Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 62, Number 45, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 April 1920 — Page 3

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Feeding a Grudge. "I see the railroad restaurant men are to have a banquet." "I'd like to supply the sandwiches.1 FRECKLES Now U the Time to Gtt Rid of These Ugly Spot-. There's no longer the lightest need ot feellnrr ashamed of your freckles, as Othlne double strength la graar?.nted t remove these homely spots. Simply firet an ounce of Othlne double strength from your druggist, and apply a little of It night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirety. It is seldom that more than one ounce 1 needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be euro to ask for the double strength Othlne. as this Is sold unter guarantee ot money book if It falls to renove freckles. WHAT PEEVED THE RECRUIT Little Discussion He Had With Corporal Left Him Disgusted With Relief From Guard Duty. A couple of recmits of the latest vintage, who had enlisted in the hope of being sent to the Rhine, were discuslng the pros and cons of army life. "It ain't so bad." cciitkled one. "Most of it is all right, but it's that blasted relief from guard duty that gets me." "Relief from guard duty!" ejaculated the other. "Man. you're cuckoo! There's nothing to being relieved from guard duty. It's beii.g on guard duty that's hell." MXo," maintained the first. "It's the relief. Why, the other day they put me on guard for two hours, and it wasn't bad at all just standing round and watcning the rest of 'em drilling and knowing that I didn't have to do it myself, but then when the time for relief came the corporal came up and gave me the devil." -What for?" "Nothing. Nothing at all. I just couldn't remember where I'd left my rifle." Stunned. "If labor persists in Its arrogance," said the town min, "the time will come when the hired man who does a full and honet day's work will be denounced as a traitor by his class." "The hired man who does good gosh! what?" astoundedly yelled Farmer Rentover. Kansas City Star.

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No Wonder. I tell you, that girl rings true." 441 No wonder, when she's a belle." Raltlmore American. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this eth day of December, A. D. 1SSC. (Seal) A. TV. Glenson. Notary Public. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio, FOUND HIS OCCUPATION GONE Weary Wanderer Another Victim of the Horrors of War, 'as He Explained to Housewife. Women don't feed tramps readily nowadays, with work so plentiful and men so badly needed in almost all occupations, and a tramp has to be a bit lrtighter than formerly with his excuses: if he "gets by" the average housewife with a hard-luck tale. One that came to the back door of a Munde residence the other day will not fail to make good in his particular "profession" anywhere. 'I'm out ot work," he explained to Mrs. Housewife, as she stood frownin down on him, "because the war destroyed the only occupation I ever bad been taught the occupation my father taught me and that I always had followed until this terrible war came on." "What was your job the war ended?" asked Mrs. Housewife, a shade of interest and even of commiseration entering her voice as she spoke. "Tramping, mum." was the almost tearful reply. Indianapolis News. Varied Climes, Varied Habits. Natives of hot climates who spend much time . in the water rarely use soap except for a shave or shampoo. The Eskimo is a reckless bather during the fishing season, when he is forced to wade to disenrnngle his nets, but his wife and family think handling wet nets absolves them from further bathing rites.

DREAM OF CLOTHING? LACK OF WHAT is call ard" tlrcai called one of the "standms. one which Is most annoying and one which everybody almost, has experienced at least once in his life, some people many times, is the dream of Unding oneself in a thronged street or In a room lilled with people and suddenly realizing that one is only partially clothed or not clothed at all. In these dreams the people witii, whom we find oursclf do not appear to take any notice of our unconventional condition, but the dreamer is much disturbed and endeavors to escape. This dream has received particular attention from those scientists who for more than half a century have been Investigating the phenomena of dreams regarded as purely mental (or more accurately psychic), or as physical manifestations. Tile dream in question Is said to be the basis of Hans Christian Andersen's story, "The Emperor's New Clothes'- and has been done into poetry by the German author, Fulda, In Tho Talisman." It is called by the scientists a "standard" or "typical" dream because it is one which is experienced by all persons In an identical or almost identical manner; whereas most of our dreams are peculiar to ourselves. The empirics, those who Interpret dreams in the old. superstitious, traditional mystic and unscientific manner declare the dream under consideration to be a bad omen, though they do not all agree just how had. They say it signifies that people are conspiring against you ; that you are soon to receive an insult; you will be disappointed in your friends and relatives and it Is a warning to you to mend your ways. Those scientists who strive to account for dreams by referring them to a physical source say that this dream is simply the result of sensations caused by the bedclothes slipping off. But that does not hold for - we fre-

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By HOWARD L. RANN

THE TRAINED XUKSE. THE trained nurse is a ministering angel Who is hired to let other people sleep. There are two people who have proven that the world would be better off if sleep had never been invented. One of them is Thomas A. Edison and the other is the bright-eyed trained nurse who can sit up all night for a week and look as fresh as a plate of home-grown lettuce. Mr. Edison trained nurs.j who is accustomed to sit bolt upright for weeks at a stretch without uttering a blink of any kind. ThaTj TouchSfCCML YOU'D LKE.1b EaT JVCH AS Candy oka a.nT had a mghTs TOAST m STEAK "A nervous, highstrung business man with an ulcerated tooth which hangs on like a one-armed man at a club dance." There is nothing more soothing than the entrance of a graduate nurse and has not used any sleop to speak of in his business for years, am' his close friends and associates say that when he feels any coming his way he holds hi; head under the cold water faucet until the attack passes. When a nervous, high-strung business man comes down with an ulcerated tooth which hangs on like a onearmed man at a club dance he refuses to allow any sieep to enter the house, thus making it necessary to engage a her soft-roll shirt waist Into a home from which sleop has been banished by an able-bodied husband who has thecal - loping toothache and wants everybody in the block to know it. This enables a wearied wife to drop at full length . MILITANT NARY I'bave'Q'frend who's -just engaged who-talh5obou1 br.PRINCE. Jt-mol(e$roe imile, for- were be -mine -I'D TALK 'ABOUT WQUNCE

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quently have the dream when covered up warm. Professor Freud, the latest and the most celebrated of investigators of dream sources, says in his book, "The Interpretation of Dreams," that the dream is based upon a recollection of our earliest childhood. When we were babies we were seen with indifference by relatives, strangers 'and servants scantily ' dressed and were not ashamed. These recollections of babyhood, imprisoned dormant and unrecaliable In our waking hours, are liberated to tis in the dream state. Cur feeling of uneasiness and desire t escape though no one notices Into a leather chair and sleep until she has a crick in the neck which follows her around for several days. The trained nurse Is obliged to obey the doctor's orders and feed the patent medicine and run a spirit thermometer down his throat at regular intervals. As the average patient,, particularly of the male sex, soon develops a temper that would raise blisters on a tin roof, she is obliged to mix tact with the medicine and sometimes a little brute force. It must be admitted that the trained nurse earns her money and gets it. O Jn& Folk By EDGAR A. GUEST PHILOSOPHY. It's all worth while, he used to say When difficulties lined his way. I've never known a trouble yet I wasn't glad that I had met The minute I had seen it through, Because it proved what I could do. I've feared it, looking straight ahead, I've had my share of doubt and dread And yet, when it was over, I Looked backwards with a laughing eye And to myself I'd always say: You'll boast about that task some day. I've never known a man so t-r-reat That didn't hunger to relate The hardships and the cares he'd known Before success was his to own. The hunger that had made him whine Had also helped to make him line. The failures that had tried his soul And seemed a barrier to his goal Had changed their bitterness sweet And now are memories to repeat. Man's greatest joy beneath the sun Is' to recall wl t he has done. for Today I laugh fit yesterday ! -Vnd all the cares that came my way; The past is only grim to those j Who left their courage with its woes. Who Plods along new joys to win Looks back at trouble with a grin. And boastfully at times repeats The misery of his defeats. He tells his hardships with a smile And holds that they were all worth while. Tor all the secret joys thit last Spring from the hardships of the past. So into every round of care And every battle with despair I plunge, remembering the fun That it wiil mean when I am done. What hurts me now will some day be A very pleasant memory. And laughingly I may recall In future years the present fall. What seems today a fearful test May be tomorrow's source of jest. And all that calls for courage stoui. Some day I'll proudly boast about. (Copyright by E!;ar A Guut )

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The Unsalaried Drummers By George Matthew Adams. IF YOU are a Merchant or Manufacturer, the most valuable assets you have are the unrecorded ones In the form of Satisfied Customers the Men and Women and Children that come into your store or other stores unannounced, and leave as unfusscdly, to carry on and on the Message of the value behind the Goods you sell. It Is the Unsalaried Drummer who makes It possible for you to win in business. Into every Town, City Country, do The Unsalaried Drummers go everywhere your Goods go, they go. And what your Merchandise is, they are as Drummers. The people who read your Books, .ride in your Cars, the Stenographers who run your Typewriters, those who wear the Clothes you make and the Food you prepare each is an Unsalaried Drummer for you. Ever think of It this way? Each time you lower the highest Standard of what you make or sell, you take away that much, maybe a million times, from the efficiency of your Unsalaried Drummers. Every Man and Woman with sufficient Brains to Think, is a possible Drummer for you to sell and each is your Drummer at NO COSTto you. So that your greatest concern remains not for those merely under the range of your Eye, but those you never see The Unsalaried Drummers who daily, rain, hail or shine, distribute to the farthermost points of the Earth, anfl hourly work at your Success or Fa i 1 u re u n a n n o u n ced . Oh, Business Man! In your mad fret and scramble for the Dollar, do not forget the endless number of Unsalaried Drummers that are able to Make or Break you. O There is no situation in life so bad that It cannot be retrieved. Dickens. Simple Good Things. A simple dessert which is easy to prepare and wholesome for the children is: Rice With Prunes and Bananas. Take well-cooked rice, mold In small cups or molds and around each place alternate pieces of cooked prunes and slictHl bananas. Sprinkle lightly with sugar and cover with whipped cream. The addition of a bit of lemon juice with a bit of the grated rind of the fruit itself is rather flavorless. Itice Is also very nice served with fig sauce. Take one cupful of figs, stew In two cupfuls of water and a tablespoonful of sugar until they are very tender, add a teaspoonful of lemon juice and serve a tablespoonful of the sauce with each helping of the rice. Cabbage Salad De Luxe. Shred tender crisp cabbage very fine; add shredded coconut and shredded blanched almonds. Add a mayonnaise to which has been added plenty of whipped cream. Garnish the salad with slivers of fresh green pepper. Take the tender tops of sprouted turnip, dress with French dressing and serve as a salad. This will be something new and very good. One may spread the turnips out near the light, a bushel or so, and the tops may be cut from time to time, keeping a fresh green salad at hand. iCopyrlsht. 1320. Wtra Newspaper L'nia 1

When you wake up with backache and dull misery In the kidney region It generally means you have been eating too much meat, says a well known authority. Meat forms uric acid which overworks the kidneys In their effort to filter it from the blood and they become sort of paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys get sluggish and clog you must relieve Them, like you relieve your bowels; removing all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, dizzy spells; your stomach sours, tongue Is contend, and when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine Is cloudy, full of sediment, channels often get sore, water scalds and you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night. Either consult a good, reliable physician at once or get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tabl.vpoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act line. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to netitraliz. acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is a life saver for regular meat eaters. It is inexpensive, cannot injure and makes a delightful, effervescent lithia-water drink. Adv.

More Than One. That morning the teacher had been forced to thrash two very troubiesoire boys, and the memory of the happening was still fresh In the other children's minds that afternoon. She took up her history to give the assignment on the Civil war, which the class was studying. "This afternoon." she said, "we shall take the hammering campaign.' " Everyone was amused when she said it but she, herself, led In the laugh when a tiny fellow ejaculated: "My, I thought we had that hammering campaign this morning !" 0'Q B I L 10 U S ! Quick! Get Liver and Bowels Right with "Cascarets" Furred Tongue, Iad Taste, Indigestion, Sallow Skin, and'Miserable Headaches come from a torpid liver and sluggish bowels, which cause the stomach to become filled with undigested food, which sours and ferments, forming acids, gases, and poisons. Cascarets tonight will give your bilious liver and constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. Cascarets never sicken or Inconvenience you like nasty Calomel, Salts, Oil, or griping Pills. They work' while you sleep. Adv. Father's Amendment. "And what do you propose to do now, William?" asked the father of the son who has Just come him after graduation at college. "Oh' yawned the optimistic young man, "I think I'll go over to New York and look for a position at five thousand per you understand? At five thousand .per.' "Oh, yes." said the old man. "I understand. You mean at five thousand perhaps." Pathfinder. WHEN THE DAY IS OVER When the household cares and the worries r ' oi everyway lie Irh a v e dracced ,. you down, made ! you unhappy, . Afl and there is i-lrXJ nothing in life but headache, backache and worry, turn to the right prescription, one gotten up by Dr. Pierce fifty years ago. Nerrcus Rim-Down, ?zm Here cr Ttcrc? Kokomo, Ind. "I can pay something for Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For j ome time I suffered from nervousness and general run-down condition. I lost my appetite and the doctors did not Fcem to help rne. I had one of Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Advisers in the houss and I started to read it. I found that 'Favorite Prescription' was what I needed. It helped ine in many ways and built up ray system. I regained my appetite and felt better. It gave rae strength to do some work that I had not been able to do for pome time previous." Mrs. J. A. McGee, 821 E. Taylor Sc. Lafiyette, Ind. "Several years ago I took Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and it did wonders for me. It is the bet medicine I ever found. I was troubled with weakness from which many women fuller. I was down rick. Would have such terrible smothering spellj I did not know what to do, and I would have dizzy rpells, too. The doctor could not help me. I tried 'Favorite Prescription' and it proved wonderful with me. It built me up and cured me and made me stout. I was in awful condition at the time." Mrs. Elizabeth Kahl, 224 S. Fifth St. Kokomo, Ind. "Dr. Pierce's 1 Favorite Prescription has helped me. I took it when in a delicate condition. I had been in bed most of the time, and whenever I tried to fttnd I would feel so sick; my stomach failed me. I knew my mother had taken the 'Prescription to I took three or four bottles' and I was then able to be up and around." Mrs. Roy Morris, 922 E. Arnett St. fl.OOC MXl'Kt: good Indian farm. II acres, all tillable, rood bulMlnc. rood fruit, on pike near rajlroad town: 1 rrs wheat Vrlte Avr Kni-. ritr. Oh'.

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