he had many adventures; he was arrested and brought before the revolutionary tribunal, where he was examned by Hobeplerre. Marat ami otlrrs of the "Terror." He was condemned to death, and after some other Adventure was taken to the guillotine

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ei L. RANN piposful before retiring. When the family physician feeds Morphine to sciatic rheumatism, the patient usually recovers Just In time to Invest In a hypodermic needle. The oy who goes the beer route Is lucky If he doesn't wind up on lemon extract. Stimulants never made a clear head and a clean eye or a happy marriage or a Oon r few.. tt-AV huciKty A I'M HIP A Mfvo To JshO VouTö B0 wncuTyoua. The , old-fachioncd ctimuiant as a sound spanking. known captain of Industry, and the more they are abused the harder they sting. Tobacco, tea, coffee and malt extract are stimulants which should be driven with a high check. Nevertheless, It Is a sad fact that thousands of people who have always smoked a cob pipe and drank coffee made In a lye bucket have been cut off In their lO.'lrd year and caused the relatives to ask for that familiar hymn, T Would Xot Live Always." (Copyright.) SCHOOL surrounded by a vast throng, strapped to the board and the ax fell. He awoke to find that a piece of the bedstead had fallen and hit him on the back of the neck just where he had felt the knife. He awoke instantly; the "stimulus" for the dream was tho blow on the neck. The question arguod by the scientists is this: Is the dream consciousness capable of such rapfdity of action as to create and comprehend such a long and minute as Maury dream iii the almost infinitesimal period of time between his belli;: struck and starting to awake? Freud meets the difiioulty by suggesting that the whol? thing had been imagined by Maury when reading as a boy of the French Revolution when lie had had Jie natural wish of a French boy that he had lived in those times to have taken a part in such stirring events. And at the blow on the neck which suggested the stroke of the knife of the guillotine the drama popped entire frem its psychic pigeonhole. However. Maury's dream and all that Jt implies with regard to the rapidity of action of the dream consciousness Is ft 111 debatable ground with the scientists. (Copyright.) O -MILITANT-MARY Years JirJond leave- me still unwed.b'jt-l-ieel no-CHAGRIN Wbile-l-aro-sane no-plain-yokJ-bard SHALL- HEM MY- TROUBLES 3N!

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prove the condition that is not to our llklnp." Squabs and How to Serve Them. First get your squnh. The raising; of squabs has become quite a successful enterprise and they are not an annoyance to the neighbors when kept within their own domain. Squabs are a choice morsel, boned, stuffed and baked or broiled. (iamo of any kind, so say those who are authority, should not be washed In water unless the gall bladder has been broken. Sprinkle the Inside of tho dressed bird with plenty of black pepper ami let it hang In a cool current of air until needed. Then wipe thoroughly with a dampened cloth wrung from cold water. The custom of keeping game for several days after killing makes it tender and develops a flavor j well liked 'by the epicure. Whitei moated game of all kinds should bo ! cooked well done, the dark-mealed kinds are belter served rare. A squab should be plump and pink, although there are those of a dark color (this variety does not bring so good price). Squabs are in season all the year. . Squabs should be drawn as soon as killed, the heads and feet removed if to be served at once. If the squab are to be broiled, split down the back, wipe well, brush with melted butter or olive oil and broil over or under a jjood lire, searing quickly to retain all tho Juices, lowering the' heat as the meat becomes brown. Have cooking as many slices of bacon as there uro squabs and serve each with a piece of bacon. (Copyright, 1920. Western Newspaper Union.) DAYS Copyright xkc dark i tv r i Dranas By GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS v THIS is nn age of Iirands and Trade Marks. You immediately know the Quality and Character of a product as soon as you note its Hrand or Trade Mark. And because this is possible, it means economy, convenience and confidence. What Urand does your Life represent? Is It the "Sunshine" Urand, the "Grouch" Iirand, the "Helpful" Urand, the "Unselfish" Urand. the "Thoughtless" r.rand. the "Smile" Urand, the "Getthere" Urand, the "Square" Urand THINK what is YOUK Urand? For the Urand is stamped to you, somewhere. It may be on your Face, maybe in your Voice, your Walk may show it, or your Clothes but the Urand is there, somewhere, and even a Child may be able to detect It. What Urand do you want the world to see or. you? Lincoln carried a Urand. It was "Honest Abe." Such a Urand can never outlive its usefulness. "Thoughtful Charlie," "Do Things Uill," "Shifrless Sam." "Sunny .Tb;" "AIways-Tliink-ingof-Others-Maggie" everyone carries a self-made Urand like these. What I. rand does your life represent? Whatever your Urand. be very sure that it really DOFS stand for YOU. and the best that you are. If you have never thought of this Urand business, thkik of it now. And when you have discovered what YOUR Urand Is and where you carry It put your wind? Life back of It and make It stand for your largest Ideals. If your Urand Is worth while, self advertise It. Make your ISrand really represent the UFST that you are.

TOOK AN EXCEPTION. He was an argumentative local councillor, and was crushing an Opponent's case. "Gentlemen." he said, "you may say, with Councillor Smith, that this is a case of six of one and half a dozen of the other. Uut I say, "No" pause for emphasis "No; it Is nothing of the sort. It is exactly the contrary." London Tit-Kits. Sensing the Film Fans' Tactes. Lager Author I've got a great scenario here. Deep sea play, with starfish, octopussles and other denizens of the deep as our animal actors. Scenario Fdltor Nope, wouldn't do; not enough novelty. Most of the audience are made up of hard shells, suckers, shrimps, lobsters, crabs an' clams an' they'd be bored to death. Film Fun. The Extremist. 'Your friend. Miss Ulank, Is a very strict teetotaler," said a man com mentlng on a girl who had refused to eat brandy sauce with plum pudding, "Strict doesn't express it," replied the girl's friend. "Why. she's that particular she won't heat her curling tongs over a spirit lamp!" London Tlt-RIts. A Puzzler. "Ma, when any one steals anything from you. mustn't you forgive him until he gives back what he took?" "Of course not, my child." "Then I'll tell Dick when he comes tonight that you say he must give me straight back the kiss he stole from me yesterday." 'You and Grunp seem to get along: protty well." "Yes, you see he never borrows anything but trouble, and that's tho only thins I ever have to lend." A Contingency. The ekrly bird will get the worm, Of that there is no question; But if, alas, the worm should turn He'd get the indigestion. The Reason. "They say more fish is eaten in Japan than in any other country." "I suppose that is because they can manage the bones there with Japan ese. Sure Ways. "What is the quickest way to get up in the world?" "Either get a job with an aviator or pat a mule on the off hind leg." Pleasant Change. "Yon :ire working too bar" "I must finish this novel." "Sometimes I wish I had trained you to wipe dishes," declared his wife. "Why, my. dear?" "Then you could get away from your work now ttnd "then." It's a Great Life! Harry Old Miserly worked hard and long, but he finally succeeded in amassing n fortune. Hugh Yes; he now has enough money to pay his doctor bills the remainder of his life. Contrary Success. "Bings has been remarkably successful. It certainly requires head work In his business." "Heil tell you himsei; that is why lie landed with both feet." Well Drilled. "Do married men make better soldiers than single ones?" "Of course. They're more accustomed to discipline." Dad's Dictum. I love your daughter, but fear I 2!?n no match for her." "You sure ain't. Uut why should that keep you from Vetting her? No married man is a match for his wife." Louisville Courier-Journal. Their Nature. "Oculists' bills are particularly irrlt a ting." "Why so?; "Because In their very nature they nre calculated to develop eye-rate pos-iibh'tles."

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wool, silk, liner;, cotton or mixed gOOtlR. Buy -Diamond Dyes'no other kind then perfect results are guaranteed even if you have never dyed before. Druggist bn rnlnr rnrd. The Proper Place. "Where in your desk shall I put these articles on the dove of peace?" Tut thein In some pigeon hole." Lift off Corns! Doesn't hurt a bit 2nd Frecicno costs only a few cents. With your fingers! You can lift off any hard corn, soft corn, or com between the toes, and the hard skin calluses from bottom of fecL A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs little at any drug store; apply a fewdrops upon the corn or callous. Instantly it stops hurting, then shortly you lift that bothersome corn or callous r.'ght off, root and all, without one bit of pain or soreness Truly I No humbwr! Adv. AT WORK ON BIG PROBLEMS Grandson of Huxley Seeking, Among Other Things, the Secret of Perpetual Youth. The secret of perpetual youth and renewed vigor, the determination of sex and the curing of certain human diseases are some of the problems which it seems are being solved in the laboratories at Oxford, Kngland, by Julian Huxley, grandson of the famous biologist, Thomas Henry Huxley. The actual achievements Included the change of tadpoles into frogs within throe weeks; the production of a new sort of creature; the restoration of a llatworni to youth, and the control of the sex of frogs' 'g;r.-, producing DO per rent of males at the will of the experimenter. The Daily Mail, which makes this news public, comments in an editorial on the great possibilities of Julian Huxley's discovery and says: "We seem to be nearer some of the hardest and most enthralling mysteries of life." A Triple Alibi. Teacher Bennle Bcanbrough. were you making faces at Herman Hemma ndhaw? Hennie No, ma'am, I wasn't. 'IIe said you were." T wasn't, teacher; you see, I had a tooth pulled and I can't keep my tongue out of the hole, and there is something , In my eye and my nose itches so I have to twitch it' Youngstown Telegram. When suspicion enters the door love goes out of the window. a Reason if

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