Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 62, Number 48, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 May 1920 — Page 7

ACID IM MEAT CLOGS THE KIDNEYS Take a Glas of Salts If Your Dack Hurts or Bladder others. If you must have .your moat every day, eat It. but flush your kidneys with salts occasionally, says n noted authority who tells us that meat forms uric acid which almost paralyzes the kidneys In their efforts to expel It from tho Mood. They become sluggish and weaken, then you suffer with a dull misery In the kidney region, sharp pains In the back or sick headache, dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue Is coated and when the weather fs bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine pets cloudy, full of sediment, the channels often get sore and Irritated, obliging you to seek relief two or three times during tho night. ; To neutralize these Irritating acids to cleanse the kidneys and flush oft the body's .urinous waste get four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy here; tafcu a tahlespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with llthla. and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize the acids In urine, so It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive; cannot Injure, and makes a delightful effervescent llthla-water drink. Adv. Not Himself. "I once heard a pugilist say he would not enter the movies for a salary of $10.0(10 a week and nothing could Induce him to go on the stage und make a monkey out of himself. "Extraordinary! What happened next?" "Ills manager rushed up in great distress and soon proved to the satisfaction of everybody present that the pugilist had been drinking and was not responsible for his wild talk." Birmingham Age-Herald. DOESN'T NEED ANY LAXATIVES NOW Mr. Becker says life is a joy, without constipation or stomach trouble. 'I had catarrh of the stomach and head for three years. My stomach was so bad that every time I ate anything sweet, such as fruit or pastry, the burning hot water would run out of my mouth. I took a laxative every night. "Since taking Milks Emulsion my bowels move regularly. I have now taken ten bottles and have gained 10V pounds. All my friends remark how line I am looking, and it seems a pleasure to live again, without stomach trouble." Bert Becker. Miami. Ohio. I'hysics usually make slaves out ot their users, and weaken the bowels instead of correcting them. Stomach trouble In many cases is directly due to mstipation. Milks Kmulsion is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy, natural towel action, doing away with all need of pills and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs in shape to assimilate food. As n builder of llesh and strength Milks Emulsion Is strongly recommended to those whom sickness has weakened, and Is a powerful aid in resisting and repairing tho effects of wasting diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation are promptly relieved usually In one day. This is the only solid emulsion made, and so palatable that it is eaten with a spoon like ice cream. Truly wonderful for weak, sickly children. No matter how severe your case, you are urRcd to try Milks Emulsion under this guarantee Take six bottles home with you, use it according to directions, and if not satisfied with the results your money will he promptly refunded. Price Göc and J1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emulsion Co.. Terre Haute. Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere. Adv. Must Have His Smoke. IlLrbnnd (newly married) Don't you think, love, if I smoke it would spoil the curtains? Wife Ah. you are really the most unselfish and thoughtful husband to be found anywhere! Certainly it would. Husband WVU. take the curtains down. Pittsburgh Chronlcle-Tele-grnph. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucat County fs. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co.. doing business in the City of Toledo. County and State aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December. A. D. U& (Seal) A. W. C.leason. Notarv Public. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Svstera. t J. Cheney te Co.. Toledo. Ohio. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio. The Mysterious Fascination. "I don't approve of some of these popular -oi!gs" remarked the evero person. "You lnt have to pay jny attention to those yen disapprove." "Oh. . I du. That's the vrorst of it. They are the very ones that keep running through my head." To Have a Clear Sweet Skin. Touch pimples, redness, roughness or itching, if any, with Cuticura Ointment, thin bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Itinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25c each. Adv. If a man knows he Is in the wrong lie can afford to get angry. It takes an umbrella dealer to se the silver Mnlog of a cloud

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It's Hard to Stop These Veterans of the Argonne YOUNG STOWN, O. "I eare for liltn very much indeed, but I believed hi professed attachment for me might only be a passing fancy, so I resolved to lose myself to the world completely, leaving no clew by which he might carry out his oft repeated intention of

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aged fifty-three years, Brooklyn schoolteacher, and who now has started housekeeping with her pupil husband. Russell L. Richiiian, aged twenty-three years, in Parkwood avenue, here. Mrs. Hefferman and young RIchnian, an overseas veteran of the Argonne. were recently married in Warren, 0., by the Rev. T. F. Rheinhild, pastor of the First Presbyterian church. While young Richiiian was In France Mrs. HelTennan never wrote him. believing that when he returned from Franco all would bo forgotten and she could return to Brooklyn. However, when RIchnian returned he at once took up the search. One day he saw a piano box about to be loaded on a truck. It bore the name of the missing teacher. The address given was Massillon, O. Richman found Mrs. Heffennan In that city, and, though she refused at first to sw him, he was so persistent that ylie eventually agreed to meet him. Tlw meeting took place in Cleveland, and again Mrs. Heffennan tried to discourage Richman. He declared, howeveT, that he would never give her up, and she then consented to marry him. They went to Warren and the ceremony was performed there. "Since his teens he has declared his love for me," Mrs. Heffennan said, "and, though I tried and his parents tried to dissuade him, It was to no avail. He was a persistent lover."

Why Can Canada Lure Farmers From Illinois Farms? BLOOMINGTON, ILL. This neck of woods is still talking of the special tourists' train, consisting of 42 freight and cattle cars and two Pullman coaches and sleepers,' loaded with 125 central Illinois fanners, their families and household articles, which left re

cently this city for Manitoba, Canada. Sixty-live persons all told composed the party. After government inspectors cheeked over the train at Chi cago It ran as a special passenger train to Canada, where the people have purchased homes. Some of the most prominent farm ers from Livingston county who wen. on the train include: George Ahry, Jr., Mrs. John Neibert and son, Car!

Haas, Fugene Fogarty and Edward Neibert, all from Odell. From Pontiac there are, Gus It. Hanson, Chris Peterson and Henry Wilson. From Dwight are: Chris Jensen, Chris Sorenson, Simon Anderson. Lucien Humbert, Peter Burgwald. Trod Dransfeld, and from Lockport are Thomas Stout and W. Gougar. In every instance the men are taking their families with them as well as furniture and implements. The future residents of Canada were recently taken to Sperling. Manitoba, where they inspected the land. Later they bought o.OOO acre? of the rich wheat land that Manitoba is noted for. The families are well acquainted, and they represent a large portion of the agricultural wealth of this part of Illinois. People are talking something like this: What is the matter with our agricultural system when such men leave a state which still is but little more than half as densely populated as France, and go L0iX) miles to a s'trange land and rigorous climate to start anew? They are not alone; tens of thousands like them have gone in the last few years, and the exodus may well run into the thousands this year. Is there not some way of keeping such men at home?

Lucky Yank Finds a Real Helpmeet in Soviet Land MERIDIAN, MISS. "I advise all young Americans to go to Russia, if for no other reason than to meet and study RusslaD women. They are not spoiled. They have no false vanity. They are trained in the things a woman ' should know. mi . i tt t r . i

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In English Maria Pilgrim. She was known to the allied intelligence officers as "The Human Dictagraph." Her talent served when the officers lacked equipment for "listening in" at radical meetings. On one occasion she put her ear to a wall and reported accurately entire conversations, of which none of the others could distinguish a word. Captain Martin and 'Miss Rogomolova met in Archangel in 1017. She was a secret agent for the allies in North Russi". So was Martin. So they were frequently detailed to the same invevtiga?.t,ns. Her quickness, intelligence and pluck appealed to the young American soldier. He had learned to speak the Russian language and he proposed In that tongue. She answered with the only English word she knew "Yes." They married in Archangel on August 10. 101S. Captain Martin, now in New York, has sent his pretty wife here to his home town, for instruction by private tutors in the French language. Tin people of Meridian marvel at her ability as a modiste. They do iy that she can cut out a dress and tit It without a pattern. She can also cook, look after the house, discuss Russian literature and relate the most thrilling stories of the war that the good people of Meridian ever heard.

Servant Girls Now Resort to the Use of a Club NKW YORK. Servant girls attained a definite social status Ir this city today when a group organized the first "Servant Girl Club" and opened quarters upon a fashionable uptown street. The club rooms, luxuriously furnished, consist of reception room.

sleeping rooms, bath and shower rooms and kitchenette. The Rev. Nicholas Pulitz, pastor of the Hungarian Raptist church, sometimes called the "Church of Many Mansions' because of its varied activities, who Is promoting the club, explained that It means more than Just an establishment where the cook and second maid may loll about and feel opulent.

Rehlnd the velvet, he said, is the claw of a serious purpose; that of demonstrating that servant girls are people, and. Indirectly, of eliminating the "servant girl" problem. While any servant girl is eligible to membership hi the new club, it was planned round those of Hungarian nationality, of whom Mr. Dullt said there are 5,000 In this dty. Tho girls will have classes In English, In sociology and in economics. The club will give service as an "Intelligence office."

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: " J ' l. following me wherever I should go and Inducing me to marry 1dm. "He found me at last upon hi return from France, accomplishing what all the police and detectives could not do. And, caring as much for each other as we did, there was really nothing else for us to do, so we were married Ho explained Mrs. Russell L. Richman, formerly Mrs. Mary Heffennan, inns spoKe lingo r. .uarmi, n 101mer captain in the United States intill iiniiu'it enrvlprt in lJiioi!i who returned to this country with a young Russian bride. Captain Martin is lecturing for the American central committee for Russian relief, whose parpose is to aid refugees from the bolshevik!. Mrs. Martin, before her marriage, was Maria Rogömolova, which means Fo:itiom5

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NEEDED TO TALK OUT LOUD Doughboy Might Have Had Right Idea, but Surely He Had Never Driven Mules. Returning soldiers tell , a goort story of a mule driver in France. He was driving a four-mule team hitched to a ration wagon and, as he told he story, he lost his way in the night and mist and drove right through the American trench line, which was not continuous at that point, and started rumbling along an old road which led across No Man's Land, lie had goue a few rods when a doughboy jumped out of a listening post and began to signal to him with both hands. "What's the matter?" shouted the driver. "Hush P said the doughboy In n low and agonized whisper. "You're headed straight toward the German lines. For God's sake. turn around and don't speak ahove a whisper." "Whisper, h P boomed the driver. "I've got to turn four mules around." Grasshopper Bait. A year ago the passhopper ate up nearly $100,000,000 worth of our winter wheat. Science at once set about devising some scheme to control this pest. They mixed a concoction, on an enormous scale, known as "grasshopper bait." making 4.5G." tons of it, or enough to fill 1S3 large railroad cars. To mix this bait they used 00,000 lemons, eighty-three tons of white arsenic and other ingredients in similar proportion. The bait was then scattered over a great area In Kansas. The grasshoppers ate It freely, with the expected result. This year there are no grasshoppers in Kansas. Beys' Life. Her Method. "If your husband were to call to ycu to bring him something upstairs, would you do it?" Not much; I would call him down." a

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Absolutely Pur a I COUNTRY OF BEE KEEPERS In Liithuania the Production of Honey Has Become an Important National Industry. In Lithuania, when a hee stings a man he turns the other cheek. And almost literally, at that, because it Is n sin to kill a bee. and no one ever commits that sin intentionally. As a result of their natural fondness for bees, Lithuanians, with the growth of their economic system, have developed bee raising from a general social custom to an important industry. Thousands of barrels of honey are exported from Lithuania annually. Almost everyone In Lithuania has at least one bee hive. Sometimes they have swarms of thousands. But It is common even in the cities to have a man serve you mldus that Is made from the honey gathered in his garden hive. Midus, the national drink of Lithuania, is made from fermented honey. World's Sleepiest Tramp. A widely known character, one Juliu! Mercier, called "the sleeping tramp," has been arrested in Versailles, according to the Manchester Guardian. This occasion he Is charged wiMi the theft of rabbits. The morning before his arrest he was found on the Grand route by a carter In a deep sleep, from which nil eflorts of the latter failed to wake him. In the police station he woke up for a few minutes, then fell asleep again. It was found absolutely Impossible to arouse him from slumber, and he was sent to a hosplltal, where he continues in the same state. Neither drunkenness nor lethargic encephalitis have anything to do with this curious case of one who must take high rank among the tired fraternity. You may have noticed that few business men feel at ease at a polite social function. will buy big package

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